The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. It’s time to confess your sins! Only the Seeds can save us. We aren’t sure how but things really went down this time in Far Cry 5. Always remember, have a plan to separate the bull from his mountain oysters. Guild Wars 2 is a trek through fantasy content that is engaging and fun as well with our baby Asuras.
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This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Spread Eagle. Need a nice, quiet… unreasonably dark place to have lunch or dinner? Well, the Spread Eagle is for you. Ladies do drink free at some point. We aren’t sure when that is because we weren’t able to access the VIP area. But do stop by just be careful your car doesn’t get stolen.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, October 10th. This is our 133rd show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Did we check the Damsels Email this week?
Far Cry 5 this week.
It was all so innocent…hunting cougars and deer.
Then it all went horribly wrong.
We stumbled into the main storyline and the Seeds tried to drown us, we got saved by a preacher.
Then when we were trying to do smaller missions, we stumbled into the main storyline and got captured AGAIN.
We got Drugged. And then Drug away. We were double drugged.
Mythery
Is a twitcher now.
Really fun twitch-game stuff that rewards you. (Prepper stash)
The best thing that happened this week was the Testy Festy.
Montana pics:
internet 🙂
What we learned:
Lessah: If Mythery isn’t feeling well, she powers down like a PC.
Myth: I can’t fly a plane in Far Cry 5
Sahba: I can’t access the Damsels’ email.
Rumors, News, and Lies
DDO
1) Update 47 – Monday, October 12th –Click here for the Release Notes.
The Boys season 2 finale was AMAZING. Watch everything.
Stop what you are doing and watch Cobra Kai on Netflix. Season 3 has already been filmed.
The Mandalorian Season 2 available Oct 30th.
Utopia – season 1
Guild Wars 2 The Life of an Asura
We went to a funeral. It was long and super wordy. Also, the guy wasn’t dead. He had been kidnapped so we went to rescue him. We did yay!
Other games
Guild Wars 2, Goals: Get Sahba Jade into a world boss event.
Among Us
Very fun/ fast-paced werewolf/ mafia type game, can play on phone or PC
App is free, most of my friends and family are already playing.
Minecraft
7dtd
Hoard night on the roof!
We found a Shotgun Messiah Headquarters that we want to raid with Sahba Jade.
Housekeeping!
Website is looking good! The new artwork is coming along. I’m really happy with the initial drawings that came out of the “Art Department”. (They work pro-bono)
If you went to the website to listen to ep 131 of the podcast, it wasn’t there. I don’t remember screwing that up but… the QA/QC department caught it. I listed it with the episode 132 post.
The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We took a wrong turn and ended up in Amrath this time. The dungeons where dark and the traps were numerous. No wonder the devils invaded Stormreach, their home is littered with dead archons! Thanks so much for listening!
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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly, Why buy a game when you can Rent One, right? That’s not their slogan.
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Intro:
And with that… welcome to the show! The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 10th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 47th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:
It’s about to get real…
We need to talk about Fantasy Realism. Those quests last night had a ton of intricate metal-looking architecture. I know bearded devils didn’t do that, they can barely hold a spear. Who built that stuff? Private contractors?
Cool announcement! Set your watches, etc
Special show/ special time next week with a special guest! Mythery needs us to tweet her on the day to ensure she is up on time…it’s a very early show.
My rumor…Sahba Jade hates her dog. RIP Sam is always dying. “Next time Babe.”
Rumors, News, and Lies
First up, a lie – Sahbajade refuses to run the Shroud with Mythery and Lessah…
Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?
Nope…been Pokewalking and playing Civ and YOU made me watch that show on Netflix. So it’s your fault really.
GenCon
While we were away, the DDO Chronicle turned 200
I heard on DDO Players we were getting free res cakes to celebrate – Chronicle200 coupon expires Aug 31.
Schedule change for the Damsels
Game News
Monk updated won’t be in U32
Weekly DDO world restarts each Wednesday, I think at 9 AM Eastern
Possible Cannith Crafting on Lamannia this week
Forums
How would you improved the new player experience?
Should we ban the pikers destiny to solo play only?
A social utility that’d be useful …
Real time or turn-based combat in a new DDO
Before we start!
Stranger things
The worst part…it ended, I need Moarrrrr
How we started watching
Myth visited – Food, Minecraft, Pandemic
Stranger Things
Does a person even need regular cable when they have Netflix? I mean, between this and Voltron, I had a good summer! Newflash! There are four seasons of Shameless available on Netflix right now! (And so is The Big Short!) You need to watch it!
How to lose at Civilization V by Mythery Inferno and Lessah Ismorah:
Step one: make a doughnut map
Step two: Declare war on the most dangerous character
All Things Mythery: (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
Mythery Says:
She says all sorts of things, sometimes I remember to write them down!
Ask Mythery!
Tea, and it’s many forms!
My tea vs your tea
Housekeeping!
I have no housekeeping but Mythery does?
Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid. P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The wolf druid pack is back at it and we talk all things animal behavior and fashion! Listen to find out what happens when Sahba Jade accuses us all of foul play! Thanks so much for listening!
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The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on February 25th 2015 11pm pst. This is our 9th show. It was fashion week here at the Damsels of DDO!
You know how when you are in bed and trying to sleep and you think about crafting weapons…and you open your cannith crafting app… Crafting app? While in bed?
Sahba Jade is storing track balls in my attic. How did they get there? I also resent the fact that I would purposefully get Sahba killed just for the sake of a few points! I resent it as well!!! (Tell Myth thanks for the help in killing Sahba!)
Lent, week one progress report!
Sahba – diet coke at home and get all collectibles and turn in
Lessah – coffee; no wearing cosmetic armor
Mythery – phone games; no Garrett
Rumors and (or) News (and whatever I want to talk about) by Sahba Jade:
It is against a paladin’s religion to bathe regularly.
Mimics are out tomorrow!
Mythery is going out on her own – she was on the DDO Players News this week
Lessah is a halfling
Trivia Question for 500 TB – three-parter –
Lessah has homework – what is it?
Who was the best Doctor, according to Sahba and Mythery?
What is the Best episode of Doctor Who?
Before we start!
Dr. Who talk! (Aliens, maybe you should plan your invasions better. Like the Fifth Wave!)
The Fifth Wave, 2nd book, Legend.
What movies or shows has Sahba and Myth watched?
The care and feeding of Winter Wolves. The Harbinger of Madness, the madness continues!
Sinister Storage – into a warehouse fighting waves of taken, and thaarask hounds while Mahlurst stands up on a platform hurling insults and whining about us killing his minions.
Fear Factory – Morley Blode has been bonking stormreach residents over the head and using their bodies to perform experiments which result in making them crazy with a final result of making a taken. Taken are these bipedal drippy grey monsters that make a liquidy squishy sound when they walk and true to their sound they are pretty squishy as in “easy to kill”. So we went through the door to a warehouse and found ourselves in room after room that had about 4 inches of people juice on the floor and something that looks like large vines with pods on them. Smashing the pods results in having either a half baked crazy human trying to kill you or a completely baked taken trying to kill you. I swear, where is the appreciation? We also ran into some Kobolds and more T hounds. Geeze, kobolds just think they have to be involved in everything! Finally we got to the lowest level of this goop factory to find ole Morley himself, I’m pretty sure he was experimenting on himself too. But we put him out of his misery, I’m sure he wasn’t grateful either.
Infused Chaosrobe – great item! ML, spell turmoil- when casting any offensive elemental spell (fire, cold, etc) there is a chance to gain a +20 alchemical bonus to spell power for 30 seconds, lesser evocation augmentation ix (increases caster level by 1), trace of madness (will tell more after second chain), power drain – lost 30/60 sp)
In the Flesh- find Yaulthoon.First the underwater chest. We went into a third warehouse, this one was decked out! Lovely statues of taken everywhere, which came to life, broke out of the glass and tried to kill us. Up the ramp met Pixel killed Pixel. Then undead Pixel. Got a crest, watched the fashion show. Found Yaulthoon. Killed him.
We liked this quest chain even though we died a lot! There are some surprises that you will like (buyer beware of Permadeath pitfalls!)
Mythery Says: I DO get everything.
Housekeeping!
New shows will go up on ITunes by Friday the You Tube version will not be posted until Saturday to give me more time. Staying up all night and working to get the show out by Friday is killing me and I’m often too tired to participate in other groups. Definitely Maybe. Sahba is always strict with my deadline.
Mythery needs to be supported in the manner in which she has become accustomed! Pay pal for the Damsels?
The Adventures of Sahba Jade! What’s Next? Wolfpack in GH
When is Next time?
Twitch Tuesday – Mar 3, 11 PST
Podcast Live Broadcast – Mar 4, 11 PST
FYI, March 10th broadcast will begin one half hour later because of the time zone of our guest!
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The wolf druid pack is back at it and we talk all things animal behavior and fail miserably at Missing. That’s what we get for working with the Stormreach Chronicle! Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on February 11th 2015 11pm pst
Lent, what are we giving up? One real and one Damsel related thing!
Sahba – diet coke at home and get all collectibles and turn in
Lessah – Lessah – coffee; no wearing cosmetic armor
Mythery – Mythery – phone games; no Garrett
Before we start!
Dr. Who talk!
The Fifth Wave
Maze Runner
(I could not stop myself from posting this Honest trailer for Maze Runner!)
Get to know your Damsels presents: Damsels Trivia!
Name that named mob’s home!
The care and feeding of Winter Wolves. Saltire District, the madness continues!
New shows will go up on Friday. Maybe. Probably. Definitely Maybe.
Damsels of DDO dot com! Why U No Work?
The Adventures of Sahba Jade! What’s Next? Special Damsels Shroud – Monday, Feb 16 at PST – send an email to Sahba Jade or message in Twitter – not retweet; private message/ Argo
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time around the Damsels run around the Stormhorns with special guest Bonnie Bew! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the Quest!
Intro:
Bonnie Bew, president and founder of the Owl Bear Protection Society. No way. I saw her drown an owl bear!
How was everyone’s holiday? Playtime?
Rumors and (or) News by Sahba Jade:
Sahba Write or link something here!
Producer’s Letter – what’s happening in 2015
Temple of Elemental Evil
Warlock (“We are looking into adding a new class during the year and we are considering the Warlock class.”)
Epic Vale and new adventure pack in Shavarath
Turn in coins by Jan 18
Before we start!
Get to know your Damsels – this week, we get to know Bonnie Bew, honorary damsel!
Just a few questions:
Where were you when you first heard of Mythery?
When did you start playing DnD?
DDO?
How excited were you the first time you played with Mythery?
Shroudapalooza?
If a train goes 45 miles per hour north and another goes 30 miles per hour south, where is Mythery?
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time around the Damsels form a wolf pack and go howling into a beholder infested tavern! Good times had by all? That depends on local Public Intoxication Laws. We do apologize in advance for the inebriation of any of the hosts of the show! *cough* Lessah *cough cough* Thanks so much for listening!
Every time Lessah says: “Hello!” or “You know what?” You take a drink!
Every time Samius makes an innuendo, you take a drink!
Every time a word has to be beeped, you take a drink! (If Lessah is beeped, you take 2 drinks!)
Every Segway… you take a drink! (if it’s a good Segway, you must drink twice!)
At the end of the show, you must empty your glass, even if you have just refilled it!)
New Years Resolution!
Patrick!
Rumors and (or) News by Sahba Jade :
Sahba Write or link something here!
DDO accomplishments in 2014?
Favorite thing this year in DDO?
New Year’s resolution for DDO?
Artwork
Before we start!
Wolves!
So many wolves, so little room to see on my screen.
Get to know your Damsels – this week, we get to know Patrick, honorary damsel!
How did you get to take over from Anne and Sig Trent.
You are on a desert island and can only have ONE band on your solar-powered ipod, what band is it?
This time around, we ran Heroic quests!
Delirium – drinking with the beholders and then seeing things; flying puzzle pieces
Acid Wit – moral dilemma of killing troglodytes who’ve been genetically altered by a madman (Magus Littleton)
Mired in Kobolds – dragon trouble
MISC
Mythery Quotes: on Twitter #thewisdomofmythery
I kill Trogs all the time, they stink!
You will have to support me in the manner in which I have become accustomed.
Housekeeping!
Show will go up in the new year! lols Also this current show is Episode 5. Your Episode 4 is our episode 5 because we weren’t able to broadcast our first episode via DDO Stream. Sorry for the confusion. See the website and not Youtube for the full questing madness!
Website Update Mythery!
Next Time! Stormhorns (wildnerness and whatever quests we get to)
When is Next time?
Twitch Tuesday Jan 13th, 11PM pst
Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Jan 14th, 11PM pst
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week the Damsels take on the Brothers of the Forge. We also start a wolf pack of our very own! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the Cast!
Here is the quest! We don’t start until about 3-4 minutes in due to our own folly! It’s something we are working on that might never be rectified!
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week the Damsels take on the Haunted Halls of Eveningstar. We ran both the standard and extended versions. Listen to find out how Battlemaster Sahba Jade feels about Melee Alacrity. Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the Cast! As soon as Myth gets the Damsels Website set up, they will be available on iTunes as well as download! For now, you get the YouTube version!
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time around we went on a jaunt through Epic Three Barrel Cove and mayham was had by all! Listen as we talk about why Sahba Jade is allergic to fun! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the podcast! Enjoy and thanks for listening!
Here is the Twitch Highlight of the Successful navigation of the spike trap in Prove Your Worth:
Here are the Damsels in Precious Cargo! It says Episode 1, but that’s a dirty lie.
Time Stamps of Note:
18:50-22:00 Ship Battle, quite funny. Lessah Dies Twice due to extreme Noobness.
30:00 Big Battle with Captain Tew and Sahba herding cats!
1:30:00 Elite Shroud Epic Fail with Special Guests BonnieBew and Mari
No one is in Distress here! (Looking at you DDO Cast)
We have been streaming on the fly! Thanks to DDO Stream for popping into our Twitch Chat and giving away Turbine Points!
Opinion: DDO Player cards?
Rumors and (or) News by Sahba Jade :
Sahba Write or link something here!
In the store. through Dec 1
Double points
Otto’s Boxes
75% off expansions
75% off druid & half orc
50% off +5 Hearts of Wood
Bonus days through Nov 30 – +20% heroic and epic XP
Transporter NPC (Cory Seagrass) once finished each quests.
Housekeeping!
The Damsels Enter the Wide World of Social Media!
We are official members of the DDO Live Stream Team and will be streaming through them starting the next show. Mythery and I have a habit of breaking the internet. Can Watch on DDO You Tube Channel.
This Weeks Cast will not be posted until Friday.
The Damsels will be moving to a new website! Mythery? We are working hard on it and will have (hopefully) a completed website for you next show! Until then, the shows will be hosted at the cth website. Everything else in the same! In December and that is when we will begin posting our podcast on iTunes.
Next Time! Sahba Jade? Haunted Halls, both standard and extended versions.
When is Next time?
Twitch Tuesday Dec 2th 11PM pst
Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Dec 3th 11PM pst
Email Us! (Tell us how you’d feel about the option of a live audience!)
Welcome to Damsels of DDO! An offshoot of the DDO Cocktail Hour where girl gamers talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. For this first installment we are talking about the Shroud! Do people still go there? Is it even worth it? And what’s a Harry Beater? Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the cast! The Battle with Arraetrikos is below it!
Intro: Tavern Music! (Pop Quiz: Name the music that plays at the end and get a mention on the next cast!)
What even is this show?
This time around, we revisit an oldie but a goodie, the Shroud!
Puzzles wut? Solver for puzzles vs just solving the darn puzzle. http://ddowiki.com/page/Shroud We recommend learning to solve the puzzles! This is more easily done in the demonweb quest Trial by Fury, since there’s no timer.
Trial By Fury in the Demon Web has 3×3’s that you can practice on with no pressure!
What is an exploit?
Housekeeping!
We have a YouTube Channel! You can subscribe and maybe even listen to shows, who knows! It’s a brave new world! I have no subscribers, you can change that!
We are doing Epic Three Barrel Cove next! Official Twitch date November 25th 11pm Pacific Time! You can listen Live via Mixlr. (Thanks very much to the DDO Players News for introducing me to this app, I LOVE it!)
Email Us! (Tell us how you’d feel about the option of a live audience!)