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Damsels of DDO Episode 108, Real Talk

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back into the mines this week to finish what they started. They didn’t get much loot and the dwarves are still in the mine along with some crazy dark elves and a few other strange things. I’d say we accomplished not doing much of anything at all. Yay? Thanks so much for listening!

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The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, April 19th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 108th show.


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • The Last Unicorn
      • Explain this movie plot badly: Lonely rich kid get epicly cat-fished, doesn’t care.
          • The last unicorn is out looking for the other unicorns so she doesn’t have to carry that dubious title anymore.
          • She travels with a magician who flunked out of magic school and he ends up turning her into a human to hide her from King Leer, a unicorn thief, who took all the unicorns and forced Red Bull on them so they moved into the ocean and the king is using Unicorns as therapy for depression.
            • Initial thoughts. The therapy isn’t working. How long has he been hanging onto unicorns? Maybe it’s time for some self-assessment.
            • Prince Jeff Bridges. The second he sees the unicorn lady, he falls instantly in love. Then he starts bringing her gifts like the heads of monsters and stuff to impress her, he’s peeling potatoes in the kitchen so he shake the cook down for love advice. Finally, he writes a letter and then sings it to her. And the next thing you know, they are getting down, making out, etc. (I have so many questions regarding that. But let’s stay focussed on what’s important.)
          • When Prince Jeff Bridges finds out Unicorn lady isn’t’ a lady but a unicorn, it is one of the most beautifully awkward moments I have ever seen in an animated film. They are all walking together and the idiot wizard is just bringing the elephant into the room.
            • Prince just takes it on the chin and says “I love whom I love.” Meaning, he KNOWS she’s essentially a horse with a horn in a reverse human furry costume and he’s still swiping right on her.
            • I would argue that the Unicorn Lady is the one most at fault here. She was fully aware of her situation and she’s old as dirt and she still let Pure, sweet, innocent Prince Jeff Bridges kiss her.



    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that I need to log in more and roll dice.
      • Myth: I am constantly learning how uninformed or just plain impossible people want to be. I want to help. I was looking for something on the internet and accidently found myself looking at a list of someone’s “pet peeves”. These are a few I think I can help with.
      • Drivers who won’t turn right on red. Not everyone who is in the right hand lane wants to go right. Sometimes they want to continue on straight. Other times there is traffic that you can’t see from your vantage point preventing them from turning right. Kick back with some smooth jazz and chill, maybe crank up the ac.
      • Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone. The customer in the store can clearly see why they are having to wait for a moment while the person on the phone has no idea why they are on hold or how long it will be.
      • Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.  Be glad these people are practising on a pet and not a baby.
      • People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there. Sidewalks are for pedestrians not bicycles!! Have you ever seen a bike lane up on the sidewalk?
      • When you’re eating candy and someone asks if they can have a red one. I don’t even know what to say to this but… Dude, the red ones are the best.


This person actually had a lot of things that bugged them and most of them sounded like valid annoyances but unless they stay home and away from people most of the time they must be a very peeved person.

      • Sahba:


Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Anniversary Code Week 8 – giantyark


  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!


    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!
      • BEST Untucked yet! (march 12) Who do you think is next to go?



Drag Race Cheat Sheet


Contestant Name Age[3] Hometown[4] Outcome
A’Keria C. Davenport[a] Gregory D’Wayne[5] 30 Dallas, Texas TBD
Ariel Versace Bryan Philip Neel[6][7] 26 Cherry Hill, New Jersey 11th Place
Brooke Lynn Hytes Brock Hayhoe[8] 32 Nashville, Tennessee TBD
Honey Davenport James Heath-Clark[9] 32 New York, New York 13th Place
Mercedes Iman Diamond Curran[10] 30 Minneapolis, Minnesota 12th Place
Nina West Andrew Levitt[11] 39 Columbus, Ohio TBD
Plastique Tiara Duc Tran[12] 21 Dallas, Texas TBD
Ra’Jah O’Hara[b] Benni Miller[13] 33 Dallas, Texas 9th Place
Scarlet Envy Jacob James[14] 26 New York, New York 10th Place
Shuga Cain Jesus Martinez Jr.[15] 40 New York, New York TBD
Silky Nutmeg Ganache Reginald Steele[16] 28 Chicago, Illinois TBD
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[17] 26 Los Angeles, California TBD
Yvie Oddly Jovan Bridges[18] 24 Denver, Colorado TBD
Kahanna Montrese Tyrone Hardiman 25 Las Vegas, Nevada 14th Place
Soju Hyunsoo “Tony” Ha[19][20] 27 Los Angeles, California 15th Place


Mining for Dwarves

I love playing our reaper babies!! I can’t say I love those quests so much and I can’t even tell you why. I disagree with the people who were complaining about there being too much open space with nothing in it. I rather like the open spaces. I like it when they fill them with fancy decor and such but I also liked the look of the places we were in the last couple of streams too. So it wasn’t that. I thought the last quest was fun, with all of the mirrors. Not so much the tar though. Now I know how Bach felt when he ended up down there in it. OUCH! I guess they are OK but I doubt I will think about going back in there unless I’m leveling someone again. I am very much looking forward to the time when we are back to doing epic quests with our babies but I guess we will have to stop calling them babies at that time. Reaper hotties? Shorties? Hmm…



  • Other games


  • 7DTD
        • Disaster on Hoard night!
          • I built a maze and the zombie solved it by tearing it down.
      • I built a deck and am almost done with a really nice fence. Problem is, still got a lot of bunker to dig out!!!! Arghhhhhhhh Seems like every time I turn around it’s horde night. LOL
  • Tom Clancy Division 2
    • I really love this game. I love it as much as the first one even though I think some of the changes that were made seem more like someone was trying to justify their existence on the project rather than making an improvement. You know? Like, I’m busy, I’m busy, look what I did, it’s so great. And someone who was already too busy with something else, or was friends with or just trusted said person/persons group just went with it. So, I think some things are like lateral moves and some things are worse not better. Okay, rant over.

One of the new things is how the skills, perks, and mods are earned/work. Skills are earned by betting stars from completing story missions. Only certain story missions give stars. Perks and skill upgrades are obtained with shade tech. Shade tech caches can be found throughout the world and is also given as end rewards for missions. Mods can be crafted or purchased as a perk and only need to be obtained once. Once you have one kind you can use it as many times as you want in as many guns as you want at the same time. Strange but true.

  • Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands
    • We need to schedule this in.


All things Mythery!

  • Mythery Says:
    • AM I EVER going to see you again?




  • Why we don’t add our pics to the stream
    • I have two or three big reasons I won’t do it.
      • I find it incredibly distracting to watch twitch streams with someone’s face who’s expression never changes and they are literally just sitting there.
      • Putting on make up and doing my hair at midnight…not high on my list of priorities.
      • I’ll bring the elephant into the room. I AM OLD. Guys don’t care who sees them but ladies are held to another standard, even now.
        • you females expect me to let you on my internets.
        • Look at me, I’m chivalrous. Step up, lose your innocence.
        • Get abused into bitterness and log off.
        • Think I’m getting piggy? Well, you’re swilling from the wrong trough.
        • Think I’ve gone soft? My masculinity towers!
        • I can sit and type shit like this for hours
        • without a hint of introspection or fatigue.
        • You can make a sandwich for me, otherwise breed
        • and incubate my seed. These are your two mainstays.
        • Suck it up, you’re internetting while having vajayjays.
        • (And that was your decision,to show up with those)
  • Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 28, midnight (or Apr 27, 11:59 pm)
    • Podcast – May 3, 11 pm


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