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Damsels of DDO Episode 97, Memory Lapse

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. I guess we are all done questing because we Saved Stormreach! That’s right! Our favorite city has been rescued like an overworked maiden in distress plot line! It’s all downhill from here. Thanks so much for listening!


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The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 30th 2AM Eastern. This is our 97th show!


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Forgive me Sahba for I have sinned.
      • I played on someone else’s DDO Stream.
        • Brock and Friends
        • Brock, please come on the show! 🙂
    • Mythery! Reaper babies plan!
      • 5K Every other day!
    • A play, by Lessah!
      • Me: I need to run some challenges because I need a new epic maul.
      • Sahba: What’s in your hand?
      • Me: *looks at epic maul from challenges* Oh…
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that when I have a cough that lasts three weeks, I can really nal that Kobold accent!
        • Kobold always hate you!
      • Myth: I want a platinum kitty, all kobolds should be made of plat, and I finally own one cool looking outfit.
      • Sahba:


Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper teens?


  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!


    • Lost in Space – Okay, I watched it. First I want to say that I enjoyed it very much. I think the robot is great! I really like his face. The mom, Maureen is a know it all bitch. Will is not smart. Judy is a bit self righteous and well, let’s just say she takes after her mom. I like Penny. Will is not smart. The guy who thinks he’s in charge is an asshole and completely useless. So, I guess that checks out. I like the dad. Will is not smart. What the heck did they do to the Don character?? I can’t even….but I like him. Alrighty, I left crazy pants for last because for as much as this show doesn’t resemble the original in any way except for the title, some character names, and the fact that they are actually lost in space, Dr. Smith is no exception and probably the biggest deviation. I suppose they did a good job creating a “bad guy” since you aren’t supposed to like them and I can’t stand her! She is a special kind of crazy and not really a very good bad guy but I hate her anyway. So, good job!

Were these people picked because they are special or are they just regular people? Because none of them seem overwhelmingly bright. Their math is off, their physics, off and it took them way too long to look up when they were in the poop room. I think I would have liked it better if I weren’t trying to compare it to something it obviously isn’t even trying to be like and would have enjoyed it more if they had named it something like Adrift in the Expanse. Then they could have still had a Dr. Smith and maybe even a Judy, “wink wink”. My brain would have spent more time just watching and less time calculating.

Like I said at the beginning, I enjoyed it. It’s just not Lost in Space.

    • The Good Place!!!!! Yay, it’s back!
    • Riverdale is coming October 10th!


Memory Lapse

We met Tara Fenwyth hanging around in the twelve. She said some famous wizard named Tarent Hoxworth (never heard of him) had lost his memory and she was looking for some people to go find it for him. Sounded pretty silly to me. But she explained that he was supposed to give a speech in an hour or so and he had misplaced the speech in his memory library. Well, of course that made much more sense. She said she could teleport us there and naturally we went.

That place was amazing and really weird! We found all of the books that made up his speech. We also found; a bookworm, crushing details, many many uncontrollable urges, and shocking ideas. Shelved memories, harmful thoughts, distracting fantasies,  and multiplication tables. Not to mention a dragon named Papyerus, a manticore called Piercing Doubt, and a guy named Vespar Danville. I guess Danville was trying to stop us because he showed up about the time we put all of the parts of speech together on the podium. But we got rid of him and Hoxworth gave his speech. It was great and so much fun!


Loot – ML 23, BTA on acquire


Epic Memories of the Unseen Helm
Epic Memories of Immortality Helm
Epic Memories of Insight Helm
Epic Memories of Kindness Helm
Epic Memories of the Mighty Helm
Epic Memories of Charity Helm


Another Man’s Treasure

So, after trompling around in some wizard’s mind we decided to go to the Stormreach Dump. Sahba said someone asked us to go there, Lessah said there was a bunch of plat there. I just thought they were trying to trick me into getting my clothes dirty for some reason, cuz they are like that, you know. As it turned out, someone did actually ask us to go there and there was quite a bit of plat scattered about and applied to things, such as mailboxes and kobolds. It seems there was a weirdo wizard down there slapping platinum on all kinds of things. It was very strange.


Loot – ML 21, BTA on acquire


Epic Platinum Prayer Beads Necklace
Epic Eviscerating Expenses Khopesh
Epic Coalesced Coinage Orb
Epic Crushing Capital Morningstar
Epic Platinum Mirror Cape Cloak



  • Other games



  • 7DTD
    • Valmod – I’m still building my house but I’m almost finished. I’m working on the roof! Then I will be heading over to Cad’s to begin on the contract I have with him to design some rooms.
    • Starvation (plain) – Holy cow! We are working on fortifying our building and putting in some places up top to fight from. It’s only day 7 and will fight the 1st horde the next time we play from the roof of a business in town since we won’t be ready at home yet. We are still using crossbows.
    • I’m building a bridge and also helping other people. I made a minefield for Cadimere.
      • Also Cad got tired of me coughing and gave me a home remedy for coughing and it kinda works but also tastes weird.
  • Minecraft
    • Ships and cool underwater stuff
      • Underwater exploration is very cool. Sahba does not like to drive her own boat. I was her chauffeur.
  • Neverwinter PS4
    • I think we are 14 now. It’s still fun but I have a few complaints. The main thing atm is that it is nearly impossible to find anything on the map in town, ie potion vendor, weapon vendor, etc.
  • Subnautica
    • Third (fourth?) playthrough, survival mode, I’m loving it! I still get scared when I hear the leviathan scream.
  • Tom Clancy’s Division w/ Patrick!
    • AWESOME good time!
    • Kling Rikers and leveling Sahba!
    • So close to 30!!

  • Archeage
    • This game is ok. It’s like Guild Wars and LOTRO had an ugly baby.
    • It’s a very pretty game.
  • Dead by Daylight
    • AKA Kill all your friends.
      • There is a lot about strategy I don’t get so I like being the killer.
    • Interactive tutorial.
      • Come on, stop wiggling.
      • Get back here…
    • I have to admit, killing Lessah and Tae was a lot of fun! Whack whack squish squish. I went to wipe the blood off of my blade onto my shirt sleeve and that’s when I realized I didn’t have a shirt sleeve. So, I just wiped it on my arm.
    • When playing the killer I don’t really enjoy the hunt all that much, I just like the kill, so I prefer being one of the survivors.


All things Mythery!

  • A play, by Lessah:
    • Myth: *stands around looking at Garrett*
    • Lessah: What are you doing? Playing Kissy face with Garrett?
    • Myth: It’s self explanatory.



  • Brace yourselves…Thanksgiving is coming! I know, I’m starting to get excited again. It comes in waves. Wait till Halloween! 🙂
  • Mythery – Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Oct 13, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Oct 14, 2am EDT


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