Daily archives "April 7, 2016"

Damsels of DDO Episode 39, Gnomes Gone Wild!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  What’s that you say?  The Damsels have become Gnomes and have upset the natural order of small/ medium/ large, to slightly smaller, more medium, and extra large?  It’s not just a rumor, it’s true!  Thanks so much for listening!  


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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 6th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 39th show.   Welcome everyone!  Welcome Entimix!  


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Wizenman says:  You are all dirty noobs!  Show me your nooooobs!  
      • How long have you been playing DDO?  
    • Sahba Jade tried to kill Lessah in a trap or three.  
    • So we played Gnomes…
      • Myth’s Gnome is ridiculous-ly powerful.  
      • Lessah’s Gnome is great!   
        • With my hat and sensible heels, I am practically a halfling!  
      • Sahba Jade Gnome is not the top of the kill count…yet.  
        • Build?  
      • New Streamer stood me up.  I woke up early for nothing.  First Shoemaker has a baby and leaves me and now this!  


  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried?  
    • Forums
      • New to DDO – asking why WF paladins aren’t popular
      • Lag, lag, lag
    • Event
      • Turn in for anniversary event is Apr 17
      • High Lords are at it again – Legendary Shroud teaching raid on Sarlona, Sat, Apr 9, at 9 PM EDT
      • Halfling Summer Games will now be the Munchkin Summer Games
    • DDO Bonus Days – 20% heroic and epic xp, 5% VIP xp – Thursday- Sunday – tr now with your otto’s boxes (for the VIP xp)
      • What will you quest to get that extra xp?
    • DDO Cast did another guild wars


  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  Season 6 & 7 romp, Matt Smith continues!  
      • The Witch in the Well.  “I’m giving you a face. Look at my face.”  Only the Doctor can see a romance in two monsters trapped on either sides of a rift.  
        • Did not watch more Dr. Who because I was watching Enterprise.  They just met the Ferengi and it’s everything I hoped it would be!  
          • Sahba Jade has the lobes for business!  
      • Shadowhunters – Looks like season two will start about even with the second book.  I really like the show so far, even with modest plot changes.    
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  


House K Quests and more!

First, a side note, our new mom, Myuniska, just let us run amok! Especially that Gnomercyjade girl. New mom needs to take the advanced cat herding class asap! Well, at least before she comes back.


OK, we went to House K and did the Ruined Halls, the Lair of Summoning, the Chamber of Insanity, and the Forgotten Caverns. What we learned while we were in these quest, besides the fact that they were really really easy for us and went as smoothly as possible, was that our barbarian is a miss priss who is afraid that she will break a nail if she swings her axe. So, being the good and kind Warlock that I am I threw fireballs at everything so she wouldn’t die or get any monster goop on her new clothes and what did she do? Complained. Yep, that’s right folks, no good deed goes unpunished. That’s OK, I kept helping anyway.

Next, we went to House D and did the depth quests. The Depths of Despair, the Depths of Darkness, the Depths of Doom, and the Depths of Discord. These quests were also incredibly easy which just gave us ample amounts of time to pick on each other (see, cat herding classes) where little miss Gnomercyjade suggested that Myuniska might consider getting a nose job and trying to do something about being so tall.

Finally, we ran Tangleroot until everyone was too tired to pick on each other and then we went to bed.



Out of the 12 quests we did (18 when Tangleroot is done) the Tangleroot Gorge chain is the only chain with named loot. There are 21 named items that have a possibility of dropping as an end reward.





  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)


    • Mythery Says:   You have no idea what you are talking about.  
      • Re: Someone said Mythery was just going to have to suck it up and play earlier.  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
    • Is Warlock the new Sorc?  



  • I might be leaving town this weekend!  No promises on anything at all.  Ever.  
  • Proposition for a future show for Myth and Sahba, bring your sister to work day!  
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 19, 11 PDT – Wolves, finishing up shroud flagging
    • Podcast – Apr 20, 11 PDT


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