Damsels of DDO Episode 18, Menace of the Underwear
The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Our Epic characters return to the Underdark this week…wait, that’s go to the Underdark this week in order to free the repressed and purge all things wicked! Listen to find out what really happens when you talk to Sschindylryn guards too much while you are supposed to be in disguise. Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the episode, just left click to play or right click to download and “save as”. You can also listen from our home at Podcast Garden
Intro:
- The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Jun 17, 2015, 11 PDT. This is our 18th show.
- I was on the DDO Cast! Be jealous!
- I made Sahba Jade’s blog! You’re Welcome Stormreach!
- Geoff’s Blog mentioned all the different social media pages we have.
- 5 stars for Geoff’s blog.
- FYI, in the Cannith Challenges, when your disguise yourself as a Kobold, you cannot actually turn any of those crystals in.
- Did I hear someone say they wanted to get me a Mithral cloak of the bear? No, me!
- So… for 400/ 400/ 800/ 400 ingredients at level 15, then upgrade to 20 using the same amount), I can get +6 sheltering and +5 to combat mastery, and for all that, plus the cloak AGAIN.. (level 24…) I get 3 more points of sheltering and 1 combat mastery. idek if this is worth the effort because Golden Lions (fire arena) comes very slowly.
- Rumors and News
- DDO Competitions
- 10-week competition – round 8 – eveningstar challenges
- DDOCast Summer Scavenger Hunt Extravaganza
- Forums – 1st character?
- Update 26
- Lamannia preview of the Warlock class continues
- 50% extra challenge ingredients Thurs-Sun (I think Lessah probably mentioned this)
- Kickstarter for The Bard’s Tale
- Damsels of DDO comments
- DDO Competitions
- Before we start!
- Dr. Who Talk. New York, the city so nice they named it twice.
- Manga? Are you fraking kidding me?!
- Rewatch Battlestar Galactica? Cause reasons and Starbuck.
Menace of the Underwear! (aka, the X-Drow slaves who want to take over the world, the Driders who look really hot from the waist up and the women who love them.)
The House of Rusted Blades
Matron Jyr Dun’Robar is one mean beeatch. So, we decided we better come up with a good plan to take her down and Sahba said we should go in, pretend like we were going to fight, all die, and then we would have plenty of time in our incorporeal form to look around and devise a firm cohesive plan. We do this. It wasn’t until much later that she confessed to us that she was stoned. At any rate, the plan worked because when we went back in to do our “official” version of the fight we came out victorious! Of course. After this fight we were ready to take on our real goal which was to run around and put goop on all of the weapons. I’m not really sure what this accomplished but we did it anyway. Then we rang a bell, killed some guys, and got the heck out of there. *POP*
- Seal of House Dun’Robar – Ring: Lesser Random Ability Score (enhancement +7 or insightful +2), Dodge 4%, (any of the following: Shatter +10, Stunning +10, Vertigo +10, Exceptional Combat Mastery +5, Tendon Slice 10%); (Jyr Dun’Robar)
- Drow X of the Weapon Master – +6 Weapons with a +1 Expanded critical threat, Triple base weapon damage (3W), Maiming and One Random Tactics Bonus (Exceptional Combat Mastery +5, Shatter +10, Stunning +10, Vertigo +10 or Tendon Slice +10). These are named items, and thus cannot be Cannith crafted. [ML:21,BtCoE] (End chest)
- Drow Dagger of the Weapon Master
- Drow Light Mace of the Weapon Master
- Drow Quarterstaff of the Weapon Master
- Drow Longsword of the Weapon Master
- Drow Shortsword of the Weapon Master
- Drow Rapier of the Weapon Master
- Drow Khopesh of the Weapon Master
- Drow Maul of the Weapon Master
- Drow Warhammer of the Weapon Master
- Drow Greataxe of the Weapon Master
- Drow Bastard Sword of the Weapon Master
- Drow Scimitar of the Weapon Master
- Duergar Waraxe of the Weapon Master
Impossible Demands
I think our heads were spinning a bit from the fight with Mama Dun’Robar because we decided to backtrack and run this again. At least this time we knew we wouldn’t find Bette Middler out there. Sneaky sneaky, kill kill kill, axe the traps, kill. Bu by.
Loot – Really? Hmm…. check out episode 15. What!?!?! Ok fine! Someone deleted them. I’m not going to mention any names. Here is the one piece of loot…
- Sacrificial Dagger – Dagger: 2[1d4], +6, Poison Burst, Random Enchantment (Constitution Poison, Virulent or Dexterity Poison, Virulent or Strength Poison, Virulent), Negative Energy Spike, Life Stealing, Lesser Vampirism [ML:20,BtCoE]
MISC
Grandapah Dedagaen
- funny captioned screen shots [and other photos from friends on the site]
All Things Mythery:
- Mythery Says: “Why do we need to run challenges?”
- Also, I was told I need to talk about Mythery more, by Mythery of course, so I’m doing that.
- Lessah, I was going to make you some turtles, but instead I ended up eating all the caramels.
- Mythery has finally been mathematically proven to be the center of the Universe!
- Ask Mythery:
- Why are you eating my caramels instead of making me goodies? I thought I was special.
- Ask Mythery:
Housekeeping!
- I have work to do. Das Sound Machine is going to get an upgrade because Myth needs to be louder.
- Mythery – Do something crazy. Add Gramps to da website.
- The Adventures of Sahba Jade! What’s Next?
- When is Next time?
- Twitch – Wolfpack with Draculetta
- Speaking of Draculetta….
- Tuesday, June 30 – at 11 PDT
- Podcast Live Broadcast – July 1, 11 PDT
- Twitch – Wolfpack with Draculetta
Email Us!
Or just creep on us!
- @Lessah
- @Mythery1
- @SahbaJade
- You Tube Channel
- DDO Stream Twitch
- Lessah”s Twitch
- Sahba Jade’s Twitch
- MultiTwitch