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The Damsels Game, Episode 136, Thankful for All the Games

The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. It’s Thanksgiving Week and we might take a moment to give thanks to all the games that have helped us escape reality for a few precious moments during this awful pandemic. Seriously, our sanity has been salvaged. Well minus Mythery who wasn’t sane to start with. But she is intact at her baseline! Thanks so much for listening! 

Here is the show!

http://www.podcastgarden.com/episode/damsels-of-ddo-ep-136_160063

Intro:  

This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Damsels Game! That’s right and this is not a joke ad. I want you to consider 2 things right here right now.

First. Subscribe to our Podcast. You can get a podcast app on your mobile device and listen in the car on your way to…. Quarantine. Listen at your job… which if it’s at your home is easier. Links are in every single description in the show notes on our website: Damselsofddo.com.  I’m seriously considering putting the show back up on youtube.

Speaking of that, go Subscribe to my Youtube Channel so you can watch the Highlights that get published from our gameplay. One day I might talk Sahba into forging her own youtube videos and playlist. That day, I will be unhorsed as the main video maker/ editor but until that day, let’s all pretend I know what I’m doing and go watch our highlights!   

The Damsels Recorded Live on Saturday, November 21st. This is our 136th show.  

Jibber Jabber Time! 

  • Did we get any Email this week?  yes!
  • . I’ll bring the elephant into the room because we have yet to really talk about it on our podcast. 
    • How many people do you personally know who have had Covid? 
      • Does anyone else feel a bit exhausted? Like you can’t do anything else to “stop the spread”. My City got an Emergency alert about the rapid spread and I was like… what else am I supposed to do? 
  • What we learned:
    • Lessah: I learned that Oreos are going to have a Gluten Free option in January. 
    • Myth: We did accidental science!
    • Sahba: The telescope at Arecibo will be dismantled.  

Rumors, News, and Lies 

GW2

  1. The Icebrood Sage: Champions Chapter 1 – Truce is live
  2. The Roadrunner Raptor is born – to Run!
    • You’ll have a fine feathered friend to help you traverse the harshest Tyrian landscapes! This enormous bird is an eye-catching delight with colorful feather tips and a subtle crest.
    • The Roadrunner Raptor Skin can be purchased individually or found as an uncommon drop inside Black Lion Chests.

Ark: Survival Evolved

  1. Genesis: Part 2
  2. There is no 2.

DDO

  1. The next DDO Expansion!
  2. Your most hated quest

What makes a good quest???

Extra Rumors for Sahba Jade: 

  1. The Damsels Game Presents: Very Vanilla
    1. New episodes every Saturday until Lessah gets tired of doing it. 
  2. Bauldor’s Gate 3 Early Access? Is this real life? 
  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
  • Animaniacs on Hulu

To All The Games We Loved This Year

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Blurb of Inspiration about what a shit year it’s been and how we should be thankful by Mythery! 

List all the games that have kept us sane this year and say THANK YOU! 

Lessah: 

  1. Dungeons and Dragons Online
  2. 7 Days to Die
  3. Subnautica, BZ
  4. Far Cry 5
  5. Guild Wars 2
  6. Outlaws of the Old West
  7. Among Us
  8. Ark Survival Evolved
  9. Civilization V
  10. Ghost Recon Breakpoint
  11. Minecraft
  12. *ahem* Farmville 2 Mobile version 

Mythery: 

Sahba Jade: ?? how many hours did we have to play ??

  1. Dungeons and Dragons Online
  2. 7 Days to Die
  3. Civilization V
  4. Guild Wars 2
  5. Outlaws of the Old West
  6. Pandemic
  7. Ghost Recon Wildlands
  8. The Division 2
  9. Minecraft
  10. Raft
  11. Medieval Dynasty
  12. The Bard’s Tale
  13. Transport Fever 2
  14. The Game of Life
  • Our two weeks in gaming

Housekeeping! 

  • The show is going great, if only we had our new artwork… speaking or artwork. You can have the Damsels artwork as part of your desktop background if you like! Posted with our last show are downloads for 1920×1080 original artwork. 
  • The new show is up. That’s what I get for not doing it immediately on my first day off. 
  • Be sure to subscribe on either iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damsels-of-ddo/id963433116 or from our home at Podcast Garden http://www.podcastgarden.com/podcast/damselsofddo
  • Mythery – Do stuff.  
    • When is Next time?  
      • Dec 6, Midnight CST :).

    Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

    Email Us!  

    Damsels Email

    thedamselsgame@gmail.com 

    Or just creep on us!  

    The Damsels Game Ep 135, 7 Days to Damsels

    The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Tonight is all about 7 Days to Die and Valmod. Different from the vanilla game, the modding community in 7 Days is really amazing. We also talk about Far Cry 5, Guild Wars 2, and Dungeons and Dragons Online. Thanks so much for listening! 

    (Click below for the show until I learn how to embed things again in this new version of Word Press 😛 )

    http://www.podcastgarden.com/episode/the-damsels-game135_159801

    This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by the Makers of Blunderbuss and Blunderbuss ammo. Arguably the most underrated weapon in Navezgane, this thing…whatever it is…will announce your presence with authority. It fires at a rate of 1. That’s it… it just fires the one and then you have to hope you got em while you reload. But the results, folks, the results speak for themselves. The Blunderbuss. Use it! You might not die! 

    Intro:  

    The Damsels Recorded Live on Saturday, November 8th. This is our 135th show.  

    Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Did we get any Email this week? 
      • Yes – Drac let us know that unicorns in D&D Do have beards
      • We would like to formally apologize to all Unicorns whose feelings might have been hurt in the making fun of unicorn beards. 
    • This section of the show is dedicated to Mythery and the hell she went through! 
      • … 
    • What we learned:
      • Lessah:  I have lost the majority of my fear in 7 Days. 
        • Now let’s all learn something right here right now… 
          • 1813 
      • Myth: When your computer breaks it can be a good thing.
      • Sahba: Books have worms!  And I can no longer watch The Mandalorian :(. 

    Rumors, News, and Lies 

    Gaming community doing Extra Life this weekend – raising money for Children’s Miracle Network.  ArenaNet (GW2), Studio Wildcard (Ark Survival), GameInformer, Jerry Snook (in 30th place as of 9:30pm!!!! With $20,132).  

    DDO

    1. Cordovan was a guest on DDO Players’ News
    2. Expansion – Fables of the Feywild
    3. Wednesday lunchtime stream

    GW 2

    1. The Icebrood Saga: Champions – a multi-chapter Living World finale featuring new story, repeatable gameplay content, rewards, achievements, and masteries.
    2. Icebrood Saga Champions Release Roadmap
      • Nov 17 – Chapter 1: Truce (Trailer for Chapter 1 here)
      • Jan 2021 – Chapter 2: Power
      • Mar 2021 – Chapter 3: Balance
      • May 2021 – Chapter 4: Judgment
    3. In the between months, there will be festivals
      • Dec – Wintersday
      • Feb 2021 – Lunar New Year
      • Apr 2021 – Super Adventure Festival

    Subnautica

    1. New story – Relics of the Past – now available
    • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
    • The Mandalorian Season 2!!! 

    Among Us

    We had the smallest group possible, 4, so it wasn’t too tough to catch the murderer BUT we died from sabotage several times. Sahba is evil and very sneaky!!! I however, am a terrible liar. This game is fun but I think the more people the more fun.

    https://www.nexusmods.com/7daystodie

    Valmod is our favorite system because it’s specifically balanced if you have a party. One person can specialize in hunting, another in mechanics, another in engineering. It makes the vanilla game seem very slow to me. Other mods we like… bigger backpack. 

    We tried War of the Walkers once but I wasn’t really as into it. I didn’t hate the one where you can pick up stray companions but the one we got snored so loudly and she was really just a souped up villager. 

    • Other games
    • Raft? 
      • We played on Tuesday, so we could peacefully drift on the ocean while others were stressing over something going on in the US.
    • Far Cry 5
      • We finally got to group up and we didn’t know what to do. 
    • Ghost Recon, Breakpoint
      • Message for Fierce Fred
        • Don’t Shoot the Civilians! 
    • Outlaws isn’t dead? 
      • I joined an RP server

    Housekeeping! 

    Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

    Email Us!  

    As Promised, here is The Damsels Game Artwork. Just right click and save and wallah!

    The Damsels Game, Episode 134, Bookworm Errors and Other Obstacles to Fun

    The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. That is when we get to play them. That Skinner Box is a heck of a thing. We tried out Don’t Starve Together because it was on sale super cheap. And today, we are teaching Sahba Jade new tricks by making her play Among Us. She’s so Sus. Thanks so much for listening! 

    http://www.podcastgarden.com/episode/the-damsels-game134_159655


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    Intro:  

    The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, October 24th. This is our 134th show.  

    Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Did we check the Damsels Email this week? 
    • Far Cry 5 this week.
      • Bookworm Errors are ruining my game! 
        •  Other Ubisoft titles just don’t have the same appeal as FC5
          • FC4, on an island, meh
          • Breakpoint (all ghost recon), same thing. A faraway place that I can’t connect to. 
          • Tom Clancy Division 1 & 2 are both in places that are closer to home so I connect with the story better. FC5 in rural Hope County Montana is a perfect place because it’s isolated enough to have a contained cultist uprising. 
    • internet 🙂
    • What we learned:
      • Lessah:  The Internet sucks. I want my redneck cultists back 🙁  I AM ADDICTED. But it’s a good pain. 
        • Confession 
      • Myth: All I learned is how hooked I am on Far Cry 5. I’m 3 and someone stole my lollipop!
      • Sahba: We’re going to play “Don’t Starve Together Return of Them”

    Rumors, News, and Lies 

    DDO

    1. Fables of the Feywild
    2. Von 6 not completable
    3. Night Revels – through Nov 3

    GW 2

    1. Did you know GW2 had bat wings???
    1. What’s your favorite GW2 event and why?
      1. Lunar New Year (4%, 2 votes)
      2. Super adventure (11%, 5 votes)
      3. Dragon bash (4%, 2 votes)
      4. Festival of the Four Winds (17%, 8 votes)
      5. Halloween (28%, 13 votes)
      6. Wintersday (33%, 15 votes)

    Outlaws of the Old West

    • Oct 15 – Server Notice – “Howdy Outlaws! Due to technical issues, it is necessary that we wipe the servers in order to properly address the problems they were causing.  All Official servers are set to wipe on 10/28 at 7:00PM PST.  We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.  Wandering Wizard Team

    Computer Tech Talk

    1. Oculus Integrated
    2. Half of gamers are on PC
    3. Bandwidth during lockdown
    4. Question of the day – stealth mode engaged
    • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
    • Utopia (Are you kidding me?) 
      • Worthless violence for violence sake. Why would ANYONE listen to her after Jessica shot that girl? It would be like our game group meeting up IRL and someone kills Rent. I would murder that B#$% as soon as her back was turned. 
    • The Mandalorian Season 2 available Oct 30th.

    7 Days to Die

    We did a “it’s horde night and it’s no big deal so whatever, lets do this so we can  move on to more important things” horde night. More important things you say??? What could be more important than a bloody zombie infested night of killing?? Well, I’ll tell you. Lessah had a LOT of house painting to do and not only does she have to paint the house she has to make the paint! I am up to my earballs in wiring, lighting, turret projects, and then there is the enormous remodel of the patio and rec room (I honestly don’t know what Sahba is doing right now) and this is just stuff on the group server. In our Damsel game we are homeless and desperately going from trader to trader which seem to get farther and farther apart so we can finish our class quests. So I ask, who has time for horde nights??

    • Other games
    • Ghost Recon Breakpoint
      • Worthy opponents. The problem is… I don’t feel like I have ##### it. 
        • Shoot Em up fest aka, thinly veiled guy porn. 
      • The UI is crowded looking and not super intuitive. The things they changed from other games I don’t think should have been changed.
      • Among Us
        • Very fun/ fast-paced werewolf/ mafia type game, can play on phone or PC
        • App is free, most of my friends and family are already playing. 
        •  Don’t Starve Together
          • Hard game is hard. Death is so real.  
          • Visuals are stifling. I’m not sure I understand this game yet but I think it’s worth trying out.
        • 7dtd
          • Hoard night on the roof! 
          • We raided a Shot Messiah Headquarters with Sahba Jade. 

        Housekeeping! 

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

        Email Us!  

        Damsels Email

        thedamselsgame@gmail.com 

        Or just creep on us!  

        @Lessah 

        @Mythery1 

        @SahbaJade 

        DDO Stream Twitch

        Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  for our game play and podcast.   

        Sahba Jade’s Twitch 

        The Damsels Game, Episode 133, Testy Festy

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them.  It’s time to confess your sins! Only the Seeds can save us. We aren’t sure how but things really went down this time in Far Cry 5. Always remember, have a plan to separate the bull from his mountain oysters. Guild Wars 2 is a trek through fantasy content that is engaging and fun as well with our baby Asuras. 

        Here is the show! Just left click and it will open in a new window.


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        This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Spread Eagle. Need a nice, quiet… unreasonably dark place to have lunch or dinner? Well, the Spread Eagle is for you. Ladies do drink free at some point. We aren’t sure when that is because we weren’t able to access the VIP area. But do stop by just be careful your car doesn’t get stolen.  

        Intro:  

        The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, October 10th. This is our 133rd show.  

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

        • Did we check the Damsels Email this week? 
        • Far Cry 5 this week.
          • It was all so innocent…hunting cougars and deer. 
            • Then it all went horribly wrong. 
              • We stumbled into the main storyline and the Seeds tried to drown us, we got saved by a preacher. 
              • Then when we were trying to do smaller missions, we stumbled into the main storyline and got captured AGAIN. 
                • We got Drugged. And then Drug away. We were double drugged. 
            • Mythery 
              • Is a twitcher now. 
            • Really fun twitch-game stuff that rewards you. (Prepper stash) 
            • The best thing that happened this week was the Testy Festy. 
            • Montana pics:
        • internet 🙂
        • What we learned:
          • Lessah:  If Mythery isn’t feeling well, she powers down like a PC.  
          • Myth: I can’t fly a plane in Far Cry 5
          • Sahba: I can’t access the Damsels’ email.

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

        DDO

        1)    Update 47 – Monday, October 12th – Click here for the Release Notes.

        2)    Next hardcore? … It’s about time …

        3)    The Night Revels have returned!

        4)    Extra life 2020

        Guild Wars 2

        1)    ArenaNet please rethink how you sell the game with steam release

        2)    The grind for mounts needs to be toned down

        3)    Is your character you?? (question of the day)

        Raft

        1)    Chapter 2 is out!!!!

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
        • The Boys season 2 finale was AMAZING. Watch everything. 
        • Stop what you are doing and watch Cobra Kai on Netflix. Season 3 has already been filmed. 
        • The Mandalorian Season 2 available Oct 30th.
        • Utopia – season 1

        Guild Wars 2 The Life of an Asura

        We went to a funeral. It was long and super wordy. Also, the guy wasn’t dead. He had been kidnapped so we went to rescue him. We did yay!

        • Other games
        • Guild Wars 2, Goals: Get Sahba Jade into a world boss event. 
        • Among Us
          • Very fun/ fast-paced werewolf/ mafia type game, can play on phone or PC
          • App is free, most of my friends and family are already playing. 
        •  Minecraft 
        • 7dtd
          • Hoard night on the roof! 
          • We found a Shotgun Messiah Headquarters that we want to raid with Sahba Jade. 

        Housekeeping! 

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

        Email Us!  We might get to read it.

        Damsels Email

        thedamselsgame@gmail.com 

        Or just creep on us!  

        @Lessah 

        @Mythery1 

        @SahbaJade 

        DDO Stream Twitch where you can see awesome streamers playing DDO in a fun, welcoming community.

        Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  for our game play and podcast.   

        Sahba Jade’s Twitch 

        The Damsels Game, Episode 132 Riding in Cars With Strangers

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them.  We played Dungeons and Dragons Online after a brief hiatus of moving and setting up new gaming rigs. Today we are gearing up to play Guild Wars 2 but we also dove deep into Far Cry 5 and (of course) 7 Days to Die. ! Thanks so much for listening! 

        Here is the episode, just left click and play or right-click and “save as” to download. Thanks so much for listening!


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        This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Traitor Joel. Of the Traitors of 7 Days to Die. 

        Here is Episode 131 in case you missed it!
        Just left click and play or right-click and “save as” to download.


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        The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, September 26th. This is our 132nd show.  

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

        • Someone played Far Cry 5 this week. And it’s…. 
          • Very much like Ghost Recon 
            • Auto Drive
            • You can do whatever you want. There are missions but you set the pace. 
                • Riding in cars with strangers
                • You tube! 
                  • Mythery has become ***
                  • Tom Clancy

            • Tell us the story of your internet 🙂
        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  You can’t do things when you smell bad. 
            • Myth: I can’t read my map after I’ve been skunked.
            • Sahba: All four seasons of The Good Place are now available on Netflix 🙂

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

        Pirate Captain’s Outfits:

        Asura Female vs Male

        Charr female vs male

        Human female vs male

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
        • Stop what you are doing and watch Cobra Kai on Netflix. Season 3 has already been filmed. 

        Guild Wars 2 The Life of an Asura

        My girl, Mythbehave, is a recent graduate of the College of Synergistics. The members of this college study magical metaphysics, cybernetic systems, and the theory of abstract structures. Sounds fancy doesn’t it? What it boils down to really, is a focus on the study of patterns and mystical complexities over the development of concrete applications BUT seems to provide the foundation for a more coherent and profound understanding of the Eternal Alchemy, the unifying system of the cosmos. 

        Sahba and Gemalin (Lessah) are graduates of the College of Dynamics. The members of this college are typically enthusiastic about their highly experimental work, spontaneously imagining potential solutions to problems no one else yet perceives. They are known for devising ingenious, highly unstable and equally unpredictable contrivances, always on the bleeding edge of asura high magitechnology. Members of the college believe that an experiment is only a failure if nothing is learned from it.They are known to have an acute interest in charr technology.

        As my final, I invented a teleportation device and it seems like as soon as word got around about it that everyone and their momma tried to steal it from me and claim it as their own. They all wanted the Snaff Prize. During the contest when I was showing the operation to the judges a Tejo’s krewe interrupted the proceedings and tried to take it by force but in the middle of the fight Councillor Flax announced it the winner as part of Valkk’s krewe (my krewe). Tejo screamed that it was his and he wouldn’t stand for that decision and then took off with the translocator.

        • Other games

           Minecraft 

        • 7dtd
          • Story Time! We went to a coffee shop in 7 Days to Die. Menu Read!

        Housekeeping! 

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

        Email Us!  

        Damsels Email

        thedamselsgame@gmail.com 

        Or just creep on us!  

        Damsels Game Episode 130, That Awkward Moment

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them.  We are still trying to break into the Vault of Night in Dungeons and Dragons Online. Things went well on that front but the future is unclear. Dragons should not be guarding anything that doesn’t belong to them so good luck making a withdrawal from the bank. We also played Outlaws of the Old West, an early access survival crafting game, and we talked Sahba into trying out Guild Wars2. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        This week, the Damsels sponsor has a correction to their advertisement for a free toaster: 

        The Kundarak Bank has amended its offer of a free toaster following customer complaints. 

         

        Apparently, when asked, Fred replied back with “Please include 75$ for shipping and handling.” They apologize to the one person who asked for a free toaster. Still… Send an in-game mail to “FierceFred” and ask, “Hey man, Where is my totally free, no conditions apply, toaster?” 

        It’s all about the language. 

         

        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, Aug 16th. This is our 130th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • So many things to speak about.    

         

          • I’ll bring the elephant into the room
            • DDO Hardcore? Worth it? 

         

        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  I am still good at my job. 
            • Myth: I have learned how much I need a very large, high jumping bunny in my life! Love love love him.
            • Sahba: I need to expand my Rumors, News, and Lies section to other games 🙂

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • The Mandalorian 
          • I LOVE THIS SHOW! 100% worthy of the hype. 
        • Stargirl

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant[5] Age Hometown Original season(s) Original placement(s) Outcome
        Alexis Mateo 39 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 3rd Place But I can’t deal with this
        All Stars 1 5th/6th Place
        Blair St. Clair 24 Washington, D.C. Season 10 9th Place 4th
        India Ferrah 33 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 10th Place 6th
        Jujubee 34 Boston, Massachusetts Season 2 3rd Place Top 3
        All Stars 1 3rd/4th Place
        Mayhem Miller 37 Riverside, California Season 10 10th Place 7th
        Miz Cracker 35 New York City, New York Season 10 5th Place Top 3
        Shea Couleé 30 Chicago, Illinois Season 9 3rd/4th Place Winner
        Mariah Balenciaga 37 Los Angeles, California Season 3 9th Place 8th Place
        Ongina 37 Los Angeles, California Season 1 5th Place 9th Place
        Derrick Barry 35 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 8 5th Place 10th Place

         

         

        Guild Wars 2!!!

         

        Sorry other games, but for the time being this is what takes up space in my head. I dream about this game. When I sleep I have dreamed about it, when I daydream I think about it, and then I actually think about it on purpose. SO, this is going to be the beginning in a series of stories I will be telling about our adventures as Asuras in the Guild Wars world. It will be fun, I promise. First let me talk a little about the world in general. There are five playable races and each begin in their own country/land of origin. BTW the world is a continent called Tyria and it is huge!

        There are humans of course and were once the dominant species but they have lost their homeland and mainly live in Kryta. As you  travel the continent you can see their once magnificent kingdoms lying in ruins.

         

        There are the Charr, who are a race of large, savage, feline creatures. War defines them and victory is all that matters. They are raised to be warriors from birth (but boy are they cute!) and have no gods. Their main hangout is the Crucible of Eternity.

         

        Norn are a race of towering hunters and when I say towering, the average Norn is 9 feet tall. They hail from the snow covered Far Shiverpeaks but have been forced to relocate to central Shiverpeaks. The Great Lodge of Hoelbrak is a nice place to visit. Good parties.

        The Sylvari are from the Grove and they aren’t born there, they awaken. They awaken beneath the Pale Tree with knowledge they have gathered from their pre-life Dream. They are a noble race and seek adventure and travel. They are the newest race in Tyria and they are about the same size as humans but have leaves where hair would be.

         

        Asura are a race of artisans who secretly lived below ground until they were forced out by the Great Destroyer (GW1). They quickly adapted to surface life and are one of the most powerful races in Tyria. They are considered alchemagical inventors and intellectual giants. They are typical between 2’10” and 3’11” tall, slender, with head, hands, and feet in a bit exaggerated dimensions. Highly articulate ears and large eyes that come in a variety of colors. We won’t talk about the shark like teeth. Rata Sum is an interesting and amazing place and also their home.

         

        We are playing three Asura who plan to go out and get into plenty of trouble. Sahba is an engineer, jack of all trades and eventually master of many. She is currently healing us with a healing turret. I’m a mesmer, one day I’ll be a master of misdirection. I already have three clones I can create to fight by my side. And Lessah is an assassin or maybe a thief or something that she will tell us about because I can’t find any information about assassins and their super secret stuff.

         

         

        • Other games

         

          • Raft

         

        • Outlaws of the Old West
        • This game has real potential. I wish they would do the following:
        • Clean up the crafting system so that some benches will act as duel purpose benches. Why do you need a spinning wheel and a sewing bench? Put them on the same work bench.
        • Fix Guard/ Hired gun AI. They stop following you and get bugged very easily.

         

         

         

        •  Guild Wars 2

         

          • I LOVE love love love this game. And it’s not just because Crispin Freeman’s Voice is all over the place. It is engaging and fun and I feel like I have really earned everything I have. 
          • I also feel incredibly engaged by the story arcs. Don’t get me started on how much I appreciate the graphics. 

         

        • 7dtd

         

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Email Us!  

        Damsels Email coming? 

         

        Or just creep on us!  

         

        Damsels of DDO Episode 129, A Not So Small Small Problem

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about the games they play. This time we had some big problems with A Small Problem in DDO. We also decided to break into a vault…at night. I mean OF night! Vault of Night. Only you can’t just rock up to a vault and say “Hey, can I get in?” There are steps involved. Who knew? Sahba and Mythery also tried to tackle the Wild West for the low price of 8 dollars. We will see how that went. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels is Recorded Live on Sunday, July 5th. This is our 129th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • So many things to speak about.    

         

          • Hardcore is going ok. 
            • Level 10, extra life, holding 11, crafted some sweet full plate. 
            • Do not wish for a beta male unless you really want one
            • A listener tweeted me and asked for my pally build. I decided to adopt him. 

         

        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  I need a horse on every character now. Grrrrrrr.  
            • Myth: I need a dragon, a bunny, and a beetle!
            • Sahba: 

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • I haven’t watched anything except DDO loading screens. 
          • I watched Chuck and Upload

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant[5] Age Hometown Original season(s) Original placement(s) Outcome
        Alexis Mateo 39 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 3rd Place TBA
        All Stars 1 5th/6th Place
        Blair St. Clair 24 Washington, D.C. Season 10 9th Place TBA
        India Ferrah 33 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 10th Place 6th
        Jujubee 34 Boston, Massachusetts Season 2 3rd Place TBA
        All Stars 1 3rd/4th Place
        Mayhem Miller 37 Riverside, California Season 10 10th Place 7th
        Miz Cracker 35 New York City, New York Season 10 5th Place TBA
        Shea Couleé 30 Chicago, Illinois Season 9 3rd/4th Place TBA
        Mariah Balenciaga 37 Los Angeles, California Season 3 9th Place 8th Place
        Ongina 37 Los Angeles, California Season 1 5th Place 9th Place
        Derrick Barry 35 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 8 5th Place 10th Place

         

         

        A Ludicrous Predicament

         

        I have some not very nice things to say about this quest so I’m going to do like Thumper’s mom said and keep them to myself. I will say, this wasn’t the 1st time this quest made me feel like I had wasted a small chunk of my life. I was very happy when Sahba said she didn’t mind redboxing Under the Big Top AND that she was able to get in that way. That quest is a tad long but 4 chests at the end! Woot.

        • Other games

         

          • The Isle

         

        • Outlaws of the Old West

         

        • 7 Days to Die Mythery and Patrick’s world
          • How was Hoard Night? 
          • Alpha 19? 

         

         

        •  Guild Wars 2

         

            • Guess who hasn’t played this game thanks largely to DDO? (Cue Mythery singing “All By Myself” 
                • This is a F2P game. You buy the game and there is no sub fee.

         

         

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Email Us!  

         

        Or just creep on us!  

         

        Damsels of DDO Episode 128, Epic Partycrashers

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming, especially Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s better than a party? NOTHING! The Damsels had dinner and a show when they went to House Phiarlan and did Partycrashers. Where the Dirty Kobolds are always shaken and not stirred. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 21nd. This is our 128th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • Who needs the Full Plate of the Ringleader anyway? I am officially giving up. I probably wouldn’t wear it anyway.   
          • I got a new player into DDO. A quote from him “I am just here for the free stuff.” 
        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  Poultry isn’t pork?   
            • Myth: I get to go to the dentist again. 🙂
            • Sahba: I’m moving back to Eastern time.

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 
        • Guess who no longer has cable? 
          • What apps do you do? 
            • Netflix, Hulu, DC Universe
            • PBS Passport, Netflix, Prime Video, CBS All Access (part of the year – Star Trek: Picard is phenomenal – well worth it!!!), Disney+ (free), Brit Box (part of the year)
          • The Handmaid’s Tale is awkward. 

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant[5] Age Hometown Original season(s) Original placement(s) Outcome
        Alexis Mateo 39 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 3rd Place TBA
        All Stars 1 5th/6th Place
        Blair St. Clair 24 Washington, D.C. Season 10 9th Place TBA
        India Ferrah 33 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 3 10th Place TBA
        Jujubee 34 Boston, Massachusetts Season 2 3rd Place TBA
        All Stars 1 3rd/4th Place
        Mayhem Miller 37 Riverside, California Season 10 10th Place TBA
        Miz Cracker 35 New York City, New York Season 10 5th Place TBA
        Shea Couleé 30 Chicago, Illinois Season 9 3rd/4th Place TBA
        Mariah Balenciaga 37 Los Angeles, California Season 3 9th Place 8th Place
        Ongina 37 Los Angeles, California Season 1 5th Place 9th Place
        Derrick Barry 35 Las Vegas, Nevada Season 8 5th Place 10th Place

         

         

        Party in House P

         

        We produced a play! Rave reviews, so professionally performed, coming to your neighborhood soon! I guess we did almost all of the optionals in party poopers except the one called “I’m not ready to come out of the closet so go away or I’ll bite your head off.” Lessah doesn’t like that one because she thinks we shouldn’t force someone out of the closet, even if they are a big scary demon. There are a ton of optionals in this quest and we did do most of them but I don’t exactly know the separation between all of them and the actual quest. I was going to look that up on the wiki so I could talk about just the optionals here BUT the ads on the WIKI are out of control. Seriously! They are covering the content. Two ads on the party crashers page covered almost the entire page. And when I closed them there was just a big white splotch there in their place, so I still couldn’t see the page. What the heck?? I closed the page and went back hoping maybe different/smaller ads would be there or something but no luck. Couldn’t look at that page. I think I (very sweetly) mentioned this a while back but no one listened and now it is much worse. DDO has such a nice wiki, it is a shame to have it ruined like this. There is no reason ads need to overlay page content. That’s all I have to say. For now.

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7 Days to Die Mythery and Patrick’s world

         

        •  Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon

         

            • Watch our video clip to see how it really is to play with the Damsels.  
              • Now we must go car shopping every play session. 

         

         

        • Guild Wars 2

         

            • Guess who made level 80!   
              • Now the game can begin! 
              • We can ride raptors and glide. 
                • This is a F2P game. You buy the game and there is no sub fee. 

         

        • I’m level 80 +3. I feel like I need a billion hero points because I can’t make up my mind and I want everything. I’m not sure but I think I can have everything!!! MUHAHAHA!!! I should probably learn how to earn and spend mastery points

         

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Email Us!  

         

        Or just creep on us!  

         

        Damsels of DDO Episode 127, Just Talking

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming, especially Dungeons and Dragons Online. The world is ending or whatever so we might as well play games! The Damsels have been in quarantine from Epics and this play session was no exception.  How is this ten+ year old game still cranking out fun content? Let’s talk about it. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 7th. This is our 127th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • That time me and Myth tell everyone about our tabletop D&D character backstories 

         

         

        • To Sahba, Do you set an alarm for….. (surprise question because Sahba is the worst at not waiting to react or answer until the live show) 

         

         

        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  I should have been a helicopter pilot and I wasn’t meant to have a pet hyena.   
            • Myth: blah blah blah
            • Sahba: ???

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

          • So, what’d I miss? 

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • RuPaul’s Drag Race is the only reason I still have cable. That and HBO. But should I pull the plug on the cable? I get my news more often than not from PBS Newshour OR…. WION because I love how savage they are towards the rest of the world OR… Australia. 
          • HBO Go worth it? 
          • You can watch RuPaul’s Drag race on the VH1 App. In fact, I found Drag Race UK. 
          • All-Stars started Friday night. Looks like it’s going to be good although there were a couple of girls from season 3 that I didn’t recognize. I did, however, recognize Ongina from season 1!

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

        All-Stars sheet to come

         

        The Lost Gatekeepers

        Here’s how I understand this, the Gatekeepers, who are these really old druids that hail from Khorvaire and are the protectors of Eberron decided they were interested in seeing what was going on in Xen’drik. So they put one of their “druid groves” in the harbor of our lovely Stormreach. 

        The Home of Memory

        I guess the first thing that happened when they got here was someone got lost because the first guy we met, Thel Shattertusk, asked us to go to the Cerulean Hills and look for him. We went out there…I don’t think we actually found any lost people. I think we may have seen some things that, well…let’s just say that next, we went over to an abandoned mine.

        Heart of the Problem

        Some guy named Capstone said he was over here finding new old things or old new things. I’m not exactly sure but we went to see what he was talking about. Mostly what we found were things trying to kill us, like fire mephits and a big magma thing, plus there were some clay golems hanging around in there.

        Rosemary’s Ballad

        After we left the mine we ran into Lily Hargrove and I think but am not exactly sure that she wanted us to go to the garden behind her family’s farm. I suppose it is about time to admit that up to this point, in and around all of these places we have been going we have been seeing and hearing things. Like memories, these other people’s memories so things were a little weird. It took us a hot minute to find the way into the garden but there was a disembodied voice talking to us, lots of notes left around, and many op memories/visions to behold. In the end, we had to kill Sage Hargrove.

        The Sacred Bounty

        Next, we found ourselves in a run-down temple and I really don’t know what we were doing in there. It was pretty small but once we were in we couldn’t seem to get out without solving the puzzle in each room. Then there was a big Vine Horror blocking the exit of course. We’re out so there’s that. Did I mention that those crazy visions were in there too???

        Housekeeping

        Killed hags!!

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7 Days to Die just keeps popping into our hearts. I have a little to no zombies game where I am building a… birdcage. 

         

         

        •  Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon

         

            • What a great game! It is NOT a cakewalk. But it’s a great game to play with friends. 
              • If you get seen by UNIDAD (the police in the game) you are Screwed. Where do they get their money/ support/ training? These guys are deadly. The thing to do if you live in this setting is work for them! These guys eat. 

         

        • Subsistence

         

            • The graphics in this game look a ton better and now there is a map!
            • Fishing is a great way to survive until the river freezes over in winter. 
              •  Fishing traps suck. They need work. They don’t augment your time in terms of taking time out of your day to fish because they rarely catch fish. 
            • Animal traps are pretty cool, just don’t run out of bait. Also, check them each day on your route to look for supplies. The animals in them will eventually die. 
            • It is so hard to survive. The struggle bus is real but not impossible. That sets this game apart from other survival crafting games like Green Hell.  

         

        • Guild Wars 2

         

            • I forgot how fun and engaging this game is! There is so much to do and explore. I pay nothing to play this game. They reward me for logging in every day. The currency system is not broken. I have collected/ earned all of ten gold pieces in all my playtime.  
              • For the most part, I rely on Karma and level rewards and LUCK to upgrade my gear. It has worked out well. I don’t have to worry about the next shiny thing that’s going to make me more powerful, I can just play and explore and not worry about it. 
              • I can play alone and accidentally run into events with other players or I can play with friends and just fill up hearts by doing really dumb things. 
                • Example: We went to a town where the goal was to participate in a tavern party. We got XP for it! 
            • Again, this game was a one-time expense for me. If I had to choose if a subscription was required, (right now) I would leave DDO as a VIP. There is just too much that appeals to me. Example: I am a chef. I explore and pick wild veggies and kill animals for meat and make meals. The meals give me and my friends XP bonus and other buffs. I didn’t BUY that. I MADE it.

         

         

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

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        Or just creep on us!  

        Damsels of DDO Episode 126, The Lost Gatekeepers

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hey, remember that time our lives went pear-shaped? It’s like the entire world tried to use the teleport spell and ended up in space over the marketplace. Anyway, we ran some new quests for some reason! Let’s talk about plot holes that you can drive a truck through! Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, May 10th. This is our 126th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • I’ll bring the elephant into the room. 
        • Soooooooo… that time the whole world sucked even though we were all at home. 

         

          • The store is awkward. Lines to get in. 
          • No standardized protocol for testing. 
          • All I do now… touch my face. 

         

        • What we learned:
            • Lessah:  You can make potatoes in like…a million different ways.   
            • Myth:  I learned that Netflix needs to update my billing information, Apple needs me to change my password, and someone has a naked video of me and is going to send it to my whole contact list unless I pay them $3000! My life as I knew it is over and will never be the same. ::sob:: 
            • Sahba: Minecraft 10 installation sucks

        I don’t know where to put this but the DDO wiki has ads that are about an ⅛ of a page size on top of the page so you can’t read what is there and when you click the close button it asks why you want to close it and gives 4 options, 1 of which is that it is covering the page and then thanks you after you click it. Google then tells you it has closed it and I suppose that is technically true because the ad is gone but a big blank white spot is left in its place which is still covering the page. Just thought I’d say something just on the off chance whoever controls such things might hear this and want to know. 😛

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Question(s) of the show – 
          • So, no GenCon? 

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • RuPaul’s Drag Race is back!!
          • We have a guest who is here to talk with us JUST about this! 
          • Celebrity drag race. 
            • AMAZING! 
              • Favorite drag queens coming back as mentors. Bob and more Bob, Allyssa Edwards, Trixie Matel. 
              • I gagged so hard over the host from American Gladiator. 
          • This has been an amazing season! These girls can still be shady but you can tell that they genuinely like each other. Or at least don’t hate each other. 
            • Jada Essence Hall is a clear front runner. Love Hedi, she’s a fan favorite. 
            • Gigi Goode is going to be in the top three for sure. 
            • I agree with you about Crystal. Burt and Ernie Drag. 
            • Heidi is a big time FAN FAVORITE. 
          • Who is your fav so far?
            • Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and has no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
          • Predictions
            • So, up there were my thoughts after the 2nd episode. This season has been so good it’s unfortunate that we didn’t get to talk about it after every couple of episodes. These queens are really pretty amazing this time. Final 3; Gigi Goode, Jackie Cox, and Jaida Essence Hall (I’m wavering between Jaida and Crystal). Winner: Jackie/Gigi???

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant Age Hometown Outcome
        Aiden Zhane 29 Acworth, Georgia 10th
        Brita[a] 34 New York City, New York 9th
        Crystal Methyd 28 Springfield, Missouri TBA
        Dahlia Sin 28 Los Angeles, California 13th
        Gigi Goode 21 Los Angeles, California TBA
        Heidi N Closet 24 Ramseur, North Carolina 5th
        Jackie Cox 34 New York City, New York TBA
        Jaida Essence Hall 32 Milwaukee, Wisconsin TBA
        Jan[b] 26 New York City, New York 8th
        Nicky Doll 28 Paris, France 11th
        Rock M. Sakura 28 San Francisco, California 12th
        Sherry Pie 27 New York City, New York TBA
        Widow Von’Du 30 Kansas City, Missouri TBA

         

        The Lost Gatekeepers

        The Home of Memory

        Heart of the Problem

        Rosemary’s Ballad

        The Sacred Bounty

        Housekeeping

        Loot – 

        The Home of Memory

        Item Type Enhancements ML
        Bottle of Shadows Trinket 3
        Bottle of Smoke Trinket 3
        Ring of Changes Ring 3
        Legendary Bottle of Shadows Trinket 29
        Legendary Bottle of Smoke Trinket 29
        Legendary Ring of Changes Ring 29

         

        Heart of the Problem

        Item Type Enhancements ML
        Battleworn Medal Trinket 3
        Clockwork Boots Boots 3
        Legendary Battleworn Medal Trinket 29
        Legendary Clockwork Boots Boots 29
        Legendary String of Ears Necklace 29

         

        Rosemary’s Ballad

        Item Type Enhancements ML
        Belt of Sure Strikes Belt 3
        Bronze Figurine Trinket 3
        The Willbreaker Short Sword 3
        Legendary Belt of Sure Strikes Belt 29
        Legendary Bronze Figurine Trinket 29
        Legendary Deep Promise Onyx Trinket 29

         

        The Sacred Bounty

        Item Type Enhancements ML
        Conduit of the Arcane Trinket 3
        Corroded Iron Figurine Trinket 3
        Ironclad Armbands Bracers 3
        Sickle of Vile Attunement Sickle 3
        Legendary Conduit of the Arcane Trinket 29
        Legendary Corroded Iron Figurine Trinket 29
        Legendary Dagger of the Liturgist Dagger 29
        Legendary Ironclad Armbands Bracers 29
        Legendary Sickle of Vile Attunement Sickle 29

         

        Housekeeping

        Item Type Enhancements ML
        Bone Figurine Trinket 3
        Book of Spirits Trinket 3
        Silver Blade of the Flame Long Sword 3
        Spectre Striker Dart 3
        Stone-forged Gauntlet Gloves 3
        Legendary Bone Figurine Trinket 29
        Legendary Book of Spirits Trinket 29
        Legendary Silver Blade of the Flame Long Sword 29
        Legendary Spectre Striker Dart pj 29
        Legendary Stone-forged Gauntlet Gloves 29

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7 Days to Die just keeps popping into our hearts. I have a little to no zombies game where I am building a… bird cage. 
          • I made an airfield for Rent2PWN

         

         

        •  Green Hell 

         

            • This game wants to be fun. Why you gotta make it so extra? Let players make things and explore. You don’t have to kill me every 5 minutes. 

         

        • Rust 

         

            • So….you know how every once in a while you want to go the club, dance, drink too much and bang a stranger in the bathroom? Well in this instance, the stranger murders you with a large rock and takes your stuff. You respawn back on the dancefloor nekkid. That’s Rust. 

         

        • Subsistence

         

            • Greetings Convicts! Great changes to this game. 
            • Seasons! 

         

        • Subnautica BZ

         

            • Hella Construction. Buy it, don’t play it yet. 

         

        • Dragon Age Origins

         

            • Remember how awesome this game was? It’s still game awesome! 

         

        • Portal (1)

         

          • Mythery needs Cave Johnson in her life. 

         

            • Fun awesome times (swapping weapons)

         

        • Division 1

         

          • Mythery needs to get familiar with the layout of New York…. Cause you know… virus’. 
        • Borderlands 2
          • Mythery had a lot of fun lllin’ stuff and riding around on cars tossing bombs at stuff. 
        • What game do you want to play that was fun and might still be fun? (Guildwars 2) 

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Email Us!  

         

        Or just creep on us!  

         

        Damsels of DDO Episode 125, Epic Delera’s Tomb

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hey, remember that time the whole world went into quarantine? Us too. If you’re home anyway, you might as well give us a listen! We ran the Epic Delera’s Tomb Series and we will talk about it. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 15th. This is our 125th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • Soooooo. Remember that time we were all under Quarantine?
        • How is Hardcore going?   

         

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah:  You can never have enough TP.  
            • Myth:  The amount of money Judge Judy makes blows my mind.
            • Sahba: Minecraft Java Edition is not the PC version

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Question(s) of the show – 
          • So, GenCon going to happen this year??? Or is that too soon to ask?

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        Before we start before we start I have a Yoplait rant. I’m not a huge fan of yogurt. I like it but the texture of regular yogurt is a little weird so if I‘m going to eat it I want greek yogurt. However, my husband eats it and likes to take it in his lunch. So I was looking at yogurt a few weeks ago and saw that yoplait has something called Starburst flavored yogurt. What!?! I must try this! So I buy some cherry Starburst flavored Yoplait and must tell you that this stuff is amazing!! If you like Starburst anyway. It tastes just like a cherry starburst and I’m going to have to stuff myself with it until the novelty wears off. Not much of a rant you say? Okay, so ever since I can remember seeing Yoplait in the stores it has come in this weird container. It had a small little round opening at the top about an inch and a half in diameter and gradually gets larger as it goes down to the bottom. The bottom is convex and sealed to the sides. If you can’t see my problem I will explain. 1. There isn’t a lot of room to maneuver the spoon around to scrape the cherry goodness from the sides. 2. The shape of the bottom and the way it is sealed to the sides coupled with the thickness and shape of the spoon make it impossible to get everything from the bottom of the container. Summary, tastes great, frustrating to eat! My real question is, why have they been making this terrible container for so many years??? Has no one ever complained before or are they just not listening? I don’t understand. By the way, the first person I bothered mentioning this to agreed with me. So I know I’m not the only one that feels this way.

         

        • Dr. Who is back: 
          •   
        • RuPaul’s Drag Race is back!!
          • Who is your fav so far?
            • Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and had no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
          • Predictions
        • Devs

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant Age Hometown Outcome
        Aiden Zhane 29 Acworth, Georgia TBA
        Brita[a] 34 New York City, New York TBA
        Crystal Methyd 28 Springfield, Missouri TBA
        Dahlia Sin 28 Los Angeles, California TBA
        Gigi Goode 21 Los Angeles, California TBA
        Heidi N Closet 24 Ramseur, North Carolina TBA
        Jackie Cox 34 New York City, New York TBA
        Jaida Essence Hall 32 Milwaukee, Wisconsin TBA
        Jan[b] 26 New York City, New York TBA
        Nicky Doll 28 Paris, France TBA
        Rock M. Sakura 28 San Francisco, California TBA
        Sherry Pie 27 New York City, New York TBA
        Widow Von’Du 30 Kansas City, Missouri TBA

         

         

        Epic Delara’s

        Minimal changes.

        Loot – Epic Voice of the Master- 5%XP, +3 good luck, 30% Striding. Yellow slot, green slot, blue slot, minor artifact (can only contain 1 filigree/cannot be upgraded).

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • Minecraft server
          • I made a place to live while I’m doing city business.

         

         

        • ARK
          • We have a very long list of tasks.
          • I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
        •  

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Damsels of DDO Episode 124, Epic Catacombs

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week we talk about level-ups, mergers, and acquisitions. Then we have to talk Epic Catacombs and why the Silver Flame doesn’t have more nepotism in it. Seriously, if your brother is the ArchBishop, why are you standing outside the church like you don’t have two coppers to rub together? There’s a story there Fryer, and we want to know what it is. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        This week, the Damsels are sponsored by the Silver Flame. The Sentient Gem of the Cowboy. Tired of being humiliated in an English accent? Well, why not let it be in a classic Texas drawl? 

        How Ya’ll Doin?  

        That boy ain’t right. 

        He was all hat and no cattle. 

        Well bless their heart. 

        You need all that loot. You’re as poor as a church mouse. 

        If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay under the porch. 

        I’m madder than a wet hen. 

        Knock ‘em into next week! 

        Hayah! 

         

        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 1st. This is our 124th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • The Captain of Bling Hat is also a thing.

         

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah:  If you don’t have your 25% striding clicky on, champion spiders can catch and kill you.  
            • Myth:  The amount of money Judge Judy makes blows my mind.
            • Sahba: End reward for epic vs heroic delera’s

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Comment to Video to Catacombs
        • DDO Players – Tae and Rent were guests this week – GenCon and other things
        • DDO Cast – Lessah was on there – very good episode – hardcore league stuff
        • The Anniversary Event is still going on.  Sentient Jewel of the Dragon is the anniversary gift the year – code is Happy14. One per account only!!!
        • PAX East 
        • Forums
        • Question(s) of the show – 
          • Should there be a max level in DDO?

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        Before we start- before we start- I have a Yoplait rant. I’m not a huge fan of yogurt. I like it but the texture of regular yogurt is a little weird so if I‘m going to eat it I want greek yogurt. However, my husband eats it and likes to take it in his lunch. So I was looking at yogurt a few weeks ago and saw that Yoplait has something called Starburst flavored yogurt. What!?! I must try this! So I buy some cherry Starburst flavored Yoplait and must tell you that this stuff is amazing!! If you like Starburst anyway. It tastes just like a cherry starburst and I’m going to have to stuff myself with it until the novelty wears off. Not much of a rant you say? Okay, so ever since I can remember seeing Yoplait in the stores it has come in this weird container. It had a small little round opening at the top about an inch and a half in diameter and gradually gets larger as it goes down to the bottom. The bottom is convex and sealed to the sides. If you can’t see my problem I will explain. 1. There isn’t a lot of room to maneuver the spoon around to scrape the cherry goodness from the sides. 2. The shape of the bottom and the way it is sealed to the sides coupled with the thickness and shape of the spoon make it impossible to get everything from the bottom of the container. Summary tastes great, frustrating to eat! My real question is, why have they been making this terrible container for so many years??? Has no one ever complained before or are they just not listening? I don’t understand. By the way, the first person I bothered mentioning this to agreed with me. So I know I’m not the only one that feels this way.

         

        • Dr. Who is back: 
          •   
        • RuPaul’s Drag Race is back!!
          • Who is your fav so far?
            • Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and had no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
          • Predictions

         

        RuPaul Cheat Sheet

         

        Contestant Age Hometown Outcome
        Aiden Zhane 29 Acworth, Georgia TBA
        Brita[a] 34 New York City, New York TBA
        Crystal Methyd 28 Springfield, Missouri TBA
        Dahlia Sin 28 Los Angeles, California TBA
        Gigi Goode 21 Los Angeles, California TBA
        Heidi N Closet 24 Ramseur, North Carolina TBA
        Jackie Cox 34 New York City, New York TBA
        Jaida Essence Hall 32 Milwaukee, Wisconsin TBA
        Jan[b] 26 New York City, New York TBA
        Nicky Doll 28 Paris, France TBA
        Rock M. Sakura 28 San Francisco, California TBA
        Sherry Pie 27 New York City, New York TBA
        Widow Von’Du 30 Kansas City, Missouri TBA

         

         

        Epic Delara’s

        Minimal changes.

        Loot – Epic Voice of the Master- 5%XP, +3 good luck, 30% Striding. Yellow slot, green slot, blue slot, minor artifact (can only contain 1 filigree/cannot be upgraded).

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • Minecraft server
          • I made a place to live while I’m doing city business

         

        • ARK
          • We have a very long list of tasks.
          • I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 123, The Admiral of Bling

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Epic Deleras Tomb? Are you kidding me? Epic Catacombs?! What could be better than that? JK, we are probably going to talk about zombie pirates and how the Admiral of Bling pirate hate is crazy cool. You don’t want to miss that! Thanks so much for listening!  


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        Yo Ho Ho and What Not!

        This week, the Damsels are sponsored by the Silver Flame. Congregation numbers have been down lately and the Silver Flame is doing a big membership drive. So join today. Only a handful of scandals are under our belt. Not like those Sovereign Host guys. Or that Devourer. Come slay evil with us and we will allow you to purchase the Flametouched Iron weapon of your choice. Ask your Silver Flame representative today and they will explain everything. They are probably not possessed by a succubus or evil spirits. 

        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 16th. This is our 123rd show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • Something is wrong 

         

          • I logged on to see about doing a challenge and something weird happened. 
        • Check in! 
          • I got my jewel and my weapon and life is GOOD. 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah:  I am more powerful than I thought I was.  
            • Myth:  I hate ads that follow me around a page when I’m trying to read something!
            • Sahba: I may be going to Indy … but not for GenCon.

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Update 45 – A very long list 
          • New Class: The Alchemist
          • The Anniversary Event Returns – through March 8th
          • Delera’s and Catacombs have been updated and epicified, including an epic version of the Voice of the Master. 

         

        • Question(s) of the show – 
          • Are you going to play an alchemist?

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • Dr. Who is back: 
          • I am one episode behind.   

        Yo Ho Ho

        Bargain of Blood

        Loot – 

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Cad, Sahba, and I played on New Years Eve

         

         

        • ARK
          • We went to a cave full of bats and lava. The results were mixed but some of our tames made it out alive
            • RIP two raptors and a whole bunch of birds. 
          • We are breeding birds, making potions and we have tamed a big pig. 
          • We have a very long list of tasks.
          • I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
        • Subnautica Below Zero early Access
          • I have been mining but I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to be doing. Time for another break? 
            • Things I love about SBZ: 
              • Marguerite (a really mean NPC)
              • Base building and painting things fun colors
            • Things I miss: 
              • A sense of loss and isolation 
              • In the original game, there was this feeling of urgency. Your character is dying of a disease that the planet is infected with. You are all alone and you have to find a cure. In this one, you aren’t really alone but Altera leaves you alone a lot. I wish they would guide me a bit more. Or at least have the decency to be in trouble. 
            • Red Dead Redemption 2
              • I just started it but it’s very cool. 

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 122, Night Owls

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The year of Epics is underway. If only we were successful at everything we tried…like podcasting on time! The Damsels are back to broadcasting at weird hours aka super late at 2am Eastern time. Catch us on da-YouTubes. Thanks so much for listening! 


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        Intro:  

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 2nd. This is our 122nd show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • Small world

         

          • What are the odds that you meet someone randomly in the world who also plays DDO? 
            • Check in! 
          • Goals: Get Sentient Jewel/ Weapon… let’s do that. 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah:  When you don’t play a game for a while, you forget all your special abilities.  
            • Myth:  I need to ride an incredibly large bunny!
            • Sahba: Khext – ADBAA – RIP 🙁

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Lessah has a rumor??
        • It’s snowing!!!  Oh, Lessah already mentioned this.
        • New DDO named gear planner
        • Producer’s Letter
          • Polish and refresh to The Catacombs and Delera’s – Epic as well as heroic version – in Update 45 – however, no epic Voice in new loot.
          • Alchemist class
          • Hardcore will be a recurring event – no specifics on ‘recurring’ timeline but did say new rewards, to be announced later
          • 64-bit client
          • Shared account bank user interface improvements – easier to store, sort, and access items collected
          • Spring – adventure pack in the Cerulean Hills and strange hut appears in the Harbor
          • Summer – considering an adventure pack in addition to some Legendary versions of well-known raids
          • 2nd half of year – Expansion into the Feywild; new character race – the Shifter; push past level 30 (no further info on this) 
        • Lamannia has been up twice for U45 preview

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • Dr. Who is back: 
          • OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
            • My ovaries can’t handle this!  
        • Stop what you’re doing and watch the Witcher. (Henry Cavil was born for this role) 

         

         

        Mystery Cast

        Loot – No Loot

         

        • Other games

         

        • ARK
          • Myth, talk about falling asleep taming a cat, please.
          • We made an Alpha Slaying video! Go watch! 
            • Next we will be hunting for T-Rex’s 
          • We have a very long list of tasks.
          • I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
        • Tom Clancy’s Division 2
          • How do you play this game again? 
        • Subnautica Below Zero early Access
          • I’m not happy. Ask me why. 

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 121, Epic Keep On The Borderlands

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. And so begins the year of Epics. Lessah, Sahba, and Mythery are trying to get things done starting at level 20. What are those things? Well, it all starts with loot and that means Keep on the Borderlands! Someone should have told the RNG that we needed more stuff. Thanks so much for listening!

         


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 5th. This is our 121st show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

         

        • We finally made it back to 20! 

         

          • Goals: Get Sentient Jewel/ Weapon (Thanks Patrick) 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: I learned that I shouldn’t be gaming as much as I do. Need a gaming fast.   
            • Myth:  I need to ride an incredibly large bunny!
            • Sahba: Myth and Lessah are the Bird Women of Ark.

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Question(s) of the show – Goal for 2020 in DDO and other games
          • Damsel Epic Shroud/Heroic Shroud
          • New Minecraft Dungeons (April)

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • Dr. Who is back: 
          • Spyfall (I expect Sahba to be caught up by Next Show) 
        • Stop what you’re doing and watch the Witcher. (Henry Cavil was born for this role) 
        • Almost done with Lost in Space, Season 2. 

         

         

        The Year of Epic

        Loot – ML 21, BTA

         

        Watch Your Step

         

        Blackfeather Boots Boots
        Focal Point Large shield
        Hallowed Gauntlets Gloves
        Serrated Arrowhead Trinket
        White Hood of Schemes Helm

         

        The Bugbear Bandits

         

        Belt of Subtle Villainy Belt
        Bracers of the Eagle Bracers
        Orb of Frost Orb
        Pendant of Combat Necklace
        Ring of Wicked Insanity Ring

         

        Violent Delights

         

        Belt of Blind Devotion Belt
        Blackfeather Cloak Cloak
        Golden Glittering Bangle Bracers
        Orb of Acid Orb
        Ring of Crystalline Vanity Ring

         

        Treasure Hunt

         

        Belt of Wicked Insanity Belt
        Bracers of the Owl Bracers
        Orb of Electricity Orb
        Poisonclasp Necklace
        Ring of Blind Devotion Ring

         

        Obstructing the Orcs

         

        Boots of Tranquility Boots
        Cursed Mirror Trinket
        Gossamer Gloves Gloves
        Sworn Aegis Tower shield
        Sworn Silver Helm Helm

         

        Caged Beast

         

        Belt of Brutal Force Belt
        Bracers of the Fox Bracers
        Necklace of Tranquility Necklace
        Orb of Flame Orb
        Ring of Subtle Villainy Ring

         

        The Hobgoblin Horde

         

        Furyform Gauntlets Gloves
        Hector’s Bracer Buckler shield
        Magnifying Lens Goggles
        Ring of Brutal Force Ring
        The Dreadward Belt

         

        Total Chaos

         

        Belt of Crystalline Vanity Belt
        Darksphere Orb
        Fiendblood Bracers Bracers
        Resonant Cloth Cloak
        Whispering Ring Ring

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Cad, Sahba, and I played on New Years Eve

         

         

        • ARK
          • We have 51 tames in Ark. Three Rafts and three houses. 
          • We have a very long list of tasks.
          • I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 120, Keep on the Borderlands, part 2

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Another year and we are still here and in the immortal words of GLADOS, Still Alive. It’s time to talk about the year in review as well as The Keep on the Borderlands, content for not-so-noobs, Part 2. Thanks so much for listening!


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 22nd. This is our 120th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

          • I was witness to a Christmas miracle! 
            • Rent gets his Epic War Hammer and Sentient Jewel from WPM on the same day, in one go on normal! 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: I learned that Sahba worships DDO.  
            • Myth:  Raptor Claus plays favorites 
            • Sahba: I don’t have enough time to play!!!!

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • SSG turns 3!
        • It’s Festivult time!  Have you turned in any coins?
        • It’s been a year – gold coin turn-in results
        • Tenser’s Weapons Box (all items BtA) – 3995 DDO points – Jan 1
          • 10 units of 5000 sentient xp
          • 20 sentience toolkits
          • 2 glamered weapon auras
          • 5 mirrors of glamering
          • 2 lasting oils of strengthening (prevents all items from taking durability damage for 10 mins)
        • Double Bonus Points and Otto’s Boxes – Jan 1
        • Question(s) of the show – Most influential games of the decade (2010-2019)

         

        Keep on the Borderlands part 2

        Loot – ML 1, BTA

         

        Violent Delights

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        Aegis of the First Watch Small shield
        Duskpalm Gloves
        Giyar’s Boots of Dashing Boots

         

        Caged Beast

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        Red Robes of Charity Robe

         

        The Hobgoblin Horde

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        Faded Leathers Light Armor
        Goggles of Unbroken Sight Goggles

         

        Total Chaos

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        Bulwark Helm Helm
        Ring of Magical Attunement Ring

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Update coming out on Monday.

         

         

        • ARK
            • Remember that time we tried to get a T-REX and it all went wrong? Well I recorded it! 

          • Pleased kill all brontos!!!

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 119, Keep on the Borderlands, part 1

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hardcore is over and now it’s time to talk about new stuff…like a horse and cool low-level loot. Who doesn’t love killing chaos?  Thanks so much for listening!


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        Today’s show is also sponsored by “The Tang of Decay”. Bottled for your nostalgic convenience, the Tang of Decay will take you back to a simpler time when all you had to worry about were kobolds in the sewer and maybe a skeleton or two. Pick up some from your local Silver Flame representative today! 

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        Intro:  

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 8th. This is our 119th show..redux.  

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

          • Hardcore server is over. 
            • This came at a weird time for me. 
          • Three months too long; no other events; have a milestone between ten and 20 point reaper goal; something to entice players to epics 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: I learned that Lessah sounds drunk all the time despite being drunk only 35% of the time.  
            • Myth:  Mythery learned that Druids don’t really need charisma. 
            • Sahba: Lessah’s drunk 35% of the time??

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

        Keep on the Borderlands

        Loot – ML 1, BTA

        Watch Your Step

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        I:Cloak of Attraction Cloak
        I:Flamering Ring
        I:Rough Plate Full Plate

         

        The Bugbear Bandits

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        I:Nimble Wrists Bracers
        I:Ring of Spellcasting Ring
        I:Rough Docent Docent
        I:Thin Black Cloak Cloak

         

        Treasure Hunt

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        I:Granite Grippers Gloves
        I:Rider’s Chapeau Helm
        I:The High Steps Boots

         

        Obstructing the Orcs

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        I:Chillring Ring
        I:Defensive Wrists Bracers
        I:Scavenged Scale Medium Armor

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Update coming out on Monday.

         

        • ARK
          • We are on our way to greatness and it all starts with a bird. Server all set 🙂
          • Pleased kill all brontos
          • Crazy bird ladys of Ark are in the way! Bigfoot is real. 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 118, The Soul Splitter

        Hardcore Report Card:

        Lessah: B- 

        Sahba: A-

        Mythery: Incomplete  🙁

         

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Is the Hardcore Server still going on? Are we there yet?  Sometimes too much of a good thing is… who am I kidding?! Hardcore forever! Listen to find out if Mythery and Sahba feel the same way. Thanks so much for listening!


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        So heat up one today folks! Everyone knows, you need to lay your hands on a Palladinner!

         

        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, October 5th. This is our 118th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

          • How is everyone? 

        What’s next? 

         

          • HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK! 
            • Take a break. 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: I learned that I am fed up with looking at dead character names on the leaderboard. 
            • Myth: I’m sick of low level content in hardcore. Blahhhh sighhhh
            • Sahba: You can’t see the Hardcore leaderboard on the other servers.

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Axel Turns 5!!!
        • Forums

         

        • Question(s) of the show – Why do you play DDO? (goes back to the two forum questions)

         

        The Soul Splitter

        Finding Dorris 

         

        So, back to Sharn we go, this was not objectionable to me. I rather like Sharn, with it’s pretty clean streets and fancy shops. As long as you stay out of the Cogs it’s a nice place to visit. So why, may I ask, why did we go straight to the docks when we got there??? We talked to someone named Quigley, who turned out to be the deputy harbormaster’s secretary’s assistant. Quigley said Dorris was missing and asked that we find her. For some reason we said we would. I mean, Dorris and I aren’t all that close. Seems to me she is always trying to get us into trouble and Sahba didn’t even remember who she was! The first time we met her she sent us into a fort full of psychotic minotaurs and the next time we saw her she talked us into helping break some friend of hers out of a crazy dangerous prison. Anyway here we are looking for her. So the first time we were in Sharn we met up with the evil Vaunt who had managed to lay his hands on evil device to do evil things with evil intent, evilly. Apparently some vile people got their paws on…let’s say an altered version. The altered version of this vile apparatus will cleave the soul from a warforge and turn them into docile, obedient, slaves. Starting on the docks with the package Dorris was supposed to have picked up, we collected 5 or 6 clues which allowed to move to the next section, the Cogs factory. This is where we found some sad soul split warforge. 🙁 I think they tried to kill us. Then we went to a place called the Money Pit, beat up a bunch of guys, found out where the trainer lived and went there. When we got there we eavesdropped on a conversation cuz that’s just fun but that made us get into a fight with the trainer. And let me tell you, that dude’s house is full of traps and he is too tough to be bothered by them. We kicked his butt anyway. Poor Dorris, she was there and so was the Lord of Blades. He is impressive looking, just sayin’. Yeah yeah we found her.

         

        Loot ML29 BTA

         

        Item Type Enhancements
        The Legendary Grey Leathers Light Armor
        Legendary Glass Heart Docent

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

        • The Good Place
          • I’m really enjoying it and that makes me sad. Lol
        • New stuff I’m trying:
          • All Rise – about a judge 👆
          • Emergence ??
          • Bluff City Law 👆
          • Bob 💓 Abashola 👆

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Update coming out on Monday.

         

         

        • ARK
          • Server all set 🙂

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 117, Dearly Beloved

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What was life like before the Hardcore Server? Lessah isn’t sure she ever wants to leave. Listen to find out if Mythery and Sahba feel the same way. Pull on those boots straps kids. Let’s get ‘er done! Thanks so much for listening!


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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, Sep something at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 117th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

          • The anatomy of life and death
            • Story time: reading your party members the riot act in Prison of the Planes 
          • How are you? 
            • Mythery ::sob:: I died!!!! Why am I going first?ugh It was traumatizing. ::sniffle:: My tummy hurt, I almost cried, and I think I was close to tossing my cookies. The tummy ache didn’t go away for a long time. People were really nice about it though. A couple of people sent me tells saying they we really sorry. I don’t know if they were people I know or not, I didn’t recognize the names but it was super nice. It did make me feel a little better. Maybe not better about dying but just better in general. I really didn’t like that girl that much anyway since she was a tiefling. I think it was just that I had taken such good care of her, packed her in wool and cotton, as Lessah would say. But since she earned enough favor for me to make a drow I have re-rolled Mythery proper. She is much better now but she is only 9 at the moment.
            • Sahba 
              • Are you alive? 
              • Have you reached any milestones?
              • What is your biggest challenge?
          • Crafting level? 
            •  What have you made? 
              • Inspected 14 Goggles of Deadly 6 (level 13) with yellow augment – safely in the shared bank
              • Lessah- made a present for Mythery…sort of. 
              • Featherfalling cloak of feather fall. 

        What’s next? 

              • Harbor 

         

        • Have you pulled any good loot? – Planar gird

         

          • Adamantine knuckles 
          • HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK! 
            • The key to not dying is….
              • Aggro management 
              • Teamwork 
              • If people are wandering around, stay in the background. Someone is going to die 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: Forgotten Realms is empty 
            • Myth: I have learned all kinds of little things since being on this hardcore server but the one thing I really didn’t know that I learned is that I don’t think I like smashing boxes.
            • Sahba: Pugging on the HC is easy – everyone is very nice.

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • DDO Players Turns 5!!!
        • Forums

         

        • Question(s) of the show – What other rewards for the next time?

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

          • The Dark Crystal. 
          • Sanctuary
          • Another Life
          • It’s almost time to try out some new shows.

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Our server went poof. I lost my PALP. 🙁 sadface. Paligamy? I’ll try anything twice. <g>

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

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        Damsels of DDO Episode 116, Life, Death, and the Pursuit of Cosmetics

        Forensics report: How did you die? 

        The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. How did you die on the Hardcore Server? What did you lose? Is it worth it to go on? KIDDING! It’s totally worth it. Get up and get back out there. Thanks so much for listening!

        Here is the episode!

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        Intro:  

         

        The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, Sep 8th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 116th show.  

         

        Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

          • I have no time. 
            • I wish I had more to give but bills bills bills!  
          • How are you? 
            • How are your mains? 
            • How are your alts? 
            • How did YOU die? 
            • Have you seen anyone die? 
              • How did it happen? 
              • Was it your fault? 
              • IS it your fault if that person was playing a certain quest because of something you did? 
          • Crafting level? 
            •  What have you made? 
              • Inspected 14 Goggles of Deadly 6 (level 13) with yellow augment – safely in the shared bank

        What’s next? 

              • NOT VON 6

         

        • Have you pulled any good loot? 
        • Rusted blade from Tear… not as cool as I thought. 

         

          • HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK! 
            • Stay with the group. Don’t go in first. 
            • Don’t die! 
            • Don’t rush. You’ll get there. 83 more days. 

         

        • What we learned this week:
            • Lessah: I learned that Mythery’s strategy might be the best way to do things. 
            • Myth: Draculetta is a genius!
            • Sahba: After two weeks, people are now zerging through things on hardcore – false sense of security.  And the hardcore server is a great place to try out builds :).

         

        Rumors, News, and Lies 

         

        • Reminder – Bonus days do not apply to the hardcore server – no 30% challenge bonus for you, Lessah.
        • .Forums

         

        • Question(s) of the show – . 

         

        • Before we start!  Spoiler!!! 

         

          • The Dark Crystal. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH. 
            • Kidding. Watch when you can’t play Hardcore. 
          • Sanctuary
          • Another Life
          • It’s almost time for the Good Place to start!!!!!

         

         

        • Other games

         

        • 7DTD
          • Our server went poof. I lost my PALP. 🙁 sadface. Paligamy? I’ll try anything twice. <g>

         

         

        • Any amount of alcohol increases your chances for death.
        • Dairy products protect against death from any cause.

         

        Housekeeping! 

         

        Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! 

         

        Email Us!  

         

        Or just creep on us!