The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Epic Deleras Tomb? Are you kidding me? Epic Catacombs?! What could be better than that? JK, we are probably going to talk about zombie pirates and how the Admiral of Bling pirate hate is crazy cool. You don’t want to miss that! Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 16th. This is our 123rd show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Something is wrong
I logged on to see about doing a challenge and something weird happened.
Check in!
I got my jewel and my weapon and life is GOOD.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I am more powerful than I thought I was.
Myth: I hate ads that follow me around a page when I’m trying to read something!
Sahba: I may be going to Indy … but not for GenCon.
We went to a cave full of bats and lava. The results were mixed but some of our tames made it out alive
RIP two raptors and a whole bunch of birds.
We are breeding birds, making potions and we have tamed a big pig.
We have a very long list of tasks.
I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
Subnautica Below Zero early Access
I have been mining but I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to be doing. Time for another break?
Things I love about SBZ:
Marguerite (a really mean NPC)
Base building and painting things fun colors
Things I miss:
A sense of loss and isolation
In the original game, there was this feeling of urgency. Your character is dying of a disease that the planet is infected with. You are all alone and you have to find a cure. In this one, you aren’t really alone but Altera leaves you alone a lot. I wish they would guide me a bit more. Or at least have the decency to be in trouble.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The year of Epics is underway. If only we were successful at everything we tried…like podcasting on time! The Damsels are back to broadcasting at weird hours aka super late at 2am Eastern time. Catch us on da-YouTubes. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 2nd. This is our 122nd show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Small world
What are the odds that you meet someone randomly in the world who also plays DDO?
Check in!
Goals: Get Sentient Jewel/ Weapon… let’s do that.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: When you don’t play a game for a while, you forget all your special abilities.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. And so begins the year of Epics. Lessah, Sahba, and Mythery are trying to get things done starting at level 20. What are those things? Well, it all starts with loot and that means Keep on the Borderlands! Someone should have told the RNG that we needed more stuff. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 5th. This is our 121st show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
We finally made it back to 20!
Goals: Get Sentient Jewel/ Weapon (Thanks Patrick)
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I shouldn’t be gaming as much as I do. Need a gaming fast.
Myth: I need to ride an incredibly large bunny!
Sahba: Myth and Lessah are the Bird Women of Ark.
Rumors, News, and Lies
It’s Festivult time! Have you turned in any coins?
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Another year and we are still here and in the immortal words of GLADOS, Still Alive. It’s time to talk about the year in review as well as The Keep on the Borderlands, content for not-so-noobs, Part 2. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 22nd. This is our 120th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I was witness to a Christmas miracle!
Rent gets his Epic War Hammer and Sentient Jewel from WPM on the same day, in one go on normal!
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that Sahba worships DDO.
Myth: Raptor Claus plays favorites
Sahba: I don’t have enough time to play!!!!
Rumors, News, and Lies
SSG turns 3!
It’s Festivult time! Have you turned in any coins?
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hardcore is over and now it’s time to talk about new stuff…like a horse and cool low-level loot. Who doesn’t love killing chaos? Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 8th. This is our 119th show..redux.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Hardcore server is over.
This came at a weird time for me.
Three months too long; no other events; have a milestone between ten and 20 point reaper goal; something to entice players to epics
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that Lessah sounds drunk all the time despite being drunk only 35% of the time.
Myth: Mythery learned that Druids don’t really need charisma.
Sahba: Lessah’s drunk 35% of the time??
Rumors, News, and Lies
Update
It’s Festivult time! Turn in the coins, don’t just collect them.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Is the Hardcore Server still going on? Are we there yet? Sometimes too much of a good thing is… who am I kidding?! Hardcore forever! Listen to find out if Mythery and Sahba feel the same way. Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels are sponsored by Palladinners again. It’s almost like one of us has a financial interest in the company….
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, October 5th. This is our 118th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
How is everyone?
What’s next?
HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK!
Take a break.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I am fed up with looking at dead character names on the leaderboard.
Myth: I’m sick of low level content in hardcore. Blahhhh sighhhh
Sahba: You can’t see the Hardcore leaderboard on the other servers.
Question(s) of the show – Why do you play DDO? (goes back to the two forum questions)
The Soul Splitter
Finding Dorris
So, back to Sharn we go, this was not objectionable to me. I rather like Sharn, with it’s pretty clean streets and fancy shops. As long as you stay out of the Cogs it’s a nice place to visit. So why, may I ask, why did we go straight to the docks when we got there??? We talked to someone named Quigley, who turned out to be the deputy harbormaster’s secretary’s assistant. Quigley said Dorris was missing and asked that we find her. For some reason we said we would. I mean, Dorris and I aren’t all that close. Seems to me she is always trying to get us into trouble and Sahba didn’t even remember who she was! The first time we met her she sent us into a fort full of psychotic minotaurs and the next time we saw her she talked us into helping break some friend of hers out of a crazy dangerous prison. Anyway here we are looking for her. So the first time we were in Sharn we met up with the evil Vaunt who had managed to lay his hands on evil device to do evil things with evil intent, evilly. Apparently some vile people got their paws on…let’s say an altered version. The altered version of this vile apparatus will cleave the soul from a warforge and turn them into docile, obedient, slaves. Starting on the docks with the package Dorris was supposed to have picked up, we collected 5 or 6 clues which allowed to move to the next section, the Cogs factory. This is where we found some sad soul split warforge. 🙁 I think they tried to kill us. Then we went to a place called the Money Pit, beat up a bunch of guys, found out where the trainer lived and went there. When we got there we eavesdropped on a conversation cuz that’s just fun but that made us get into a fight with the trainer. And let me tell you, that dude’s house is full of traps and he is too tough to be bothered by them. We kicked his butt anyway. Poor Dorris, she was there and so was the Lord of Blades. He is impressive looking, just sayin’. Yeah yeah we found her.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What was life like before the Hardcore Server? Lessah isn’t sure she ever wants to leave. Listen to find out if Mythery and Sahba feel the same way. Pull on those boots straps kids. Let’s get ‘er done! Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, Sep something at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 117th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
The anatomy of life and death
Story time: reading your party members the riot act in Prison of the Planes
How are you?
Mythery ::sob:: I died!!!! Why am I going first?ugh It was traumatizing. ::sniffle:: My tummy hurt, I almost cried, and I think I was close to tossing my cookies. The tummy ache didn’t go away for a long time. People were really nice about it though. A couple of people sent me tells saying they we really sorry. I don’t know if they were people I know or not, I didn’t recognize the names but it was super nice. It did make me feel a little better. Maybe not better about dying but just better in general. I really didn’t like that girl that much anyway since she was a tiefling. I think it was just that I had taken such good care of her, packed her in wool and cotton, as Lessah would say. But since she earned enough favor for me to make a drow I have re-rolled Mythery proper. She is much better now but she is only 9 at the moment.
Sahba
Are you alive?
Have you reached any milestones?
What is your biggest challenge?
Crafting level?
What have you made?
Inspected 14 Goggles of Deadly 6 (level 13) with yellow augment – safely in the shared bank
Lessah- made a present for Mythery…sort of.
Featherfalling cloak of feather fall.
What’s next?
Harbor
Have you pulled any good loot? – Planar gird
Adamantine knuckles
HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK!
The key to not dying is….
Aggro management
Teamwork
If people are wandering around, stay in the background. Someone is going to die
What we learned this week:
Lessah: Forgotten Realms is empty
Myth: I have learned all kinds of little things since being on this hardcore server but the one thing I really didn’t know that I learned is that I don’t think I like smashing boxes.
Sahba: Pugging on the HC is easy – everyone is very nice.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. How did you die on the Hardcore Server? What did you lose? Is it worth it to go on? KIDDING! It’s totally worth it. Get up and get back out there. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, Sep 8th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 116th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I have no time.
I wish I had more to give but bills bills bills!
How are you?
How are your mains?
How are your alts?
How did YOU die?
Have you seen anyone die?
How did it happen?
Was it your fault?
IS it your fault if that person was playing a certain quest because of something you did?
Crafting level?
What have you made?
Inspected 14 Goggles of Deadly 6 (level 13) with yellow augment – safely in the shared bank
What’s next?
NOT VON 6
Have you pulled any good loot?
Rusted blade from Tear… not as cool as I thought.
HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK!
Stay with the group. Don’t go in first.
Don’t die!
Don’t rush. You’ll get there. 83 more days.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that Mythery’s strategy might be the best way to do things.
Myth: Draculetta is a genius!
Sahba: After two weeks, people are now zerging through things on hardcore – false sense of security. And the hardcore server is a great place to try out builds :).
Rumors, News, and Lies
Reminder – Bonus days do not apply to the hardcore server – no 30% challenge bonus for you, Lessah.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Who has time for anything else when you can play Hardcore DDO? What is life? What is air? Why am I here typing this when I could be playing? Why are you reading this? Go now! GO! Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, August 25th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 115th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I have been on all the podcasts!
Kidding. Not DDO Cast.
How many alts do you have?
Roam/ Chiv
The Challenge Dilemma
Crafter level 47 (ret)
Crafting level 8 armor.
Sahba Jade RIP announcement
What’s next?
Kind of a big Deal (Shield Clicky)
Have you pulled any good loot?
Bottle of Air
HARDCORE TIPS FOR THE WEEK!
Know your goal, stick to it!
Like someone in middle management with a liberal arts degree, you need to stay broke and empty. Keep it in the bank!
Don’t rush. You’ll get there. 83 more days.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I have too many obligations getting in the way of my gaming habits. (It’s just like old times!)
Myth: I’m not dead.
Sahba: Work is, yet again, getting in the way of my play time!!!
For those not doing the hardcore league, DDO bonus days brings you 10% heroic and epic xp boost through tonight.
For those on the hardcore server, the weekly coupon, good until Aug 29th, is HEALS, and will get you 10 free serious heal potions. Only for those on the hardcore server. Just kidding :).
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What do you run when you don’t know what to run? You hunt for loot in Ravenloft of course! That isn’t what concerns us today. Because we only have one life to live, folks. Brace yourselves. The Hardcore League is cominig. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Monday, August 13th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 114th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So…did anyone else do anything interesting this week? How have you guys been?
I played the test server and I still have questions that I can’t find the answers to:
At the end of the Hardcore League, we will be providing free Character Transfers to everyone – alive or otherwise.
Lessah’s tips for survival in the hardcore league.
Your money is for your protection. Do not leave any loot in a chest. Sell what you can’t break down.
Resist pots/ protection pots/ heroism/ jump etc
Low-level collectibles that you don’t plan to craft with are to be turned in for heal-over-time potions, these can be used in conjunction with other buffs like Aid/ Virtue/ regular heal pots
Let’s say you have to run through a trap. You need every advantage you can get. And those pots will stack with the other collectors’ versions of them.
On the Subject of Gear:
Named loot in quests are not a secret. Know what you want and go after it.
If you know you need a feather falling item and haven’t found one yet, you know where the low-level items are. Go get one!
It is a waste of money to use the DDO Store here.
Get creative. Don’t ask me how many times I ran The Den of Kobold Brothers to find a Muck Bane. Use the tools available and figure out how to get what you need on the cheap. The rest is up to luck. I’d hate to see you spend a few hundred points on a character in XP pots and other things only to have that character die at level 12. Not worth it! The one exception to this is if you are planning a quest and need a rogue. 30 points on a rogue might be worth it here but you should have earned that much just by playing already.
Let’s talk about crafting.
My advice: Know what you want going in. DO YOUR RESEARCH so you know what to save in the way of collectibles.
Sell all the gear you aren’t going to use in Korthos to build a little capital for yourself and then start breaking down gear every 3rd quest or so when you get to Stormreach. You will get crafting XP and a little money each time you break things down. As soon as you have access to your bank, fill it and your inventory with stuff to break down.
Do the crafting tutorial before you go to break down your gear for the first time. This will give you a decent jump start in crafting levels and you as you will see by the planner, you need to be level 20-40 in crafting to make anything remotely sexy.
Yes you can and should do Cannith challenges at low levels.
You can get 20% miss chance bracers at level 3 “Bracers of the Wind” and it really isn’t difficult. (The challenges you need for this are very straightforward.) You are level 3 or 4 but so are the mobs.
LINK to my low-level guide to doing Kobold Chaos at level 4
LINK to the guide for getting through Dr. Rushmore’s mansion (You will do “Behind the Door” to get what you need.)
LINK placeholder for Lava Caves. Very easy and straightforward challenge.
Any gear you get can grow with you as you get “Older”
Let’s talk about getting older. (really torn about sharing this advice)
I get it, your a fledgling Hardcore player, your little body is going through changes but that doesn’t mean you need to keep putting yourself at risk. Here are the biggest mistakes I saw people making on the Hardcore Test Server:
Going too fast.
Don’t shy away from working through snowy Korthos and doing things at level. If you don’t develop your Hardcore Survival skills here, you are going to fall on your face when the training wheels come off. It’s ok to gather some gear and a few action points before you try to burn through Korthos on elite.
I should not have to talk about this, yet people are still out there eating Tide Pods. I get it. You are in a hurry. But do you know what’s more time consuming than running a quest twice? Starting over at level 1. This is Darwinism. If you play foolishly, the game will weed you out.
Lack of group communication
When the rogue says “trap” or stops and types “trap”. Don’t go further. Let them do their thing.
If you need a heal and your cleric isn’t with you, you are about to die.
Lack of self sufficiency
Be your own anchor. Have your own heal pots/ resist pots and whatever else you might need. If you are in a group, great. But it is not their job to look out for you. Watch out for number one. Think about every quest before you step in. What kind of mobs are there? What will the casters throw at you? Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance, right?
Overconfidence
This is going to be easy! I’ve run these quests a thousand times before! And then that person dies at level 4-5 the first time they see a Kobold Shaman casting lightning bolt. I have also seen a lot of players dying between 8-10 when their character starts to grow and get a little more hardy. These guys tend to bite off more than they can handle. All I can say is… THANK YOU for getting out of my way on the leaderboard!
If you are standing at a quest door and your clench factor of above seven. Step away. Do it on a lower difficulty. Come back to it later when you are bigger/ stronger. Or don’t. I’ll take your spot on the board. It’s fine.
Failure to dodge.
Not anticipating spells aimed at you and underestimating how hard a champion is going to hit you is a great way to get yourself killed. Do yourself a favor and get out of the way. Break line of sight so you can deal with the trash without interference from the archers. A little tactics go a long way.
The fight comes to you. Not the other way around if you can help it. Take away a named bosses minions and suddenly they become easier to deal with.
Know your role.
If you are squishy. Be Squishy. If you are made of glass and you throw the first punch, expect Darwinism to kick in and take care of you. Let the tank be the tank. It’s why you let them into the party.
Please stop asking me about static groups for this. I don’t plan on it at this point. Good luck! Hope to see you out there!
Know what you want and pursue it ruthlessly until you get it or someone hands you a restraining order. – Lessah, Passive-Aggressive Paladin
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I still got it.
I would say u can get 5k before hitting 20- said someone who is obviously delusional.
Myth: The elephants upstairs have moved on to new ground!!
Sahba: Syd’s next life is going to be an Alchemist!!!
Question(s) of the show – Pros and cons of paying a monthly service to get all the games of a service vs buying the games outright.
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Sanctuary
Travelers
Another Life
I’m ready! I watched Stranger Things.
The Boys is the show I never knew I wanted to see!
Mythery and Lessah in the virtual Living Room.
We need to get oculus tv for the living room. It’s free.
I suck I have nothing to talk about
Other games
7DTD
Did I play? Yes but it was garage night, skipped (reaper babies), then last night.
Tunnel finished just need to pretty it up! Not sure I will ever find a nitrate mine. Might have to give up but at least we found a lead mine.
Tom Clancy Division 2
I am saving DC but it keeps getting in trouble.
Myth and Sahba made WT5. woohoo!
I went to the Zoo. It was hard. There were animals there.
I was looking at games and when I went to read the description of this one game this is what it said. Cancer is everyone’s business! Till 31st January 2019, 50% of revenues from all purchases for “In Between” will go directly to the Cancer Research Institute as donations, in order to support the battle against cancer. That is very nice, providing it’s true and the game is only 12 bucks but what they want you to get is a bundle for over 250. Really what bugged me was how much I had to look for what the game was actually about. And even then it basically just said it was a puzzle game and boasted about the 25 songs in it. Huh? It wasn’t until I started reading the reviews that I found out what the game really was and even then… This was the first review I read. The liberal, subjective borderline emphasises and reactivates the collectivism. In order to re-consider this superficial conceptualisation and the signal of it’s performative and ornamental accumulation – which is de-centrally inconceivable – the art institution forces it’s poly-cultural thesis. The urbanistic continuity interweaves the boundary of occupancies. By the means of optionally circulated plots, a conclusion has been mystifyed marginally by transient membrane. The resonance to specify merges and demonstrates the integration. Really? This is a review? Some of these aren’t even complete sentences. And this person got the game for FREE! I read two more reviews where I found out that the game is about a man who has cancer and the game is about Elizabeth Kubler Ross’ On Death and Dying, 5 Stages of Grief. Hmm…maybe this is why they didn’t describe the game? Aren’t games supposed to be fun and happy or is it just me? I suppose it could be me, I had a strange week last week. Maybe I’m not straight yet. Anyway, this is when I went and finished up watching Stranger Things.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels recruited a bard this week to help out with a little one-off questing fun. These are quests that stand alone as singular stories and may or may not fit in with a larger storyline or quest chain. It worked out great. Special thanks to Doug Glendower of Bard Life for coming along and making things easy! Thanks so much for listening!
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The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, July 28th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 113th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I had an idea for Doug’s show that in lew of a fashion show he should Yelp Review hirelings he used that day. On a scale of 1 to 5 stars. Rate the following:
Did your hireling arrive on time?
Did your hireling stay with you throughout the adventure?
How satisfied were you with the quality of your hirelings work?
Lessah: I learned that a bard is a great addition to any party.
Myth: I learned that I remember how to play Guild Wars and I like it!
Sahba: Myth wants to play Fallout and thinks someone is stopping her. And, I already knew this, but my mind is gone! I had to write this down or I would have forgotten it.
Question(s) of the show – Are you surprised by the devs working on XP changes, rather than something else?? I know they can work on multiple things, but …
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Stranger Things?
Mythery and Lessah in the virtual Living Room.
We need to get oculus tv for the living room. Its free.
Reaper Babies in Random Things
First things first, I forgot to talk about the loot in the Cogs last time so here it is! Everything is BTA and ML 15.
Ok, we did the “in town” Wheloon Prison quests, then we played in some acid and finally we killed two, yes two, dragons!!
Other games
7DTD
I LOVE THIS GAME! I have been unable to play 🙁
I knew and we still need to burrow our tunnel.
Tom Clancy Division 2
Aaron Keener is leaving me messages all over town. He’s so thirsty for my attention.
Myth and Sahba made WT5. woohoo!
I love doing daily missions and now I am working on my “Shepherding Ranks” where you get Yelp Reviews for helping other agents.
I am looking forward to the 1st episode and the third episode
30 July episode 1 is open to all.
One of the guys I played with was using fire in really cruel ways.
Space Engineers
Lessah is trying to break the ice!!!
Guild Wars 2
We remembered how to play!
Subnautica Below Zero
Early access, this game is coming along. Maybe think about buying in before it graduates to full on game. It’s only 20 bucks right now.
Fallout 4
Housekeeping!
It’s a new day. I’m on a journey. Somehow I will strive to stop drinking when we stream. JUST KIDDING! But seriously. I want to go back to GenCon next year and I want to be comfortable walking around and playing all the games I want to play. Nothing can get in the way of my fun!
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went to the Cogs this week for the first time. Things started out great until the ladies got separated and lost. Things went pear-shaped from there but they finally found a couple of quests to do. Word to the wise, follow someone who knows where they are going. Also, don’t fall off the elevator. PARKOUR! Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO likeGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to spend your money if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com.
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Friday, July 12th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 112th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Before anything else happens, we need to talk about Bard Life with Doug Glendower.
Saturdays before Damsels and he does a fashion show!
I loved looking at shields!
This is great, I can start with a cocktail and catch the end of Doug’s show.
My static grp got cancelled for Canada day…
Is Canada Day a real thing? Isn’t every day Canada day when you have Justin?
My first experience with the Cogs was really positive because the quests were challenging but not overly hard to find. I thought they would have learned from putting Chains of Flame so far out into the desert that you just “Have to know” where it is to get there, that they wouldn’t do that again. Yet here we are with Let the lava flow quest that I’m not sure I ever want to do because of all my rage at being denied the quest door due to one mistake.
The COGS will punish you. At least in areas like Amarath, you can get to a quest even if you get lost or take a wrong turn. But a ten plus minute delay for falling off an elevator is where I draw the line.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that if you juice a gelatinous cube, it makes slimes. I was like: Shhh Shhhh Shhhhh Shhh, I have figured something out, drunk girl style.
Myth: Most traditional kilts are made of cashmere and cost between 800 and 2000 pounds! Cashmere, yummy mmmmm
Sahba: DDO puts things on sale After we need them. Or in this case, gives them away free.
Rumors, News, and Lies
Deathblades harnesses the light from the sky in the 423rd DDO Screenshot of the Week! Thanks, Dark Adaptation
Question(s) of the show – Or more of a discussion about taking the game so seriously.
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Thanks to Cordovan for giving me and Mythery Pork barrels to explode, we can’t get enough.
Ham oil? One by one
Mounts, what? Ok, maybe a dinosaur!
Reaper Babies in The Cogs – The best of both worlds! (part 3)
Smash and Burn
Thralls of the Fungus Lord
Roll Call
Security Detail
Ruinous Schemes
The Wraithcallers
The Magma Must Flow
Scavenger Hunt
Loot
Other games
7DTD
I LOVE THIS GAME! Hoard night has been reimagined by Patrick and it worked great. So many generators!
Patrick is building the bunker. I’m working on a tunnel from the garage to my place. Gonna turn into a mole.
Tom Clancy Division 2
Aaron Keener is leaving me messages all over town. He’s so thirsty for my attention.
I made World Tier 5, That is where you can really start tweaking your gear set and round out your build with your play style. How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
I will say the Black Tusks make the True Sons look like kindergarteners.
However! I was offered sexy time by one of the True Sons, so we need to figure a way of dragging that one back to the clan hall.
“Screw you Agent”
Do not be afraid to play with Matchmaking “Call for back up” or answer a call for back up. You don’t have to talk.
I am looking forward to the 1st episode and the third episode
Season Pass? Worth it? When did the year start?
Looks like the populace playing Division 2 doesn’t think much of using fire (although one lone person did say they thought is was “the best CC we have access to but the damage is pretty lackluster”). I feel the need to disagree. I stand there all of the time with my gun at my side, laughing at them as they groan in agony and drop like flies around me. I know that sounds a little creepy and I promise I have never set anything bigger than a campfire IRL so I’m not a RL firebug. Maybe I have some sort of DNA memory thing and feel some revenge pleasure for what was done to the supposed magic users back in the late 1600’s to hmm….hee hee. Anyway, I digress (as usual) the people in the forums are pretty nice to each other, so far, but they are still a little annoying. 🙂 I only say that because no one came in and stuck up for the fire. Nu uh, not me.
Oh yeah, this is one game where I think our fire does more damage to them than the NPC’s does to us.
Space Engineers
We are learning new stuff every time we play. I think we almost have this thing figured out.
Curious Cases
Haven’t tried again yet.
I Expect You to Die
Black Desert Online
Guild Wars 2
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Housekeeping!
Sooooo…. I had to ban someone from my twitch channel for the first time ever. It pretty much ruined the remainder of my night. I didn’t even know how to ban someone until that happened.
I wanted to say THANK YOU to the people who watch our stream regularly, you guys shut that down so fast, I didn’t even know it happened until several minutes later. I’m so proud of our community.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels dove back into Sharn this week! This time, they were hot on the trail of super shady bad guy, Vaunt. Did they catch him? We still don’t know but Lessah and Mythery want to live in that department store. Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
powered by podcast garden The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Friday, June 14th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 111th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Secret questing continues with INVADERS! It was so good, I put it on my YouTube channel.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that Mythery will go afk as soon as she sees a fire reaver.
Myth:
Sahba: Comfy chairs are great! One monitor is not enough!
Question(s) of the show – Lots of forum posts and feedback on reducing the ‘grind’ of heroic past lives, especially for alts so people can play more alts. Should it be done? If so, how would you do it?
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
AP Bio finale was on last night. So, they finished up the season for us. Are we happy about that or did they just rub salt in the open wound? Actually, I’m really confused. It doesn’t look like they ended anything to me. Really this would be a good one for someone else to pick up. It has a lot of fans that are upset that would follow it wherever it went.
Update – I fell down a rabbit hole when I tried to see what was really happening with this show and all I came up with was that NBC seems to be very wishy washy about what and if they are canceling or not. QUOTE “The next season’s schedule is fluid, we want to give those shows a chance to fulfill their run and we’ll take another look at them then,” NBC Co-Chairmen George Cheeks said on NBC’s May 12 upfronts call. “Remember we program 52 weeks a year so there are a lot of slots.” Apparently, for some reason part of their problem at recognizing what they should keep or not has to do with people not watching live. They need to figure that out because I don’t watch anything live.
RuPaul’s Drag Race AND THE WINNER IS
Yvie Oddly
Thoughts? Expected?
Reaper Babies in Sharn – The best of both worlds! (part 2)
No Refunds
Two words, Belgrave’s Emporium! Woot! Lessah wants to live there. That place was great and I think there was enough room for us to move in and have no one notice. So many pretty things, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think we did something in there… oh ya, there was a shopkeeper and he had some sort of book we were supposed to get but he was sloppy and we kept finding pages from it lying around everywhere.
So now we are looking for Evan Greybeard and his date the woman in black. Who is apparently way out of his league in many respects. We are running around in a sleazy neighborhood and out of the blue in the middle of the street Sahba finds this random puzzle running up and down the sides of a couple of buildings and well… we have lost her for the foreseeable future. I’m pretty sure the person that laid out the streets of this place was roaring drunk when they did it but after some dedicated searching and finding ourselves back at Sahba and her puzzle a few times, we managed to locate the woman in black. She’s all, I don’t know where he is and look at me I’m too hot and rich for him. Or something like that. Oh hush Sahba, you weren’t there. So went and found him. Really, these people aren’t all that much help.
So we show up at this fancy temple after talking to ole Evan Greybeard who had given us some dirt on Vaunt. This temple is dedicated to the god of wealth so you can just imagine what it was like. Anyway, the priest wanted to meet us there and as we got there they had just closed to the public for the evening, which seemed a little strange. The sea lions were cute. Mean but cute. We freed the slaves. Amazing, this Vaunt guy had a secret factory, run by slaves, INSIDE the fanciest most gilded temple around. I suppose that’s called hiding in plain sight.
Here’s our chance! Vaunt held a gala in Skyway and rumor had it that he was bringing the Stormreach Beacon with him. I guess he thinks it will protect him and I can’t really blame him, those forgewraths are awful but that beacon is not meant to protect the likes of him. Geeze this guy likes to hear himself talk but after his little presentation was over we were able to roam around the place. This place is BIG and full of guards and forgewraths, yuck! Once we found it we made our way to the roof and hopped an airship back to Stormreach. Now that we have brought the beacon back where it belongs, I’m ready to go back to Sharn. I’m not done looking around and shopping.
I LOVE THIS GAME! Hoard night had 20 or so blades and we still got our butts kicked.
It all went horribly wrong. Here’s proof!
I think we should build a new bunker from the ground up. We just need to pick a place and a new design. I think I have some ideas to go with yours.
Tom Clancy Division 2
This is a great game! I loved going to the Air and Space Museum…and shooting all the hot guys.
I know where to get the gear dye!!!!!! You’ll never believe, it’s been there all the time. Also, I am very much looking forward to being 30 but I want to make sure I do all of the missions before I hit the World Tier 1, etc because there is no going back from there. All I know is, the last main campaign mission is at the Capitol building.
Space Engineers
Tae and I have started playing this and the learning curve is pretty steep but I think it’s worth it because we have been having fun! Space pirates and crafting game, heavy on the crafting. Also, we just found out that dangerous environment is a setting, so creatures. We are still learning how to play so we aren’t doing any of that. We can only go about 10km away from our pods before we have to go back and charge up our suits because we selected a Mars like setting.
Curious Cases
They advertise single player but…. So I went into this game and I’m messing around trying to see how to move and such and actually nothing is working and I’m trying to figure out how to get things set up and the next thing I know fedora’s start popping into existence all around me. I see that there are names over the hats so I know there are people in them. I popped smoke! I plan to Sherlock all by myself thank you very much!
Waterbears
This game came with I Expect You to Die and it’s super cute and fun but I think it’s for kids. It’s very colorful and has these little bears locked in bubbles (each a different color) and there are pipes with colored water and you have to fit the pipes together so that the right ones flow water to fill up the bubbles and pop them to let the bears out. When you win confetti explodes and rains down on your head. So cute!
I Expect You to Die
Housekeeping!
Hold onto your hats kids. At the end of the summer, the day of our podcast hopefully will shift by one day…again. Congrats to ME!
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels finally went to Sharn! It was the coolest thing any of us have done since Damselcon. Good story lines and great villains for everyone! Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, May 30th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 110th show. Woohoo!!!
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Eyes of Stone: Why not ask the Coin Lords for more money when you have the Salve?
My otto’s box woes, in for a penny, in for two otto’s boxes at full price…
I don’t know where this fits in but I thought it was funny. ***I will tell you before the show about listening in the car to “When you share a brain.”
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that When you dye your hair green, it means you will be called for a professional interview exactly 48 hours later.
Myth: Stuff is hard and I’m tired of it! I might have a container problem.
Question(s) of the show – New expansion is out – how does it compare to other expansions (Menace of the Underdark, Shadowfell Conspiracy, Mists of Ravenloft)?
We traveled to Sharn last week. Why haven’t we been here before? This place is nice. Someone here has taken the Stormreach beacon and we mean to find it. I think we know from past experience that bad things happen when that thing isn’t out where it belongs shining brightly. When we arrived we talked to Summer Korranor, strange little dwarf, and he say that we should find someone named Lucian Vaunt and that Issabet Tremont could help us with that and pointed her out to us. I need the name of her taylor! She has pretty pretty clothes. She asked us to meet her at the top of this building, told us to take the elevator. HA! I think it was supposed to be some kind of boarding house but I never saw any actual bedrooms and the place was falling apart. We ran into a guy who tried to get us to invest some money into the place so maybe he wanted to fix it up. I’m not really sure. They had some ‘elemental’ problems in the laundry room too. We did end up meeting Vaunt briefly but I can’t say he was any help to our cause. Quite the opposite I think, actually. It was quite a welcome though.
Side note – Keith Baker was the Dungeon Master, he was the creator of the Eberron campaign setting and has a really nice voice. Great job Keith!
He is also Dungeon Master in Just Business, the last quest in this chain.
Of course as long as we are here we might as well get involved in some other peoples business so we decided to help with a murder investigation that was happening deep down in the ooey gooey sticky stinky slums of Sharn. Who knew? They hid it so well. We took a skycoach to Cogsgate and met Zeleth Crowspire at her office. Apparently several murders had already taken place and she gave us locations to begin to gather our clues. Dun dun dun can you hear the music? We started in the gambling hall. He looked like he had been poisoned but one of his palms had been slashed which was kind of weird. The next murder took us to an apartment. The body here looked very similar to the first one. Did I mention that this is all in gang territory? There is the Boromar Clan and there are the Daask. Since there seemed to be Daask poison slingers around everywhere and these guys were poisoned things were sort of pointing in the Daask direction. But doesn’t that sound too easy? I mean, wouldn’t it make more sense that the Boromar were setting them up? We met up with Zeleth again to trade info and then took off for the pawn shop. Again the body was very much like the ones before it, as we were leaving the pawn shop we saw Zeleth standing near a gate just ahead of us. This is when she finally decides to tell us that she thinks her brother might know something or have something to do with all of this and of course she doesn’t want to confront him. So of course we talk to him and quite frankly, I think he’s as much of an ass as Vaunt. We end up getting in a fight with him, kick his butt, gather some more clues, and finally figure out that the slashed in the palms of the victims spell out I R K and is the name of the guy who is doing all of this. Pretty cocky if you ask me. His name was Irk. What kind of name is that anyway?
To be perfectly honest, one foray into the slums is quite enough for me. Back in the city where all of the pretty clothes and this-n-thats live, a member of the twelve came up to us. I think he recognized Sahba from Stormreach, although it’s beyond me why he thought she would want to help him. He wanted a copy of Vaunt’s blueprints and wanted us swipe them out of a warehouse for him. Lessah wanted to know why he didn’t do it himself, I just giggled at that, but he said he wouldn’t get anywhere without being recognized. Or something like that. I guess he isn’t the sneaky type. As far as snatch and grabs go I’m going to say this one was pretty easy. The warehouse manager had his own agenda going on, that’s for sure. Actually, it seems like everyone I have met over here has had some sort of hidden agenda of their own and they all have the most interesting names (says Mythery to Lessah and Sahba). Victor Dabonaire is no different. Well, except for one thing. We let him go.
Finally, we get to go somewhere that might be fun! We are going to the club, Club Clawfoot that is. I guess we have stuck our noses in so many people’s business that the City Councilor, Savia Potella, found out and decided that it should be up to us to go over to this club that happens to be run by the Boromar and try and talk the manager into breaking ties with Vaunt. This place is kinda swanky and you don’t get in unless you are invited. Fortunately for us we were able to get our names on the list. See, sticking your nose in other people’s business goes both ways. So we did get in and they did check the list but I don’t think they were actually open yet. The singer was on stage just running through some stuff so we went around and checked the place out. There is definitely some shady stuff going on here. We helped out with everything which turned out to be a good idea because they helped us in the end.
OK, so the least amount of club type fun ever. After leaving the club we saw Casper Tremont, who is Issabet’s dad, and he says that she is off to meet up with Vaunt and he’s worried about her. None of us blame him one bit for that. So he asks us if we will go keep an eye on her for him. I’m pretty sure I was looking at my feet when I nodded and mumbled something about trying. Lessah is much more confident. The whole thing started with us hovering outside a window on a sky barge spying on Vaunt having a meeting with a gnoll and some others. What happened after that. Well, …..many deaths including (and finally) Irk and poor poor Issabet but not Vaunt. This is notover.
Holy catfish matchdotcom! I thought I would never escape reality and get my virtual on! The cameras are in the headset they said. Only 2 plugs they said. SO! First of all, don’t think you’ll be contacting Oculus to tell them this thing arrived damaged and if you do you better be ready with a picture of the truck that ran it over. Mine came shipped straight from Oculus and they aren’t playing around when it comes to shipping containers. The cardboard on the outside box was a half inch thick with molded foam cradling the black retail box and that thing is really nice too. So unless I just got a lemon, I knew there wasn’t anything wrong with it and it was just me and my lack….no it was them and their lack of instructions on what to do if everything didn’t just work automatically.
OK, I want to say it was worth the wait but seriously I just don’t like to wait! It is a beautiful thing to behold. Everything I hoped for!! It’s splenderful, fascinazing, and delightfully exquizzling. I didn’t have words to describe how I felt so I had to make up my own. I think the controllers will take some getting used to but I don’t have any complaints. Let’s play!
7DTD
I LOVE THIS GAME!
Hoard night now comes with BLADES!
I flipped the truck with Mythery in it.
Tom Clancy Division 2
This is a great game!
More more more! 🙂
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We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels recruited Titan this time around and tackled a series of unfortunate quests. Lessah and Mythery talk about their afternoons of Secret Questing in that golden hour before dinner has to be made. (Where is my dinner, Mythery?) Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, May 17th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is really our 109th show. Deal with it.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So Sharn is out….
Where is my otto’s box?
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that my warforged looks fantastic in high society clothing. (Little lady fauntleroy)
Myth:
Sahba: In Inferno of the damned, when lighting or extinguishing the vtorches, if you aim your wand of fireball or iceball in the center, it will light or extinguish all the torches at once.
A new item has been added to the DDO Store called Call of Destiny Elixirs. These potions allow a character to earn experience in one Epic Destiny while another is active, for up to three hours per potion. NOTE: You need to have unlocked the appropriate Epic Destiny before you can gain experience in it.
Don’t search for this – it doesn’t work, whether you search for the entire thing, call, destiny, elixir, whatever. You have to go to character, epic destiny tools, and they will be listed under there
x10 – 1575 points
x5 – 875 points
x1 – 195 points
Offhand doublestrike now displays under doublestrike on character sheet
Known Issue: Epic Sharn Saga not able to be completed before a character is at least level 28. To be corrected as soon as possible.
Temp Closure: Cogs Saga NPCs – The Saga NPCs that grant and complete the Sagas available in the Cogs have been temporarily removed. The NPCs will return in a future patch. Existing Saga progress will be maintained.
Another hotfix (one was done on Wednesday, Thursday’s hotfix was postponed) is coming.
Don’t forget the last unicorn email and the story that goes with. Plus add the thanks to Z and our wolf from last time.
Other games
7DTD
I LOVE THIS GAME!
I’m building all the things!
Crafting! Really?
Tom Clancy Division 2
This is a great game!
Random supplies hanging from power lines, surprise loot boxes, smoking hot enemies. I found a Rembrandt painting in the park, just out in the open randomly.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels ran some epic reaper this week in a *gasp* pick up group! You always need to be aware of the LFM folks! The Damsels might need your help! Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, May 3rd at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 109th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Things are moving swimmingly in my static group.
The group leader came back and we all treated him like he was a boyfriend we had just had a big fight with and we were all being extra nice and listening actively. (Let’s see how long that lasts)
In the He-reem, I decided I needed a beholder clicky and so I took that group by the piercings and pulled them through Sane Asylum over and over again until I got what I wanted. (Have I told you how I learned to solve the puzzle?) Also, I have Sahba and Zazo to thank for teaching me the speed run method.
Still considering the otto’s box so I can play a human instead of a warforged.
The only time I will ever talk this openly about a Disney Movie.
Snow White
Explain this movie plot badly: Aging lady forgets for a minute that she’s super rich and screws up badly.
I do not care about Snow White in this movie. Snow White is an idiot who makes poor choices. I don’t care about her. In keeping with my tradition of siding with evil characters, I want to focus on the queen.
So this lady is a queen. With total control of lands and soldiers. So…she has money, authority, and an army apparently. Oh… and she knows magic. You know, just on the side.
But instead of being smart and diabolical she decides to listen to some creeper who lives in her mirror. And I’ll paraphrase this but he essentially says “you’re now the second hottest chick in the land now.”
So many thoughts….
Who cares? The queen is a QUEEN! She’s rich and she has her own castle. By all rights, she should be the most eligible lady for miles around. And here she is getting wrapped around the axle about a teenager who is so poor she can only afford one dress.
There is more to that story than is being told here. Even in the movie Heathers, the hierarchy was about being an alpha female and had nothing to do with hotness.
Point 1) Snow White is poor. Which means she has to work hard all day in the sun. In five years time, she will look like a used leather handbag and the Queen will still be rich and still look great because the sun hasn’t burned the collagen out of her skin.
Point 2) Snow White should not even be on the Queen’s radar. If she was really feeling violent, she should have attacked a neighboring kingdom. You don’t need to waste your time with peasants who end up marrying young and dying early.
Let’s think of better ways to kill Snow White than the idiotic plan that actually happened. The Queen magic’s herself into an old lady and force feeds Snow White an apple. This is a terrible plan. Why is the Queen doing her own dirty work? Why does the queen not have more self esteem, who hurt her? (Evil Queen?)
Here’s what the queen could do:
Nothing. Snow White doesn’t matter
Tax the crap out of her village/ family for fun and maybe throw someone she loves in debtor’s prison until she agrees to leave go live somewhere else.
Arrest all the dwarves for illegal mining activities and then Snow White will probably starve to death because she doesn’t have the stomach to kill and eat woodland creatures.
Don’t’ get me started on the Prince. He rode in alone. No servants, no nothing. That boy is poor and the Queen does not need to waste her time with a boy who wants to troll for underage girls in the village.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I have to be careful about what I call my Canadian static group members. They listened to the show and then said “I’m just a Canadian beta male, I can’t make decisions.”
Myth: The real difference in living in LA as opposed to anyplace else.
Sahba: Epic prove your worth, I can make it down the descent trap (spikes) in reaper on a character without evasion without dying!!! What class do you think she was???
Question(s) of the show – Least Favorite Questing Level
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Vangie is hanging in there. Honestly I thought Plastique did a better job (neither was all that great) so it’s looking a little like there is some favoritism going on here. Brooke Lynn Heights seems to be coming out of her shell. Nina sure is pessimistic. I hadn’t noticed before. I think Silky has finally realized that she can’t win acting like she9 does.
I tried to build helipad and I’m thinking of putting a garage beneath it to park Cadimere’s jeep. My underground lair is coming along and I think I’ll be ready to try and defend the maze again next hoard or the next after that. Unsure.
Crafting! Really?
Tom Clancy Division 2
My favorite thing said by Mythery this year: “Since lessah’s boy toy isn’t available, let’s play Division 2.”
Fallout 4
I have figured out crafting and upgrading settlements but I still don’t really know what’s going on and I’m almost out of bullets so I’m going to be forced to wander away and try to find missions.
Housekeeping!
I was thinking of making the podcast garden numbers match with the actual podcast number.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back into the mines this week to finish what they started. They didn’t get much loot and the dwarves are still in the mine along with some crazy dark elves and a few other strange things. I’d say we accomplished not doing much of anything at all. Yay? Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, April 19th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 108th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
The Last Unicorn
Explain this movie plot badly: Lonely rich kid get epicly cat-fished, doesn’t care.
The last unicorn is out looking for the other unicorns so she doesn’t have to carry that dubious title anymore.
She travels with a magician who flunked out of magic school and he ends up turning her into a human to hide her from King Leer, a unicorn thief, who took all the unicorns and forced Red Bull on them so they moved into the ocean and the king is using Unicorns as therapy for depression.
Initial thoughts. The therapy isn’t working. How long has he been hanging onto unicorns? Maybe it’s time for some self-assessment.
Prince Jeff Bridges. The second he sees the unicorn lady, he falls instantly in love. Then he starts bringing her gifts like the heads of monsters and stuff to impress her, he’s peeling potatoes in the kitchen so he shake the cook down for love advice. Finally, he writes a letter and then sings it to her. And the next thing you know, they are getting down, making out, etc. (I have so many questions regarding that. But let’s stay focussed on what’s important.)
When Prince Jeff Bridges finds out Unicorn lady isn’t’ a lady but a unicorn, it is one of the most beautifully awkward moments I have ever seen in an animated film. They are all walking together and the idiot wizard is just bringing the elephant into the room.
Prince just takes it on the chin and says “I love whom I love.” Meaning, he KNOWS she’s essentially a horse with a horn in a reverse human furry costume and he’s still swiping right on her.
I would argue that the Unicorn Lady is the one most at fault here. She was fully aware of her situation and she’s old as dirt and she still let Pure, sweet, innocent Prince Jeff Bridges kiss her.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I need to log in more and roll dice.
Myth: I am constantly learning how uninformed or just plain impossible people want to be. I want to help. I was looking for something on the internet and accidently found myself looking at a list of someone’s “pet peeves”. These are a few I think I can help with.
Drivers who won’t turn right on red. Not everyone who is in the right hand lane wants to go right. Sometimes they want to continue on straight. Other times there is traffic that you can’t see from your vantage point preventing them from turning right. Kick back with some smooth jazz and chill, maybe crank up the ac.
Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone. The customer in the store can clearly see why they are having to wait for a moment while the person on the phone has no idea why they are on hold or how long it will be.
Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy. Be glad these people are practising on a pet and not a baby.
People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there. Sidewalks are for pedestrians not bicycles!! Have you ever seen a bike lane up on the sidewalk?
When you’re eating candy and someone asks if they can have a red one. I don’t even know what to say to this but… Dude, the red ones are the best.
This person actually had a lot of things that bugged them and most of them sounded like valid annoyances but unless they stay home and away from people most of the time they must be a very peeved person.
I love playing our reaper babies!! I can’t say I love those quests so much and I can’t even tell you why. I disagree with the people who were complaining about there being too much open space with nothing in it. I rather like the open spaces. I like it when they fill them with fancy decor and such but I also liked the look of the places we were in the last couple of streams too. So it wasn’t that. I thought the last quest was fun, with all of the mirrors. Not so much the tar though. Now I know how Bach felt when he ended up down there in it. OUCH! I guess they are OK but I doubt I will think about going back in there unless I’m leveling someone again. I am very much looking forward to the time when we are back to doing epic quests with our babies but I guess we will have to stop calling them babies at that time. Reaper hotties? Shorties? Hmm…
Other games
7DTD
SO MANY THINGS TO SAY!
Disaster on Hoard night!
I built a maze and the zombie solved it by tearing it down.
I built a deck and am almost done with a really nice fence. Problem is, still got a lot of bunker to dig out!!!! Arghhhhhhhh Seems like every time I turn around it’s horde night. LOL
Tom Clancy Division 2
I really love this game. I love it as much as the first one even though I think some of the changes that were made seem more like someone was trying to justify their existence on the project rather than making an improvement. You know? Like, I’m busy, I’m busy, look what I did, it’s so great. And someone who was already too busy with something else, or was friends with or just trusted said person/persons group just went with it. So, I think some things are like lateral moves and some things are worse not better. Okay, rant over.
One of the new things is how the skills, perks, and mods are earned/work. Skills are earned by betting stars from completing story missions. Only certain story missions give stars. Perks and skill upgrades are obtained with shade tech. Shade tech caches can be found throughout the world and is also given as end rewards for missions. Mods can be crafted or purchased as a perk and only need to be obtained once. Once you have one kind you can use it as many times as you want in as many guns as you want at the same time. Strange but true.
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands
We need to schedule this in.
All things Mythery!
Mythery Says:
AM I EVER going to see you again?
Housekeeping!
Why we don’t add our pics to the stream
I have two or three big reasons I won’t do it.
I find it incredibly distracting to watch twitch streams with someone’s face who’s expression never changes and they are literally just sitting there.
Putting on make up and doing my hair at midnight…not high on my list of priorities.
I’ll bring the elephant into the room. I AM OLD. Guys don’t care who sees them but ladies are held to another standard, even now.
you females expect me to let you on my internets.
Look at me, I’m chivalrous. Step up, lose your innocence.
Get abused into bitterness and log off.
Think I’m getting piggy? Well, you’re swilling from the wrong trough.
Think I’ve gone soft? My masculinity towers!
I can sit and type shit like this for hours
without a hint of introspection or fatigue.
You can make a sandwich for me, otherwise breed
and incubate my seed. These are your two mainstays.
Suck it up, you’re internetting while having vajayjays.
(And that was your decision,to show up with those)
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels kidnapped an elf with great hair this week and used him as camouflage while they tried to search for missing dwarves in tunnels that are apparently lined with gems. Fun times were had by all but the dwarves are still in those tunnels. At least we tried! Thanks so much for listening!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, April 5th at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 107th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I am so happy this week! I can’t even imagine why.
I crashed guys night!
I have an idea!
I think the Damsels should be part of a DDO bingo game. If we mention your forum post, it counts as an X!
What we learned this week:
Lessah: If you mix whiskey with honey and a little lemon juice, it makes cough syrup. If you add a splash of water and some ice, it becomes a delightful cocktail!
Myth: Why we don’t add our pics to our stream. OK, I didn’t just learn this but this is a good time for out new friends to learn it.
Sahba: Syd loves having company.
Rumors, News, and Lies
Anniversary Code Week 6 – lordofcloaks
Falconry Universal Enhancement Tree now available in the DDO Store.
We started a new world and it was just me Mythery and Cadimere. Nothing much happened that day and I had to log off. The next day I get a message from Patrick and he says, “I am about to log in and I am an unclaimed man in the apocalypse.”
BOOM! I got yo boyfriend!
I proceed to log in and wander away with Patrick. We found a town and honeymoon began.
The good with the bad.
Patrick is a loot god. He get all the things, kills all the things. You level quickly but he expects a lot in return.
I would argue I am a better player because he has pushed me to be so. I can make motorcycles now, before anyone else, even Rent2pwn and Mythery and I decided to form a biker gang and go riding around last night. It felt good man.
I am also building a maze that I can’t wait to test on hoard night!
I found a place to put my new bunker!! Finally! I am sooo happy. 🙂 Vrooooommm Vroooommmm
Tom Clancy Division 2
Main story missions give 5 SHD and if we swap the leader and repeat we can earn again.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week Mythery and Sahba Jade replaced Lessah with a puppet named Mister Buttons. I’d say fun times were had by all, but I wasn’t even there! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and save as to download!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate! It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, March 9th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 106th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So you enjoyed your week off eh?
What we learned this week:
Lessah: Work has sucked up my whole life.
Myth: That the statement “you learn something new everyday” is not true.
Sahba: Paladins can’t swim.
Rumors, News, and Lies
Anniversary Code Week 3 – CLICKTHECENTER and DDOPlayers
LOVE THIS SHOW! I love that he went out of his way to throw his students a bone with college letters and then cut that karate teachers ponytail off. That was great.
Have you seen Good Girls? And MIRACLE WORKERS! TBS ON DEMAND. GO WATCH IT. NOW! AFTER THE SHOW. BUT RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW.
My favorite activity in this game besides digging holes is asking Rent, my neighbor, if he has any food or repair kits he can spare. I have food and I can probably make repair kits but Rent2Pwn expects a certain amount of cruelty and I don’t want to disappoint him.
Did you know zombie bears can jump really high?
Day 1 went very well.
Tom Clancy Division 2
::cough cough:: still waiting for Lessah to take some time off.
I am considering taking the 15th off for the launch of this game.
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands
I already miss playing this one. ::sigh:: I might have to sneak in there. <G>
I love Wildlands! I especially love it when I accidentally kill someone we are supposed to interrogate. 😛
Watch Dogs 2
I got this one as my free game for preordering the Division 2 and so far I am really enjoying it. It is very different from the others that we are playing.
Tick Tock a Tale for Two
Co-op puzzle game. I thought it was really good and a lot of fun! If you buy it from now through the 27th you can get a free key for a 2nd copy. Makes sense to me.
Subnautica Below Zero
They are adding things every day. I made a Sea Truck and nice base.
Playing with Mr Buttons________________________________________________________
Lessah had to work so it was a sad day in whoville but we managed to overcome by inviting our friend Taeranos aka Mr Buttons aka Torix (from fantasy grounds) to come fill in the hole in our hearts and the slot in our group. I have to say he did a wonderful job at it too! We completed, yes completed, 5 quests. We started in the Harbor with Grim and Barett, where we ran around in a hostel with a big ‘ole bear killing abashi and looking for the planer awl. Got it! Check. Then we popped up to the Portable Hole where a Tavern Brawl was going on. That kind of thing doesn’t happen very often up there but some devils had managed to bypass our security and open some portals in the place and were attacking some wizards when we arrived. The devils were with some guy named Fortis and they were looking for something called the Transfinite Compass. I don’t know if they found it or what. I’m not even sure it matters since we just killed them, did our bit of shopping, and left. After all of that running around we were a little hungry and thirsty so we went over to Ravenloft thinking we would wrapped things up with the Final Vintage and Fresh Baked Dreams. Even though we didn’t eat the people pies or drink the moldy wine we all got some juicy loot we could use. It was grrrreat! BUT THEN for some reason we had to wait until we ended the stream to do this. I think it was like how when you sort of shoo your guests out saying your stuffed from dinner and sooo tired and need to go to bed and then you put on your pj’s, grab a bowl of ice cream, and plop down in front of the TV. So Sahba changed into another character and we took off for the Hall of Heroes to check out White Plume Mountain. I love going there. It’s like and amusement park where you don’t have to pay to go on the rides! It was fun! Too bad you guys missed it, I don’t know what to say. Except, we were tired and we went straight to bed. White Plume Mountain? Na…not us. Thanks again Tae! 🙂
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back and did all the quests that they were recently unable to complete this week. Well… maybe not all the quests. We only have so much game time! Anyway, things turned out great unless count the fact that no one got any loot or leveled up or learned any valuable lessons. Success? Thanks so much for listening!
Sahba:Welcome to the Damsels of DDO Podcast. I’m Sahba Jade and I’m here with Lessah and Mythery. We are three lady gamers who like to talk about things that are important to us in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week, we had a do-over of all the quests that we weren’t able to finish recently. Was there loot? Not really, but I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. Thanks so much for listening!
Let’s talk quickly about our sponsor!
The Damsels of DDO is sponsored byGame Fly and Loot Crate!It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, March 9th at the crack of midnight Eastern time. This is our 106th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So we had a do-over and I still didn’t get any loot. 🙁
How hard can it be to get a Jibbers Blade? Really? How long has Sahba been looking for it?
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I learned that I control the DDO Servers because whenever I think I want to log on and play, everything is down.
Question(s) of the show – What did you do while DDO was down? I reformatted my hard drives and organized my games better on my drives.
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
RuPaul’s Drag Race!
This show gets better and better every season. Episode 1 I got to see my baby, Adore :)! Who are your favs, top 3 or 4, and how long do you think it will be before Vangie gets kicked off?
LOLS, What is Vangie…Vangie…Vangie…doing there?
Riverdale
You need to watch this sh.. It’s crazy!!
Really? Sell it to me. I stopped watching cause it was hard to keep up.
Sex Education
I’ve seen 2 so far and they were pretty funny. That poor kid.
His mom is played by Skully.
AP Bio
Started off with a bang!
LOVE THIS SHOW! I love that he went out of his way to throw his students a bone with college letters and then cut that karate teachers ponytail off. That was great.
Did you know there is a PLL sequel coming out?
A couple of new shows worth checking out, Fam (CBS) and Whisky Cavalier (ABC).
My favorite activity in this game besides digging holes is asking Rent, my neighbor, if he has any food or repair kits he can spare. I have food and I can probably make repair kits but Rent2Pwn expects a certain amount of cruelty and I don’t want to disappoint him.
Did you know zombie bears can jump really high?
I built a motorcycle in my single player game!
Tom Clancy Division 2
I played again and they did fix/add most of our complaints from the first time we played. So that’s good. My biggest issue is with the quartermaster and the skill tree but maybe that is something that will change in the future. It will be out next week and if we buy it through uplay before Friday we can get a free game with it.
I am considering taking the 15th off for the launch of this game.
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands
I really love playing this game. Why aren’t there more games where we get to just hop into random cars and helicopters and take them to get where we are going? Oh, and shoot people in the head if they don’t like it.
I love Wildlands! I especially love it when I accidentally kill someone we are supposed to interrogate. 😛
Subnautica Below Zero
They are adding things every day. I made a Sea Truck and nice base.
We finally got Lessah the shard for her full plate of the ringleader. OK, that’s a lie. But we did try and then we did the anniversary event and that was fun! Cordovan, Severlin, and Steelstar (and stringtable error) are all still there but this year we also have Lichabelle and ?? that really cool black kitty cat seal thingy. Then we went and kicked Jack Jibbers butt. He, in turn did not give us any presents. And finally we killed a big mean dragon who also managed to keep all the good stuff for himself. That’s okay, we got our revenge and it was sweet and chocolaty.
We are going to try it out and see how things go! Thank you Myth! Mythery, please post all the things!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
