The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Tonight we are going to be playing through our third episode of our 7 Days to Die POV series live. Holy smokes, we finished Far Cry 5, what a wild ride it was! We talk about that and the harsh mistress that is Ark Survival Evolved. Yes, we went there…repeatedly. Let’s just say the crazy bird ladies of ARK are back! We also talk a little about Valheim but you aren’t going to like what I have to say. Thanks so much for listening anyway!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Mo Power Electronics, “Watts in Your Outlet!”
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, February 14th. This is our 142nd show. We put shows out every 2 weeks, you can listen via iTunes, Our Website, DamselsofDDO.com or our home at Podcast Garden. (put us on the front page PCG!, you promised.)
Valentine’s Coelacanth can be caught for chibis, chocolates, candies
Mating can randomly drop chocolates and candies
Forum – I would have done this but the forums are too slow to look for topics – round and round and round goes the loading circle.
Questions of the show – What makes a good survival/crafting game? For you to start a new game, what do you need for it to be good, and continue after one or two play sessions?
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Remember the last show when I sang Mythery a rap about her?
Well… brace yourselves
Guild Wars 2 Champion’s Sacrifice and the Battle of Claw Island
We went to the Hylek village (Hylek are giant frogs) and talked to Archen Foreland. The Hylek were distraught, Ikniu’s brother was missing. So we went to look for him and we found out that the Hylek champions had been turned into corrupted monsters. We had to deliver that terrible news and then of course we had to go put them down. In doing that we had to fight Sabiti and bring back his head as proof. We argued about who was going to carry the head. I forget who carried it but it wasn’t me.
Then we went to Claw Island and there was a huge battle. It was terrible and had to light those lights (I forget what they are called but they mean HELP) and the main dude was very much against doing that since they had not been lit in like a billion years and he was going to be embarrassed but we did it anyway. There were so many undead and undead ships (so creepy) but in the end we won. Just barely.
Our two weeks in gaming
7Days to Die
New Series!
Stick around and you can see either Mythery’s POV or mine, I think we will both be streaming.
Far Cry 5
So we finished. Spoiler warning.
It did not end like we wanted.
Make sure you choose both endings.
Walk away, see extra scene. Then go back, cause it gets real… really real.
EXTREME Spoiler warning!
So Joseph has access to at least one nuclear warhead. He sets it off. You and Montana are proper fucked. Even if you escape the blast, you are still going to die of cancer much sooner than you’d like.
How angry is Canada going to be because we caused a Chernobyl situation?
Far Cry New Dawn
I got through the first scenario but…
We need to talk about Radiation and Fallout and Nuclear Winter
GW2 – I played GW2 Mythery because Sahba was a leveling fool!
We did Mythery’s level 50 Story
The Low level Area is more dangerous than the high one.
ARK Survival Evolved, Ragnorak Map
We did a thing and started a new server. LOVING IT
A few words about how wonderful Ping Perfect has been to us!
There is a new bird with a saddle that has a rocket in it.
Valheim
Uhhhhhhhhh. It’s like Eco kind of the way it looks. It’s clunky.
Scrap Mechanic
Still playing 🙂
Housekeeping!
YouTube episode late but that’s what you get when you don’t subscribe.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Tonight we are going to be playing Guild Wars 2. Stick around after the cast! We played a lot of games this time and we will talk about a lot of them. DDO, Horizon Zero Dawn, Scrap Mechanic, Far Cry 5, 7 Days to Die, Guild Wars 2, and who knows what else! Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Lessah and Mythery’s characters from Far Cry 5. That’s right, they have grown so rich that they can now afford everything! How many Prepper Stashes are too many, you ask? The answer is simple. All your Stashes are belong to me!
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, January 31st. This is our 141st show.
Lessah Says: Sahba is so rich with books now that she uses them to light the fire in her burning pick axe. You need to give up those stone arrows now that you have all that iron. Nice progress!
Myth: If you do Clutch Nixon Challenges with a partner they have two challenges. 1. You must maintain the appropriate game permitted distance from your partner and 2. The actual challenge. BUT only one of you has to actually complete the challenge for both to get credit. I also learned that Cissly Tyson lived to be 96!
Sahba: I learned how to use controllers in Scrap Mechanic. So cool.
Cordovan: We do have plans to offer different challenges in Snowpeaks, and we’ve thought already about what a more skill-based version of the slide might look like, and what its reward structure might be. We’ll see what ends up happening in the future, but the first year version of Snowpeaks should be considered the easy anyone-can-do-it version of the event.
Questions of the show – What’s your favorite game world at the moment? Where do you love escaping to, to get away from the real world?
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist is back on!
The Expanse is pretty good. I am on episode 1 of season 2 now.
Remember the last show when I sang Mythery a rap about her?
Well… brace yourselves
Scrap Mechanic
So, we played and we got our butts kicked repeatedly. This was our 2nd day in this world and we haven’t actually crafted anything. Unless you count feeding cows corn so that they pop out milk for us to drink so we don’t starve to death. We did plant a couple of gardens but one is quite some distance from where we have decided to stay so gathering food from there is inconvenient for now, making recovering from dying so that one can go and grab one’s backpack slightly more difficult than it should be. I think we were ill prepared for the section of the map we had decided to attack (no guns, no food, no buffs, no shielding, no anything) and therefore were pounded ….no not true. We were one shot many times until we managed to take them out, which of course we ultimately did so we could retrieve our belongings. The beginning and end of Scrap Mechanic. I’m still having fun there and plan to give it more chances but alas not all games are for everyone. Sahba and I have a 2 person game going that we plan to continue but Lessah is not so enamored with this game and that’s OK. Anyway, you never know, it’s in early access and if things change and she wants to give it another go I’ll allow it.
Our two weeks in gaming
7Days to Die
Server
Lessah raided a bunker with my drunk co-worker.
Mythery made shotgun turrets for horde, horde night is ready!
Questions for Sahba Jade
It’s day 4 in Very Vanilla, you have no home, no roof, no gun. What is your horde plan?
Modded is academic, easier.
Far Cry 5
We met Jacob (ONLY YOU)
No spoilers but it’s a bit of a psychological thriller situation. I really enjoyed him at the end because he brainwashed me to do so.
Also, Joseph got upset when we defeated Faith and John, but he cried over Jacob. He loved him.
I bought a boat paddle because I’m so rich and I love whacking people with it.
Let’s say a few words about Hurk.
Very funny NPC that you should hire ASAP in Jacob’s area.
Daddy issues. His dad is running for Senate in Montana.
Can fly a helicopter, might not bring it back.
GW2 – playing this tonight!!!
I played GW2 with Sahba!
Got all the XP’s on Asuras, ready to go on to level 40 story.
Some guy thinks we are adorable.
After that, we can probably head straight into the level 50 story whenever we want.
Horizon Zero Dawn
Myth – Chasing Racoons.
Scrap Mechanic
It’s cool. I like the cows.
Housekeeping!
YouTube episode late but that’s what you get when you don’t subscribe.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Tonight we are going to be playing Scrap Mechanic. Stick around after the cast! We played a ton of games this time around and we will talk about a lot of them. Among others, DDO, GTFO, Phasmophobia, Scrap Mechanic, Far Cry 5, 7 Days to Die, Among Us, Quantum Break, and who knows what else! Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Smudge Sticks! Need to mark the area where you think a ghost might be? The Smudge stick has got your back. Lighter and instructions for use not included, limited availability. Order now.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, January 17th. This is our 140th show.
Fred Fierce thinks Lessah has hacked my computer and is causing all the havoc – Lessah admits to it, saying it’s payback for all the spy drones I sent to her house :).
Lessah is agog at all the loot in the modded game.
Mythery and Lessah learn to park on a buffalo (Far Cry 5)
Fred Fierce asks “So is a Buffalo a sort of civilian?”
What we learned:
Lessah: Mythery is Drac’s sugah mama.
Myth: I am Drac’s sugar mama?
Sahba: I also learned Myth is Drac’s sugar mama (I’m from the North, so I say sugar <G>). No, seriously, I learned so many things but I guess the best is that my range of game enjoyment is vast.
Rumors, News, and Lies
Ever, Jane – Jane Austen’s MMO for socialites shuts down! Let me read this to you because I’ve never heard about this MMO and it’s shutting down. This info may surprise you.
Drac and Sahba did four quests in the High Road and tried out the downhill in the winter festival.
Far Cry 5
I played with Tae and Myth and I went deeper into Jacob’s territory?
I play with everyone! Lessah, Tae, and Patrick. Soon Drac :).
GW2
Lessah’s Norn’s storyline
This is all about pride and prowess. Either you can fight like a Norn or maybe you should have stayed in the tavern/ ice cave. I love that my character has a nemesis she hates just because he’s an arrogant ass.
I liked cheering Lessah on as she did her challenges.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. We played Guild Wars 2 and the Winter Event was really cool. Also, the quests were looooong. Mythery will tell you all about it in this week’s show. We got some new games and we are going to set some (attainable?) goals! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the episode! Sorry, I can’t seem to embed them anymore 🙁
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Bliss. Should it be legal? We think Hope County Montana has the answer to that. Is that a bear?? Oh no, sorry it’s only Tae.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, January 3rd. This is our 139th show.
Lessah Commented “I like how you don’t waste any pockets of time. You woke up all the zombies and then didn’t bother turning around to face them until you harvested the metal. GJ!”
Spoiler alert, the next two episodes are pretty intense, don’t miss them!
Beethoven Dalmao – You will need a real gun for the next horde.
Comments on Videos?
7 Days to Die Very Vanilla Episode 5, Best Laid Plans
Rand T 1 week ago – YAY! At about 1:40 you missed a field with a few potatoes! Supply Drops: Shortly after you hear the plane – is when the supplies are dropped – so if you see the plane – then you can gauge where the drop is. In the video it’s about 2 ticks east of the directly south marker. Distance is hard to gauge though. OH! Another thing is – when you get close to the supply drop – it will appear in the map! So says CAD!
What we learned:
Lessah: A bunch of my favorite games were on sale stupid cheap.
Far Cry 5, for 11$
7 Days to Die for 8$
I also picked up Close to the Sun and Quantum Break on sale. My wishlist is about empty
Myth: I want too many things <g>
Sahba: My friends are druggies!
Rumors, News, and Lies
None for the end of the year so we can move onto the questions of the show!
Questions of the show – What did you accomplish in gaming in the last year and what would you like to accomplish in the next year?
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Bridgerton. -This is what would happen if Jane Austin wrote Game of Thrones.
Cobra Kai is back! Season 3 YASS!
Guild Wars 2
Winter Festival…kinda. Holy crap! It’s the eternal quest of all eternity. I thought we were saving the toys and then I thought we were saving the toy princess and then she turned out to be a little bitch but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even matter because this quest NEVER ENDS!!! Dolls dolls dolls! Time to paint the dolls, the dolls are running. See the dolls run. Run dolls run. The dolls run fast. Very fast. Wait! The last doll is hiding and not running. She is standing verwy still. ARGH!!! RUN! RUN, now you must run very fast!! Run fast run!!
Our two weeks in gaming
7Days to Die
Server
I made Horde night and it was very exciting. I wish it had gone better but sometimes zombies explode.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Will we ever level beyond 40 in Guild Wars 2? Only Sahba Jade has the answer to that. Will we ever get tired of 7 Days to Die? Sure we will but Ark Survival Evolved is always waiting in the wings. Let’s get into all the game news we care about for all the games we are into right now! Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Damsels Game! That’s right! We want you to stop what you’re doing and subscribe to our, yes our, the Damsels have made it official, after seven years of engagement, we are now married…to a YouTube channel. Our Podcasts will be posted from here on in as well.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, December 20th. This is our 138th show.
Jibber Jabber Time!
Did we get any Email this week? – not this week
New Vids out:
Damsels Podcast Episode 137 on our YouTube Channel.
Sahba Jade does science in her Vanilla Vs Modded Series…es.
I put out a new episode of my Very Vanilla 7 Days to Die Series every Saturday at 6am.
Comments on Videos?
7 Days to Die Very Vanilla Episode 3, Zombie Dog Christmas (Where Lessah is irritated beyond her own imagining)
WaltsWorker (1 wk ago) – These need to be a bit longer! Definitely need to loot!
7 Days Very Vanilla, Episode 4, Day Labor – 3 comments
Draculetta (1 wk ago) – That banjo music though
Lessah – shhh, it’s working music
Devolvedmutant (4 da ago) – CD approves 0:16 = Lessah needs wood. 😛 (Yeah, sometimes CD fails his self-editing saving throw)
Lessah – lols
Rand T (6 da ago) – So Sahba gets only 6 seconds?!?
Lessah – Sahba has her own series. Go see for yourself! 😊
What we learned:
Lessah: I took the covid vaccine. Waiting for my third eye to activate now.
Myth: A buggy is a really fast little car and not a granny cart.
Sahba: Myth prefers her whoopie pies deconstructed 🙂
The season of Festivult is now underway with Copper, Silver, and Gold coins now appearing in chests. Here’s the current schedule:
Festivult coins being to appear – Dec 3
Jester of Festivult arrives – Dec 9
Festivult Coins stop appearing – Jan 6
Jester of Festivult leaves – Jan 13 (his last day available)
Risia Ice Games and Midwinter Festival
Now through the morning of Jan 6
Early next year, DDO will debut a new winter event! This will be the last chance to take part in the Risia Ice Games and Midwinter Festival as a regular seasonal event, although they may return in some capacity in the future.
The rewards from the current event will be brought into the new event, minus the recipes and related crafting ingredients, which will no longer be used.
More info later, but use up those recipes and ingredients!!!
Bells are ringing, snowballs are flying, and Toymaster Tixx’s fantastic golem-shaped airship hovers over the city of Divinity’s Reach. Celebrate the traditional Tyrian holiday of Wintersday through January 7th.
The Wondrous Workshop – Rebellious toys and sneaky skritt are threatening the workflow inside Tixx’s Infinirarium. Bring your friends along on a trip to the workshop and put an end to the chaos.
Wintersday Fun – Leap from snowflake to snowflake in the Winter Wonderland jumping puzzle, join the Bell Choir to ring in the season, use strategy to defend gift-bearing dolyaks in Toypocalyse, and defend – or steal – presents from a rival team in Snowball Mayhem.
The Secret Lair of the Snowmen – Descend into the icy heart of these usually jolly folks’ domain in this special Wintersday strike mission. Join the public version or gather a squad of your friends.
Toys and Treasures – Earn a sleigh load of rewards by participating in the festivities, spreading cheer, opening Wintersday Gifts, and giving presents to orphans in Divinity’s Reach.
Question of the show – Since this is our last episode of 2020, what is your game of the year for 2020? Only one.
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Guild Wars 2
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We were introduced to the three Orders and made aware of the true threat of the Elder Dragons. I was persuaded to permanently join an order to aid in the fight against the dragons. I joined the Durmand Priory.
We worked with the orders to rescue a researcher who has discovered that the dragons consume magic, whose research is being covered up by the Arcane Eye.
Durmand Priory: The scholars of the Priory believe the dragon can be defeated using ancient knowledge of past victories.
We are playing GW2 tonight!
Our two weeks in gaming
7Days to Die
New Mod is sick with vehicles! LOVING IT!
I have made horde night to remember and I hope to twitch it. The Spire Defense craziness 2.0, I hope to twitch. We can’t forget the auto turrets this time.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Today we are talking about games we have on our Wish List for Christmas and beyond. It’s a little odd that all our lists show NO GAMES in common. Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by Oh Shitz Drops. Are you afraid of heights? Well, these babies are for you. Available in most vending machines around Navezgane. These sweet little candies have a purpose. Fall Damage? Not today, Tall Building. I popped my drops! I’ll be taking 100% of nothing for the next five minutes.
Pop your drops and be prepared for those Oh Shitz Moments.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, December 6th. This is our 137th show.
Jibber Jabber Time!
Did we get any Email this week?
I haven’t seen any emails but we do have comments to a couple of old videos
Highlight: Long Live the Lich
Subnautica Cyclops Build Fail
Brace yourselves. I’m going to talk about my Very Vanilla Series on my? Our? youTube Channel.
If you haven’t watched my series, you can get caught up easily. Only three episodes are out, so go watch! Episodes are already uploaded and scheduled for release through the end of the year.
Speaking of the Very Vanilla Series, there have been comments 🙂
Questions:
Is it still vanilla if it’s not all default settings?
I can never find supply drops.
When I die, I drop EVERYTHING. When you have nothing, that is significant.
How many Episodes is a Season?
What do you think of a Vanilla ARK Ark Series for Summer 2021?
What we learned:
Lessah: I learned that I can’t drive ATVs in any game.
Myth: Every woman within the sound of my voice needs to hear this! They have clinics where you can take your mate so he can experience the pain of childbirth for a solid 10 minutes.
Sahba: ….
Rumors, News, and Lies
DDO
Enad Global 7 acquires Daybreak (publisher of DDO and LOTRO)
Daybreak runs
H1Z1
Everquest 1 and 2
Planetside 2
DC Universe Online
No immediate response from EG7 whether acquisition would result in layoffs to Daybreak employees
In August, Daybreak acquired Cold Iron Studios, which is working on a game using the Alien IP (Intellectual Property)
According to an EG7 presentation (with Daybreak source info), DDO had 22K monthly memberships and 46K monthly active users, as of 30 Sep 2020.
In comparison:
Everquest 1 – 66K, 82K
Everquest 2 – 21K, 29K
LOTRO – 41K , 108K
DC Universe – 40K, 419K
Planetside 2 – 25K, 198K
According to the same presentation, DDO generated the highest average revenue per paying user (ARPPU) at $65.2
In comparison
Everquest 1 – $37.5
Everquest 2 – $52.3
LOTRO – $51.9
DC Universe – $47.5
PLanetside 2 – $35.7
Some interesting news floating around about this news
The Ancient Gaming Noob says: “… So having Daybreak purchased by a small public company … Yesterday’s press release about the acquisition gave use some fresh information and confirmed things we suspected, like the fact that Daybreak owned Standing Stone Games.”
Question of the show? Not really but – Should you buy Baldur’s Gate Early Access???
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Rant – Game Sparks on 7DTD
Games to Put on Your Wish List
List all the games that you want Santa to bring you because you were soooo good all year!
Mythery:
Sahba Jade:
Horizon Zero Dawn Complete Edition
Baldur’s Gate 3
Crusader Kings III
Death Stranding
Lessah:
Quantum Break
Close to the Sun
Grounded
Sea of Theives
Our two weeks in gaming
7Days to Die
New Mod is sick with vehicles! LOVING IT!
Valley of the Rag Dolls (working title)
I transformed an abandoned trader into my new base.
GW2
I log in and get my daily gift :).
Raft
Didn’t play
Far Cry 5
All the things
We were away for 2 weeks and forgot how to play.
Medieval Dynasty
It’s still winter.
Housekeeping!
The Art Department has doubled!
My Son is now on the Damsels Game Art Team.
Mythery! I need to create a YouTube Channel that is exclusive to Damsels Content. A place where I can post Podcasts and our game highlights, etc etc. Halp Meh.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. It’s Thanksgiving Week and we might take a moment to give thanks to all the games that have helped us escape reality for a few precious moments during this awful pandemic. Seriously, our sanity has been salvaged. Well minus Mythery who wasn’t sane to start with. But she is intact at her baseline! Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Damsels Game! That’s right and this is not a joke ad. I want you to consider 2 things right here right now.
First. Subscribe to our Podcast. You can get a podcast app on your mobile device and listen in the car on your way to…. Quarantine. Listen at your job… which if it’s at your home is easier. Links are in every single description in the show notes on our website: Damselsofddo.com. I’m seriously considering putting the show back up on youtube.
Speaking of that, go Subscribe to my Youtube Channel so you can watch the Highlights that get published from our gameplay. One day I might talk Sahba into forging her own youtube videos and playlist. That day, I will be unhorsed as the main video maker/ editor but until that day, let’s all pretend I know what I’m doing and go watch our highlights!
The Damsels Recorded Live on Saturday, November 21st. This is our 136th show.
Jibber Jabber Time!
Did we get any Email this week? yes!
. I’ll bring the elephant into the room because we have yet to really talk about it on our podcast.
How many people do you personally know who have had Covid?
Does anyone else feel a bit exhausted? Like you can’t do anything else to “stop the spread”. My City got an Emergency alert about the rapid spread and I was like… what else am I supposed to do?
What we learned:
Lessah: I learned that Oreos are going to have a Gluten Free option in January.
Myth: We did accidental science!
Sahba: The telescope at Arecibo will be dismantled.
You’ll have a fine feathered friend to help you traverse the harshest Tyrian landscapes! This enormous bird is an eye-catching delight with colorful feather tips and a subtle crest.
The Roadrunner Raptor Skin can be purchased individually or found as an uncommon drop inside Black Lion Chests.
We are wandering from island to island, collecting dirt. Myth is building the house. I farm, fish, and cook. And take care of the animals.
Far Cry 5
All the things
Mythery is a fangirl of a drug dealer in Far Cry 5
Medieval Dynasty
I built a house! No, I built a village but have no villagers so I just move from house to house :). And I can’t hunt. OK, now I can hunt since I’ve played a bit more. I’ve hunted deer, fox, boar (they hunt me, actually), fox, and bear. Now it’s winter.
Housekeeping!
The show is going great, if only we had our new artwork… speaking or artwork. You can have the Damsels artwork as part of your desktop background if you like! Posted with our last show are downloads for 1920×1080 original artwork.
The new show is up. That’s what I get for not doing it immediately on my first day off.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. Tonight is all about 7 Days to Die and Valmod. Different from the vanilla game, the modding community in 7 Days is really amazing. We also talk about Far Cry 5, Guild Wars 2, and Dungeons and Dragons Online. Thanks so much for listening!
(Click below for the show until I learn how to embed things again in this new version of Word Press 😛 )
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by the Makers of Blunderbuss and Blunderbuss ammo. Arguably the most underrated weapon in Navezgane, this thing…whatever it is…will announce your presence with authority. It fires at a rate of 1. That’s it… it just fires the one and then you have to hope you got em while you reload. But the results, folks, the results speak for themselves. The Blunderbuss. Use it! You might not die!
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Saturday, November 8th. This is our 135th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Did we get any Email this week?
Yes – Drac let us know that unicorns in D&D Do have beards
We would like to formally apologize to all Unicorns whose feelings might have been hurt in the making fun of unicorn beards.
This section of the show is dedicated to Mythery and the hell she went through!
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What we learned:
Lessah: I have lost the majority of my fear in 7 Days.
Now let’s all learn something right here right now…
1813
Myth: When your computer breaks it can be a good thing.
Sahba: Books have worms! And I can no longer watch The Mandalorian :(.
Rumors, News, and Lies
Gaming community doing Extra Life this weekend – raising money for Children’s Miracle Network. ArenaNet (GW2), Studio Wildcard (Ark Survival), GameInformer, Jerry Snook (in 30th place as of 9:30pm!!!! With $20,132).
The Icebrood Saga: Champions – a multi-chapter Living World finale featuring new story, repeatable gameplay content, rewards, achievements, and masteries.
Icebrood Saga Champions Release Roadmap
Nov 17 – Chapter 1: Truce (Trailer for Chapter 1 here)
Jan 2021 – Chapter 2: Power
Mar 2021 – Chapter 3: Balance
May 2021 – Chapter 4: Judgment
In the between months, there will be festivals
Dec – Wintersday
Feb 2021 – Lunar New Year
Apr 2021 – Super Adventure Festival
Subnautica
New story – Relics of the Past – now available
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
The Mandalorian Season 2!!!
Among Us
We had the smallest group possible, 4, so it wasn’t too tough to catch the murderer BUT we died from sabotage several times. Sahba is evil and very sneaky!!! I however, am a terrible liar. This game is fun but I think the more people the more fun.
Valmod is our favorite system because it’s specifically balanced if you have a party. One person can specialize in hunting, another in mechanics, another in engineering. It makes the vanilla game seem very slow to me. Other mods we like… bigger backpack.
We tried War of the Walkers once but I wasn’t really as into it. I didn’t hate the one where you can pick up stray companions but the one we got snored so loudly and she was really just a souped up villager.
Other games
Raft?
We played on Tuesday, so we could peacefully drift on the ocean while others were stressing over something going on in the US.
Far Cry 5
We finally got to group up and we didn’t know what to do.
Ghost Recon, Breakpoint
Message for Fierce Fred
Don’t Shoot the Civilians!
Outlaws isn’t dead?
I joined an RP server
Housekeeping!
Hubs is working all weekend so he has made zero progress in the new art.
The new show is up. That’s what I get for not doing it immediately on my first day off.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. That is when we get to play them. That Skinner Box is a heck of a thing. We tried out Don’t Starve Together because it was on sale super cheap. And today, we are teaching Sahba Jade new tricks by making her play Among Us. She’s so Sus. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, October 24th. This is our 134th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Did we check the Damsels Email this week?
Far Cry 5 this week.
Bookworm Errors are ruining my game!
Other Ubisoft titles just don’t have the same appeal as FC5
FC4, on an island, meh
Breakpoint (all ghost recon), same thing. A faraway place that I can’t connect to.
Tom Clancy Division 1 & 2 are both in places that are closer to home so I connect with the story better. FC5 in rural Hope County Montana is a perfect place because it’s isolated enough to have a contained cultist uprising.
internet 🙂
What we learned:
Lessah: The Internet sucks. I want my redneck cultists back 🙁 I AM ADDICTED. But it’s a good pain.
Confession
Myth: All I learned is how hooked I am on Far Cry 5. I’m 3 and someone stole my lollipop!
Sahba: We’re going to play “Don’t Starve Together Return of Them”
Rumors, News, and Lies
DDO
Fables of the Feywild
Von 6 not completable
Night Revels – through Nov 3
GW 2
Did you know GW2 had bat wings???
What’s your favorite GW2 event and why?
Lunar New Year (4%, 2 votes)
Super adventure (11%, 5 votes)
Dragon bash (4%, 2 votes)
Festival of the Four Winds (17%, 8 votes)
Halloween (28%, 13 votes)
Wintersday (33%, 15 votes)
Outlaws of the Old West
Oct 15 – Server Notice – “Howdy Outlaws! Due to technical issues, it is necessary that we wipe the servers in order to properly address the problems they were causing. All Official servers are set to wipe on 10/28 at 7:00PM PST. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. Wandering Wizard Team
Computer Tech Talk
Oculus Integrated
Half of gamers are on PC
Bandwidth during lockdown
Question of the day – stealth mode engaged
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Utopia (Are you kidding me?)
Worthless violence for violence sake. Why would ANYONE listen to her after Jessica shot that girl? It would be like our game group meeting up IRL and someone kills Rent. I would murder that B#$% as soon as her back was turned.
The Mandalorian Season 2 available Oct 30th.
7 Days to Die
We did a “it’s horde night and it’s no big deal so whatever, lets do this so we can move on to more important things” horde night. More important things you say??? What could be more important than a bloody zombie infested night of killing?? Well, I’ll tell you. Lessah had a LOT of house painting to do and not only does she have to paint the house she has to make the paint! I am up to my earballs in wiring, lighting, turret projects, and then there is the enormous remodel of the patio and rec room (I honestly don’t know what Sahba is doing right now) and this is just stuff on the group server. In our Damsel game we are homeless and desperately going from trader to trader which seem to get farther and farther apart so we can finish our class quests. So I ask, who has time for horde nights??
Other games
Ghost Recon Breakpoint
Worthy opponents. The problem is… I don’t feel like I have ##### it.
Shoot Em up fest aka, thinly veiled guy porn.
The UI is crowded looking and not super intuitive. The things they changed from other games I don’t think should have been changed.
Among Us
Very fun/ fast-paced werewolf/ mafia type game, can play on phone or PC
App is free, most of my friends and family are already playing.
Don’t Starve Together
Hard game is hard. Death is so real.
Visuals are stifling. I’m not sure I understand this game yet but I think it’s worth trying out.
7dtd
Hoard night on the roof!
We raided a Shot Messiah Headquarters with Sahba Jade.
Housekeeping!
The new artwork is coming along slowly. You can’t rush these things.
Show went up a bit late this past week because Podcast Garden had a website issue.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. It’s time to confess your sins! Only the Seeds can save us. We aren’t sure how but things really went down this time in Far Cry 5. Always remember, have a plan to separate the bull from his mountain oysters. Guild Wars 2 is a trek through fantasy content that is engaging and fun as well with our baby Asuras.
Here is the show! Just left click and it will open in a new window.
This week, the Damsels Game is sponsored by The Spread Eagle. Need a nice, quiet… unreasonably dark place to have lunch or dinner? Well, the Spread Eagle is for you. Ladies do drink free at some point. We aren’t sure when that is because we weren’t able to access the VIP area. But do stop by just be careful your car doesn’t get stolen.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, October 10th. This is our 133rd show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Did we check the Damsels Email this week?
Far Cry 5 this week.
It was all so innocent…hunting cougars and deer.
Then it all went horribly wrong.
We stumbled into the main storyline and the Seeds tried to drown us, we got saved by a preacher.
Then when we were trying to do smaller missions, we stumbled into the main storyline and got captured AGAIN.
We got Drugged. And then Drug away. We were double drugged.
Mythery
Is a twitcher now.
Really fun twitch-game stuff that rewards you. (Prepper stash)
The best thing that happened this week was the Testy Festy.
Montana pics:
internet 🙂
What we learned:
Lessah: If Mythery isn’t feeling well, she powers down like a PC.
Myth: I can’t fly a plane in Far Cry 5
Sahba: I can’t access the Damsels’ email.
Rumors, News, and Lies
DDO
1) Update 47 – Monday, October 12th –Click here for the Release Notes.
The Boys season 2 finale was AMAZING. Watch everything.
Stop what you are doing and watch Cobra Kai on Netflix. Season 3 has already been filmed.
The Mandalorian Season 2 available Oct 30th.
Utopia – season 1
Guild Wars 2 The Life of an Asura
We went to a funeral. It was long and super wordy. Also, the guy wasn’t dead. He had been kidnapped so we went to rescue him. We did yay!
Other games
Guild Wars 2, Goals: Get Sahba Jade into a world boss event.
Among Us
Very fun/ fast-paced werewolf/ mafia type game, can play on phone or PC
App is free, most of my friends and family are already playing.
Minecraft
7dtd
Hoard night on the roof!
We found a Shotgun Messiah Headquarters that we want to raid with Sahba Jade.
Housekeeping!
Website is looking good! The new artwork is coming along. I’m really happy with the initial drawings that came out of the “Art Department”. (They work pro-bono)
If you went to the website to listen to ep 131 of the podcast, it wasn’t there. I don’t remember screwing that up but… the QA/QC department caught it. I listed it with the episode 132 post.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. We played Dungeons and Dragons Online after a brief hiatus of moving and setting up new gaming rigs. Today we are gearing up to play Guild Wars 2 but we also dove deep into Far Cry 5 and (of course) 7 Days to Die. ! Thanks so much for listening!
Here is the episode, just left click and play or right-click and “save as” to download. Thanks so much for listening!
Stop what you are doing and watch Cobra Kai on Netflix. Season 3 has already been filmed.
Guild Wars 2 The Life of an Asura
My girl, Mythbehave, is a recent graduate of the College of Synergistics. The members of this college study magical metaphysics, cybernetic systems, and the theory of abstract structures. Sounds fancy doesn’t it? What it boils down to really, is a focus on the study of patterns and mystical complexities over the development of concrete applications BUT seems to provide the foundation for a more coherent and profound understanding of the Eternal Alchemy, the unifying system of the cosmos.
Sahba and Gemalin (Lessah) are graduates of the College of Dynamics. The members of this college are typically enthusiastic about their highly experimental work, spontaneously imagining potential solutions to problems no one else yet perceives. They are known for devising ingenious, highly unstable and equally unpredictable contrivances, always on the bleeding edge of asura high magitechnology. Members of the college believe that an experiment is only a failure if nothing is learned from it.They are known to have an acute interest in charr technology.
As my final, I invented a teleportation device and it seems like as soon as word got around about it that everyone and their momma tried to steal it from me and claim it as their own. They all wanted the Snaff Prize. During the contest when I was showing the operation to the judges a Tejo’s krewe interrupted the proceedings and tried to take it by force but in the middle of the fight Councillor Flax announced it the winner as part of Valkk’s krewe (my krewe). Tejo screamed that it was his and he wouldn’t stand for that decision and then took off with the translocator.
Other games
Minecraft
7dtd
Story Time! We went to a coffee shop in 7 Days to Die. Menu Read!
Housekeeping!
Making loads of changes! All in good time but we are reformatting the show so we can talk about whatever we are currently interested in.
The Damsels are three lady gamers who like to play games and then talk about them. We are still trying to break into the Vault of Night in Dungeons and Dragons Online. Things went well on that front but the future is unclear. Dragons should not be guarding anything that doesn’t belong to them so good luck making a withdrawal from the bank. We also played Outlaws of the Old West, an early access survival crafting game, and we talked Sahba into trying out Guild Wars2. Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels sponsor has a correction to their advertisement for a free toaster:
The Kundarak Bank has amended its offer of a free toaster following customer complaints.
Apparently, when asked, Fred replied back with “Please include 75$ for shipping and handling.” They apologize to the one person who asked for a free toaster. Still… Send an in-game mail to “FierceFred” and ask, “Hey man, Where is my totally free, no conditions apply, toaster?”
It’s all about the language.
Intro:
The Damsels Recorded Live on Sunday, Aug 16th. This is our 130th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So many things to speak about.
I’ll bring the elephant into the room
DDO Hardcore? Worth it?
What we learned:
Lessah: I am still good at my job.
Myth: I have learned how much I need a very large, high jumping bunny in my life! Love love love him.
Sahba: I need to expand my Rumors, News, and Lies section to other games 🙂
Huge jewels of fortune crumbling trade to Courtney d’cannith in crafting hall for two greater treasure hunter’s elixirs – treasure dice rolls increased by 15 for six hours.
Sorry other games, but for the time being this is what takes up space in my head. I dream about this game. When I sleep I have dreamed about it, when I daydream I think about it, and then I actually think about it on purpose. SO, this is going to be the beginning in a series of stories I will be telling about our adventures as Asuras in the Guild Wars world. It will be fun, I promise. First let me talk a little about the world in general. There are five playable races and each begin in their own country/land of origin. BTW the world is a continent called Tyria and it is huge!
There are humans of course and were once the dominant species but they have lost their homeland and mainly live in Kryta. As you travel the continent you can see their once magnificent kingdoms lying in ruins.
There are the Charr, who are a race of large, savage, feline creatures. War defines them and victory is all that matters. They are raised to be warriors from birth (but boy are they cute!) and have no gods. Their main hangout is the Crucible of Eternity.
Norn are a race of towering hunters and when I say towering, the average Norn is 9 feet tall. They hail from the snow covered Far Shiverpeaks but have been forced to relocate to central Shiverpeaks. The Great Lodge of Hoelbrak is a nice place to visit. Good parties.
The Sylvari are from the Grove and they aren’t born there, they awaken. They awaken beneath the Pale Tree with knowledge they have gathered from their pre-life Dream. They are a noble race and seek adventure and travel. They are the newest race in Tyria and they are about the same size as humans but have leaves where hair would be.
Asura are a race of artisans who secretly lived below ground until they were forced out by the Great Destroyer (GW1). They quickly adapted to surface life and are one of the most powerful races in Tyria. They are considered alchemagical inventors and intellectual giants. They are typical between 2’10” and 3’11” tall, slender, with head, hands, and feet in a bit exaggerated dimensions. Highly articulate ears and large eyes that come in a variety of colors. We won’t talk about the shark like teeth. Rata Sum is an interesting and amazing place and also their home.
We are playing three Asura who plan to go out and get into plenty of trouble. Sahba is an engineer, jack of all trades and eventually master of many. She is currently healing us with a healing turret. I’m a mesmer, one day I’ll be a master of misdirection. I already have three clones I can create to fight by my side. And Lessah is an assassin or maybe a thief or something that she will tell us about because I can’t find any information about assassins and their super secret stuff.
Other games
Raft
Outlaws of the Old West
This game has real potential. I wish they would do the following:
Clean up the crafting system so that some benches will act as duel purpose benches. Why do you need a spinning wheel and a sewing bench? Put them on the same work bench.
Fix Guard/ Hired gun AI. They stop following you and get bugged very easily.
Guild Wars 2
I LOVE love love love this game. And it’s not just because Crispin Freeman’s Voice is all over the place. It is engaging and fun and I feel like I have really earned everything I have.
I also feel incredibly engaged by the story arcs. Don’t get me started on how much I appreciate the graphics.
This is a F2P game. You buy the game and there is no sub fee.
Sahba’s thoughts?
7dtd
Housekeeping!
Please excuse our dust as we revamp the format of the show a bit to include more of the content of other games. I don’t want to shake the listener base so I might reach out to all three of you individually to make sure you’re ok.
Mythery – Redo the website. Choose your character outfit. Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about the games they play. This time we had some big problems with A Small Problem in DDO. We also decided to break into a vault…at night. I mean OF night! Vault of Night. Only you can’t just rock up to a vault and say “Hey, can I get in?” There are steps involved. Who knew? Sahba and Mythery also tried to tackle the Wild West for the low price of 8 dollars. We will see how that went. Thanks so much for listening!
The Kundarak Bank is offering a free toaster, no conditions apply, with a new account for a limited time on the hardcore server. Send an in-game mail to “FierceFred” and ask, “Hey man, Where is my toaster?”
Intro:
The Damsels is Recorded Live on Sunday, July 5th. This is our 129th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
So many things to speak about.
Hardcore is going ok.
Level 10, extra life, holding 11, crafted some sweet full plate.
Do not wish for a beta male unless you really want one
A listener tweeted me and asked for my pally build. I decided to adopt him.
What we learned:
Lessah: I need a horse on every character now. Grrrrrrr.
I have some not very nice things to say about this quest so I’m going to do like Thumper’s mom said and keep them to myself. I will say, this wasn’t the 1st time this quest made me feel like I had wasted a small chunk of my life. I was very happy when Sahba said she didn’t mind redboxing Under the Big Top AND that she was able to get in that way. That quest is a tad long but 4 chests at the end! Woot.
Other games
The Isle
Outlaws of the Old West
7 Days to Die Mythery and Patrick’s world
How was Hoard Night?
Alpha 19?
Guild Wars 2
Guess who hasn’t played this game thanks largely to DDO? (Cue Mythery singing “All By Myself”
This is a F2P game. You buy the game and there is no sub fee.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming, especially Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s better than a party? NOTHING! The Damsels had dinner and a show when they went to House Phiarlan and did Partycrashers. Where the Dirty Kobolds are always shaken and not stirred. Thanks so much for listening!
The Circus is in town! Step right up folks. Come and see the magic of the circus in House Phiarlan. Discounts for parties of five or more. No flash photography and recording devices are allowed inside the Big Top. Also, Silver Flame Priests and Paladins must check their smiting weapons and abilities at the door. Get your tickets early. The Maleficent cabal hopes to see you soon!
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 21nd. This is our 128th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Who needs the Full Plate of the Ringleader anyway? I am officially giving up. I probably wouldn’t wear it anyway.
I got a new player into DDO. A quote from him “I am just here for the free stuff.”
PBS Passport, Netflix, Prime Video, CBS All Access (part of the year – Star Trek: Picard is phenomenal – well worth it!!!), Disney+ (free), Brit Box (part of the year)
We produced a play! Rave reviews, so professionally performed, coming to your neighborhood soon! I guess we did almost all of the optionals in party poopers except the one called “I’m not ready to come out of the closet so go away or I’ll bite your head off.” Lessah doesn’t like that one because she thinks we shouldn’t force someone out of the closet, even if they are a big scary demon. There are a ton of optionals in this quest and we did do most of them but I don’t exactly know the separation between all of them and the actual quest. I was going to look that up on the wiki so I could talk about just the optionals here BUT the ads on the WIKI are out of control. Seriously! They are covering the content. Two ads on the party crashers page covered almost the entire page. And when I closed them there was just a big white splotch there in their place, so I still couldn’t see the page. What the heck?? I closed the page and went back hoping maybe different/smaller ads would be there or something but no luck. Couldn’t look at that page. I think I (very sweetly) mentioned this a while back but no one listened and now it is much worse. DDO has such a nice wiki, it is a shame to have it ruined like this. There is no reason ads need to overlay page content. That’s all I have to say. For now.
Other games
7 Days to Die Mythery and Patrick’s world
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon
Watch our video clip to see how it really is to play with the Damsels.
Now we must go car shopping every play session.
Guild Wars 2
Guess who made level 80!
Now the game can begin!
We can ride raptors and glide.
This is a F2P game. You buy the game and there is no sub fee.
I’m level 80 +3. I feel like I need a billion hero points because I can’t make up my mind and I want everything. I’m not sure but I think I can have everything!!! MUHAHAHA!!! I should probably learn how to earn and spend mastery points
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming, especially Dungeons and Dragons Online. The world is ending or whatever so we might as well play games! The Damsels have been in quarantine from Epics and this play session was no exception. How is this ten+ year old game still cranking out fun content? Let’s talk about it. Thanks so much for listening!
Fierce Fred reported that he did not receive any Pit Restart manual. It may or may not have been a return mail from me. But still. Business is booming for that company. So remember, it pays to advertise. Congratulations to Stormreach Spiritual Relocation services, We put the “ED” in dead. Because Dead without the ED is just Da.
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 7th. This is our 127th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
That time me and Myth tell everyone about our tabletop D&D character backstories
To Sahba, Do you set an alarm for….. (surprise question because Sahba is the worst at not waiting to react or answer until the live show)
What we learned:
Lessah: I should have been a helicopter pilot and I wasn’t meant to have a pet hyena.
RuPaul’s Drag Race is the only reason I still have cable. That and HBO. But should I pull the plug on the cable? I get my news more often than not from PBS Newshour OR…. WION because I love how savage they are towards the rest of the world OR… Australia.
HBO Go worth it?
You can watch RuPaul’s Drag race on the VH1 App. In fact, I found Drag Race UK.
All-Stars started Friday night. Looks like it’s going to be good although there were a couple of girls from season 3 that I didn’t recognize. I did, however, recognize Ongina from season 1!
RuPaul Cheat Sheet
All-Stars sheet to come
The Lost Gatekeepers
Here’s how I understand this, the Gatekeepers, who are these really old druids that hail from Khorvaire and are the protectors of Eberron decided they were interested in seeing what was going on in Xen’drik. So they put one of their “druid groves” in the harbor of our lovely Stormreach.
I guess the first thing that happened when they got here was someone got lost because the first guy we met, Thel Shattertusk, asked us to go to the Cerulean Hills and look for him. We went out there…I don’t think we actually found any lost people. I think we may have seen some things that, well…let’s just say that next, we went over to an abandoned mine.
Some guy named Capstone said he was over here finding new old things or old new things. I’m not exactly sure but we went to see what he was talking about. Mostly what we found were things trying to kill us, like fire mephits and a big magma thing, plus there were some clay golems hanging around in there.
After we left the mine we ran into Lily Hargrove and I think but am not exactly sure that she wanted us to go to the garden behind her family’s farm. I suppose it is about time to admit that up to this point, in and around all of these places we have been going we have been seeing and hearing things. Like memories, these other people’s memories so things were a little weird. It took us a hot minute to find the way into the garden but there was a disembodied voice talking to us, lots of notes left around, and many op memories/visions to behold. In the end, we had to kill Sage Hargrove.
Next, we found ourselves in a run-down temple and I really don’t know what we were doing in there. It was pretty small but once we were in we couldn’t seem to get out without solving the puzzle in each room. Then there was a big Vine Horror blocking the exit of course. We’re out so there’s that. Did I mention that those crazy visions were in there too???
Housekeeping
Killed hags!!
Other games
7 Days to Die just keeps popping into our hearts. I have a little to no zombies game where I am building a… birdcage.
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon
What a great game! It is NOT a cakewalk. But it’s a great game to play with friends.
If you get seen by UNIDAD (the police in the game) you are Screwed. Where do they get their money/ support/ training? These guys are deadly. The thing to do if you live in this setting is work for them! These guys eat.
Subsistence
The graphics in this game look a ton better and now there is a map!
Fishing is a great way to survive until the river freezes over in winter.
Fishing traps suck. They need work. They don’t augment your time in terms of taking time out of your day to fish because they rarely catch fish.
Animal traps are pretty cool, just don’t run out of bait. Also, check them each day on your route to look for supplies. The animals in them will eventually die.
It is so hard to survive. The struggle bus is real but not impossible. That sets this game apart from other survival crafting games like Green Hell.
Guild Wars 2
I forgot how fun and engaging this game is! There is so much to do and explore. I pay nothing to play this game. They reward me for logging in every day. The currency system is not broken. I have collected/ earned all of ten gold pieces in all my playtime.
For the most part, I rely on Karma and level rewards and LUCK to upgrade my gear. It has worked out well. I don’t have to worry about the next shiny thing that’s going to make me more powerful, I can just play and explore and not worry about it.
I can play alone and accidentally run into events with other players or I can play with friends and just fill up hearts by doing really dumb things.
Example: We went to a town where the goal was to participate in a tavern party. We got XP for it!
Again, this game was a one-time expense for me. If I had to choose if a subscription was required, (right now) I would leave DDO as a VIP. There is just too much that appeals to me. Example: I am a chef. I explore and pick wild veggies and kill animals for meat and make meals. The meals give me and my friends XP bonus and other buffs. I didn’t BUY that. I MADE it.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hey, remember that time our lives went pear-shaped? It’s like the entire world tried to use the teleport spell and ended up in space over the marketplace. Anyway, we ran some new quests for some reason! Let’s talk about plot holes that you can drive a truck through! Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, May 10th. This is our 126th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
I’ll bring the elephant into the room.
Soooooooo… that time the whole world sucked even though we were all at home.
The store is awkward. Lines to get in.
No standardized protocol for testing.
All I do now… touch my face.
What we learned:
Lessah: You can make potatoes in like…a million different ways.
Myth: I learned that Netflix needs to update my billing information, Apple needs me to change my password, and someone has a naked video of me and is going to send it to my whole contact list unless I pay them $3000! My life as I knew it is over and will never be the same. ::sob::
Sahba: Minecraft 10 installation sucks
I don’t know where to put this but the DDO wiki has ads that are about an ⅛ of a page size on top of the page so you can’t read what is there and when you click the close button it asks why you want to close it and gives 4 options, 1 of which is that it is covering the page and then thanks you after you click it. Google then tells you it has closed it and I suppose that is technically true because the ad is gone but a big blank white spot is left in its place which is still covering the page. Just thought I’d say something just on the off chance whoever controls such things might hear this and want to know. 😛
We have a guest who is here to talk with us JUST about this!
Celebrity drag race.
AMAZING!
Favorite drag queens coming back as mentors. Bob and more Bob, Allyssa Edwards, Trixie Matel.
I gagged so hard over the host from American Gladiator.
This has been an amazing season! These girls can still be shady but you can tell that they genuinely like each other. Or at least don’t hate each other.
Jada Essence Hall is a clear front runner. Love Hedi, she’s a fan favorite.
Gigi Goode is going to be in the top three for sure.
I agree with you about Crystal. Burt and Ernie Drag.
Heidi is a big time FAN FAVORITE.
Who is your fav so far?
Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and has no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
Predictions
So, up there were my thoughts after the 2nd episode. This season has been so good it’s unfortunate that we didn’t get to talk about it after every couple of episodes. These queens are really pretty amazing this time. Final 3; Gigi Goode, Jackie Cox, and Jaida Essence Hall (I’m wavering between Jaida and Crystal). Winner: Jackie/Gigi???
7 Days to Die just keeps popping into our hearts. I have a little to no zombies game where I am building a… bird cage.
I made an airfield for Rent2PWN
Green Hell
This game wants to be fun. Why you gotta make it so extra? Let players make things and explore. You don’t have to kill me every 5 minutes.
Rust
So….you know how every once in a while you want to go the club, dance, drink too much and bang a stranger in the bathroom? Well in this instance, the stranger murders you with a large rock and takes your stuff. You respawn back on the dancefloor nekkid. That’s Rust.
Subsistence
Greetings Convicts! Great changes to this game.
Seasons!
Subnautica BZ
Hella Construction. Buy it, don’t play it yet.
Dragon Age Origins
Remember how awesome this game was? It’s still game awesome!
Portal (1)
Mythery needs Cave Johnson in her life.
Fun awesome times (swapping weapons)
Division 1
Mythery needs to get familiar with the layout of New York…. Cause you know… virus’.
Borderlands 2
Mythery had a lot of fun lllin’ stuff and riding around on cars tossing bombs at stuff.
What game do you want to play that was fun and might still be fun? (Guildwars 2)
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hey, remember that time the whole world went into quarantine? Us too. If you’re home anyway, you might as well give us a listen! We ran the Epic Delera’s Tomb Series and we will talk about it. Thanks so much for listening!
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Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 15th. This is our 125th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Soooooo. Remember that time we were all under Quarantine?
How is Hardcore going?
What we learned this week:
Lessah: You can never have enough TP.
Myth: The amount of money Judge Judy makes blows my mind.
Sahba: Minecraft Java Edition is not the PC version
Rumors, News, and Lies
Comment to Video to Catacombs Pt 2
Bard Life with Doug Glendower celebrates third anniversary next week (Mar 21) at 8pm EDT on twitch.tv/DDOStream. Lots of giveaways. Congrats, Doug!
Sentient Jewel of the Dragon is the anniversary gift this year – code is Happy14. One per account only!!!
So, GenCon going to happen this year??? Or is that too soon to ask?
Before we start! Spoiler!!!
Before we start before we start I have a Yoplait rant. I’m not a huge fan of yogurt. I like it but the texture of regular yogurt is a little weird so if I‘m going to eat it I want greek yogurt. However, my husband eats it and likes to take it in his lunch. So I was looking at yogurt a few weeks ago and saw that yoplait has something called Starburst flavored yogurt. What!?! I must try this! So I buy some cherry Starburst flavored Yoplait and must tell you that this stuff is amazing!! If you like Starburst anyway. It tastes just like a cherry starburst and I’m going to have to stuff myself with it until the novelty wears off. Not much of a rant you say? Okay, so ever since I can remember seeing Yoplait in the stores it has come in this weird container. It had a small little round opening at the top about an inch and a half in diameter and gradually gets larger as it goes down to the bottom. The bottom is convex and sealed to the sides. If you can’t see my problem I will explain. 1. There isn’t a lot of room to maneuver the spoon around to scrape the cherry goodness from the sides. 2. The shape of the bottom and the way it is sealed to the sides coupled with the thickness and shape of the spoon make it impossible to get everything from the bottom of the container. Summary, tastes great, frustrating to eat! My real question is, why have they been making this terrible container for so many years??? Has no one ever complained before or are they just not listening? I don’t understand. By the way, the first person I bothered mentioning this to agreed with me. So I know I’m not the only one that feels this way.
Dr. Who is back:
RuPaul’s Drag Race is back!!
Who is your fav so far?
Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and had no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
Loot – Epic Voice of the Master- 5%XP, +3 good luck, 30% Striding. Yellow slot, green slot, blue slot, minor artifact (can only contain 1 filigree/cannot be upgraded).
Other games
Minecraft server
I made a place to live while I’m doing city business.
ARK
We have a very long list of tasks.
I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week we talk about level-ups, mergers, and acquisitions. Then we have to talk Epic Catacombs and why the Silver Flame doesn’t have more nepotism in it. Seriously, if your brother is the ArchBishop, why are you standing outside the church like you don’t have two coppers to rub together? There’s a story there Fryer, and we want to know what it is. Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels are sponsored by the Silver Flame. The Sentient Gem of the Cowboy. Tired of being humiliated in an English accent? Well, why not let it be in a classic Texas drawl?
How Ya’ll Doin?
That boy ain’t right.
He was all hat and no cattle.
Well bless their heart.
You need all that loot. You’re as poor as a church mouse.
If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay under the porch.
I’m madder than a wet hen.
Knock ‘em into next week!
Hayah!
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 1st. This is our 124th show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
The Captain of Bling Hat is also a thing.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: If you don’t have your 25% striding clicky on, champion spiders can catch and kill you.
Myth: The amount of money Judge Judy makes blows my mind.
Sahba: End reward for epic vs heroic delera’s
Rumors, News, and Lies
Comment to Video to Catacombs
DDO Players – Tae and Rent were guests this week – GenCon and other things
DDO Cast – Lessah was on there – very good episode – hardcore league stuff
The Anniversary Event is still going on. Sentient Jewel of the Dragon is the anniversary gift the year – code is Happy14. One per account only!!!
Before we start- before we start- I have a Yoplait rant. I’m not a huge fan of yogurt. I like it but the texture of regular yogurt is a little weird so if I‘m going to eat it I want greek yogurt. However, my husband eats it and likes to take it in his lunch. So I was looking at yogurt a few weeks ago and saw that Yoplait has something called Starburst flavored yogurt. What!?! I must try this! So I buy some cherry Starburst flavored Yoplait and must tell you that this stuff is amazing!! If you like Starburst anyway. It tastes just like a cherry starburst and I’m going to have to stuff myself with it until the novelty wears off. Not much of a rant you say? Okay, so ever since I can remember seeing Yoplait in the stores it has come in this weird container. It had a small little round opening at the top about an inch and a half in diameter and gradually gets larger as it goes down to the bottom. The bottom is convex and sealed to the sides. If you can’t see my problem I will explain. 1. There isn’t a lot of room to maneuver the spoon around to scrape the cherry goodness from the sides. 2. The shape of the bottom and the way it is sealed to the sides coupled with the thickness and shape of the spoon make it impossible to get everything from the bottom of the container. Summary tastes great, frustrating to eat! My real question is, why have they been making this terrible container for so many years??? Has no one ever complained before or are they just not listening? I don’t understand. By the way, the first person I bothered mentioning this to agreed with me. So I know I’m not the only one that feels this way.
Dr. Who is back:
RuPaul’s Drag Race is back!!
Who is your fav so far?
Everyone seems to be okay so far. I think my favs are Gigi, Jackie, Brita, and Widow. I haven’t made up my mind about Nicky yet. Not a fav but I can’t decide if she is mean or just uncomfortable. I like Crystal but her kind of drag is not my fav. I think she is VERY insecure and hiding behind all of those costumes. I’m pretty sure when she isn’t in drag she is hiding behind those giant glasses and had no idea what a hottie she (he) is.
Loot – Epic Voice of the Master- 5%XP, +3 good luck, 30% Striding. Yellow slot, green slot, blue slot, minor artifact (can only contain 1 filigree/cannot be upgraded).
Other games
Minecraft server
I made a place to live while I’m doing city business
ARK
We have a very long list of tasks.
I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Epic Deleras Tomb? Are you kidding me? Epic Catacombs?! What could be better than that? JK, we are probably going to talk about zombie pirates and how the Admiral of Bling pirate hate is crazy cool. You don’t want to miss that! Thanks so much for listening!
This week, the Damsels are sponsored by the Silver Flame. Congregation numbers have been down lately and the Silver Flame is doing a big membership drive. So join today. Only a handful of scandals are under our belt. Not like those Sovereign Host guys. Or that Devourer. Come slay evil with us and we will allow you to purchase the Flametouched Iron weapon of your choice. Ask your Silver Flame representative today and they will explain everything. They are probably not possessed by a succubus or evil spirits.
Intro:
The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 16th. This is our 123rd show.
Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps
Something is wrong
I logged on to see about doing a challenge and something weird happened.
Check in!
I got my jewel and my weapon and life is GOOD.
What we learned this week:
Lessah: I am more powerful than I thought I was.
Myth: I hate ads that follow me around a page when I’m trying to read something!
Sahba: I may be going to Indy … but not for GenCon.
We went to a cave full of bats and lava. The results were mixed but some of our tames made it out alive
RIP two raptors and a whole bunch of birds.
We are breeding birds, making potions and we have tamed a big pig.
We have a very long list of tasks.
I am very much looking forward to playing on the next map!
Subnautica Below Zero early Access
I have been mining but I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to be doing. Time for another break?
Things I love about SBZ:
Marguerite (a really mean NPC)
Base building and painting things fun colors
Things I miss:
A sense of loss and isolation
In the original game, there was this feeling of urgency. Your character is dying of a disease that the planet is infected with. You are all alone and you have to find a cure. In this one, you aren’t really alone but Altera leaves you alone a lot. I wish they would guide me a bit more. Or at least have the decency to be in trouble.
Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
My Son is now on the Damsels Game Art Team. 
