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Damsels of DDO Episode 75, Evennote!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Superstar player Evennote joins the Damsels for a bit of gnomish fun this week! What happens when your characters aren’t the same level? You do slayers of course! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 3nd at 2AM Eastern. This is our 75th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Thank you Evennote for joining us!
    • I’ll bring the Elephant into the room first. APologies for the seriousness of the next five minutes.
      • I live in Houston. Flood waters came to within ½ mile of my house. It was terrifying. You never want to have a conversation with your spouse about the best way to get on your own roof. I put in a call, but Kal El was unavailable.
      • It sucks here right now but Gulf Coast residents are very resilient.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: In my area…Creeks empty into Reservoirs which empty into a Bayeux which goes to a larger body of water like…the Houston Ship Channel…that leads to the Gulf of Mexico.
        • At any time, if a dam or levee breaks upstream of your house…you are screwed.
        • This happened in Brazoria County, my home tome, the place where I learned to be me, graduated high school, where my brother still lives and can’t go home because the roads are still impassible. He told me today that he qualifies for FEMA assistance. I won’t lie, I cried.
      • Myth:
      • Sahba:
    • Barbarians are awesome when they are gnomes.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – played lately?
  • DDO Bonus Days – double crafting xp through Sep 4 (yeah for holiday weekends)
  • Ever wanted to change your alignment (in the game, obviously) – now is the time to do it – 20% off through Sep 7
    • Also select classes, supreme ability tomes and potions, PRR/MRR potions
  • So you can afford all that, double bonus points now through Sept 10, 11, 12?  Who knows? (it says 11 in the chronicle, 10 on the login screen, 12 on a splashscreen)
  • Last weekend for the 2nd Annual DDOcast Scavenger Hunt
  • Forums
  • Let’s talk classes – first up, Monk (I rolled an 8 on a d14 (online) – going alphabetically, that makes it a monk)

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Get to know your Damsel!
      • Evennote!
        • Your DDO history?
        • Your tabletop history?
        • Your favorite class?
    • The only thing I watched on TV was the hurricane.

 

    • Salvation – Lessah needs to watch this. It’s pretty good and we have nothing else to watch!
      • There are three hot guys in it and one of them is very very evil!!
      • It’s about a possible apocalypse and who doesn’t love a good apocalypse?!?
      • Did I mention, there are three hot guys in it?

 

What to do when you don’t know what to do with your guest

First, play with a marilith. Step 1. Have your friend kite a large snake-like thing with lots of arms holding knives around while you kill djinn and anything else that happens to pop up. Step 2. Repeat step 1 two more times. Step 3. Gang up on the marilith and kill it. Step 4. Take it’s loot. Your guest is sure to love this!

Next, get on an airship with a guy who will force you to jump off over open water somewhere and hope you don’t die. Swim under water until you find a crack in the ground and swim into it. What the heck, you aren’t doing anything else and you need to show your guest a good time. If you are lucky like us you will find several different places with very different terrain to take your guest under the water. We had snow covered mountains with snow wolves and snow giants. Lovely gardens with a multitude of undead creatures and a hot desert like place which mostly consisted of gnolls. All in all I think we were able to show our guest a good time without breaking our budget.There was plenty of XP to be had and quite a few chests to loot!

 

New segment!

  • Other games
    • Arc Survival
      • Dyes!
      • Custom recipies
      • This game is hard! When we started we were like baby ducks and now we are like slightly older ducks. Pre-teen ducks. More like adolescent ducks.
    • Diablo III
    • Wizardry 8
    • Horizon Zero Dawn – PS4 RPG
    • Board games
      • Temple of Elemental Evil
      • Settlers of Cataan

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Purple

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • Fork ed tail

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a perfect world we could play DDO forever and never speak of anything else. This is not a perfect world. I’m thinking about opening up a section of show to talk over fun stuff we are doing on other games. Right now we play….
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sep 16nd, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Sep 17th, 2am EDT

 

THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW! Youtube channel?

Thanks to everyone you joined us for the live show!

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 74, Valak’s Mausoleum

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. So the Damsels are running errands for ghosts now? The things we do for rose diamonds! Also, Sahba Jade was in my backpack the whole time, honest! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, August 20th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 74th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba’s guildies are sending me manuscripts in the mail.
      • Martel and the Pit Restart guide. I’m being trolled when not online.
    • Thanks Fierce Fred for sending me a big stack of Gems of the Ocean Winds!
    • We pugged last night!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Gerard Dryden’s Mace works great on slimes
        • But what I really learned…I get to upload our show to the DDO You tube channel… I’m sorry, Cordovan.
      • Myth: Club of the holy flame has a minus to attack and damage because of the all the chicken meat still on it. (This weapon is less well made than normal. Giving a minus 1 penalty to attack and damage rolls)
      • Sahba: Microsoft, fix what you broke with the Merc Stealth keyboard
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – still babies?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Sahba says
    • People of Earth, please start watching this!
    • Book Recommendation!  
      • We Are Legion (Bobiverse Book 1)
    • Shadowhunters (Sahba says) OMG! Everyone is More or less back on their book plots.
      • I was very worried about Sebastian and I think there is a chance we might see him next season!
      • Issabelle and Rafael!!! Let the Fan Fiction begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Sarah Hyland as the new fairy queen? Do we like this?

 

    • Salvation – Lessah needs to watch this. It’s pretty good and we have nothing else to watch!
      • There are three hot guys in it and one of them is very very evil!!
      • It’s about a possible apocalypse and who doesn’t love a good apocalypse?!?
      • Did I mention, there are three hot guys in it?

 

A Speedy Circus Recovery and a Dead Girl’s Spell Book

First I need to mention that all Reaper Baby rules are subject change at any time, for any reason. Example: if a quest is too annoying or boring or we just don’t like it for any reason we can do it on elite and forgo reaper level. This example is the new rule.

So, we did the circus chain in house P. Lessah put up a LFM and we got someone and by the time I got around to typing this I could only remember that his name started with an M but he was a favored soul that was part bard which was nich because he sung for us. Plus he did a really good job! He knew the quests really well and did things that helped, not the opposite. After the first quest we picked up another guy who, at first, we thought was probably Patrick since his name was Shamtastic. After playing for a bit we decided it wasn’t but you gotta admit, the name does sound like something that would be Patrick. We sped through the circus quests pretty fast without any real problems. They even tried to win me a teddy bear but no one was strong enough. I didn’t have my wrist balloon and didn’t get lost once!

Next we did Valak’s Mausoleum, where a ghost asked us to locate her spell book for her. I think this quest is a lot of fun but it seems like it’s one of the ones that doesn’t get played very often.

 

Loot –

Valak’s Mausoleum – Rose Diamond

Loot from the Carnival quest chain can be upgraded by obtaining a scroll, shard, and seal for each item when doing the quests on epic levels. Since everything is low level (3-ish) and we are not talking about epic questing here these items have not been included.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Your sorc rocks!

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • stuff

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a perfect world we could play DDO forever and never speak of anything else. This is not a perfect world. I’m thinking about opening up a section of show to talk over fun stuff we are doing on other games. Right now we play….
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sep 2nd, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Sep 3rd, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 73, Kobold Mining Interns

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Crystal Cove is back so the girls headed to the Harbor and the Rook’s Gambit for some fun times and pirate killing! Listen as we debate important questions like: Are kobolds really just unpaid mining interns? And guest, real-life intern, Lynnabel joins us! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, August 6th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 73rd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • This week we have a special guest! Intern Lynnabel
      • How long have you been with SSG?
      • Do you get paid?
      • Do you play DDO for free at work?
    • What we learned this week:
      • My cleric is not suited for melee. In fact, he’s sort of a professional piker.
      • Myth:
      • Sahba:
      • Unpaid Intern:
    • Paladins are awesome!
      • Also the theater in House Phiarlan takes a lot of work. So much, in fact that I have a video of me and Mythery having a lot of trouble in there!  

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – still babies?
  • Forums

o DDO Scavenger Hunt

o Hey Lynnabel – Please Fix!

Cold spells?

o Castle Ravenloft – No Raid Please

o Auto Follow

o Positive Post

  • Email

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Get to know you’re Damsel
      • When did you start playing games?
      • Tabletop?
      • What will you be when you grow up?
    • Teen Wolf? Last season? Anyone?
    • Shadowhunters is getting real. (I love Sebastian so much)

 

Crystal Cove

Two Toed Tobias’ lost hoard has been found! Tobias Warbuckle is a local urban legend, it is said that he pillaged and plundered the seas near and far. And he was so ruthless and miserly that his crew murdered him while sailing back to his home port in Three Barrel Cove. I’m not sure exactly who found it but it’s in Smugglers Cove and the Kobold Union have taken charge of mining the dragonshard crystals. We were offered a share in the profits if we went and helped/ protected them. Naturally we accepted the offer!

I have to say we earned our money. There were scores of skeletons, zombies, and hobgoblins in there, trying to kill the hard working kobolds. There was also a visit from Jack Jibbers, in giant wrath form. He is a very angry undead thing, isn’t he.

 

Loot – You do NOT need to create the lower-level items and upgrade them to get higher-level items; you can create the higher-level items directly. The exception to this is the Bottomless Flask of Rum.

Items are ml 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, and 24. Each level has three tiers of upgrades. *Except for the Glass Canon

Brigand’s Cutlass (Scimitar) 3.0[1d6] +7 Scimitar: Anarchic Burst, Absolute Chaos, Vorpal, Incite +30, Intimidate +17, Red Augment Slot
Cutthroat’s Smallblade (Shortsword) 2.5[1d6] +7 Shortsword 18-20/x2: Slicing, Bleed, Doublestrike 7%, Corrosive Salt, Hide +17, Move Silently +17, Red Augment Slot
Ornamented Dagger 2.50[1d4] +6 Dagger: Efficient Metamagic – Maximize II, Lesser Maximize — 3 Charges (Recharged/Day:3), Concentration +17, Potency +76, Spell Lore VIII, Orange Augment Slot
Ratkiller (Maul) 2.50[1d10] +7 Maul: Stunning +12, Unbalancing, Staggering Blow, Greater Animal Bane, Earthgrab, Red Augment Slot
Cavalry Plate (Fullplate) +7 Fullplate: +30 AC, Mithral, Demonic Shield, Superior False Life, DR 14/Chaotic, Resistance +7, Blue Augment Slot
Duelist’s Leathers +7 Leather Armor: +14 AC, +26 Max Dex, Feat: Mobility, Epic Nimbleness, Balance +15, Attack Bonus +3, Dodge +10%, Blue Augment Slot
Swashbuckler (Buckler) +7 Buckler: AC:9, DR:11, Riposte X, Doublestrike 7%, Guardbreaking, Riposte, Insightful Dexterity +2, Blue Augment Slot
*Glass Cannon Exploding Cannon Shot, Maximum Charge Tier V, Rune Arm Imbue: Bludgeon V, Rune Arm Imbue: Fire V, Fortification Penalty (-25%), Impulse +120, Yellow Augment Slot
Brawling Gloves Gloves: Strength +8, Spike-Studded, Glass Jaw Strike, Sneak Attack Bonus +5, Yellow Augment Slot
Ring of the Buccaneer Ring: Dexterity +8, Swim +17, Underwater Action, Good Luck +2, Protection +7, Green Augment Slot
Treasure Hunter’s Spyglass Trinket: Spot +20, Search +20, True Seeing, Insightful Intelligence +3, Open Lock +20, Enhanced Use Magic Device +4, Green Augment Slot

Greater Bold Trinket: Tier 3, Exceptional Seeker +2 (Stacks), +1 competence bonus to damage, Shocking Blow

Greater Cunning Trinket Tier 3, Efficient Metamagic – Maximize I, +1 DC Enchantment, +1 DC Necromancy, +50 SP

Greater Nimble Trinket Tier 3, Attack bonus +1, Dodge Bonus +2, Blurry

Greater Stalwart Trinket Tier 3, Earthen Guard, Stacking 10% Bonus to Fortification, +10 stacking HP

Greater Dowsing Rod – Wand of knock – 10 Charges

Potions

 

Gem of Ocean’s Winds

Summon an Air Mephit

Greater Gem of Ocean’s Winds

Summon a Greater Air Elemental

Gem of Freezing Tides

Summon an Ice Mephit

Greater Gem of Freezing Tides

Summon a Water Elemental

Potion of Treasure-finding

Detect Secret Doors

 

Eternal Flask

 

Tier ML Enhancements Cooldown
Tier 1 1 Cure Light Wounds CL1 10 minute
Tier 2 1 Cure Light Wounds CL2 9 minute
Tier 3 3 Cure Moderate Wounds CL3 9 minute
Tier 4 3 Cure Moderate Wounds CL4 8 minute
Tier 5 5 Cure Serious Wounds CL5 8 minute
Tier 6 5 Cure Serious Wounds CL6 7 minute
Tier 7 7 Cure Critical Wounds CL7 7 minute
Tier 8 7 Cure Critical Wounds CL8 6 minute
Tier 9 9 Cure Critical Wounds+Restoration CL9 6 minute
Tier 10 9 Cure Critical Wounds+Restoration CL10 5 minute
Tier 11 11 Heal+Restoration CL11 5 minute

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Why don’t you play your gnome warlock more? She’s cute!
      • The song of ice and fire, you swapped from your ice character last night.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “You told me not to”

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m exhausted. I’m not getting any sleep and also I have no discipline since the no sleep is due to gaming while in school.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug 19th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Aug 20th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 72, You’re Welcome Eveningstar!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Missing dwarves are now a specialty of the Damsels! You’re Welcome Stormreach…and also Eveningstar! We are happy to help those dwarves back to the mine that they got captured in to begin with! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! Damsels of DDO dot com!

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, July 23rd at 2AM Eastern. This is our 72nd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • We are heroes!
      • Lessah sleeps at the position of attention in full armored regalia because you never know when you need to jump up and smite some evil.
    • There are a lot of discarded banana peels in the Necropolis.
      • Also…hey guys, have you seen Gerard Dryden’s mace? It’s the coolest thing ever!
      • I’ll do a level 7 quest with a level 2 named weapon, whynot?
    • Let’s talk about dwarves…
      • We rescue them constantly. They seem to be always in trouble.
    • Paladins are awesome!
      • I was so awesome last night, I died and Mythery had to run half a quest by herself. I was so good, I didn’t need to fight.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Sahba Jade DDO Cast guest
    • Lessah and Myth in reaper
      • Level?
      • How often do you twitch?  
      • What’d you do after I left?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Female Doctor! Get hype.
    • Dinna Fash Sassenach

 

    • You don’t want to talk about Shadowhunters anymore? 🙂
    • Salvation?
    • I want to eat everything on the British Baking Challenge!

 

Third Time’s a Charm

We were running around in the Tethyamar Mining Outpost, there is a really nice tavern over there, and Lessah starts talking to this guy named Eluf the Steadfast. What’s up with dwarves and their names anyway? Apparently this guy can’t keep up with his bros and is not any better at finding them once they are lost either. So of course, being the helpful pally that she is, Lessah tells him that we will go and find them for him. It was really quite nice looking for a mine, clean and spacious. I’m not real sure why these dwarves were so hard to locate. I think it was more that Eluf the Steadfast was more interested in saving his skin than he was saving his fellow dwarves. That place was loaded with mean and awful red eyed drow, deep crawler spiders, draegloth, umber hulk, and dretch. I guess there was an ogre but there was so much going on I didn’t notice him and I hear there is an elemental named Flare but we didn’t run into him. We found some of the dwarves in a  chamber surrounded by lava and they were all ready for us to get them out of the place but most of the missing dwarves were held together at one end of the place and had been charmed to think they were part of the Drow crew and they fought that way too! Unfortunately, the combination of the charm spell they were under and their rather gung ho fighting ability caused many of them to lose their lives during the final squirmish. Eluf still gave us something for our trouble and then continued on to tell us that we weren’t done with our obligation yet. What has Lessah gotten us into this time?!?!

 

Loot

 

Item Type Enhancements ML Bind Quests
Legendary Entropic Heartstone Docent +13 Enhancement Bonus

Physical Sheltering +45

Quality Reconstruction +45

Quality Physical Sheltering +11

Repair Amplification: +72

Green Augment Slot

Mythic Armor Boost +4

28 Bound to Account on Acquire Third Time’s a Charm, End chest
Legendary Shimmer Cloak Insightful Enchantment Focus 4

Quality Enchantment Focus 2

Spell Penetration VII

Charisma +17

Yellow Augment Slot

28 Bound to Account on Acquire Third Time’s a Charm, End Chest
Legendary Sojourner’s Cowl Helm Quality Constitution +4

Fortification +185%

Combat Mastery +14

Insightful Doublestrike 9%

Blue Augment Slot

28 Bound to Account on Acquire Third Time’s a Charm, End chest
Legendary Thunderstrike Rapier +13 Enhancement Bonus

Armor-Piercing – 23%

Weapon’s Critical Lightning Effect +18

Weapon’s Lightning Effect +8

Quality Seeker 4

Red Augment Slot

28 Bound to Account on Acquire Third Time’s a Charm, End Chest

 

Reaper Babies!

Our reaper babies have started necropolis! After necro 1 we only have to go to the circus and then it’s on to level 6 quests. When do we need to take another level. Seems like it should be close. ::thinking….. firewall firewall firewall::

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Why do you hirelings hate you?
      • Why are you not paying your hirelings?

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “I have too much Sea Fog”

I have a game called How Southern is Lessah? Want to play?

Housekeeping!

  • Summer session finals are creeping up on me, I have a lot of big projects due. Not a lot of twitching or show editing is going to go on this week.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 22th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – July 23th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 71, It’s a Dwarf Thing

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s that you say? Do some more low-level reaper questing? Consider it done! Let me ask you this, do you even know who Red Tom even is? Does anyone? The Damsels found out all about Red Tom and whatever it is he wants inside The Troglodyte’s Get before skipping over to Delera’s Graveyard for part 1 of setting Delera free. (She died, right? Just checking…) Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! Damsels of DDO dot com!

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, July 9th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 71st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Guess what came for me in the mail today?
        • S1/ S2 on Youtube, S3!!!
        • Also Bardic Immunity!

    • Why do all the mobs get along?
      • Orges + Hob Goblins + kobolds = In fighting.
      • What is their motivation?
    • Where are all the laymen buried in Stormreach?
      • There seem to be a great deal of dead archers and armored skellies in Stormreach. Was there an epidemic?
    • Let’s talk about dwarves…
      • Level 7 rogue hireling that just came from yoga class.
      • Level 7 dwarf cleric who is dressed like she’s on spring break…also tennis shoes? Really?
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Lessah’s hireling videos
      • Two hireling videos! (I will link in the show notes! Ignore the text below!)

 

      • Comments in game!
      • Hirelings in the DDO store (put them in order)
    • Lessah and Myth in reaper
      • Level?
        • 7! Working on Circus and Necro 1 next!
      • How often do you twitch?  
        • Meh… more often now that sound is fixed!
      • What’d you do after I left?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • We have nothing to watch. I started rewatching Durarara X2 and catching up on Orphan Black…not enjoying that show like I used to. 🙁
    • What do you watch while gaming?

 

Crushing it!

I am here to tell you that for tiny little baby kittens we pack a powerful punch! We did two quests in house K and all of TBC!! TBC is fun and everyone should go out there and find their way to those quests and do them! Right now! OK, maybe not right now but soon. Three things the troglodytes get; 1 a fireball to the face, 2 all of their eggs smashed, and 3 a Damsel party on their bones!

 

Loot –

These items drop from chests in the Three-Barrel Cove (heroic) wilderness adventure area.

These items have a chance of appearing in the end reward list of any of the Three-Barrel Cove (heroic) quests, except Guard Duty. Every third completion you will receive a complete list.

 

One small correction, Lessah and Mythery confused the name of “Prove your Worth” with “Scoundrel’s Run”. Feel free to email us about how angry that makes you! Links below!

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)
    • Describe to me a quest that is “Gem of the Ocean Winds Worthy”
      • Think Seinfeld “Spongeworthy”
  • Mythery Says:  
    • It’s a Dwarf thing

 

Housekeeping!

  • MYTHERY IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She did things no other certified engineer could!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 22th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – July 23th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 70, Sharn Syndicate

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The trek through heroic reaper quests continues with the Sharn Syndicate. We really wish Sahba Jade would stop confessing all of our failures to the power gamers. Shame! Shame! Shame! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

powered by podcast garden

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! Damsels of DDO dot com!

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 25th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 70th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade is a genius. (Battle)
    • You might have noticed
    • Why won’t Drac pike off us in Reaper mode?
    • We completed level 4’s onto level 5’s! Mythery is taking negative XP pots!
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

 

  • Before we start!  
    • WW is crushing it at the box office.
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race – final four!
      • Sasha is going to be a great queen!

    • Shawdowhunters is back! And I am loving it! Magnus Bane tho

 

More Reaper Babies!

We did Irestone Inlet, two Tangleroot quests, and the Sharn Syndicate. This means we are done with level 4 quests and have completed about three of the level 5 quests. We still have about 40k until we have to take a level.

 

I keep hearing myself say “It’s been so long since I’ve done this quest” and I guess sometime it’s true but I think most of the time it’s just that I blow through them without giving them much thought. Suddenly I’m paying attention and thinking about them. Sheesh, I don’t recall Irestone being so challenging. Gotta love reaper mode!

 

Loot – I wasn’t even going to talk about the loot for Sharn Syndicate because I think it is an embarrassment for the level of that quest chain. After giving it a little more thought I decided I would say something even though I have not bothered to include a list of the items here. The items are account bound, ML 2, and are quite nice for a level 2 character with no gear. My suggestion is, if you are a level 2 character with no gear, you should go do this quest chain on normal and get these items while they are useful to you. It’s a level 4 quest chain so it would be like doing level 2 quests on elite. Although you might want to take some friends along. The Bookbinder Rescue and Come out and Slay will be challenging for a level 2. 🙂

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • Seafog! Your thoughts?

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “You need to fix your mic so I can fulfill my exhibitionist needs”

Housekeeping!

  • If you are in iTunes and you are looking for episode 69…well you won’t find it.
  • New equipment and my stuff is still broken. I’m sad and everything sucks.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 8th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – July 9th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 69, Opps we did it again!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What do you do when your hardware fails and you can’t twitch when you are supposed to? Why, you so a show anyway of course!  We might not be the best there is but that clearly isn’t stopping us from having a good time! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

Here is the show, it has sound issues that we have since fixed. Sorry for the mess!   

Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! Damsels of DDO dot com!

 

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 18th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 69th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade is back! Welcome back!
    • Soooooo….about last night, we didn’t twitch.
    • I was personally wronged by the Catacombs. The Silver Flame tricked me into cleaning out the crypts and didn’t even give me a ghost touch longsword!
      • What does a Dryden family reunion look like?
    • I LOVE being a paladin again!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Lessah’s computer is sentient
    • Lessah and Myth in reaper
      • You can watch a few of our reaper adventures on my twitch channel.  

 

  • Before we start!  
    • I saw WW for the second time have you seen it? Why or whynot?  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race – final four!
      • Team Shey!
      • I am not caught up, but I don’t think the finale has happened yet.
    • Shawdowhunters is back! And I am loving it!
    • But seriously…Jaimie?

Reaper Babies, maybe baby

One thing has definitely been decided, we will no longer require the use of any experience increasing accessories.

 

 

Loot – Rewards from these chains are bound to account and have a 100% chance of appearing on every third completion.

Waterworks –

The Catacombs –

 

The Seal of Shan To Kor –

 

 

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • You seem to love grabbing aggro. Where does this constant need for attention come from?

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “You need to fix your mic so I can fulfill my ehibitionist needs”

 

Housekeeping!

  • New video card + new sound card = the man dismantled most of my system and disabled several key components which caused catastrophic failure. “This will only take five minutes, don’t worry.” Never trust that line!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 24th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – June 25th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 68, Reaper Babies

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Don’t knock something until you try it! At least, that’s our new motto as Mythery and Lessah go on a victory lap of the Harbor in Reaper mode. The results were shockingly awesome! Listen as we try our best to get through a show with no anchor! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 4th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 68th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade is out this week. The show is going to be very interesting…and by that, I mean…off the rails
    • Trolled by Patrick! 
    • Why aren’t we allowed to run Tangle Root on Reaper mode?
    • Crafting! 
      • I need to figure out how people level their crafters without burning through precious ingredients

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies (sort of!)
  • Fantasy Realness! By Mythery and Lessah!
    • Heroic and Epic Ottos boxes back for a limited time May 26th-June 4th
      • Why? I’m having fun!
  • DDO Store Sales 20% off through June 8th:
    • Mirrors of Glamering
    • Bypass timers
    • Hats and Helmets
    • Cosmetic outfits
      • DDO Wiki, Cosmetic Armor Kits by set
      • Question: Should the really “awesome-looking” stuff be a little harder to get (rare drops or a grind for things like dragon scales) and not for sale?
  • Free Bigsby’s Grabby Hand Code: Grabby
    • Maybe we should grab these, sometimes we get lost!
  • Forums:

 

  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race
    • I got so bored waiting for Outlander, I started watching Twin Peaks, the 90’s version. It got weird.
    • The 100 – time jump
    • Shawdowhunters is back Monday, June 5th!

 

Oh Baby!

Sooooo, after talking about it for the last hmm… well it seems like a long time. Lessah and I have finally TR’d, which makes us teeny tiny little babies. I feel like a miniature kitten. Not a regular kitten but a itty bitty smidgen of  kitten. We blew through Korthos. We did do all of it but it didn’t take long and then off we went to the Harbor to begin our foray into Reaper Mode. First, we have no gear. Neither of us has been 1 for more than a minute in the last ‘who knows when’ and certainly didn’t keep anything to wear. Second, I have two offensive spells. My fav level one, sonic blast, and magic missile. I’m not sure what Lessah is fighting with but what I am sure of is that it is not ghost touch. Something we do have are cookies! We have cookies, sun flasks, candy canes, ham, sea fog, jolly roger bombs, gems of ocean breeze, and probably some other things I can’t think of right now. Some of this we can’t use yet but some of it has been very useful! We also have a couple of giant rats that run around with us too. They are quite helpful.

OK, so we are 2 and ready to tackle level 2 quests. No sweat! We did them all so I need to just pike a few highlights I guess. I wish I could pick a favorite but I really loved them all! Reaper has added a little thrill to these quests that I think I really needed. Plus we were at level, had no gear, and for some reason didn’t think to get ship buffs. Yeah, and boy do ship buffs really make a difference! I guess the biggest challenge we had was Walk the Butcher’s Path. We didn’t finish the first time but we learned things. We learned that Lessah needed ghost touch, and if she killed the kobold shaman I could hug the reapers to death. We learned that if you run away the reapers will follow you. Old lessons are new again, like, clear the shrine first. It really can be important. When we went back the next day we had ship buffs and our rat friends and ran through without a problem, smooth as can be.

 

Loot – I wasn’t going to talk about loot yet and was going to wait until the chains we have started were completed but now that I have given it some thought I think some of the Korthos standard rewards deserve to be mentioned. If you have nothing (and we had nothing) some of those things are quite useful. I’m not going to list everything, just a few things.

 

Expeditious Boots – Boots: Expeditious Retreat 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1) Stopping the Sahuagin

Redemption

Archivist’s NecklaceNecklace: Minor Mnemonic Enhancer (doesn’t cure Feeblemind), Archivist  Misery’s Peak

This is part of a set. There are 8 sets that can be acquired by doing Sacrifices and Misery’s Peak.

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)
    • Wait a minute! This whole show has been all things Mythery!
    • Mythery has forgotten more about DDO than most people will ever know!
      • Where is the low level hireling vendor?
      • Trap! Ahhh! Saving the Mayor’s daughter has never been so entertaining!
      • What do you mean we aren’t OP enough to get that Intel rune? We are…level two…nevermind.

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  
    • It takes a village…

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have had a great deal of mic problems as of late. I did what any non-tech savvy person would do…I complained to my significant other who didn’t even blink an eye as he said. “Buy another one. In fact, buy two, because I know you.”
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 17th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – June 18th, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 67, Black and Blue

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We tried out one of the new quests and learned that the phrase “Black and Blue” has a double meaning! Spoiler Alert, it’s dragons. Listen in as we talk about this semi-colorful quest! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, May 21st at 2AM Eastern. This is our 67th show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – Lessah made it to 30.  Now what?
    • Last two weeks’ DDO gameplay?
  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race
    • No spoilers Riverdale review- OMG IT’S SO GOOD!  
      • Favorite character?
      • Favorite story arc
        • Cheryl Blossom
    • The 100 got renews for another season which means I have to go another season watching Bellamy making eyes at Clark and her not realizing it.
      • Can we talk about how amazing Octavia is?

 

Black and Blue

I guess we have a new cult in Stormreach. They are called, Cult of the Dragon Below. I guess they worship the cast off belongings of giants because they spend their time searching for Giantish artifacts. I think they hired dragons to protect them and their artifacts or maybe they worship dragons too. I’m not exactly sure but they managed to lose one of them. They had a dragon named Urgnonth protecting this site in the Xen’drick jungle and now he is missing. This lady in the marketplace, Mikyra asked us to go find out what happened to him. Did we? Yes!

He didn’t seem so lost to me and he was mean. He tried to kill us every time we saw him and he electrified the water in the pathways. Mean mean dragon.

 

Loot –

 

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)
    • You play with a gamepad, do you use your TV set and play from the couch?  
  • Mythery Says:  

 

Me when watching Mythery as a fire savant fight a group of fire mephits:

Me: Myth, what does your firewall do to those mephits?

Mythery: (after a small pause) It annoys them.  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I left the DDO VIP plug out of the intro. Ask me why.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 3, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – June 4, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO, Episode 66, Chronoscope

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s important? Apparently raids! We ran the Chronoscope and went back in time to try and save Nat and Nell Gan! Nat is dead, I’m pretty sure and we left Nell in the past, so we screwed that up as well! At least we tried! Sorry, Stormreach! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, May 7th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 66th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Share please…at the door of a quest where a quest giver is the door and you can’t get through it w/o talking to him…this laziness is still going on!
    • Remember way back when I said I was trying to kill 12,000 spiders to get a free spider companion?
    • The slog continues! 5,000 favor. We ran a three man of the shroud and I have never seen Narc so uptight as when he was worried about that wall.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist
      • I am 7.4 mil of 8.2 xp, I pugged!
  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • Your girl, I mean my girl, Cynthia is gone…
      • Snatch game realness. The girl who did Marlene Deitrich was perfect!
      • I am not current on this show, there is a GREAT reason for that!
    • Riverdale – DON’T! No spoilers! I can’t watch it, it would be a betrayal.
    • Sense8 season 2 is on Netflix! Binge binge binge!
    • Confessions of an Anime addict. Attack on Titatin, season 2 is practically current on Adult Swim RIGHT NOW! I watched episode three’s excellent dud with my son tonight.

 

The Chronoscope

Once upon a time, many years ago there was a big red tent in the center of the Marketplace. Inside the tent, vendors of all sorts gathered to sell their wares. There was armor, weapons, potions, reagents, wands, scrolls, and just about anything you could think of or need. Then one dark day the unthinkable happened. A horrible horde of devils and fiends came and declared war on Stormreach. The poor unsuspecting residents of Stormreach were just going about their day when portals from Shavarath started to appear in random places all over the Marketplace. This lasted for several days and then suddenly one day, a large portal formed over the big tent. It was enormous and churning like a big red whirlpool. The vendors moved out of the tent, most of them went to the Rusty Nail. It was terrifying!

Why am I telling you about this? Because this quest is about Nat Gann. Prior to this event, Nat was a pole dancer and spent his time entertaining people in the Marketplace, just outside the tent area where the pawn brokers are. But the word is, that during the invasion Nats legs were broken and then he just disappeared. His sister, Nelle, like any good sister would, wants to find him and is going to look for him. Her father, Nolan, is naturally worried about her and had asked us to go and keep her safe. To get to the Chronoscope Excavation site, which was where we thought she was, we had to take an airship from Falcon’s Spire. Once we got there we met a mindflayer and some stuff happened and we got sent back in time. Here is something I found over in the Twelve. I had a copy made. Did you know they have copiers over there? Yup, a whole room full of them! It says it’s from the Morgrave University archives — “Ancient fables speak of the Chronoscope teleporting Giant armies across Xen’drik during the Dreaming Dark war. But the Dragons of Argonnessen forbade any further use as a danger to the draconic Prophecy. It is unclear what threat such teleportation poses to the Prophecy.” I guess that has something to do with what happened. Anyway, wow I had forgotten what a mess the Marketplace was back then. We had to fight a lot of devils and abishai and some random tieflings that were running around but we did finally find Nelle. Man! She looked terrible! Lessah did something and fixed her. I don’t know but I had some talk about moisturizer. Must have been some really good stuff because it took about 50 years off of her. From here on it seemed to me like we were just running around looking everywhere. Really, behind things, under things, on things. We went through a plethora of portals, in the steam tunnels, on the roof, back and forth, forth and back. We killed a conjoined abishai, which was made of 5 other abishai but the only time we saw Nat Gann was just a mere glimpse of him being questioned in the Phoenix Tavern shortly after we arrived. So, we decided it was time to leave but Nelle had other plans and said she wasn’t going back. I was a little worried that her father would be upset with us when we showed up without her but she said she would write him a letter to explain and we left.

 

Loot – We got 4 chests

Unique Rewards

These items are Bound to Account on Acquire unless otherwise noted.

Named Chest Drop

These items are Bound to Account on Acquire.

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • Ranger vs Artificer. Favorite Mix? Bardificer, Brogue, etc, etc.
    • Mythery didn’t drop any knowledge gems in DDO. Let’s talk about her life choices!
      • Ranger = Human, Artificer = human. What’s that all about?

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  “I feel strangely safe here.”

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • Happy Day! Music for this week’s show! HOORAY!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Tonight, we’ll guest host the DDOCast at 8PM EDT
    • Twitch – May 20, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – May 21, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 65, Prey on Hunter

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We went back to the Siber Atoll. Because if at first you don’t succeed, go back and try your luck again! We got it done but now we need three more gems before they allow us anywhere near the quest. Sheesh! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 23rd at 2AM Eastern. This is our 65th show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Our episodes are not being posted in the DDO channel…are we in trouble?
    • 5,000 favor is doable without having to run every raid! There is HOPE for me! (I’m at almost 4,000 favor right now and we haven’t finished cleaning up level 15-17 favor)
    • Remind me why we stopped… (Technical 13)

 

 

  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • Nina Bonina was a little salty about not getting the role in the musical she wanted.
      • Eureka…
      • Phera Moan and Cynthia Fontaine…which one?

 

Reaver’s Reach in the Siber Atoll (continued)

Enter the Kobold

We finished this time. Really, I think that’s enough said about this quest. This creepy kobold and his freak friends, the living spells, have had quite enough air time. Dead done over.

Oh, and if you mess around long enough that your friends finish the puzzle you can hop right through to the other side in three moves. Easy peasy.

 

Loot

No named loot in this this hot dusty dirty mountain.

 

Prey on the Hunter

We went to Aussircaex’s Valley, holy cats it’s cold there! We were there to get a Dragonshard Essence but what we found was a bunch of crazy Frost Giants trying to steal dragon eggs. Apparently there was a husband and wife team of dragons there guarding the essence and the wife had laid eggs while they were there. I guess the giants decided they were just going to take them and raise some little dragons for themselves. Either that or they were thinking of some bacon and eggs for breakfast. I don’t know. I also don’t know how it is possible to miss a 4 x 10 foot lever. I think Sahba decided it was too dangerous for her to stick around with us because one minute she was there and the next she was gone. Yep, she just up and left us in a big frozen mountain full of giants and dragons! But we were determined and stuck to the plan. And even though we stopped the giants and made a deal with the dragons guarding the essence, I got the feeling that Lessah was considering swiping those dragon eggs herself.

 

Loot

Hey, guess what? There is some actual named loot here. It’s called the toothpick and it is a masterwork rapier of greater giant bane, ml12 (probably could have used something like that a little sooner huh?).

 

Stealer of Souls

Did you think we were done out here? We are not! The best is yet to come! We received an essence for completing each of the quests out here. Those will get us into the quest Stealer of Souls. Great quest and I can’t wait! But, in order to get into the explorer area where the quest lives we need three of six gems which come from other explorer areas. More specifically; gianthold, the desert, the orchard, and the three areas out here. All six of the gems have long crazy names and you can look them up in the wiki. It will be good practice for you. We are in the process of getting those now and I imagine we will have them by the time we meet again. I have a very wild imagination so who knows.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   

 

    • So….human eh?

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • Which way did you go?

 

Housekeeping!

  • Last show sound horrific. It’s not my fault..probably.  
  • Mythery – Stuff – we need more
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 6, 2am EDT, Stealer of Soulsl
    • Podcast – May 7, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 64, Siber Atoll

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming. This week in Dungeons and Dragons Online, we went to the Siber Atoll for some punishment…I mean fun. Things were going great right up until they weren’t! Anyone who says a kobold is an easy opponent has never met Desaga! Thanks so much for listening! 

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

There is no quest for the Damsels on this day… Did we do something wrong?

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 9th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 64th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade. Troll. I didn’t know I could make my hireling climb out of the trap with my stone.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Riverdale (SPOILERS!)
      • Jughead is amazing. So is Betty. I LOVE THE SHOW! All the problems are so real! Mommy issues, daddy issues, homeless issues, pregnancy issues, money issues, backstabbing, front stabbing, it has great plot!
      • Suspects! Who killed Jason Blossom?
        • Betty’s Mom(she’s violent, look at how she treated her hubs)
        • Betty’s Dad (old vendetta)
        • Cheryl, Jason’s sister, grade-A psycho
        • Gang he was dealing for
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • My pick for top three…Valentina, Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Maybe Nin Bonina Brown (was the robot)

 

Reavers Reach in the Siber Atoll

Monastery of the Scorpion

OK, in order to get to this place you need to go speak to a guy at the top of the airship tower in the marketplace and he will fly you out over the ocean and make you jump off. And he doesn’t even get close to the water or anything. Then you swim under the water and into a crack into the ocean floor. All of this will bring you to a room where the Reaver is just kicking back, dishing out the fly spell and talking people into doing thing they wouldn’t normally do. We talked to some woman who was hanging around in there and she opened up a portal, which of course we entered, and it looked really pretty in there at first. But there turned out to be a lot of ghosts and undead things roaming around in there so we went into what looked like a little cave opening. Turned out to be some sort of monastery or something I think because there were a bunch of very angry monks in there. There were an amazing number of traps in there for a monastery though and quite a few puzzles. When we got to the end there was a very large drow scorpion with a fancy for casting dancing balls running around trying to kill Lessah and I. Fortunately, Sahba solve some weird puzzle and he just dropped dead at our feet. We got ripped off for a chest too. 🙁

 

Enter the Kobold

This quest is really easy.

Until you get to the end.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   

 

    • Gnomemyth/ Mythgnomer, how big is too big when it comes to a gnomes nose.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “I love shooting zombies in the head”

 

Housekeeping!

  • Summer break…Sooooooon.
  • Mythery – I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Apr 22, 2am EDT, in the Siber Atoll
    • Podcast – Sun Apr 23, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 63, Daily Experience

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week was all about daily experience! I was fast. It was fun. It was productive. We even dusted off characters we hadn’t played in a few updates and wondered where all their gear went! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

(coming soon!)

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP!  Visit our website to find out more! Damsels of DDO dot com!

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 26th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 63rd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I went crawling back to the crafting house. Thanks Rent2Pwn!

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist

 

  • Before we start!  
    • The 100
      • I feel like I’m watching a video game every episode.
    • Shadowhunters
      • Soooooo….Jace and Clary are not related.
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!! I’m helping 🙂
      • What’s the deal with Wendy Williams?
      • Who do you think 14 is?
      • Who’s your fav? I don’t see a stand-out so I’m not sure I have one yet but it might be Farrah Moan
      • I think the change in rules might make this the best season ever!
      • I foresee some MAJOR drama this time!!!!

 

The Sane Asylum, etc…

We did Spies in the House and VON 3 before doing The Sane Asylum. First was Spies in the house. In house D this d’Denieth dude says he wants us to go down a road, Blood Road to be exact, just to see what is down there and if there happens to be any bad pirates we should kill them. Really? Then he says the road is “right there” and has us jump in the sewer. I knew there wasn’t any road down there but I went anyway. There wasn’t. There was a lot of jumping to be done to get out of the sewer and I’m happy to report that we did a pretty good job at that. And yes, there were some bad pirates that needed killing as well as a couple of gargoyles that had apparently been down there way too long. They were nuts.

 

Von 3 is same as it ever was.

 

The Sane Asylum is not so sane. I guess the rulers of the Twelve had placed an informant in there. To me that’s just odd to start with. He went missing. What did they expect? We were supposed to go find him and get him out. Honestly, I don’t recall seeing him. Of course I’m not so sure about what I did see so… I think there were daydreams and nightmares and supposed reality. Quite a few relatives of Fred and Fred himself and a beholder called Nurse Ratchet who was doing nasty things. Oh, I did see the right and wrong eyes but I didn’t bother them. They were crazy.

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Why aren’t you mentioning me more in your write ups?
  • Mythery Says:  
    • “I walk around with a beer all the time in real life too.”

Housekeeping!

  • Welp. That was fun while it lasted. No more music until summer break!
  • Mythery – Lessah is the best and I am so proud of her. I will pick her to join me in the zombie apocalypse. She’s good at searching guts!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Apr 8, 2am EDT, in the Siber Atoll
    • Podcast – Sun Apr 9, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com  

 

Or just creep on us!  

@Lessah

@Mythery1

@SahbaJade

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Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

Sahba Jade’s Twitch

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 62, Machine Uprising Realness

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Don’t fear the Reaper…unless your computer breaks a fan and hits almost 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Then maybe you should quit for the night! The Damsels went back to House D for some more fun. It did not go well so we headed to the Lords of Dust…which did not go well for Lessah. I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 12th at 3AM Eastern. This is our 62nd show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sooooooo…MY COMPUTER IS FIXED! 
    • Did you guys finish?
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist

 

  • Before we start!  
    • The 100
      • Bellarke is real <3 Are you sure about that? I’m not so sure. Actually I am beginning to think you just want it. 🙂
      • My fav girl gets a hole in her marble bag, marbles everywhere. Then she goes and gets herself stabbed and falls off of a cliff. A really high one! That’s one rough day.
    • Shadowhunters
      • I love this show. This is one of those rare book adaptations where everything just clicks really well.
      • Do you like Izzy with the Fairy or the Vampire? I think it’s time for Izzy to date a girl…reasons. Scientific ones…  
    • Riverdale!!!!  
      • OMG watch this show it’s so good!
      • Jughead makes me so happy I could cry.
      • I love how every kid on the show has a different style of chaotic homelife. It’s really not a stable environment..and one of them is homeless.

 

The Black Loch – Reaper Mode

Ha! Who knows? It was tough. I couldn’t hear and Lessah couldn’t see. Which meant no one else could either. So we don’t really know. Here’s the thing, there is all this talk about what will happen when the machines rise up against us. How will they do it? Will they form armies of androids and march against us, shooting lasers from their arms and eyes? Or maybe they be more indirect about it and plan our deaths in ways that seem more like accidents. Like, the elegant programmable shower system, feels great right? Yes! Until it malfunctions and electrocutes its owner. Or the car that locks all of its doors and rolls up its windows then drives its owner off of a nearby bridge. Well, I am beginning to think it has already begun and the attack it more subtle than anyone ever thought it would be. Really! How crazy making is it when your computer waits until the night of your twitch stream and decides to overheat and shut down after barely being on long enough to load all of the crap that runs in the background, slowing you down even though you told it not to run that stuff on startup? I bet Lessah knows the answer to that. Or the headset that decides to connect disconnect connect disconnect connect disconnect every 2 seconds even though you spent several hours doing everything you could do to fix the problem and then used it all night two nights before to make sure it worked only to have it revert back to the connect disconnect malfunction. I can tell you, VERY VERY crazy making! They are going to slowly drive us all nuts. It will take a while but what do they care? It’s not like they have to worry about time. I have decided I will just go quietly insane. Or maybe not so quietly but I can’t do without my stuff! I must have my iPad and my phone and my computer with all of the wonderful things that go along with it. They win! You hear me, all you machines out there? I give up! I surrender, you win, so maybe you could lighten up on me for a little while? Pleeeese

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

    • How do you interpret the quest storylines so spot on?

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “Well maybe I could if you would call me…”

 

Housekeeping!

  • Spring break! I still have homework, but this week’s show will have MUSIC!
  • Mythery – Lessah is the best and I am so proud of her.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Mar 25, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Sun Mar 26, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 61, Reaper Mode

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What that you say? You want to spend 80 minutes in the same quest on an insane difficulty? Done and done! The Damsels went to Bargain of Blood on Reaper difficulty. The results were a bit shocking. Find out what we have to say about that and DDO’s 11th anniversary! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 26th, 2016 at 2AM Eastern. This is our 61st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Gnomes came out to play last night! Love them! (didn’t think I would!)
    • Sahba Gnome? Is it that she’s too short? I think maybe she just needs a new outfit.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery is still 30?
    • DDOCast turns 10.
    • Free gift for VIPS – just a reminder – log in through Mar 13.
    • Double DDO bonus points through Mar 2nd. Support your game – buy DDO points <G>.
  • Ever make a character, want to tr into a different class, but can’t because the alignment is wrong?  Check the ddo store this week – 25% off
    • Alignment changes – 371 ddo points
    • Select classes
    • Supreme tomes – +6 3858 ddo points
    • Select ability potions x5 – 45 ddo points
    • Potions of PRR/MRR x10 371; x5 221
  • 11th anniversary
  • Forums:
    • What motivates you to play DDO?
    • Reaper XP – per character – I doubt I will get enough xp on one character to get the rewards but doing quests in reaper mode (chances increase with higher reaper skulls):
      • with static-named items have Reaper bonus gains
        • Ability boost – +2 to all abilities (helmets only)
        • Power boost – +3 to melee, ranged, spell power
        • PRR +3
        • MRR +3
      • Increased chance of named item drops
      • Increased chance of named items having mythic bonuses
  • Reaper enhancements.

 

  • Before we start!  
    • The 100
      • Bellarke is real <3
      • Shadowhunters
        • Magnus dropped a BIG Easter egg about the Infernal Devices (Gem!)
        • Awesome warlock battle, lock down his house!
        • drug addiction (totally cool with all the plot changes so far, no complaints!) I felt a little weird chemistry between Izzy and Rafael(lead vampire). I’m wondering if she’s going to get another man. I liked her Selee boyfriend, but meh. It’s all good.
    • Riverdale!!!!  
      • So good
      • Teen Outlander!!!!
      • Jughead is Cody from Suite life of Zach and Cody and he is acting his butt off! So impressed. So confusing. Babies aren’t supposed to be so hot. It is creepy just typing it.
      • I love Betty and Veronica’s relationship. I normally go in for guy love/ bromances but this one is reeling me in like Xena and Gabrielle.
      • Instant hit! Watch it! Gossip Girl but with evil people and emotionally immature adults. Way better.

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      Outlander Jaimie and his teenage son Archie “Dinna Fash Sassenach”

 

 

Bargain of Blood – Reaper Mode

Soooooo, I just talked about this quest. Not last time but the time before, so Sahba picked it this time so I would have nothing to say tonight. It was a little different this time though. We actually did the quest AND was did it on Reaper mode. It was only one skull but I did learn a few things in there.

  1. Going slowly really does work sometimes. OK, I already knew this but it happens so infrequently I might have forgotten.
  2. Standing 15 – 20 feet above the person trying to kill you and throwing fireballs at them is a great idea. Fine, I knew this too but it makes a lot of sense in here.
  3. Don’t let Lessah near the lost souls if you actually need them. Shoulda known this. 🙂
  4. Take a healer because trying to heal yourself is stupid.
  5. It makes me happy that maybe now I can play my healers and be appreciated again.
  6. One skull isn’t really that hard but I did notice that one of the named guys was CR 48. The quest was level 22 and we were 21.

What are some of the real features of reaper mode?

  1. Monster damage up, player damage down.
  2. Self healing, keyword “self”, waaaaaaay down. 1 skull 40% less than normal, 4% less each skull to 4% at 10 skulls!!!! Wow!
  3. Killing an enemy may result in a lost soul being dropped. Consuming (dbl click on it) it will give back sp. It is 5(base quest level+3). Hirelings can’t use them. Bummer!
  4. There is a death timer. About 6 seconds and if you run away from you stone and rubber band the timer restarts.
  5. If you leave the instance you can NOT come back and no one else can come in either (no swapping out characters or adding a new player).
  6. You get full hp, sp, and ki when entering the dungeon but this isn’t like a rest. Ex: if you have death penalties you will still have them.
  7. CC spells don’t last as long.
  8. You cannot enter a quest if you are more than six levels over the base quest level.
  9. If you are an epic level character you cannot enter a heroic level quest.
  10. XP – There is extra xp given and there are a great many things that affect how much xp is given. Check the wiki.

A little about reapers.

  1. They look like wraiths.
  2. They all wear deathblock.
  3. Don’t bother with things like trip, grease, earthquake, or any other ground type effect.

 

Kinds of reapers.

 

  • Carnage Reaper
    • Hits like a truck. Even in low level reapers, carnage reaper may one-shot you.
    • Inflicts a vulnerability debuff of 20% more damage. Stacks up to 10 times.
    • Likes to engage in melee.
  • Famine Reaper
    • Casts various spells
    • Every 10 seconds, gains a stack of Doom Caster: This caster’s spells will hit harder and fail less.
    • Affects nearby characters with Reaper: Slowing Touch: The Reaper’s touch gnaws at your form, slowing your movement and preventing tumbling. Bestowed automatically when you enter Reaper’s melee range for 4 seconds. Combat log: -50% movement, -20 melee speed, -20 ranged speed
    • Will teleport to player if it loses line of sight for long.
  • Fear Reaper
    • Has an AoE stacking DoT effect (“Fear of Death”) that damages all characters until the reaper is destroyed.
    • Has a radius around him where “Fear of Death” doesn’t apply. So, anyone within the radius of the fear reaper is safe from the effect.
    • Doesn’t like to come close to the players. Usually stays in initial position, but would like to have line of sight.
    • Has a melee attack. Hits hard, but in line with champs.
  • Plague Reaper
    • Melee. Hits like the fear reaper, but he inflicts healing debuff. Basically, trying to heal the person hit by the plague reaper is useless.
    • Will teleport if player is too far.

Loot

There are three vendors to speak to about items. Each requires a different amount of reaper experience before they will talk to you,

A few of the items you could get are:

Cosmetics

  • Cosmetic eyes
  • Cosmetic wings
  • Reaperling creature companion

Items/Benefits

Notes

  • Each of these chances should increase in likelihood for each skull of reaper being played on.
  • Applies to static named items from quests. Crafted items or end rewards don’t have this benefit.

An item with Reaper bonus gains one of the following:

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • What are those red balls?

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “It’s not mad, it’s moderately pissed off”  


Housekeeping!

  • School is going great, thanks for asking! I am loving it. *sings* I wish I could go back to college! 
  • Mythery – why hasn’t Lessah typed anything in here for me?
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Mar 11, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Mar 12, 2am EST

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO EPisode 60, Tower of Frost

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What could be easier and more fun than helping a landlord with one of his delinquent tenants? In this case, the tenant was a weirdo wizard with the eye of Rizia and a murder parade that came out to greet the damsels in the spirit of camaraderie. In this case camaraderie would be replaced with pointy objects and…well…things just went downhill from there. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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COMING SOON! (ish… I didn’t see it up yet, 2/15/17 – Lessah)

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 12th, 2016 at 2AM Eastern. This is our 60th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Slowly getting XP on my own. I am level 27. Soon…ish.
    • Sahba Jade: Don’t do it on normal if you have halfway decent characters. (Who are you calling decent?)
    • Mythery Inferno and the land of “I am never ever ever…going back to level.” (Ala Taylor Swift)
    • Another song for Sahba’s Ship… I like Big Buffs!
    • Have to give Sahba Props for getting me good last night. “Hurry Hurry….she’s starting, you’ll get locked out”

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery is still 30
    • Free gift for VIPS
      • Log onto any character on a VIP account, through Mar 13, and receive an account-wide permanent Lioness Hireling for all characters, forever!
      • Check your hireling folder if you don’t see her.
      • She can be activated anywhere in non-raid dungeons and landscapes

 

  • Before we start!  
    • I only had time to watch Supergirl, Legends, and the first episode of the 100. I am not even caught up on Black Sails. This is SAD! This school stuff is cutting into my TV time.
    • Myth catch me up on what I need to get caught up on first!
    • You missed Shadowhunters?!?!? And what about Magicians? I wonder when Orphan Black is coming back and did you know this is the final season? Sad. 🙁

 

Tower of Frost

Loved this quest! The place is pretty big and pretty pretty. So this guy, Theobald the Antiquarian is behind on the rent for his tower and for some reason we were sent in to find him and tell him to pay up. Well. I guess we’ve done stranger things. Also, it was snowing inside of the place! He had secured himself in the top of the tower and in order to get to him we had to kill lots of monsters like; orcs, dretch, satyrs, trolls, ice mephits, ice elementals, salamanders, winter wolves, animated swords and shield, frost giants, hedges and topiaries, living disintegrate, some named things, and the best of all….CRAWLING COINAGE!

 

There are several things that need to be accomplished in order to finish the quest. When you get to the top of the tower there will be a portal you need to enter to get to Theobald but you can’t get in without tossing the Eye of Risia in first. There are 4 wards on the eye that maintain a little force field around it, those need to be disabled. These are located in various places on the way up. BTW that thing is COLD! Actually everything is cold. When you go to the kitchen you will find yourself in the fridge. Yes, inside of the refrigerator. There are various things to gather and use that will allow you to progress up the stairs such as; a lantern and a claim ticket. The optionals are fun too! Applying things to the altar in the summoning circle will get you a fight and a chest.

 

Also was pleasantly surprised to hear Jerry as the DM.

 

Loot –

Bottled Winter – Consumable, ML1, BtA: Casts a Fortitude saving condition against target and any enemies in a small radius. Drops occasionally in stack of five (elite) from the end chest.

Epic gear (ML27, BtA)

Epic Returning Snowball – Dart 5[1d4], 18-20×2: +13 Enhancement Bonus, +6d10 vs Humanoids, Frostbite, +6d6 Cold on hit, +13d6 Cold on crit, Orange Augment Slot, Returning

Legendary Utilitarian Necklace: Sheltering +32, Constitution +12, Quality Fortification +34%, Quality Physical Sheltering +7, Green Augment Slot

Epic Whirling Words – Rune Arm: Maximum Charge Tier: V, Rune Arm Imbue: Bludgeon VI, Insightful Spell Resistance +20, Quality Magical Sheltering +7, Quality Potency +23, Concentration +9, Green Augment Slot

ALL HAIL THE MURDER PARADE!

Favorite part was the illusionarium; Jerry as a narrator.  

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Let’s talk about your fear of commitment.
    • I took Mythery to the Theatre last night. It was an off off Broadway production of Hamilton. It was a lesser known version of the story about when Hamilton was fighting for the freedom of Stormreach.

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “Eye Fondling Bad”
      • Lessah: This guy’s a weirdo, let’s find him and kill him.
      • Mythery: Okay!
  • Sahba: Read it.
  • Myth: …
  • Sahba: Read it…out loud.
  • Myth: Oh.

 

Housekeeping!

  • School still kinda intense right now. Expect another unedited show!
  • Mythery – I will build the bestest website.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Feb 25, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Feb 26, 2am EST

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 59, Sentinels of Stormreach – Zombie Pirates

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Sahba and Mythery took pity on Lessah this week and tried to get her the seal and shard she needed to upgrade some gear from the Carnival quest chain in House Phiarlan. I’d say the results were mixed. Thanks for the effort anyway! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 28th, 2016 at 2AM Eastern. This is our 59th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Not ready to be a Pally yet. School is kicking my butt.
    • Sahba Jade, Gnome
    • How lonely is Mythery on a scale of Orphaned kittens to Forever Alone Memes?

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery is still 30
    • New Players’ Council
      • More info soon
      • Myth, Lessah apply
  • Still working on red-named mobs showing up as champions – will change so no red-named mobs champions – like? Dislike?
  • Free gift for VIPs
  • DDO Bonus Days bring you +50% Challenge Rewards, now through January 29th!
  • Favorite build

 

  • Before we start!  
    • I only had time to watch Supergirl, Legends, and Flash 🙁 This school stuff is cutting into my TV time.

 

House D Sentinels of Stormreach – Pirates? Zombies? Zombie Pirates!

Bargain of Blood – It all starts in the searing heights where the Blood Tide have set up the Bargain Bazaar to sell their booty. This of course ticks off the merchants of Stormreach and therefore must be shut down once and for all! Ultimately the general manager must die and that’s awesome because he is a kobold riding a minotaur. Yes, that’s a thing. There are three optionals and bunches of traps.

 

No named loot.

 

The Black Loch – Slay your way through the loch while collecting keys along the way to make progress. Kill the necromancer on the big ship in the middle and get the key that unlocks the door to the treasure room!

 

No named loot.

 

Storm the Beaches – The Blood Tide pirates have occupied Mistral Island in the Straits of Shargon and are fortifying their base there. You need  to lead the island strike force.

There are three ways to get there but we always take the boat that puts you out away from the main part of the action. You need to destroy all their balista and make your way to the innermost part of their base and destroy a dimension anchor there.

 

No named loot.

 

The Tide Turns – This is my favorite one but you have to do the first three in order to get this one. Go to the Sentinels Tower and fight your way to the top. There are lots of traps and some choices to make but once you get to the top to fight Captain Tew, he’s a rat!! There are also some water eles and a genie and if you’ve done elite, three end chests. (actually there can be a total of eight chests in the whole quest)

 

Loot – All bta, ml 5, and have unraveling enchantments. Upgrade with sigils goat, lion, and dragon.

 

Version Item Type Enchantments
Base Chipped Bastard Sword Bastard Sword +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Fang +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Maiming, Shatter +4, Dragonshard Focus: Sentinel
Epic Epic Chimera’s Fang 2[1d10] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Increase base on number of dragon marks), Silver, Alchemical, Keen I, Shocking Burst, Destruction, Shatter +10, Disintegration, Chimera’s Ferocity, Red Augment Slot
Base Corroded Rapier Rapier Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Devotion +36, Silver, Alchemical, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Elyd Edge Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma +1, Devotion +42, Silver, Alchemical, Anthem
Epic Epic Elyd Edge 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma for Attack and Damage Mods, Charisma +7, Devotion +72, Silver, Alchemical, Screaming, Cacophony, Inspiring Echoes, Anthem, Red Augment Slot
Base Filthy Kukri Kukri +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Midnight Greetings +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception,Centered weapon for Monks)
Epic Epic Midnight Greetings 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Enhancement bonus increases base on Int mod max +10), Improved Deception, Finesse, Disintegration, Assassination +2, Improved Paralyzing, Clever Strike, Red Augment Slot
Base Rusted Crown Helm Natural Armor +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Crown Minor Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +15, Natural Armor +1
Epic Epic Chimera’s Crown Lesser Dragonmark Enhancement, Minor Greater Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +25, Natural Armor +5, Chimera’s Vitality, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot
Base Splintered Winter’s Wrath Wand Snowball Swarm 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Glaciation +30, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Winter’s Wrath Snowball Swarm 25 Charges (Recharged/Day:25), Lesser Cold Augmentation III, Glaciation +36
Epic Epic Winter’s Wrath Otiluke’s Freezing Sphere 15 Charges (Recharged/Day:15), Lesser Cold Augmentation IX, Glaciation +90
Base Tarnished Blademark’s Docent Docent +2 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Blademark’s Docent +3 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, Invulnerability
Epic Epic Blademark’s Docent +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Construct Fortification (10%), Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Tarnished Deneith Heavy Chain Chainmail +1 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Deneith Heavy Chain +1 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield
Epic Epic Deneith Heavy Chain +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Torn Chitin Bracers Bracers Armor Bonus +4, Will Save +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +5, Will Save +2, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change
Epic Epic Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +8, Exceptional Wisdom +1, Will Save +5, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Therapy

There is around 26mg of caffeine in each 8oz glass of tea. The effects can last up to six hours. You need to stop drinking tea six hours before you want to sleep.

        • Caffeine works by changing the chemistry of the brain. It blocks the action of a natural brain chemical that is associated with sleep. Here is how it works.
        • If you read the HowStuffWorks article How Sleep Works, you learned that the chemical adenosine binds to adenosine receptors in the brain. The binding of adenosine causes drowsiness by slowing down nerve cell activity. In the brain, adenosine binding also causes blood vessels to dilate (presumably to let more oxygen in during sleep).
        • Adenosine is produced by your daily activity. For example, the article How Exercise Works discusses how muscles produce adenosine as one of the byproducts of exercise.
        • To a nerve cell, caffeine looks like adenosine. Caffeine, therefore, binds to the adenosine receptors. However, it doesn’t slow down the cell’s activity as adenosine would. The cells cannot sense adenosine anymore because caffeine is taking up all the receptors adenosine binds to. So instead of slowing down because of the adenosine level, the cells speed up.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • I’m going to sit here and you guys do the raid…. It doesn’t work like that Myth!!!!  

 

Housekeeping!

  • School still kinda intense right now. Expect another unedited show!
  • Mythery – I will build the bestest website.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Feb 11, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Feb 12, 2am EST

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 58, Reaver Raid

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We wolfed out again this week in order to run the Reaver Raid with Drac. Fun times and puzzles were had by all! What happens when the Damsels decide to run an Epic Elite quest at the end of the night? An extra hour of gaming and a Benny Hill style boss fight! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 14th, 2016 at 2AM Eastern. This is our 58th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Can we talk about how awesome my new outfit is?
      • Now I need a plan to turn myself back into a Paladin!!! Come one Myth! It’s time for a new past life!!!
    • Sahba Jade, Gnome Alone! (cause she is)

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery is still 30
    • DDO Players Poll
  • Forums
    • Capes
    • Does anyone actually play ice games
    • Allow heroics to join epic quests?
    • Elite RIP
  • DDOCast Survey – end of year survey

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Black Sails is coming back to Stars, that means it’s almost time for Jamie the Naked Highlander. That’s the name of the show in my head!
    • The 100 is back this month
    • Shadowhunters is back 🙂

 

Korthos Island

Rare Encounters – Each Rare Encounter is worth 200 XP, with a bonus of 300 XP for defeating all of them. There are approximately 90 monsters in the wilderness including rare ones.

  • Slay Vekz Spluhr – Sahuagin Overlook
  • Slay Cicic – Ice beach near the Shrine to the
  • Devourer, just below Amalgam
  • Slay Zeer Ice River, south end near the Decrepit Catacombs

Explorers – Each Explorer is worth 100 XP, with a bonus of 300 XP for locating everything.

All five quest entrances are explorer points and there are seven other on the island.

 

Quest Name Quest Level Total Favor Patron ♣Casual ♦Normal ♥Hard ♠Elite
Stopping the Sahuagin 1 9 The Coin Lords ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Sacrifices 1 9 The Free Agents ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Redemption 1 9 The Coin Lords ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Necromancer’s Doom 1 6 House Jorasco ♣192 ♦320 ♥342 ♠364
Misery’s Peak 2 12 The Free Agents ♣780 ♦1,420 ♥1,540 ♠1,660
Total 5 Quests 45 ♣1,944 ♦3,360 ♥3,526 ♠3,908

 

1.)  Stopping the Sahuagin (Survive the Low Road) right outside the gate,  the one with the big ice spider and a mandatory puzzle. As well as the normal quest bonuses there is also bonuses for: Devious bonus: 2 or less monsters killed +7% Bonus or discreet bonus: 4 or less monsters killed +5% Bonus

2.) Sacrifices (Sewer Rescue) In the Cannith Aqueduct, help the mayor find his daughter. (1st half of set)

 

3.) Redemption (Steal the Healing Elixir)the abandoned cannith manufactury somewhere in the old cannith ruins, find the legendary Lars Heyton. This is the one where you can freeze the metal dogs if you turn the valve in the shrine area before you kill them all (they are usually all dead by the time you get to this point).

 

4.) Necromancer’s Doom – (The Missing Ward) in the decrepit catacombs, save Mistress Drusen d’Jorasco. We first meet Jacoby Drexelhand!

 

5.) Misery’s Peak – in the mountain, slay the ice dragon. (2nd half of set)

 

LOOT!!

 

Quest 1.

Battered HelmHelm: Intimidate +1, Haggle +1

Engraved CircletHelm: Will Save +1

Straw HatHelm: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Tumble +1

Tattered CowlHelm: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Diplomacy +1

Boots of Nimbleness – Boots: Jump +1, Tumble +1

Expeditious Boots – Boots: Expeditious Retreat 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Winter Boots – Boots: Lesser Cold Resistance

 

Quest 2.

NPC rewards: Half of the Korthos Island set (the other half comes from Misery’s Peak end reward)

Anger’s StepBoots: Expeditious Retreat 2 Charges (Recharged/Day:2), Jump +3, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +2 (untyped, stacks with competence)]

Arcane GogglesGoggles: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Power I, Set Bonus [15% improvement to 1st level spells]

Archivist’s GogglesGoggles: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Power I, Set Bonus [Spell Points +20]

Devoted GogglesGoggles: Heal +3, Power I, Set Bonus [+20% Healing to 1st level spells]

Nimble GraspGloves: Tumble +3, Striding 5%, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +1, +2 Damage to Sneak Attacks]

Pathfinder’s BootsBoots: Tumble +3, Striding 5%, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +2]

Protector’s GlovesGloves: Intimidate +3, DR 1/-, Set Bonus [Light Fortification, Insight AC Bonus +1]

Troubleshooter’s GogglesGoggles: Spot +3, Listen +3, Search +3, Set Bonus [Open Lock +3, Disable Device +3, Insight Bonus to all Saves +1]

Quest 3

Cloak of FaithCloak: Shield of Faith 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Curative CloakCloak: Cure Light Wounds 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Feather CloakCloak: Feather Fall 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Thought SpikeRune Arm: Force Shot, Will Save +1, Rune Arm Imbue: Force I, Craftable Rune Arm (+2)

Quest 4

End Rewards

Blessed GogglesGoggles: Bless 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Goggles of InsightGoggles: Competence Attack Bonus +1

Ornate GogglesGoggles: Search +1, Disable Device +1

Named Chest Drop

Arcane GlovesGloves: Spell Penetration I

Protective GlovesGloves: Shield spell (Recharged/Day:1)

Runic GlovesGloves: Use Magic Device +1

Quest 5.

Anger’s GiftNecklace: Strength +1, Resistance +1, Anger’s Wrath

Arcane NecklaceNecklace: Intelligence +1, Charisma +1, Arcane Mind

Archivist’s NecklaceNecklace: Minor Mnemonic Enhancer (doesn’t cure Feeblemind), Archivist

Devoted NecklaceNecklace: Wisdom +1, Resistance +1, Devoted Heart

Nimble BroochNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Nimble Hand

Pathfinder’s NecklaceNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Pathfinder’s

Protector’s BroochNecklace: Strength +1, Resistance +1, Protector’s Heart

Troubleshooter’s NecklaceNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Troubleshooter

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

      • Therapy
        • Let’s talk about your behavior when you panic.
        • Best part was knowing she had to come back outside in order to rest the quest.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • I panicked

 

Housekeeping!

  • Homework comes first. Will the show get posted? Yes. Will it be at the last minute? Maybe. Do we care?  No 😛
  • Mythery – lalalala nothing 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Jan 28, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Jan 29, 2am EST

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

 

Damsels of DDO, Episode 57, Clerics of Amaunator

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Happy New Year! We wolfed out this week and tried to get Drac flagged for the Reaver. We also go back to Eveningstar for a little talk about Cleric commendations. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 18th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 56th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Happy New Year!
      • Cabbage?
    • Lessah accidentally pugged!
      • Random tells FTW
      • Accidentally went on Drac’s show!
    • Sahba’s gnome? Is it a rule that Sahba must play a tall person when Lessah/ Myth play Gnomes?
    • Myth

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • How are your epic completionist characters doing?
      • What else did you do?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Best gaming memory from the past year! (DDO Or otherwise)
    • Games we played this year:
      • DDO
      • Minecraft
      • CIV ⅚
    • Games we will play??
      • Lego Worlds?

 

Clerics of Amaunator

 

You can trade 3 of any other commendation for 1 cleric commendation.

 

3 Commendation: Villagers of Eveningstar reward items

3 Commendation: Druids of the King’s Forest

3 Commendation: Purple Dragon Knights

3 Commendation: War Wizards

 

Drop locations – Kings forest, The High Road, Unquiet Graves, The Druid’s Deep, The High Road of Shadows

 

LOOT!!

 

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

End of year predictions!

      • When can we expect the machine uprising to begin? My roomba is eyeballing me!
        • Things you can do to

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

Housekeeping!

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!  
  • Mythery – lalalala nothing 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Jan 14, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Jan 15, 2am EST

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 56, Villagers of Eveningstar

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Howl with the Damsels! We tried to save Stormreach. Again. We can’t turn out back for a minute! We also talk about our favorite villagers in Eveningstar. You know, the ones who give out free stuff! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP!  Visit the “Favorite things page” of the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 18th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 56th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • How are your epic completionist characters doing?
      • What else did you do?
    • DDOCast debates – quest design

o   Adventure pack with no boss end fight?

o   Should traps be optional?

  •  On elite, should traps have ability to one-shot?

o   Should XP panel include kill counts?

  •  All said yes
  •  I think show total counts (not individual) so know conquest bonus

o   When devs ask why people play DDO

  •  Character development
  •  Traps!
  • Update 34 moved to Jan – want to get reaper mode in there
    • Reaper difficulty
    • Tower of Frost  – free to play quest – levels 14 and 28
  • Update 33 Patch 2 set to release before the holidays
  • Should there be quests that are auto fail if you die?
  • Festivult Jester has arrived! Coins drop through Jan 2
  • DDO Bonus Days brings 20% Heroic and Epic XP along with 5% VIP XP, through tonight.
  • December deals week 3 – 50% off Trials of the Archons, 50% off Universal Challenge Tokens (through Thur)
  • Free sample of the week – Acid green hair dye (Greenup)
  • Vote DDO in Massively poll as most underrated MMO
    • The Secret World – 14% (172 votes)
    • Final Fantasy XIV – 14% (170 votes)
    • DDO – 9% (109 votes)
  • Forums
    • Attn Devs – It’s Time
    • DDO name should be changed to Warlocks and Dungeons Online
    • Returning to old favor categories

 

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Villagers of Eveningstar

You can trade 3 of any other commendation for 1 villager commendation.

 

3 Commendation: Clerics of Amaunator

3 Commendation: Druids of the King’s Forest

3 Commendation: Purple Dragon Knights

3 Commendation: War Wizards

 

Drop locations – Kings forest, the High Road, Druids Deep, and the High Road of Shadows

LOOT!!

Villagers of Eveningstar reward items

 

 

Housekeeping!

    • Twitch – Sat Dec 31, 1am CST
    • Podcast – Sun Jan 1, 1am CST

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