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Damsels of DDO Episode 90, Goth Angel

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels are back! After many quests and an entire Saga, we have decided we really like Ravenloft! What we didn’t expect was a boss fight with an angel in his goth-phase. Then we ran around and around Baba Lasaga’s Hut! We talk all about it and more on this week’s podcast! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 9th 2AM Eastern. This is our 90th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • So glad we are back!
    • Did I miss the Crystal Cove? 🙁
      • Still Need New Epic Rat Killer
      • Also gloves and gear for my Paladin!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that Goth-Angels are Scottish because they wear kilts!
      • Myth: Since the people upstairs couldn’t make us move out by stomping around on our heads day and night and having knock down drag out fights they have decided to drown us.
      • Sahba: I need a new guild (more about this later)

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
      • Monet Exchange 🙁
      • Predictions for final three: Eureka, Asia, Miss Cracker
      • Eureka, Asia, Aquaria
    • Sahba suggests
      • The Rain (in the original Danish) – Netflix
      • The Unforgotten – PBS
      • Collateral – Netflix

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York 6th
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri 8th
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois 7th
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Sunrise

We went to the Abbey to talk to the Abbot. After locating the key for some really strange guys we went in and found the Abbot. He seemed quite pleased with himself and what he was doing there and insisted that we read his journals so we could learn of his good works with the poor unfortunates and diseased people in his community. We implied that we would and took off to give ourselves a little tour of the place.

 

The place was of medium size and had some interesting things in it, including its residents. We did end up reading his journal, the pages of which were scattered around from room to room. We learned that the strange looking guys were people who had leprosy that he had experimented on by replacing parts with various animal parts. We also ran into a girl standing in a room who appeared to have been in one heck of a sword fight. Like maybe some super fast rapier moves or something. She didn’t speak to us but before we left we found out that he had “made” her to be the gift of a bride for Strahd. So her face was made from several different women.

 

We were standing in the garden, which was quite lovely, talking to a lady with a pretty coat and watching a rather odd reunion between two lovers when Strahd decided to show up. Apparently we had done something to upset him because he arrived angry and a fight ensued immediately. We were fighting next to a relatively sizeable pond (for the size of the yard) and eventually we ended up in the water. Wow! We should have been there the whole time! Turns out that pond is full of holy water!!

 

Loot – mL 29, bound to account on acquire.

 

Legendary Plateshard Belt Belt
Legendary Kindred Spirit Light Armor
Legendary Burnscar Sash Belt
Legendary Disciple of the Dawn Outfit
Legendary Gauntlets of Innate Arcanum Gloves

 

Old Baba’s Hut – No flagging required. A house sat on me and killed me. The end.

But really, we walked in to see what was in there and we saw Baba seated in a very large skull in front of her hut. She cackled and taunted us for a moment and then her hut stood up and walked over to me and sat on my head. Then it proceeded to rinse and repeat for Sahba and Lessah.

 

Loot –

 

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
        • I love this game. I played with Drac yesterday.
    • Subnautica
      • Was on sale. I hope you all own it now!
        • You look like you could use some coffee.
          • Hardcore game. There was coffee in that nebula!
    • Minecraft!!!
      • Flowers and villages! Oh my!
        • Me and my daughter built a villa in the jungle.
    • 7DTD
      • WOTW Mod
    • Civilization V
      • Me and my daughter played against Rent and his daughter.
    • Borderlands 2
      • Always fun. I love playing Psycho Creig

MISC

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Listening to Mythery scream when she plays Subnautica is priceless. Please Twitch!
    • Mythery says: I need purple glitter.

 

Housekeeping!

  • I got my license and now my job won’t stop asking me to pick up shifts. I went from working once every week and a half to four-five shifts a week overnight! The good news is, I can ask off when I need it. It doesn’t mean I’ll get it. When they call and ask me to cover a shift, I never say no. I’m weak and poor.
    • I also got locked out of my email. Anyone who tried to email me in the last 6-8 weeks. I didn’t get it. It’s all straightened out now, though!
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂
    • We have a website! Panaceith.com is up and running!
      • We also have a short story that has gone to the beta readers! Hopefully will go up on the website in the next two weeks!
        • Speaking of betas, we only have one beta who is reliable. We’d like another. Anyone interested can email us. I’d like to pick up one more reliable beta.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Jun 23, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Jun 24, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 89, Wrath of the Earth

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back to Ravenloft where we freed more birds and picked up stolen jewels. Why does Ravenloft have so many scarecrows when there are no crops to guard? Why do all the Ravens in Ravenloft talk like they are regular people in disguise? All these questions and more get answered in this show! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 29th 2AM Eastern. This is our 89th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Challenges and the Epic Rat Killer
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned not to buy an audiobook about evil space elves because there are four in the series and then you will have to listen to all of them!
      • Myth: There are NO mummies in the King Tut exhibit at the science center,
      • Sahba: Lessah now has access to a 3D printer!!!  Let’s make something.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
    • AP Bio – was so good this week! I say that every week don’t I?
    • The 100 started! Will my heart get broken again?
    • The Crossing there is a lot going on in this and not good for talking about here. Why did we stop talking about Riverdale? Shadowhunters? Your boyfriend is pissing me off! 🙂

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Wrath of the Earth

We talked to this person named Grilsha Targolova who told us to go to Yester Hill. It seems that evil druids have erected a statue of Strahd on this hill and come here to worship him… or it …or both. Anyway, Grilsha thought they may have hidden one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen here and wanted us to see if we could find it.

When we got to the hill the first thing we saw was some pretty impressive lightning. It made a big ring around the top of the hill. As we went around looking for an opening we were attacked by a variety of Blight (twig, vine, needle), Mountain Folk, and Druid. After we had killed a number of these things the ring of lightning dropped down and we could see another ring so we went about doing the same thing. Shortly after we began again a small section dropped down and in we went. We could see the large statue of Strahd from where we entered and several evil druid bent over in worship. While it might not be all that nice to attack a guy who is bent over in prayer it sure does make the job go quicker. We found the gem where they had put it, at the feet of their master.

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Legendary Thrummingspark Cord Belt
Legendary Platemail of the Barovian Lord Heavy Armor
Legendary Garstone’s Lenses Goggles
Legendary Hound of the Night Collar
Legendary Softsole Slippers Boots

 

Raven’s Bane –

 

So, the story is that there was a village called Berez out in the mists somewhere and the people who lived there refused to bow down to Strahd’s will and because of their defiance he turned their town into a swamp. Well, mostly….there are a few little pieces of things here and there but for the most part…yup it’s a swamp. But after this little tirade of the great and powerful Strahd there was someone who thought Berez would be a great place to live. A witch named Baba Lysaga.

We talked to Muriel Vinshaw and she seemed to think that Baba had been up to all sorts of terrible misdeeds. One things she had done was imprison some ravens in cages out around in the swamp and also that she had one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen. So we put on our galoshes and went out to tromp around in the swamp looking for a witch. Oh, and some ravens. We did find the ravens one by one in their solitary cages, as we killed hordes of scarecrows and howlers. Dretch dot the landscape here and there but there seemed to be an endless supply of scarecrows. We finally came upon the little house of the witch which was definitely bigger on the inside. It was filled with an odd assortment of things some interesting, some just weird, I slipped and fell into a tub of blood. Was she expecting Strahd for dinner? There was a chest which proved to be holding one of the missing gems and when it was discovered Baba chose to make her appearance. Oooh baby! This witch is a party animal! I’ve never seen so many dancing balls in one place. She filled that room up! I don’t know how, but Brec and I managed to stay out of them and kept pounding on her but she was smart. As soon as she knew there was no way she was going to win this fight she took off and left us there with all of those balls still rocking and a bunch of brooms that wanted to kill us,

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Van Richten’s Legendary Cane Buckler shield
Legendary Ward-Inscribed Pendant Necklace
Legendary Feargaze Goggles
Legendary Silverthread Belt Belt
Legendary Sinister Handaxe Hand Axe

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • We built a raft, found an island
      • Myth got tranq’d at the door.
      • We need to go back and play some!!!! I must know what is over on face island.
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
        • I love this game.
    • Salt
    • Subnautica
      • I LOVE THIS GAME! I am trying to figure out how to make a base.
      • Why won’t it go on sale???? 🙁
    • Rust…
      • I (still) really like the game, I can’t help it. I just played for a bit, gathered things and then gave them away to random people.  
        • OMG. I built a base, I made a friend? It’s hard to say who your friends are in Rust. Most people are just waiting to kill you. I’m the house cat 🙂 <mew>
    • Minecraft!!!
      • Flowers and villages! Oh my!
      • We need to play this so I can OP us. 🙂
    • 7DTD

 

MISC

 

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Sometimes she says the most random things at weird times like “I forgot I had a penis.”  
    • Mythery is dead. She was online like…maybe I’m ded.
    • Mythery said: “You are a really good paladin”

 

Housekeeping!

  • It’s over! I’m at the end! I had my last two clinical days this week. It was so sad! I have a final exam and board prep and that’s it. The next time we have a show, I’ll be a graduated Polysomnographer and I might be boarded as well. *ugly crying*
    • Because of my graduation, we are skipping the next cast and will resume whenever Sahba’s math says. I think Sahba and Myth will twitch the next session without me as well.
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 12, 2am EST
    • Podcast – May 27, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 88, Save the Wine!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Ravenloft just keeps getting weirder. If people aren’t turning into birds or throwing awkward tea parties, they are keeping the pride and carelessness of wayward adventurers in amber. Seriously, we fought our own flaws in this quest! The best thing that happened this week was when the Damsels saved an entire winery! I mean, where would Barovia be if they couldn’t wash down Soylent Green Pot Pie with wine instead of boring old water? Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 15th 2AM Eastern. This is our 88th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • My barbarian spent 40k plat on a +10 intelligence cloak and it was then I was intelligent enough to realize I didn’t need any intelligence. I needed charisma!
      • Choices…
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I am really enjoying the Ravenloft storyline. Well done SSG!
      • Myth: I learned that Lessah’s job sux.
      • Sahba: Carbonated water is terrible!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Go see Ready Player One. It’s enjoyable.
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
      • Only 2 contestants are a real stand out for me.
        • Ms Craker and Asia Ohara, I like Blair, she reminds me of Chris Colfer when he was like 12.
      • I’m sorry but I just don’t like Eureka. She doesn’t present as a nice person. Vixen doesn’t seem very nice either. I like Blair. I’m sorry Blair, this probably means you are going home. I also like Asia and Monet.
    • Riverdale
      • I did not watch! No time!
    • AP Bio – Random comments about this show. DNA, underground railroad, sleepwalking, unattended murdered body. Should he leave her or do they deserve each other?
      • My thoughts
    • The Crossing
    • Shadowhunters
      • Did not watch, not time!

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana TBA
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York TBA
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California TBA
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Plce
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Sealed in Amber

Quite frankly, I don’t know what the hell is going on in here. 🙂 But it was fun.

Dark Gifts received from Amber Sarcophagi

The buffs generally grant profane bonuses, last for one hour and are not removed on leaving adventure.

  1. Dark Gift of: Dahlver-Nar, He of the Many Teeth: You’ll be able to resurrect when you die, it said. (Resurrect on death)
  2. Dark Gift of: Delban, the Star of Ice and Hate: Ice and Hate will be your allies, it said. (+15 Cold Spell Power, Hate-magnet like effect)
  3. Dark Gift of: Drizlash, the Nine-Eyed Spider: You’ll be as nimble as a spider, it said. (+4 Dexterity)
  4. Dark Gift of: Ferke, Queen of Poxes: Your wrath will make your foes envy the dead, it said. (+15 Acid spell power, ??? other effects)
  5. Dark Gift of: Great Taar Haak, the Five-Headed Destroyer: Everyone will know their weakness and inferiority to you, it said. (+4 Strength, +3% Doublestrike, +10 Intimidate)
  6. Dark Gift of: Khirad, the Star of Secrets: You’ll see traps and opportunities where others see nothing, it said. (+5 Spot, +10 Search, +10 Disable Device)
  7. Dark Gift of: Norganas, the Finger of Oblivion: The force of your spells will match your personality, it said. (+15 Force Spell Power)
  8. Dark Gift of: Savnok the Inscrutible: Your brilliance will only be matched by your capacity for evil, it said. (+4 Intelligence, +10 Bluff)
  9. Dark Gift of: Seriach, the Hell Hound Whisperer: A pair of contractually obligated Hell Hounds will follow you into battle, it said. (Bug: Reaper spawned a pair of CR: 11 Hell Hounds, if actively fighting or have offensive AOE in place the hounds will die instantly)
  10. Dark Gift of: Shami-Amourae, the Lady of Delights: You will know what’s good for you, it said. (+4 Wisdom)
  11. Dark Gift of: Sykane, the Soul Hungerer: Your ferocity in battle will feast on the souls of the slain, it said. (Vampirism on melee attacks)
  12. Dark Gift of: Tarakamedes, the Grave Wyrm: You will leap over deep chasms in a single bound, it said. (+15 Jump)
  13. Dark Gift of: the Vampyr: You will know how to turn into a vampire lord, it said. – (Unknown ???)
  14. Dark Gift of: Vaund the Evasive: You’ll be better at something rather vague, it said. (+10 Tumble, +10 Bluff, +?? Dodge)
  15. Dark Gift of: Yog the Invincible: You will be invincible, it said. – (+4 Constitution, -?? Movement Speed)
  16. Dark Gift of: Yrrga, the Eye of Shadows: You will know how meaningless existence is, it said. (True Seeing  ???)
  17. Dark Gift of: Zantras, the Kingmaker: You won’t take no for an answer, it said. (+4 Charisma, +10 Intimidate, +10 Diplomacy)
  18. Dark Gift of: Zrin-Hala, the Howling Storm: Your fury will lash out at your foes with lightning and thunder, it said. (+15 Electrical Spell Power))
  • Please help us update: (Gifts; wording, descriptions and effects, many more are still required!)

 

Loot – BTA. mL 29

 

Legendary Twisthallow Cloak Cloak
Legendary Shadow’s Footsteps Boots
Legendary Coat of the Traveler Medium Armor
Legendary Deathwarden Ring
Legendary Shadowhail Cloak Cloak

 

The Final Vintage

This was a short but really fun one. How can you go wrong with so much wine?? Not even brown mold will ruin your buzz!

 

Loot

 

Legendary Suppressive Fire Rune Arm
Legendary Mirrorplate Tower Tower shield
Legendary Braided Cutcord Belt
Legendary vKnifepalm Gloves
Legendary Scarlet Scale Cloak Cloak

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • I suck at life and other things.
      • New server, new map?
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Mission with Mythery. Lessons in failure.
        • I love this game.
    • Bermuda
    • Subnautica
      • I LOVE THIS GAME! I made a Sea Moth!
    • Rust…
      • I (still) really like the game, I can’t help it. I just played for a bit, gathered things and then gave them away to random people.  
    • Subsistance
      • This game…
    • Minecraft!!!
      • The Damsels are back in action! Traveling to the Nether on day 1? Whynot

 

MISC

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Mythery says the Best one liners during Minecraft. I propose she twitches Minecraft when we play!

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m in my last two weeks of school. My schedule will get better but quite a bit more chaotic because my job isn’t exactly stable. This next show should be ok but I can’t promise anything. Not until after May 12th.
  • Mythery – I learned that soon we won’t be getting a birthday present at all. Seriously, we used to get a choice of something really nice and useful for each and every character we owned. Then two or three years ago we got something nice but for only one of our people. This year we got a cosmetic item. Granted, each of our guys got one but come on… I don’t mean to be rude to whoever designed these but don’t go into fashion design. Blech! How about a choice. Or how about making it awesome looking. I know you know how to do it because the cosmetics for sale in the store vary in price and the nice looking stuff is the most expensive. My point is that you know if it looks good and this “present” would not sell in the store. Honestly though, I don’t understand at all why we have gone from getting something useful for each character to this. It isn’t like DDO is putting money in my bank account by doing this. Or a better point, they aren’t taking it out of theirs. If I am the type to spend my money in the store, a gift is not going to stop me from spending and if I am not, getting a taste of something I could purchase might actually get me to buy something. And even if it didn’t it would change nothing as far as what DDO is putting in their pockets. They wouldn’t be losing anything and would be making people happy. So I don’t get it! And yes I know complaining about a present isn’t cool and isn’t really something I have ever done but THEY started it not me and I happen to have a strong opinion about it.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 28, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 29, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 87, A Mad Tea Party!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels can’t resist a good party! The girls went to a tea party and found cultists, undead, monsters, and prisoners who were guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You know…normal stuff. We can’t wait to tell you how it all turned out! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 1st 2AM Eastern. This is our (1st show!) 87th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • I have some announcements!
      • First, you will want to stick around until the end of the show, be sure to type in chat so we can enter you in the drawing. We are giving things away tonight! DDO Points and game codes all over the place!
    • Now some more announcements!
      • Congratulations to Sahba Jade on being selected for the space program. We know you’ll boldly go where no one has gone before!
      • Mythery Inferno is rolling out her new line of glitter shoes for the DDO player on the go! Players are all the rage about them and are saying things like….“They don’t do anything!” and “What the &^%$beep*&* is this?”. Congrats Mythery, keep up the good work!
      • In other news today, In a real life modern roamance twist, Damsel Spouses Clankenbeard and Cadimere have declared their love for one another and insist on “making it legal” whatever that means. Congratulations all around!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: DDO Developers are getting creatively creepy with their storytelling and downright snarky with their dialogue boxes.
      • Myth: I learned that I probably need a new phone and getting turned around in rush hour traffic sux a lot because if you miss one turn it will take 45 minutes to get back on track.
      • Sahba: What did I learn?  Star Wars wasn’t that great?? Po Dameron should be dishonorably discharged!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana TBA
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York TBA
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California TBA
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York TBA
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

A Mad Tea Party

We were invited to a party!! I was told it would be a tea party so I had my best pinky ring on and all but of course not a one of us got even a sip of tea. What did happen, which seems to be a more normal thing than us actually having some tea, is that we found ourselves between two feuding nobles. Lady Wachter and Baron Vallakovich, who by all outward appearances seemed to be getting along just fine, each wanted us to do something … well let’s just say, not too nice to the other. We weren’t too sure exactly what we were going to do and just started to wander around Lady W’s place. Soon we found ourselves in a tunnel that links their two houses together. There were some barriers up to keep people for passing through easily but we solved some puzzles and dropped them. The first thing we saw at Baron V’s was the dungeon where he had his prisoners locked up. Apparently holding a sign with not so nice comments about the Baron gets you locked up around there. We let them go. Next we told one of his guards that we would help him out. We followed him thinking we would just take the Baron’s side, even though we did let his prisoner’s go but after we passed the cells and got back into the tunnel the guard turned on us and we had to kill him. I’m not sure what his problem was. I think it was around then we decided that we weren’t going to be on anyone’s side. The only thing left to do was to go and take out Lady W and Baron V. I guess it was a pretty good party after all, even if we never did get any of the promised tea.

 

Loot – Bound to account

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Summoner’s Spectacles Goggles 29
Legendary Adversion Ring 29
Legendary Blight Inferno Rune Arm 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess
        • Billboard campaign for the Lesery Cantina!
        • We have a customer!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Bermuda
    • Subnautica
    • PixelArk
    • Rust…
      • (shame) I really like the game, I can’t help it. I found a solo, duo, trio server and I play on it when I can.
    • Forbidden Island

 

MISC

 

  • Let’s give things away!

 

    • Drawing for points ala DDO
    • Drawing for 7DTD code!

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book?
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 14, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 15, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

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Damsels of DDO Episode 86, What are Feather Keepers?

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Puzzles and overprotective moms abound in this week’s adventure. The puzzles we understand but when your son who is “a man grown” goes into a vampire’s castle, it’s time to let go. Seriously, when your son sprouts wings, it’s time let him fly. They all leave the nest eventually. Right? Mom’s are really just the wind beneath their wings. Okay, joke over. Gotta fly! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 18th 2AM Eastern. This is our 86th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • So… gear for epic levels. I haven’t upgraded anything since I leveled to 20 on my Gnome.
    • Put on list, ghost touch weapon!
    • Mythery’s gear?
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned Barney is a baby T Rex
        • I love you, you love me, I want to eat your family…
      • Myth: I learned that being mommy to a baby Argi means you must learn to fish well and often.
      • Sahba: Myth and Lessah still need love … and to get out more.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, All Stars finale!
      • The two finalists were given a gift.
      • Both underdogs, both struggled but if we are talking about who struggled more and we are handling out pity titles…
      • Shangela had this in the bag.
    • Riverdale
      • So Jughead…is acting like an activist. He needs to turn season one into a novel and be an author , not a journalist
      • The Blossom twin curse? I’m so glad Cheryl is back in the plot where she belongs. What did her mom mean by “first we take care of Nana and Cheryl”? What is Nana doing exactly?
    • AP Bio – If you are not watching, stop and go watch it Right NOW!
    • Counterpart – Starz
      • I got irritated with this shoe because they took my eye candy away.
      • It’s silly for the Strategy guy to trust his wife’s poisonous words “Do you think they’ll let you keep her? She’s a child of two worlds…” and that’s it. He starts lying to protect his daughter. But there is no reason to think that he wouldn’t get to keep his daughter. He didn’t do anything wrong and the grandfather world want to protect his grandbaby.

 

Oath of Vengeance

Crazy feather keepers? What? So this one guy in the Blue Water Inn is rambling about somethings and I can’t understand about half of what he is saying but he sends me over to another guy, Rudolph van Richten, who by the way is a vampire hunter and he say he wants us to go see another guy about a dragon head. This other guy, Zigmund Kovalev, another feather keeper (not sure what’s up with that) wants us to deliver the skull of a silver dragon to yet another guy inside Argynvostholt. Suuuure why not! Actually this was a ton of fun! Argynvosholt is amazing! This place has hidden doors, hidden chests, and a huge light puzzle that unlocks a chest. So cool! Oh yeah, we took the weirdo his dragon skull. The bunch of revenants in that place, whack whack whack we killed them all.

 

Loot – Items bound to account on acquire.

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
The Legendary Best Defense Large shield 29
Legendary Crumbling Gloves Gloves 29
Legendary Cursebane Ring Ring 29
Legendary Kindred Pendant Necklace 29

 

A Raven at the Door – Items bound to account on acquire.

 

Loot –

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Skulled Ring Ring 29
Legendary Phasecloak Cloak 29
Legendary Bracers of the Fallen Hero Bracers 29
Legendary Dreadcursed Defender Docent 29
Legendary Memory of Hiding in Darkness Docent 29
Legendary Reflective Bloodstone Necklace 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess
      • Lesary Canteen
      • War of the Walkers
        • Myth SP?
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Nursery
          • baby what the hell.
          • Baby t-rex
          • Baby wolf
          • Baby cat
        • ALL THE BABIES!
        • We got our butt’s kicked in the cave.

        Mythery Inferno becomes a Mom!

        Our Little Purple killing machine in Ark Survival Evolved!

    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Napalm
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

http://ddowiki.com/page/Item:Robe_of_Celebration

MISC

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • So…I have a job now
    • But I can probably swing Damsels days
  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 31, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 1, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 85, Invitation to Dinner

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. It was back to  Barovia for the Damsels as they stumbled their way through the castle. That Strahd sure is tall, huh? I think it might have taken us all night if it weren’t for dumb luck and also people screaming at us on the live stream. Spoilers! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 4th 2AM Eastern. This is our 85th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • So you know that potion you can get from the Crystal Cove Event?
      • Upgrade it! DO IT!
      • Also the potions of heal over time from various collectibles saved my Gnome!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned Myth can still stumble her way to success, even in the dark!
      • Myth:
      • Sahba: Myth and Lessah need love

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • OMG! Rupaul’s Drag Race Allstars, season 3!!!
      • How about that Bendela Creme huh?
      • Bah!!! Stupid stupid stupid.
    • Aja was robbed. It should have been ehr that came back. She was killing it. Not sure why but I don’t like her.
    • It’s anyone’s game now. Shangela, Bebe, Even Trixie Matel. I don’t think I care. I don’t really hate or like any of them.

 

    • Counterpart – Starz – I’m 2 episodes behind.
      • I love that customs has to be so tough on people.
        • Prince has an album over there….but on the tech-side, he’s dead… What other things have snuck over to the opposite side and fueled Conspiracy theories?  
      • Nolan Gerard Funk as an assassin? YES PLEASE!

 

An Invitation to Dinner

Wow that place is big! I loved this quest and I can’t wait to do it again. So many things to do and see! Not to mention the XP!!! I got about 128k, with a pot, but still. There are 10 optionals in here plus the quest objectives change depending on which cards Madam Eva draws. I noticed by looking at the stream that Lessah could see cards pop up on her screen as they were drawn. I thought that was pretty cool. First I want to comment on this dinner invite, there was a long beautiful table set with nice shiny dishes and not a bit of food in sight! That should have been our first clue that something was amiss. I guess that’s why we didn’t stick around in the dining room for very long. It’s pretty easy to get turned around in there and since we had friends with us, there were time when we were all over the place. You can only see one tower on the map at a time but getting back on track wasn’t too challenging. I want to say that the ghosts and other things are really tough but I was something like 8 levels below quest level so maybe they were just normal tough. We were in there a long time and were ready to get out of there which made us try to avoid doing the last optional (since we had done all of the others). As it turns out, in order to get out you have to run right up on the last optional. No good deed goes unpunished I guess.

 

Loot

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Symphonic Lenses Goggles 29
Legendary Lore-Fueled Packbanner Bracers 29
Legendary Barovian Nobles’ Regalia Robe 29
Legendary Cursebane Focus Trinket 29
Legendary Perfect Pinnacle Ring 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I have a mansion! I made a backyard and everything!
      • War of the Walkers
        • Myth SP?

  • I don’t mind playing the mod. I don’t like it as much as Val Mod and the vanilla game. It’s kind of extra with all the excessive crafting and learning. Extra resources and all that. There is a bit of a learning curve there. I like it because things are gritty and we are not really married to any one area. Plus weird things happen like hordes of zombie strippers come to visit. We stopped only because our backpacks were so full.
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Holy Artifacts Batman!
          • We explored a cave and found a bunch of dung beetles.
          • Artifact = boss battle. I’ll try to twitch it but twitch, me and Ark don’t get along.
        • We also decided the thing to do was have outposts all over the island in places we might. Only some strangers had the same idea when we accidentally left the server running!
        • I am very proud of Mythery! Not only did she lead 9 large animals back to the barge, but she did it in the DARK! And Mythery cannot see unless it’s sunny out.
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

http://ddowiki.com/page/Item:Robe_of_Celebration

MISC

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • So…I have a job interview next week.
    • That doesn’t mean I’m going to work, it means…maybe. I only have a couple of days a week outside of school to give to a job with 12 hour shifts. Those are weekend days…
      • What does that mean for The Damsels? Well… I’m not sure. It might mean Mythery and Sahba are running with guests and without me on some days.
      • What does that mean for the show? I’m hoping the show can be recorded whenever we have time on the fly.
  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 17, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Mar 18, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 84, Fresh Baked Dreams

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Holy Barovia! The Damsels went trekking through some unknown territory this week as they tried to figure out the mystery of who would serve pies out of a windmill. Seriously, that is not normal. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 18th 2AM Eastern. This is our 84th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I am so sorry Bachlagore!!!!!  
      • What had happened was…
    • New Rat Killer for Gnomeless? Please?
    • Fierce Fred is evil.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that when you clean your house with a bunch of bleach, it burns your eyes. You guys are lucky I’m not blind!
      • Myth: Don’t nap before the show.
      • Sahba: Pyeongchang

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Riverdale
      • Will return in March, OMG
        • Sooooooo…. Betty comes home and mom and brother are cleaning up the remains of a dead body… so it’s a Tuesday at the Cooper home.
      • Race All Stars season 3
        • Milk?
          • There is a lot of salt going around for the Queens that got kicked, except for Chi-Chi (classy!)
        • Trixi leaving Thorgy’s nasty note on the wal about Shangela….
        • Twitter is calling this the “Bendela Creme Drag Race” but I foresee a great battle between Shangela and her. Game Recognize Game.
    • Counterpart – Starz
      • What would you do if you learned your daughter that died in childbirth was alive and well on the other side?
      • I love the big differences. One side has all the medicine and clean oceans/ food, the other has GMO’s, Hi-tech stuff.

 

Fresh Baked Dreams

Wolves, worgs, and stalkers oh my. All I can say is. Don’t eat the pie!!

 

Loot

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Rune-Sigiled Belt Belt 10
The Mistfallen Orb 10
Ring of Nightfall Ringg 10
Mist-laden Vestment Light Armor 10
Legendary Ring of Nightfall Ring 29
The Legendary Mistfallen Orb 29
Legendary Rune-Sigiled Belt Belt 29
Legendary Mist-laden Vestment Light Armor 29

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • Mythery is driving up my property taxes with her nice house.
        • Sahba needs to continue to live on top of her foundation.
        • My wolf Story!
      • Myth Single player game mod?
        • War of the Walkers

 

    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • The crazy bird ladies of Ark.
          • Female Rex
          • Quetzels like Rex Kibble
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • DOTA 2
      • I fail at life.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • I thought you were above illness. Remember that time your eyes started bleeding like a virgin Mary statue? That did not stop you from gaming.

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a loser and suck at life.
    • No really… I’m looking for a job.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 3, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Mar 4, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

  1. @Lessah
  2. @Mythery1
  3. @SahbaJade
  4. DDO Stream Twitch
  5. Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  
  6. Sahba Jade’s Twitch

Damsels of DDO Episode 80, Mists of Ravenloft

The Mists of Ravenloft, Death House

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We started working through the Mists of Ravenloft Expansion and good times were had by all! Even when Lessah paid a stranger to transport her to the middle of nowhere! Draculetta joins us this show to give us a guided tour of the place, even though he clearly got Mythery lost in the woods!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  This is NOT the questing from Ravenloft. It’s the show we skipped! But what can you do? 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 10th 2AM Eastern. This is our 80th show according to science. 

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Last night we were late!

 

    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Mythery only has so much patience for me when her cat is sick 😛
      • Myth:
      • Sahba: I don’t understand ‘southern’
      • Draculetta:

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • What did you do in DDO the past two weeks
    • Reaper Babies?
  • DDO Chronicle 261
    • Best Beer in Barovia
    • Witch hat give-a-way #1
  • Mists of Ravenloft is live
  • Slayer in the Orchard – are there younger quells?
  • DDO forums – Lots of Ravenloft and I didn’t want to read spoilers so DDO Chronicle 262
    • In The News!
    • Community Spotlights
    • Guild Hall
    • Fansite News
    • Let’s Talk Shop!
    • Screenshot of the Week!
    • Chronicle Comment!
  • Question of the show – if Lessah couldn’t be a Paladin and Myth couldn’t be a caster, and Draculetta can’t be a ranged-type, what would they be?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Riverdale
    • Outlander
    • The Walking Dead

Ravenloft

We met up with Draculetta so he could show us around Ravenloft but I don’t think he knows his way around either or maybe not just the woods we were in. So we were wandering around in the woods, talking to random strangers, when Lessah was teleported away from the rest of us. She also said the guy took her money. So we went to look for her which turned out to be a lot tougher than we thought it would be. Soon enough we lost Sahba and Drac and I were left alone. Eventually we arrived at a tavern called the Blood on the Vine Tavern. Who do we find in the tavern? Yes, it was Lessah and Sabha. Not sure how they ended up there but at least we were all back together. There are a lot of nasty things in those woods. There are witches and wolves and minotaur skeletons! Seriously, this is the first time I’ve ever seen undead minotaur bones walking around. We found a lady called Magdelena the Curious and she talked us into going the a place called the Death House. Because EVERYONE wants to go in a house named Death, of course. Pretty much as soon as we entered we heard a voice talking to us. A creepy little voice that seemed to encourage us to find it and it’s companions. The house was pretty nice looking for something referred to as Death. We wandered from room to room fighting things like brooms and swords, crazy objects that should be inanimate. The voice kept talking about mommy and daddy and some monster locked in the basement. Every so often we would find some weird note left behind for one person or another. What I gathered from all of this was that mommy and daddy were in a cult or wanted to join a cult…. I’m not exactly sure but what I am sure of is that they weren’t very good parents. They locked the children in their room where they starved to death and daddy was having an affair with the nanny or maybe it was the maid. It didn’t do her much good to hook up with daddy though because I think mommy got the best of her and locked her in a trunk where she eventually joined the children in the afterlife. We did find the bones of the children and Lessah managed to lay them to rest so that was one good thing. Everyone seemed to have abandoned this house of death and it seemed to be quite empty. Empty until we arrived in the basement where apparently the monster still lived. He doesn’t live there anymore. Magdelena the Curious appeared to be very surprised when we came back to tell her about our little adventure. It seems that she never expected to see us again. Awful woman.

 

Loot

If there is named loot in this quest I don’t know about it and we didn’t get any.

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Permadeath! Team Chance WINNER!
        • Tell the tale!
    • Ark Survival
    • Rust
      • This game is STILL eating my soul.
        • Server wipe! Mythery and I went on a grand adventure.
          • I built a house. “Live Nude Girls”
            • Some random dude with a flame turret was sleeping in my house.

 

    • Subsistence

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Sorry for not knowing you were a sorcerer.

 

  • Mythery (Sahba) Says:  

 

    • “I am going to fly to Houston, come to your house, and knock you upside the head…”  I SAY DO IT! I probably deserve it!

 

Housekeeping!

  • Update on website. I got in!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Dec 23, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Dec 24, 2am EDT

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!