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Damsels of DDO Episode 27, In the Belly of the Beast

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  Happy Mabar..er..Festival..um..Night Revels!  Whatever!  This session we finished up a saga for a sweet reward of delicious XP and ended up being devoured by a giant purple worm in the Underdark. I wonder if we tasted like failure on that first go-around?  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on October 28th at 11:00 PDT. This is our 27th show.
    • Catch the re-run of the best DDO Kerspalt Episode ever.
    • Epic Progress Report.  Feather fall is a thing.  At level 20..you need to be spanked for not having it.  Sahba Jade got her FF item at a half-price sale following the Day of Mourning.  It served her well in the last war.
      • U29, sched for dec, is expected to increase character levels to 30.  Think you’ll be able to TR before then, so you can TR at 28 instead of 30?
  • Rumors and News
    • U28.1
      • Affects on Lessah?
        • The new Lessah is still alive and kicking.  Changes smanges.
          • PRR went from 151 to 138 MRR went from 90’s to 54
            • Spoiler alert. I’m still kind of a big deal, only now I take more damage.
        • What about IC, Divine Grace changes?
          • Same same-ish. Didn’t notice much shift.  Pure Pally FTW
      • Affects on Myth?
      • Affects on Sahba?
        • 2WF animation faster
        • Strange, not criting more but overall doing more damage
        • My thrower, Caaryn, was doubleshot focused.  Used free +5 heart of wood to change her from rogue 13, ranger 4, monk 3 to rogue 8, ranger 6, monk 6 (her icon needs to be a rogue because she’s a rogue <G>).
          • Had thought of changing her classes before the update because she picked up the Visions of Precision (wis+12, insightful wis +4, enchanced ki +3, dazing, blue and green augs) from Defiler of the Just
          • Does more damage because before she was a sustained doubleshot build.  Now, for 30 seconds each min she’ll have an extra plus to her ranged power (= to wisdom) and add 30 to her doubleshot.
      • Ability Tome info now displays in Feats (can read at any level, will now show max level you’ve read and apply at appropriate levels)
    • New DDO Store
      • During maintenance downtime today fixed the problem with having to relog to get items in inventory
      • Coupon code for two free +5 hearts of wood – good through Nov 5th    ekBfC3lxNcB2B
    • Night Revels Halloween event went live today
      • Coupon code for four-free lasting keys (will not disappear at end of year) – good through Nov 8th    TpeKXaryH8QkL
      • Ingredients and keys collected during the event will disappear sometime before the end of the year
      • Anything in particular you want?
      • Check out seasonal items in the DDO Store. Buttons of Winning are there!
      • So far I’m not getting enough keys to keep me enticed.  Is this supposed to make me buy them from the store?  Basic marketing?
  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who
        • Goodbye David Tennant.
          • Checked out. 🙁
          • But Jack tho…
        • Matt Smith (zingers!) X3 flying thru the eps now that…
          • Companion close-ups. (thank you mascara gods!)
          • “You’re Scottish, fry something!”
          • When the doc borrow’s Jeff’s computer (and WOW is he gorgeous) “Oh Jeff…get a girlfriend already.” Delete your internet history.
          • “I’m about to save the world, I’m going to need a new shirt.”
          • Daleks. Now in fashion colors!
    • Heroes Reborn.
      • Don’t take Katana Girl away from me!  booooo!
      • But Hiro tho…
    • ANIME!!!
      • Psycho Pass.  Just watch it.
      • Ouran High School Host Club Myth?

In the Belly of the Beast

Yesterday we ran into an old friend wandering around in Eveningstar, Rent, and decided to drag him into the belly of the beast with us. He said he had just gotten back into town after being away for six months! When we asked what he had been doing with his time he told us that he had been kidnapped by a necromancer and held captive in an underground crypt. He was bound in the room by a chain fastened to the floor and cuffed to his ankle and was guarded by a dozen zombie pigmen. After 4 days of being fed a diet of bruised apples, moldy bread and stagnant water he heard a loud commotion and shrill horrific squeals coming from the outer chamber. Suddenly, the door burst open and in a whirlwind that smelled of fresh cut grass and the sweet morning dew, a dire tiger appeared and rushed towards him. The tiger stopped before him, their faces inches apart. His teeth were bared and claws extended (the tiger not Rent) and as Rent slowly tried to inch his way backward from the large cat he tripped over the hook that fastened the chain to the floor. He fell backwards onto his bum, wondering if this was to be how it all ended. With one swift swipe of his paw the tiger broke the chain and giving it a tug pulled Rent to his feet. Rent quickly jumped on his back and rode the tiger out of the crypt and into the fresh morning air. They had traveled for what seemed like hours when they heard someone calling for help nearby. Rent looked around and saw a beautiful girl calling from a tower rising out of the woods to his left. The tiger turned to the sound of the girl’s voice and as they got closer they saw…Oh, sorry this is supposed to be about what we did in the Belly of the Beast.

Some girl, I think her name was Sonja or Sorina, something like that, told Sahbajade that the drow have this gladiatorial pit thing out in the Underdark somewhere and they are kidnapping Purple Dragon Knights and making them fight to the death, for fun. So, we went to the Underdark looking for the place. Two things, Lessah and I were the only ones to bring our “see in the dark” glasses AND Lessah and I were the only ones to bring our feather fall items. Well, we thought Sahba didn’t have one because she kept jumping off of things and dropping like a rock. But after being out there for a while and literally two jumps from being at our destination she decided to plunder around in that crowded backpack of hers and sure enough she had one. I think she was just showing off because when she falls from high places she takes no damage. Are halflings made from rubber? It was at those last two jumps when we realized that Rent didn’t have feather fall and that’s when she dug it out. It was actually very cute since she only had one, they shared it. Sahba jumped, gave it to Lessah, Lessah took it to Rent and Rent jumped. Rinse and repeat.

We obviously had a lot of fun getting there but now it was time to get down to business. First we put on out rawwwrrr faces, especially Lessah, so she could get us in past the gatekeeper. She intimidated the heck out of him. He was so afraid of her he was stuttering and the rest of us just rawrred ourselves right by him too. After we got in there, we talked to some guy who wanted us to kill his cousin and said he would reward us. Since his cousin was a slave master and we were probably going to kill him anyway it was a win win for us. Another guy, well Illithlid, offered Sahba a reward to steal a necklace. Piece o cake. Then we were offered a reward to kill said Illithlid. We placed a bet, I don’t think we ever got our payoff for that but suffice it to say, there was  lot of wheeling and dealing going on in there. We finally made it to the actual arena where we made yet another deal and managed to save the Purple Dragon Knights that were set to be next to fight and die. After they were safely out of harm’s way we revealed to the arena boss that we weren’t leaving and that our plan was to shut the place down. That’s when all hell broke loose. The floor broke out from beneath our feet and we found ourselves right in the middle of the arena but we were ready to fight and fight we did. Wave after wave of adversaries came for us. Dire bears, Yuan-ti Abominations, Drow, Drider, Illithlid, and near the end purple worms! We fought them all and we thought we had them beat then the biggest purple worm of all showed up. It was huge! And as we fought, one by one it swallowed us up.

OK, for those of you that don’t know, the inside of a worm is pretty much one long digestive tract. Therefore, we landed in a stream of ickiness and if that wasn’t bad enough, there were things! Things living in there! I think this worm swallows everything it sees. Lessah found a sword or maybe a piece of a sword. As we went along our merry way we found bits and pieces of said sword and just about the time Lessah said she had found them all and was piecing it back together, POP! I think we were pooped out, ‘cause out we were. All of this must have been really hard on the worm because it was a little less purple and a little more green as he swayed in front of us, almost dead. So we finished him off. It was the nice thing to do, of course.

Loot

There is no loot to speak of but this quest rocks and I want to do it again!! Who knew getting swallowed up whole by a giant purple worm would be so much fun!!!

MISC

 

  • All Things Sahba Jade (Mythery):   

 

    • Mythery Says:  “Mythery is not a Call Girl”
    • Sahba Jade Says: “Mythery is the greatest sorcerer alive!”
  • Ask Sahba (Mythery):
    • How hard is it to be in a group with Lessah and Mythery?
    • Who is cooler, Lessah, Mythery, or Garret?
    • What does play-dough taste like?
    • How hard is it to make Lessah and Mythery finish a quest?

Housekeeping!

  • Apologies for mah tardiness.
  • Make sure you check damsels of ddo dot com.  Reasons.
  • Mythery –  I have been super busy lately doing things that make my head want to explode and when I stopped doing them for the day I couldn’t think about anything that required any type of attention to detail. So there!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Nov 10, 11 PST, not sure which characters
    • Podcast – Nov 11, 11 PST

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Damsels of DDO Episode 25, Devil’s Gambit

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Damsels went to the theatre and watched as Arraetrikos made his big acting debut all over Stormreach!  Find out what happens when someone tells Lessah and Mythery that there is a designer shoe store in the Epic Three Barrel Cove Explorer area!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on September 30th at 11:00 PDT. This is our 25th show.
    • Clankenbeard game bonus content!  (Listen on the website or iTunes!) Riiiight now.
    • Let’s ship our names!!!
      • Lessah + Sahba = Lesba or Sabessah
      • Mythery + Lessah = Lythery or Messah
      • Sahba + Mythery = Sythery or Mahba
      • All three!  SML or  Lessmahba
    • I pulled a Guild Amenity!  Danger!
      • Plat vs Astral shards. What to do?
    • Epic Progress Report!
      • Sahba Jade needs to be registered with the Coin Lords of Stormreach as a lethal weapon.
      • Mythery is on the enemy’s side!  HEALS WITH FIRE!
      • Lessah the hero!  Intims are going off nicely and I am no longer getting chopped to bits when I do that thing I was told not to do.

 

  • Rumors and News
    • DDO Cast turns 400 and will have a special show this weekend (not live).  Lessah put together a segment for it.  Check it out – well, check out the entire show.  Should be great!
    • Update 28 went live! We’ll talk about the quests later but..
      • Anyone check out changes to Deepwood Stalker and Tempest Enhancement trees?
      • New Monster Manual – woohoo
      • Hireling changes – Did Brec, Garrett, and Andaro behave?
      • Spellwards still blocked
    • No challenge left in the game?  We did the new quests on EH, six and seven levels below the quest level.
      • My level 24 rogue could not find traps in the level 31 quest, with all buffs and gear.
    • Night Revels, new Halloween event, is on Lamannia

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who
        • Turn Left Episode
          • “It’s a Christmas Star!”  Right fore the star starts shooting at everyone. lols.
            • Sorry not sorry about being a Donna Fangirl.
        • The Stolen Earth
          • All the companions!  So cool!
          • Best Scene ever “We are confiscating your Tardis,” the Doctor says, “okay let me get you the key.” And then takes off.
          • I love how Donna didn’t waste even a second before hitting on Jack Harkness.
          • Also when Donna grows a new doctor and then absorbs part of his personality and vice versa…and then they have an Oy-off.  Oy!
            • My theory, Rose really hooked up with Donna in the end who just happened to look like the Doctor…
    • Heroes Reborn?  Anyone?  The first episode was pretty cool.  They better not screw this up this time.
    • ANIME!!!
      • Nana – It’s on Netflix.  Add this to your queue.  If you are a lady or a guy who likes shows with a more romantic element, WATCH THIS.  The English Voice acting is FIRST RATE.  This is easily going to end up being in the top favorite Animes I’ve watched this summer.  (And I counted my Anime’s, I have completed 24 series with 5 more ip)
        • WARNING!  Do not watch this unless you are prepared to cry.  This Anime made me feel an incredible amount of joy in addition to ripping my heart out, setting it on fire, stomping on it, and then shooting it into space while I watched.

 

More Gatekeeper patron quests – Devil’s Gambit

Tavern Brawl

ALERT ALERT! Those horrible awful green devils are trying to destroy the pocket dimension in which the Portable Hole resides and I can’t have that!! It’s the place where I can get some peace and quiet, a place where the mood is serene and positive, where the anvils and boulders of life float weightless and sparkle with stardust, a place where I can get away from all of the non magical aggressive jerks around here. Well, for the most part. Some sneak in here and more than a few of those book toting wizards are suspect but for the most part, a little oasis of peace and joy and the devils can’t have it!

That’s what I said anyway, so we immediately went to save my precious little tavern. When we got there we found that they were searching for something called the Transfinite Compass and even though managed to kick all of their butts out of there we didn’t come across any compass.

Grimm and Barret

Apparently the devils are on the prowl in several places, tearing apart things looking for some pieces of equipment, for what? The devils were in the harbor tearing apart the Gatekeeper’s Hostel looking for the Planer Awl. We began our little investigation of the place, with help from some of the hostel’s residents – Grimm, a cute fat rat and Barret, a giant but cuddly dire bear, and Volf the wolf. We wiped the place clean of undesirables and never did come across the Awl. We have to assume that they absconded with it.

Loot

  • Docent of Insight: +5 Enhancement Bonus, Insightful Intelligence +2 Insightful Intelligence +2: This item focuses the power of the wearer’s mind granting a +2 insight bonus to Intelligence., Quality Armor Bonus +2, Quality Wizardry II (25 SP), Insightful Potency +5, Green Augment Slot
  • Ivy Helix (Ring): Enchantment Save +3, Illusion Save +3, Spell Save +3, Green Augment Slot
  • Laurel Helix (Ring): Sheltering +6, Fortification 100%,Protection +6, Green Augment Slot

Multitude of Menace

Next, we heard that the Devils had swarmed into the House Cannith Enclave searching for something called a Planar Containment Generator. We were on a mission now so off we went to House C. Once we got there we were told to enter the magewright’s hall where we began our search.      For the most part it seemed that we spent our time chasing a tiefling guy named Carver and we killed him over and over and over. OK, not really, but he was able to make multiple copies of himself and the more we killed the more he made. Ultimately we got the best of him but we didn’t even see a hint of any generator. They must have found it and taken it away before we arrived.

Subversion

The Twelve have a super special, super secret warehouse where they store super scary magic items too dangerous to be exposed to the public so of course the Devils broke into this warehouse in their search for an item called the Eldritch Attractor. First, I would like to point out that every place we went tonight, we were just in time to see Harry on his way out and the Twelve was no exception. We fought a little bit of everything in here, abshi, warforged titans, orthons, and crazed cultists to name a few, but the oddest thing we saw were some really weird aberrations called Slaad, that look like big toads. Weird. We killed them too.

Loot

 

Aretrekos is a rock star. Seriously, Stormreach cannot get enough of him!

HA, they were all great! 🙂

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:

 

    • Mythery Says:  “There’s a shoe store in Three Barrel Cove?  Cool!”
      • “I’m back here!”  She says as she is running around the corner from a dozen mobs.  LIES!
      • “I have cat face.”
      • I lied to myth today.  “Ouran HS Host club” is NOT an all boys school.

 

  • Ask Mythery:
    • On a scale of Whatever to Unicorn, how much do you love your current fire savant?
    • What is the square root of glitter?

 

Housekeeping!

  • Clankenbeard name game!  Look for this week’s show to be about 15 minutes longer than usual!
  • I am putting together a blog post for my Anime adventures (is it a wrap up?? I have no idea.) I’ll be posing that on DDOCocktailHour.com as soon as I’m done!
  • Mythery –  I need more things to do!  GALLUP POLL!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Oct 13, 11 PDT, Druid’s Deep
    • Podcast – Oct 14, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 24, Druid’s Deep

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We made like the X-Files and went to work for our Druid’s Deep Throat contact.  There were abductions, diseases, and too mysteries that left us with more questions than answers.  We want to believe.  Find out what happens when the Damsels go up against a schoolyard bully who spits acid!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Relive the magic of this quest here!

Intro:   

      • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on September 16 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 24th show.
        • Back after a break!
        • Had a few comments on our website!
        • The Road to Epic Completionist.  Level 26.  PDK Shield.

PDK Shield photo pdk shield.jpg

 

  • Rumors and News
    • Lessah is a troll!
    • Crystal Cove arriving Thursday!  Who needs stuff?  Scheduled to end Sep 20th.  Plus, 10% VIP XP at same time.
    • DDO Players celebrated their 50th – congrats Pineleaf and Draculetta.  Most marriages don’t last that long!
      • Did you like Miss Morah?  I love Morah. We already have plans to go out together. I think she mentioned going to the tavern in Three Barrel Cove.
      • I asked Jerry when he was going to come play with the Damsels and he sidestepped me like a pro.  Doesn’t he know who Mythery is?!
    • Cordovan mentioned some future updates.
      • Epic Hound!
      • Epic Tempest Spine!
      • Fixing Myth’s cold spell sounds!
    • Update 28 preview on Lamannia now
      • Changes to Deepwood Stalker and Tempest Enhancement trees
      • The Devil’s Gambit quest – defend Stormreach against demonic invaders! with some pretty cool loot (which may or may not be what goes on live)
      • New Monster Manual
      • Hireling changes
      • Spell Ward traps can now be disabled more reliably when a character is very close to them – woohoo
      • Fixed an issue that caused the mouse wheel to get stuck in 1st person view when interacting with a bag
    • Sale on augments, cosmetic armors, etc, so guess who bought paint for her guild ship???
    • Sitting Ducks hit 28?!?!
      • Not all of us are there yet.  There are 1 or 2 hold outs.  Now we have the arduous task of explaining the Epic TR Process to guys who don’t know what that means and have never done it.

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who
        • Dr. Who is a baby daddy.
          • Major feels.
        • Time Traveler’s Wife.
          • Will I see her again?
          • Donna gets downloaded.
            • Inner conflict.  I wanted to CRY!
    • Fear the Walking Dead?  Anyone else watching?   No, so it’s going to be cancelled!
    • ANIME!!!
      • Email me if you like Shonen Anime and I’ll give you a list of the ones I like!

Don’t Drink the Water

One minute we were hanging out in the square in Eveningstar and the next I was being lowered into a well! Apparently something or someone was poisoning the main water supply and we got voted in to remedy the situation. That place made my eyes burn and I’m not sure I want to drink that water even after this problem is fixed. Periodically, as we made our way through the caverns we would run into a blue barrier and were forced to fight a bunch of snake people. I think they are called Yuan-ti Abominations, they are pretty mean and kinda resistant to fire. I’m never really happy about that. When we finally reached the end we met Tharmalos, a big green dragon. He thought he was gonna eat us but he wasn’t a match for us. BAM!

Loot-  for killing Tharmalos (Green Dragon) at the end – Chance of random commendation and Flawless Green DragonScale

 

Outbreak

A strange new disease has overtaken the Eveningstar War Hospital. We never really figured out what it was exactly but Lessah was very good at making everyone all better. We fought  Red Musk Zombies, then Vine Horrors and worst of all Primal Wisps.

Loot – Corruption of Nature (Level 24)Rune Arm: Acid Shot (Maximum Charge Tier: V), Rune Arm Imbue: Acid V, Corrosion +114, Potency +76, Rough Hide +6, Insightful Intelligence +3

Thunderstorm Crescent (Level 24): 2.5[1d6], 20×2; Spellcasting Implement +21, +7 Enhancement Bonus, Electrifying, Lightning Strike, Magnetism +114

 

Overgrowth

Strange reports suggest something has gone wrong in the home of the ranger Peron Uthe. The Uthe family has resided in this stately house for generations, every one of them a ranger or warden of the woods. In case you can’t tell, I copies that from the wiki. Mostly we just followed this ranger dude through his house until we got into the basement which was overgrown and pretty much looked like outside instead of inside. We pissed off a dryad and killed her tree. I hope things are back to normal for the Uthe family now.

Loot – Wall of WoodLarge Shield Bound to Character on EquipML24: Shield Bonus +15, DR 14, 2[2d6], 19-20×2, Spellcasting Implement +21, +7 Enhancement Bonus, Natural Armor +6, Healing Amplification: +60 Competence Bonus, Shield Bashing – 20%, Devotion +114, DR 15/Slashing

Forester’s Brush HookKamaBound to Character on Equip ML24: 3.00 [1d6], +7 Enhancement Bonus, Phlebotomizing, Metalline, Aligned

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:

 

    • Mythery Says:  “Where is my encouragement!”
      • I kill everything and Lessah always congratulates Sahba Jade!
    • Turbine needs to give me more credit for reading all their plotlines!

 

  • Ask Mythery:
    • How hard is it to put up with a paladin and a rogue all in the same quest?
    • How much did you miss Garret?
      • Was there lovey dovey make-up time?
      • What was the first thing Garret said to you?

 

Housekeeping!

  • Our showreel… is woefully bad.  We need more showreel!
  • Mythery –  I need more things to do!  GALLUP POLL!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Sep 29, 11 PDT, not sure what quests but epic characters
    • Podcast – Sep 30, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 23, Epic Amarath

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, the Damsels did some trials for some lazy Archons.  Find out what happens when we discover that Sahba Jade is really an Archon in disguise and a wild Samius Gurobo appears!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:   

 

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on August 19 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 23rd show.
    • The Sitting Ducks have started hitting level 28.  Never before seen in Permadeath!  YAY! My duck has made it and I have also completed my 20th Shroud!  I have two Green Steel Items and I am considering making a sword… not sure.  Can I wield a weapon while wearing two Shroud Items?  Is this worth it?
    • Crafted stuff vs other stuff.  What works best on an Archon?
      • Did you know that Sahba Jade is an Archon?
    • The Road to Epic Completionist.  Level 25! Myth?

 

  • Rumors and News
    • My internet is back and I can play again!
    • Happy Belated Birthday to Draculetta
    • DDOCast Scavenger Hunt
    • DDOCast debates the Big Important Stuff (at least in Patrick’s view) with guest moderator Lessah:
      • I think the panel was filled with ‘power’ gamers so let’s see how we would answer the questions:  (Unpopular Opinion Time!)
        • Do we need a new difficulty?
        • What is the worst designed raid?
        • Lessah still thinks Paladins are not overpowered (when discussing Are classes balanced with each other and the game? and What class is overperforming?)
          • Sahba Jade unpopular opinion.
        • Are monster champions good for the game and are they working?
        • Did the armor up PRR/MRR changes go too far?  Are they too good?
        • What should the new DnD movie be?
      • Too much sucking up to the moderator by Patrick and Axel – and they could have done it better 😛

 

Before we start!  

  • Dr. Who
    • Donna’s Boobs.  Let’s talk the bare facts.
    • The Ood.  Professional butlers coming to a galaxy near you.
  • Teen Wolf, why hast thou forsaken me?
  • Samius Surprise!

The Archons’ Trial

  • Trial of Agility
  • Trial of Endurance
  • Trial of Intelligence
  • Trial of Strength

Loot

 

Demon Assault

  • The Archons wish to obtain a page of the Codex of Infinite Planes that has been spotted nearby – but a swarm of Demons has beaten them to it.
  • Travel to Amrath’s Anchor, defeat the Demons, and retrieve the Codex page.

 

Loot

 

The Devil’s Details

Arraetrikos, leader of the Devil armies, attempted to conduct some kind of ritual using the Codex of Infinite Planes – and failed.

The Archons want to you to find out what the Devil leader is planning next. Travel to the Adment[sic] Spine and learn the details of Arraetrikos’s scheme. According to the Archons, you can enter the Adamant Spire through a neglected well.

Loot

 

This was fun.  Not too time consuming.  We were 5 levels below the quests.  The raid was interesting, what we saw of it.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:
    •  Mythery Says:  “There are too many shrines in this quest.”
    • “Lessah came to my house and messed up my computer.  Stay off my tool bar!”

 

  • Ask Mythery:
    • Why does my life have no meaning without Outlander season 2?  HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT???
    • Is everything I see on TV and read online true?

 

Housekeeping!

  • The Red Eye Static group is back in action after taking a hiatus that ensured they lived an entire year… I have started twitching that!  Lessah101 on days tbd by the group!
  • I am working on a thing.  A special secret thing.  So no new show until the end of the weekend because of the thing.
  • Mythery –  I need more things to do!  GALLUP POLL!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Sep 1, 11 PDT, not sure what quests but epic characters
    • Podcast – Sep 2, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 21, The Demonweb

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, the Damsels explore the Demonweb, with special guest dandy Chai.  Find out what happens when Mythery and Lessah go into a quest full of Driders!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Here is the quest!  Enjoy!

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Jul 22, 2015, 9 PDT. This is our 21st show.
    • Welcome, Chai
      • How long have I/ we known you?
      • True or false, you are the most hated forums poster in DDO?
      • What color is your windowless van?
    • Epic Completionist?  Going well?
    • Someone kept telling me in the chat, “stand to the side Lessah! Don’t wade into the middle of the fight!”
    • Random tells from viewers… the DDO Stream equivalent of photobombing.  🙁  *all the cries*
    • I can play with Mythery again!  All my goals on Cannith have been accomplished.  50,000 ingredients.  The experiment continues.  More on this later when I start leveling.

 

Rumors and News

        • Lessah gets around

 

  • GenCon – what’s a LARP and how does Lessah dress when LARPing

 

    • Forums
      • The Damsels aren’t the ‘typical’ DDO player or are we??
        • What does ‘steamroll’ content mean?
    • Prediction – Pausing bravery bonus won’t help grouping, except maybe for raids (Nah, raids fill fine on Normal and Hard so I don’t see it.). Forum topic about times pausing bravery bonus would make sense:
      • Soloing Running with the Devils as a palemaster
      • Joining a raid you really want to do
      • Doing a quest you can’t do solo on elite; Times when forced to solo and either can’t or don’t want to take on a dungeon on elite, yet want to run something you haven’t run
      • Escort quests
      • The necro rat quest
      • Preserve BB for next life when you reach a point you can’t maintain it with quests available
      • Running with Guild/Friends who do not run at a BB setting
    • Mythery is from outer space – more on this later
    • U27 on Lamannia again – getting closer to going live, which means the DDOCast scavenger hunt is almost over.  Send in your submissions before U27 goes live.

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who Talk.  SOME GREAT EPISODES!!!!
        • Martha Jones:  “It’s like when you fancy someone and they don’t even know you exist.”
        • Jack Harkness:  “you too huh?”
      • The Master, First contact gets taken over by America when GB’s Prime Minister has already established a relationship… really?  REALLY?!
          • The best things about the Christmas Episode “Voyage of the Damned” otherwise known as “Kylie Minogue jumps into the eye of Mordor with Cyborg Smegal”:
            • The Doctor as a house elf
            • The Face of Beau?!
            • The WTF moment.
            • First class degree in Earthonomics

    • OITNB?  Anyone?
      • Favorite character?
      • Favorite storyline?
    • Durarara
      • What the F?! The first episode has a girl getting put in a van.  Just happens to be Chai’s favorite saying. “Get in the van.”  A guy shows up to school to say, “I’m not going to school anymore!”
      • This show is kinda dark and serious, but I’m still watching.
      • Theme is really cool.  I found a cover in English!

 

Spiders! And Lessah’s new love interest – Driders!

The Demonweb!

We decided to run around in the demonweb, just for the heck of it. I wanted to prove to the rest of them that those webs aren’t sticky. Not at all!! Sorry, but I just think that’s weird. And speaking of spiders, the freaking spiders out there jumped all over me! It didn’t seem to matter where we were of who I was standing next to, they always jumped on me! So, we’re out there hopping from web to web and Sahba starts telling us a story about these arcane orbs that are in the demonweb some place and how they are being used to suppress the power of the Thread of the Weave. I’m pretty sure she was looking for them and just didn’t want to tell us until it was too late for us to object. Then Chai starts telling us how he knows the Thread of the Weave and it’s some girl named Ana. I seem to remember meeting her in some old temple out in the King’s Forest. Anyway, he keeps talking about her and how he’s saved her repeatedly and now he has to do it again. I think I heard him say something about putting a collar around that pretty little neck of hers but I had stopped really listening by this point. I think he has a little crush on her cuz I heard him singing this strange little sad love song about her. Yeah, he’s smitten. Well, I didn’t see Ana while we were out there but somehow Sahba did manage lead us to all of the orbs. I knew it!

Trial by Fury

Loot:

The Deal and the Demon

Loot:

Reclaiming the Rift

Loot

 

Worst part about this quest, getting lost in the Demon web or Jumping and jumping and jumping.

Anna = Bella Swan

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:

 

    • Mythery Says:  Possession is 10/10ths of the Law
    • I come from the planet where Unicorns are from.  That’s how I know what they taste like!  You just lick them on the horn. That’s where the magic comes from.
    • All drow are from outerspace.
  • Ask Mythery:
    • Why are you dressed like it’s spring break?
    • Are you trying to get a drider of your own or are you just trying to help me get mine?
    • Do you enjoy my serenades?
    • How about my poetry?
      • Roses are red, violets are blue…Jaimie’s ****

 

Housekeeping!

  • I AM GONE ALL NEXT WEEK!  I’ll be back… after Gen Con, you can follow me on Twitter if you like, I am notorious for live tweeting Gen Con.
  • Sound stuff.  I am still checking it out!
  • Mythery – I AM GONE THE WEEK AFTER NEXT!  I have contacted the mother ship and they will be picking me up and taking me back home for a visit to my native planet.
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Aug 3, 11 PDT, (special day, because Myth is going on vacation the 4th – what???)  Wolfpack doing Litany of the Dead or Shroud flagging
    • Podcast – Aug 3, immediately after the twitch stream

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Damsels of DDO Episode 20, Getting the Band Back Together!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, the Damsels head into House Kundarak and try to get The Laughing Knives back together.  Find out what happens when Sahba Jade doesn’t censor Lessah enough!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

Here is the questing we did!  IN case you missed it, VON 1-4 on Epic Elite, was great fun!

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Jul 15, 2015, 11 PDT. This is our 20th show.

    • Guess who’s back?  LESSAH AND HER BARNACLED BUCKLER!!!  Level 24!!!  I tore the door off of a tavern and now I’m using that as a shield.
    • Sahba Jade’s blog gushes about Lessah, stop what you are doing and go read it!
    • Where have I been?  Welp…that challenge gear ain’t gonna get itself!  (PD Halls of Valhalla, ran Cove until dawn broke on the last day.  Thank you Narc for some amazing runs!)
    • Now running Epic challenges, but the same questions keep popping into my head…
      • How did Dr. Rushmore get Mistress Temptia to be his girlfriend?  She is a succubus, the concept of fidelity and relationships should be foreign to her.
      • About Crystal the Giant and Dr Rushmore…  they have some great damage reduction/ buffs/ dedicated healers in the form of elementals.  I am really growing concerned because when I try to fight them without Zeal or Holy Sword on, I can’t get the DPS high enough to do it.  (This is significant because before the paladin pass I was content to be an aggro magnet and have someone else kill the thing.  Now that I can actually contribute meaningfully to the kill count and handle things on my own, I don’t want that taken away from me.  Is this really such a game breaker that I deal damage?  (Jack Jibbers example)
        • Everyone is playing Warlocks anyway.  Turbine, please concentrate on other things and leave my paladin alone!  (What if this kinds ruins it for me?)

 

Rumors and News

  • Lessah on DDO Cast
  •  POV on PBS – web junkie
  • Internet addiction now a national health crisis in China
  • obsessive gamers who prefer the virtual world over the real one
  • Forum:
  • xp changes
  • The Flawless bonus to experience now only counts your character’s deaths instead of the entire party. This means if you invite someone less familiar with the content to your group and they die you won’t lose your XP bonus unless you also die.
  • Henchman deaths no longer reduce the flawless XP penalty.
  • There is now an NPC in the Hall of Heroes that will suppress your Bravery Streak and associated bonuses. While suppressed you can go off and do content on lower difficulties without ruining your streak. This allows you to group with friends, or join pick up groups, or even do new content on lower difficulty settings without ruining your bravery streak. Note that while suppressed bravery streaks are not ended, but you don’t get associated bravery bonuses.
  • We are working on an additional DDO bonus days event that will award a percentage bonus on completion XP for each additional person in your dungeon group. This will not affect raids.
  • We are working on an additional DDO bonus days event that will award a percentage bonus on completion XP for each additional person in your raid group. This will not affect dungeons.
  • add pd difficulty to quests
  • u27 on lammania – epic shavarath

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who Talk.
    • The kids from Game of Thrones and Love Actually! Thomas Brodie-Sangster
      • I’m angry.
      • Blink was better the second time.
      • I’m not angry anymore.
      • JACK!  (Sahba Jade facepalm)
    • OITNB?  Anyone?

 

Getting the band back together.

(The Laughing Knives stages a comeback concert one night only in House Kundarak.)

One of their members is technically dead and one is totally bonkers, one is obsessed with violence, and the other is a madman trying to play God.

But this is all normal and this is how we got the band back together….

Lessah runs into Battlemaster Dirge of Karrnath hanging around outside Tharashk Arena and she says:

“Duuuude! Sup!”

and he starts whining about losing his sword. And Lessah is sort of nodding like she understands but I’m pretty sure she isn’t really listening to him. She starts asking him where the rest of the laughing knives are and how much she wants to see them again. He is still whining about his sword and is saying how he can’t think about anything else until he gets a replacement. He says he has found the perfect one but he can’t get into the arena to fight for it because he’s human. Lessah is patting him on the shoulder and telling him not to worry his pretty little head about it or something close to that when she turns around to Sahba and me and tells us that we should go and pick up this little sword for him. Go pick up a little sword!?!? What!? Apparently, it will easy (yes I said easy) for Sahba and I to get in and sneak Lessah in with us. So, we go in the building and as we are fighting our way to the actual arena we see this creepy dude off in a little alcove and he is calling to us trying to get us to come over and pay him for a password. He said it would be easier to get into the arena if we had the password. I was not interested in that and just started running down the hall. fortunately Sahba and Lessah followed me ‘cause I really didn’t want to tangle with that guy. When we finally did get to the door to get in it was pretty easy to bluff the kobold standing guard into letting us in. WOW! All I really have to say is, Battlemaster Dirge better enjoy this darn sword because I wasn’t sure we were going to make it out of that place in one piece.

Next we went to see about Mistress Orphne. What we found was horrifying! Someone had sent several assassins after her, their bodies were lying all around when we got there and Orphne was just sitting there with her eyes glazed over. Apparently someone had managed to lock her up inside her own head. We had to save her! So, into her head we went. Now, I bet if you walked into the place at that exact moment you would have seen our bodies lying on the floor amidst the assassins. Anyway, man, I thought my mind was a dangerous place. We had to battle beholders and charisma stealing spiders (I stayed away from them) all while we collected little things for her, like a dagger, a flower, a necklace, and a silver mirror. Then we had to fight a bunch of guys, including Mistress Orphne but in the end we freed her. That was so exhilarating we ran straight over to the jungle of Khyber to look for Veil.

It seems that Veil’s nemesis, the Inevitable, is searching for her and he is hot on her trail and she has no idea! We have to find her first and make sure she is safe. Here’s the thing, we are wandering around looking for Veil and we keep running into people from her tribe. Even though I tried to tell them that we were there to help those guys wouldn’t listen and there was a lot of them! So, even though we managed to kill the Inevitable and save Veil, we ended up having to kill all of her people too. Oh well.

Finally, we went looking for Haywire. So naturally we went to his foundry thinking he might be in his workshop, which he was but getting there proved to be quite a challenge. I just have two things to say about this… 1. Someone needs to call the Building and Safety Department on this guy and 2. What’s up with all of the FIREWALLS?!?? I’M THE CASTER! I THROW THE FIREWALLS. I’M NOT ACCUSTOMED TO FIGHTING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S FIREWALL AND I DON’T LIKE IT! That’s all. Thank you. 🙂

 

The best part of this, besides the great “come from behind win” feeling at the end of part 1, was having to loot the chest at the end and then run for our lives.

Out of the Laughing Knives, Dirge is the most do-able, I mean normal.

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:
    • Mythery Says:  Why are you writing my section?
    • Mythery sent me sweet treats!! THANK YOU!
    • Why doesn’t Lessah love me anymore?
  • Ask Mythery:
    • What’s it like as an Artificer vs a Sorcerer?  Is your survivability better or worse?
    • Okay!  We have a van, we have a plan.  We need 50 feet of silk rope and maybe chloroform because I don’t want to injure my Drider’s legs when we tie him up!

 

Housekeeping!

  • How do we sound?  Call 1-888-nothing.  Checking out new software now, per a professional sound guy!
  • I am working on some cannith tutorials while I farm many ingredients!
  • Gen con is coming fast!  I am ready and this show has to go up fast because next week we will be doing another show!
  • Mythery – New donate button sayings
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – July 21th, 11 PDT, epic completionist characters, special guest Damsel, Chai!
    • Podcast – July 22st, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 19, Crucible Therapy

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week, we ran the Wolfpack with special Damsel Draculetta and Pineleaf Needles from the DDO Players news joins us for the cast!  Listen to find out what really happens when you accidentally tell the Damsels that you hate a quest.  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Here is the quest in all its glory for your viewing pleasure!

Intro:  

 

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Jul 1, 2015, 11 PDT. This is our 19th show.  Welcome to the co-host of the DDO Players News, an all around great guy, and tonight an honorary Damsel, From Ravenloft, Draculetta!
    • Sahba Jade Therapy session.  (Drunk texting me!)
    • Sahba Has a little drider, does it have abs?
    • Parasitic Breastplate upgrade.  Is it worth it?
    • Wolf update!  We are level 18!  Myth’s dog Finn is kicking butt and taking names.
    • Was great seeing Drac’s wolf spit red fire from his mouth!
    • We leveled, I took fighter because I am more melee heavy, Myth took Druid again, Sahba took a nap.
  • LOTRO
    • Combat – can’t move while fighting
    • Leveling up – not as much choice
    • Maps
    • Wilderness not instanced – competing with people not in group (and myth couldn’t get her satchel)
    • Huge place (feels lonely if you are solo actually)
    • Visually stunning in places (not better than DDO)
    • Backpack – like the ability to rename pages
    • Crafting?
    • FTP vs VIP?
    • Favorite memory
  • Rumors and News
    • Crystal Cove starts tomorrow and runs through July 12th – we are there!!! What does Drac think of the Cove?
    • U27 in July – Shavarath
  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who Talk.  Spiderman?? Is the Doctor ever going to make out with Martha like I want him to???  (I feel guilty because I love Martha Jones but I still miss Jackie.)  When will I see Rory?  What about Jack Harkness?  I NEED HIM!  On that note, will there ever be a male companion?
    • Why Draculetta is ‘so done’ with the Vampire Diaries?
    • Public Apology!  I am READING Manga and watching Anime!  As it turns out, people actually listen to the show, because when you say something wrong, boy do they let you know it!
      • Sports Anime recommendation: Yowamushi Pedal.  I really enjoyed it!   You can watch it for free on Crunchyroll, you just have to put up with commercials!  It’s worth it to watch an 18 year old bodybuilder/ cyclist singing “Princess, Princess I love you, you’re my Princess, even with a spell to make you bigger.  You’re still my Princess.”  (Try not to hum along with the theme song, I dare you!)
    • Teen Wolf prediction:   MTV knows how to cast beautiful actors.
      • My prediction: This will be the second to last season.  It would be nice if they went to 100 episodes, but I think what they are doing is a little too “horror movie centric” for that.  I predict a full season this season and a short 6th.

 

Don’t like the Crucible you say?  LET’S DO IT!!!

OK, here is what happened. Sahba and I were having a little stroll over in Eveningstar one day and she says to me, you know Draculetta right? And I said yes I do. And she says, I heard him tell someone that he doesn’t like the crucible. And I’m all, no way. Really? And she is like, Yep! So I think we should take him in there. Now I was thinking that Sahba was creeping over to the dark side and quite honestly the thought made me giggle. Then I started thinking that maybe it was karma or something since I was promised that we were going to hang in Eveningstar all summer and do epics and Draculetta was making me go to gianthold again. I was mid-evil thought when I realized that Sahba was still talking and was saying how we can get him to like it if we show him how easy it can be. Oh well, so much for evil Sahba. I say that I think that’s a great idea!

So we manage to round up Draculetta and we drag him kicking and screaming into the crucible. First, Sahba runs him through the maze. I think she only got lost once. Good job Sahba! Then I showed him where the valve is to cut off the fan before going on the swim that would come later. Then Sahba took him through a room with a bunch of traps. We couldn’t see them after they went into the room but I was told it went well. There was a lot of screaming though. Then I tried to tell him how to handle picking the door that wasn’t trapped but for some reason Sahba kept telling him to pick the wrong door and he wasn’t listening to me so he almost got blown up a few times (rethinking evil Sahba) but he finally listened and we made it through there. Then Lessah took him on the swim, we battled a bunch of guys and got our chests. All in all it went pretty good and didn’t take too long. But when I looked over to see if Draculetta had enjoyed himself he was standing there, his fur sopping wet, with small little squeaky whimpering sounds coming out and I heard him saying, never again. I will never do that again. I guess Sahba is evil after all and karma’s a bitch.

For more information on this and other Gianthold quests check out Episode 10.

The Giant Hold never gets old for me.  There is fun, loot, challenging etc etc.  But I dislike the Crucible like everyone else who isn’t a full time rogue.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:
    •  Mythery Says:  Sick people are not that much fun to be around.  I know because I am sick and I am annoying.  What’s your excuse?!
    • “It’s hard to type when you are laying down.”  (I imagine her in a canopy bed with strapping men feeding her grapes and fanning her with palm fronds.)

 

  • Mythery has finally been mathematically proven to be the center of the Universe!  E=Mc2(squared) Energy within the entire multiverse equals Mythery times the speed of light squared.  

 

  • Ask Mythery:
    • How does it sound when you freeze something and it breaks to pieces?
    • What do you do to occupy your time in the back of the party after you are out of mana?

 

Housekeeping!

  • I still have work to do!  Skype boards are no help and there are other people complaining about this too, we might have to change venues 🙁
  • Gen con is upon us, we are going to change things up a little that week so the Damsels don’t miss any shows and I have a date with Draculetta.
  • Mythery – New donate button sayings
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – July 14th, 11 PDT, epic completionist characters
    • Podcast – July 15th, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 18, Menace of the Underwear

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  Our Epic characters return to the Underdark this week…wait, that’s go to the Underdark this week in order to free the repressed and purge all things wicked!  Listen to find out what really happens when you talk to Sschindylryn guards too much while you are supposed to be in disguise.  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

 

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Jun 17, 2015, 11 PDT. This is our 18th show.
    • I was on the DDO Cast!  Be jealous!
    • I made Sahba Jade’s blog!  You’re Welcome Stormreach!
    • Geoff’s Blog mentioned all the different social media pages we have.
      • 5 stars for Geoff’s blog.
    • FYI, in the Cannith Challenges, when your disguise yourself as a Kobold, you cannot actually turn any of those crystals in.
    • Did I hear someone say they wanted to get me a Mithral cloak of the bear?  No, me!
      • So… for 400/ 400/ 800/ 400 ingredients at level 15, then upgrade to 20 using the same amount), I can get +6 sheltering and +5 to combat mastery, and for all that, plus the cloak AGAIN.. (level 24…) I get 3 more points of sheltering and 1 combat mastery.  idek if this is worth the effort because Golden Lions (fire arena) comes very slowly.
  • Rumors and News
    • DDO Competitions
      • 10-week competition – round 8 – eveningstar challenges
      • DDOCast Summer Scavenger Hunt Extravaganza
    • Forums – 1st character?
    • Update 26
    • Lamannia preview of the Warlock class continues
    • 50% extra challenge ingredients Thurs-Sun (I think Lessah probably mentioned this)
    • Kickstarter for The Bard’s Tale
    • Damsels of DDO comments

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who Talk.  New York, the city so nice they named it twice.
    • Manga?  Are you fraking kidding me?!
    • Rewatch Battlestar Galactica?  Cause reasons and Starbuck.

 

Menace of the Underwear! (aka, the X-Drow slaves who want to take over the world, the Driders who look really hot from the waist up and the women who love them.)

The House of Rusted Blades

Matron Jyr Dun’Robar is one mean beeatch. So, we decided we better come up with a good plan to take her down and Sahba said we should go in, pretend like we were going to fight, all die, and then we would have plenty of time in our incorporeal form to look around and devise a firm cohesive plan. We do this. It wasn’t until much later that she confessed to us that she was stoned. At any rate, the plan worked because when we went back in to do our “official” version of the fight we came out victorious! Of course. After this fight we were ready to take on our real goal which was to run around and put goop on all of the weapons. I’m not really sure what this accomplished but we did it anyway. Then we rang a bell, killed some guys, and got the heck out of there. *POP*

 

 

Impossible Demands

I think our heads were spinning a bit from the fight with Mama Dun’Robar because we decided to backtrack and run this again. At least this time we knew we wouldn’t find Bette Middler out there. Sneaky sneaky, kill kill kill, axe the traps, kill. Bu by.

Loot – Really? Hmm…. check out episode 15. What!?!?! Ok fine! Someone deleted them. I’m not going to mention any names. Here is the one piece of loot…

 

MISC

Grandapah Dedagaen

 

All Things Mythery:

  •  Mythery Says:  “Why do we need to run challenges?”
  • Also, I was told I need to talk about Mythery more, by Mythery of course, so I’m doing that.
  • Lessah, I was going to make you some turtles, but instead I ended up eating all the caramels.

 

  • Mythery has finally been mathematically proven to be the center of the Universe!  
    • Ask Mythery:
      • Why are you eating my caramels instead of making me goodies?  I thought I was special.

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have work to do.  Das Sound Machine is going to get an upgrade because Myth needs to be louder.
  • Mythery – Do something crazy.  Add Gramps to da website.
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Wolfpack with Draculetta

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Damsels of DDO Episode 16, Orchard of the Macabre part 2

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Wolf Pack is back and out for vengeance in the Heroic Orchard of the Macabre.  Special Guest Damsel, Mari joined us for questing and proved to be an amazing addition to the team!   We also talk about loot, challenge gear, and what we’ve been addicted to this past TV season and the sweet gems that are waiting for us this summer!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

 

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Link to the Questing on Twitch!

Intro:  

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on May 20th, 11 PDT. This is our 16th show.
    • Patrick’s Event
      • Saturday – iconics doing Vision of Destruction and maybe Hound of Xoriat on Wayfinder.  Myth’s going to be a (cute little sun elf) healer; Lessah (giant metal crusher pally) a tank; Sahba a (heavy metal, tattooed, chain swinging) rogue – something new for each of us.
    • Erdrique email to Sahba and Erdrique’s blog from May 19
    • Erdrique comment on Sahba’s first MoD
    • Website comments about donate button
    • The Epic Hammer of the gods is complete!  What Red/ colorless Augment should I put in it?
      • Depends on the level of the character 🙂

Epic Hammer of the gods!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Rumors and News
    • Forums:
      • “There’s no such thing as skill in video games. It’s always memorization. It’s the same in this game. Grinding out past lives lets people memorize quests. It’s the same with any game where people claim it takes “skill”.”
      • Cannith crafting: Is it useful at all?
    • Current designs for Warlock enhancements (basic info found here) available in the forums:
      • Tainted Scholar – wider variety of spells; enhancing Eldritch Blast
      • Enlightened Spirit – path of light; better at close-range AOE; support
      • Soul Eater – nothing yet?
    • Lessah reads fanfic.  What kind?  What’s supernatural slash fan fiction?  With Harry Potter?  What?  Hang on, Harry and Draco?  What?  Lessah learned about this on Supernatural <G>.  Please, Lessah, explain :).

Before we start!  

    • Dr. Who Talk. G’bye Rose.  Season 3.  New Companion.
    • Outlander!  So….  Prison sex.
    • Other stuff!
      • Shadowhunters Series ABC Family next fall.  HARRY SHUM JR (Magnus Bane)
      • DC’s Legends of Tomorrow   
        • Rip Hunter – Rory!!!!
          • When will I see him?!
        • White Canary
      • Titans???  Nightwing, wut?!
      • Things to lookout for on Netflix:
        • Agent Carter
      • Summer stuff I will be gushing out soon:
        • Teen Wolf.
        • Bitten (getting caught up with SyFy App!)

 

Orchard

Ghosts of Perdition – So, we talked to a guy named Bittney and he told us a story called the Legend of Glacial Abyss’ guardian. Basically it all takes place under something called the tree of woe. I’m not even sure we finished listening to the whole story before we took off in search of this tree. I think Lessah just had to pee. Inside this tree or under it i guess, was a vast expanse of frozen cavern after frozen cavern, one on top of the next and as we fought Cholthulzz the floor of the cavern we were in would break apart and we dropped down into the next. Eventually we beat the undead beholder into submission because apparently that’s just the way we are. Supposedly he is gonna help us when we finally get around to fighting the Abbot.

 

Inferno of the Damned – Lineya says some cultists have taken up residence in an abandoned temple in the orchard. I’m of the opinion that pretty much all of the abandoned temples are home to squatting cultists. I wanted to go check it out because I heard that there was some sort of thinny inside this place and there was a mirror hell realm of the original. How cool is that?!

We get there and sure enough, we bounced back and forth from Ebbron to hell and back again all through the place. Amazing! In the end we beat Cinnabun’s butt and he is supposed to help us too.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:
  • Mythery Says: The Wisdom of Mythery can cure world hunger.  And possibly bring about world peace.  If only I could remember the gems when she says them!
  • Ask Mythery!  Do Unicorns taste like glitter or sugar?  How many Unicorns can you fit on one rainbow?

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • What show?  Two four six eight, we just want to DONATE!  Counter?  Can we get a counter?
  • We are also closing in on a date for the game he made for us!  Won’t be until Sahba Jade’s guests leave!
  • Mythery – We are being added to the fansite listing!  Maybe.  Definitely maybe!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – More Wolfpack adventures – not sure what we’ll do but we’ll have guest Grimorde joining us.
      • Tuesday, June 3 – at 11 PDT
      • Podcast Live Broadcast – June 4, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 14 Gimps!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time the Damsels played fresh of the boat Gimp characters, where you let the dice determine race and class! Some results may vary. We also welcome guest Dandy, Rent2Pwn.  Blame Lessah for talking way too long about Outlander and Sahba Jade for the destruction of the word “Epic”.   Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Apr 22th, 11 PDT. This is our 14th show.

    • Welcome Rent!  
    • The rumor mill abounds!  Sahba Jade has struck out on her own with Patrick!  😛  When is the wedding?
    • Sahba also received a special something from Jerry for her heroism in episode 11.
  • Rumors and News
    • Festival of the Traveler? Three runs free but no blessings?
    • Degenev Brothers?
    • Rent – Temple of Elemental Evil

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who Talk.  Question for Mythery and Sahba
    • Outlander!  Stars Network.  Notes and thoughts.

 

G.I.M.P.s

  • General thoughts on the builds
    • I’m not built poorly, I’m just Myth Understood
  • Favored Soul.  Shockingly diverse unless you are trying to win.  Ranger tree!

 

Three Barrel Cove

The Legend of Two-Toed Tobias

Laurent Chastel basically tells us the he heard a rumor about this guy, Tobias Warbuckle, who was sailing around with oodles and oodles of loot and he sank his boat near here somewhere. Laurent seemed to think that the rumors were just that, rumors. But we like loot!So we went looking for ole Two – Toed’s sunken ship.  And who found a ship? We did, that’s who. His crew had turned into a bunch of undead skeletons and Two-Toed was a big ole Wheep. Getting to him had been such an arduous journey that I was a little worried but unlike his men he went down pretty quickly.

 

Two piles of gold and no named loot that I know of.

Rackham’s Trial?  Prove Your Worth.

I think her name was Rosie or something like that but she was all “you should go over here and you need to take a left and go right and don’t sit down and blah blah blah”. I’m not sure why we followed her directions but we did. First we dodged some traps and then we climbed some ladders. These things are broken, you have to jump from ladder to ladder just to get to the top! Someone really needs to go in there and fix them. We went through a maze and climbed down some ropes then Lessad started talking about some men dancing together and one alone in the corner. I don’t know, that’s when I stopped paying attention. Sahba ran around in some fire traps and after that we all died. Lessad ate cake, or maybe everyone but me ate cake I’m not exactly sure (remember, I stopped paying attention a while back?).

 

Again, no named loot that I know of.
MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:
  • Mythery Says:  I’m not built poorly, I’m just Mythunderstood.

 

    • Ask Mythery!
      • Why is the portable hole so exclusive?  What are you caster types doing over there?  Why was I told not to touch anything when I went.

 

Housekeeping!

  • Donate button!!!!  Almost ready!  Need sound bytes from Myth but her agent is hard to get ahold of.
  • Mythery –
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Epics?  Wolfpack?  GIMPs?
      • Tuesday, May 5 – at 11 PDT
    • Podcast Live Broadcast – May 6, 11 PDT

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Mail from Cordovan:

Thank you for your tireless efforts to keep the world safe from owlbears. I mean evil! Or at least Chaotic Neutral.

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 10, Giant Hold

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The wolf druid pack heads into the Giant Hold for some old fashioned killing and looting!  Listen to find out what happens when Sahba Jade accuses us all of foul play!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the link for the episode, just right click and “save as” to download or left click and play.  You can also listen from our home at Podcast Garden!

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Intro:  

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on March 4th 2015 11pm pst. This is our 10th show.
    • Druid progress report
      • Plans…
        • Diff types of druids.
          • Sahba Jade – rogue?
          • Lessah
          • Myth is the firewall queen!
    • Lent, week two progress report!
        • Sahba – diet coke at home and get all collectibles and turn in
        • Lessah – coffee; no wearing cosmetic armor
        • Mythery – phone games; no Garrett
  • Rumors and  (or) News  (and whatever I want to talk about) by Sahba Jade:
    • Myth mail??
    • 15 months for the Price of 12!  Now through 3/8
    • Mimics – through 3/8
      • People don’t kill people, MIMICS KILL PEOPLE!
      • 29 points for mimic bait in the ddo store and 129 for 5, 195, for 10.  You can only get one card in the event for ten lost motes meaning I’d be paying almost 400 points for 2 cards?
      • Mimic frenzy – once 2000 mimics are killed per server (1000 for Wayfinder), for the next 15 mins all chests become mimics – server announcement?
      • Rewards – same as from the old Mabar Festival
    • New rogue assassin/rogue acrobat trees

Trivia Question for 500 TB – three-parter –

Lessah has homework – what is it?

Who was the best Doctor, according to Sahba and Mythery?

What is the Best episode of Doctor Who?

Did we have a winner???

 

Before we start!  

Dr. Who talk!

  • Things I have learned from Dr. Who so far…
    • Roses’ mom is full of win.
    • The Future still has food trucks
    • We don’t learn mind control until the year 200,000

Other stuff!

  • The 100 2 part season finale! We will talk about this next week.

 

The care and feeding of Winter Wolves.  The Gianthold!   

  • Madstone Crater

Ancient BandRing (End chest)

Axe of AdaxusBattleaxe (End chest)

Crystalline ScepterClub

Girdle of Giants’ BrawnBelt

Iron BeadsNecklace

Steady Handed ArmbandsBracers (End chest)

 

  • Prison of the planes

Charoush’s InfernoBastard Sword (Fernia)

Death’s LocketNecklace (Dolurrh)

Dream VisorGoggles (Dal Quor)

Kardin’s EyeTrinket (Xoriat)

Ring of ShadowsRing (Mabar)

Ring of the DjinnRing (Lamannia)

Royal ScimitarScimitar (Shavarath)

Spiked BootsBoots (Risia)

 

Other

  • Relics to craft stuff

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

MISC

The Giant Hold still stands alone as one of the best updates DDO ever came up with!

 

  • All Things Mythery:
  • Mythery Says:  She (Lessah) has Vodka fingers.

 

    • Ask Mythery!  (a new segment??)

Housekeeping!

  • New shows will go up on ITunes by Friday; the You Tube version will not be posted until Saturday!  And this time I mean it!  Definitely Maybe.  Sahba is a task master!  She keeps me chained up and makes me edit until I’m done!  I get no food or water and she throws rocks at me if I walk away from the computer!  Send help!
  • How is that donate button working out?
  • Mythery
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday – APRIL 1st, 11:30 PDT  TIME CHANGE!!!
    • Podcast Live Broadcast – APRIL 2nd!  (change because Lessah was out sick last week!), 11 PDT

Email Us!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 9, Harbinger of Madness

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The wolf druid pack is back at it and we talk all things animal behavior and fashion! Listen to find out what happens when Sahba Jade accuses us all of foul play!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on February 25th 2015 11pm pst. This is our 9th show.  It was fashion week here at the Damsels of DDO!
    • You know how when you are in bed and trying to sleep and you think about crafting weapons…and you open your cannith crafting app… Crafting app? While in bed?
    • Sahba Jade is storing track balls in my attic.  How did they get there?  I also resent the fact that I would purposefully get Sahba killed just for the sake of a few points! I resent it as well!!!  (Tell Myth thanks for the help in killing Sahba!)  
    • Lent, week one progress report!
        • Sahba – diet coke at home and get all collectibles and turn in
        • Lessah – coffee; no wearing cosmetic armor
        • Mythery – phone games; no Garrett
  • Rumors and  (or) News  (and whatever I want to talk about) by Sahba Jade:
    • It is against a paladin’s religion to bathe regularly.
    • Mimics are out tomorrow!
    • Mythery is going out on her own – she was on the DDO Players News this week
      • Lessah is a halfling

Trivia Question for 500 TB – three-parter –

  •     Lessah has homework – what is it?
  •     Who was the best Doctor, according to Sahba and Mythery?
  •     What is the Best episode of Doctor Who?

Before we start!  

  • Dr. Who talk! (Aliens, maybe you should plan your invasions better.  Like the Fifth Wave!)
  • The Fifth Wave, 2nd book, Legend.
  • What movies or shows has Sahba and Myth watched?

The care and feeding of Winter Wolves.  The Harbinger of Madness, the madness continues!    

  • Sinister Storage – into a warehouse fighting waves of taken, and thaarask hounds while Mahlurst stands up on a platform hurling insults and whining about us killing his minions.
    • Staff of fleshslapping –  devotion 72, healing lore V, nullification 72, void lore V, Efficient metamagic –  empower healing II, spellcasting implement 15 (ML 15)
  • Fear Factory – Morley Blode has been bonking stormreach residents over the head and using their bodies to perform experiments which result in making them crazy with a final result of making a taken. Taken are these bipedal drippy grey monsters that make a liquidy squishy sound when they walk and true to their sound they are pretty squishy as in “easy to kill”. So we went through the door to a warehouse and found ourselves in room after room that had about 4 inches of people juice on the floor and something that looks like large vines with pods on them. Smashing the pods results in having either a half baked crazy human trying to kill you or a completely baked taken trying to kill you. I swear, where is the appreciation? We also ran into some Kobolds and more T hounds. Geeze, kobolds just think they have to be involved in everything! Finally we got to the lowest level of this goop factory to find ole Morley himself, I’m pretty sure he was experimenting on himself too. But we put him out of his misery, I’m sure he wasn’t grateful either.
    • Infused Chaosrobe – great item! ML, spell turmoil- when casting any offensive elemental spell (fire, cold, etc) there is a chance to gain a +20 alchemical bonus to spell power for 30 seconds, lesser evocation augmentation ix (increases caster level by 1), trace of madness (will tell more after second chain), power drain – lost 30/60 sp)
  • In the Flesh- find Yaulthoon.First the underwater chest. We went into a third warehouse, this one was decked out! Lovely statues of taken everywhere, which came to life, broke out of the glass and tried to kill us. Up the ramp met Pixel killed Pixel. Then undead Pixel. Got a crest, watched the fashion show. Found Yaulthoon. Killed him.

Other named loot

MISC

We liked this quest chain even though we died a lot!  There are some surprises that you will like (buyer beware of Permadeath pitfalls!)

  •  Mythery Says:  I DO get everything. 

 

Housekeeping!

  • New shows will go up on ITunes by Friday the You Tube version will not be posted until Saturday to give me more time.  Staying up all night and working to get the show out by Friday is killing me and I’m often too tired to participate in other groups.  Definitely Maybe.  Sahba is always strict with my deadline.
  • Mythery needs to be supported in the manner in which she has become accustomed!  Pay pal for the Damsels?
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?  Wolfpack in GH
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday – Mar 3, 11 PST
    • Podcast Live Broadcast – Mar 4, 11 PST
    • FYI, March 10th broadcast will begin one half hour later because of the time zone of our guest!

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

 

 

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Website Bonus Material!  We sometimes do things here at the

Damsels of DDO that we are not proud of…we’d like to share some of that with you now!

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Damsels of DDO Episode 8, Missing

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The wolf druid pack is back at it and we talk all things animal behavior and fail miserably at Missing.  That’s what we get for working with the Stormreach Chronicle!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the link for the episode, you can play it here or just right click and save as to download.  Ir just listen from our home at Podcast Garden!

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Here is the video presentation, you can also watch or subscribe here!

Intro:

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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on February 11th 2015 11pm pst
  • Lent, what are we giving up?  One real and one Damsel related thing!
    • Sahba – diet coke at home and get all collectibles and turn in
    • Lessah – Lessah – coffee; no wearing cosmetic armor
    • Mythery – Mythery – phone games; no Garrett

Before we start!  

  • Dr. Who talk!
  • The Fifth Wave
  • Maze Runner

(I could not stop myself from posting this Honest trailer for Maze Runner!)

 Get to know your Damsels presents: Damsels Trivia!  

  • Name that named mob’s home!

The care and feeding of Winter Wolves.  Saltire District, the madness continues!    

  • Druid 101.  My dogs smell like failure.
  • What are you puppies are wearing?

MISC

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  I DO get everything!

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • New shows will go up on Friday.  Maybe.  Probably.  Definitely Maybe.
  • Damsels of DDO dot com!  Why U No Work?
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?  Special Damsels Shroud – Monday, Feb 16 at PST – send an email to Sahba Jade or message in Twitter – not retweet; private message/ Argo
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday
    • Podcast Live Broadcast

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

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Did you know…

The Damsels of DDO started out in a Permadeath Static group called “The Red Eye” that is still running!

I started twitching our quests just in case we die!

HERE is the link for their most recent adventure!

Also, have you seen these audacious tweets that Mythery sends out?!

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Damsels of DDO Episode 7, What Goes up!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time we finish out the Stormhorns with an epic adventure on a giant floating rock! Bonnie Bew joins us once more for the fun and Mythery bestows wisdom on all of us! Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the audio version of the podcast! Just right click on the player and “save as” to download. Or you can listen from our home at Podcast Garden!

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Link to the Stormhorns quest on Twitch via DDO Stream!

Intro:

      • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on February 4th 2015 11pm pst. Our special guest Damsel this week, Bonnie Bew.
      • NEWS BULLETIN!
      • DDO Players News

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Rumors and (or) News (and whatever I want to talk about) by Sahba Jade:

      • Risia
      • Another forum thread about game difficulty
        • Do most players play only elite difficult, even new players? Is the game that easy?
        • Is there an entitlement-based mentality where people demand no-fail elite completions?

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  • Patrick has started a PD character and is going to play/ stream starting Thursday.

Get to know your Damsels presents: Damsels Trivia!

    • Just a few questions:
      • Where is Mythery?
      • What does Sahba Jade do every time she gets a new Twitter follower?
      • How many server events has Lessah hosted?
      • If a train goes 45 miles per hour north and another goes 30 miles per hour south, where is Mythery?
      • Who is most likely to wipe a Damse’ls Party?
      • Who is Mythery’s/ Lessah’s/ Sahba Jade’s favorite hireling?

(**psst, read these notes from Myth and tell me she shouldn’t be writing for the DDO Wiki!)

Stormhorns, Look Mom, it’s a flying fortress with an army of orcs, giants, and gnolls on it! And a bad bad Wizard.

A Break in The Ice

  • So, the point of this quest is to defeat wizzy Thamo and on your way to find him you run into a giant names Rungnir who has been prancing around in this cavern taking off his clothes and leaving them lying around all willy nilly. He says he’ll help you if you find his clothes for him. I think you should find his clothes because the sight of a naked giant is horrifying. Kill the wizzy and then kill the giant.
    • Guardian’s Glasses (Level 27) – Vitality +40, Seeker VII, Green Augment Slot
    • Sage’s Spectacles (Level 27) – Intelligence +9, Fire Lore VIII, Combustion +132, Colorless Augment Slot
    • Skirmisher’s Lenses (Level 27) – True Seeing, Protection +8, Green Augment Slot
    • stupid gloves for a wizard and a slashing weapon blah

What Goes Up

  • So, in yet another cavern, with many little cubbies that have a barrier up to prevent…hmm….I’m gonna go with preventing letting some things out cuz there are a lot of things in them. Mostly evil shadar kai. Sheesh, hate those guys and gals. After lowering all of the barriers and getting a crest to match the crest that some other dude has you get teleported into another chamber to fight more shadar kai and a wizard. Winning that battle allows you to finally get outside where you can see that you are flying through the air on a glacier, wheeeeeee! First have the rogue go into an area with a bunch of traps and chests and open the correct one. You will see the others later. Take down three pillars, kill everything. Win. Jump off the side and the aforementioned chests will plop down in the snow nearby.
    • Guardian’s Ring (Level 27) – Sheltering +24, Strength +8, Yellow Augment Slot
    • Sage’s Ring (Level 27) – Potency +92, Charisma +8, Wisdom +8, Yellow Augment Slot
    • Skirmisher’s Ring (Level 27) – Constitution +8, Thunderstruck, Yellow Augment Slot
    • Consuming Darkness – Ring – Bound to Character on Equip seeker and combat mastery
    • Boots made from a goat with some augment slots and random effect. Has anyone seen any goats around here??
    • Monk stuff blah
    • You can teleport to these far-off areas once you have walked there once. Touch the “Harpers Camp” and then you will have it. Or spend shards and no one wants to do that!

MISC

  • Mythery Says: Protect Mythery at all costs. You are expendable.
  • In case of emergency, giant underpants can be used as a tent.

Housekeeping!

  • New shows will go up on the Damsels website and be linked from the CTH as well that wasy I don’t have to do double work! <—–LIES! All Lies! The show is up at the CTH!
  • Also we have an iTunes feed but for now I will keep posting the cast to YouTube with pics and fun stuff because the video projects are fun for me and I learn something new every time I do it. So I’ll do it until I get tired of it. Or if there is an outcry from the DDO community for me not to stop. 😀 Big thanks to Mythery for squaring the iTunes feed away without breaking the internet!
  • We can haz a website Damsels of DDO dot com!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade! What’s Next? Wolfpack in heroics.
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday February 10th 2015 at 11pm Pacific Time!
    • Podcast Live Broadcast February 11th 2015 11pm Pacific Time!

Email Us!

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Damsels of DDO Episode 6, Stormhorns

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time around the Damsels run around the Stormhorns with special guest Bonnie Bew! Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the Quest!

Intro:

  • Bonnie Bew, president and founder of the Owl Bear Protection Society. No way. I saw her drown an owl bear!
  • How was everyone’s holiday? Playtime?
  • Rumors and (or) News by Sahba Jade:
    • Sahba Write or link something here!
      • Producer’s Letter – what’s happening in 2015
        • Temple of Elemental Evil
        • Warlock (“We are looking into adding a new class during the year and we are considering the Warlock class.”)
        • Epic Vale and new adventure pack in Shavarath
      • Turn in coins by Jan 18

 

Before we start!

 

  • Get to know your Damsels – this week, we get to know Bonnie Bew, honorary damsel!
    • Just a few questions:
      • Where were you when you first heard of Mythery?
      • When did you start playing DnD?
      • DDO?
      • How excited were you the first time you played with Mythery?
      • Shroudapalooza?
      • If a train goes 45 miles per hour north and another goes 30 miles per hour south, where is Mythery?

This time around, we ran the Stormhorns Quests!

 

MISC

  • Mythery Fan Club is up and running! You can join!

Housekeeping!

  • Show will go up Saturday at the latest due to technical issues that must be ironed out!
  • Website Update Mythery!
  • Next Time! Sahba Jade? Stormhorns (what goes up)
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday Jan 27th, 11PM pst
    • Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Jan 28th, 11PM pst

Email Us!

 

Or just creep on us!

Damsels of DDO Episode 5, Delirium

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around the Damsels form a wolf pack and go howling into a beholder infested tavern!   Good times had by all?  That depends on local Public Intoxication Laws.  We do apologize in advance for the inebriation of any of the hosts of the show!  *cough* Lessah *cough cough* Thanks so much for listening!

 Here is the link for the quest! 

Intro:  

Old School!   

  1. Every time Lessah says: “Hello!” or “You know what?” You take a drink!
  2. Every time Samius makes an innuendo, you take a drink!
  3. Every time a word has to be beeped, you take a drink! (If Lessah is beeped, you take 2 drinks!)
  4. Every Segway… you take a drink! (if it’s a good Segway, you must drink twice!)
  5. At the end of the show, you must empty your glass, even if you have just refilled it!)

New Years Resolution!

  • Patrick!
  • Rumors and  (or) News  by Sahba Jade  :
    • Sahba Write or link something here!
      • DDO accomplishments in 2014?
      • Favorite thing this year in DDO?
      • New Year’s resolution for DDO?
      • Artwork

Before we start!  

  • Wolves!
    • So many wolves, so little room to see on my screen.
  • Get to know your Damsels – this week, we get to know Patrick, honorary damsel!
    • How did you get to take over from Anne and Sig Trent.
    • You are on a desert island and can only have ONE band on your solar-powered ipod, what band is it?

This time around, we ran Heroic quests!  

  • Delirium – drinking with the beholders and then seeing things; flying puzzle pieces
  • Acid Wit – moral dilemma of killing troglodytes who’ve been genetically altered by a madman (Magus Littleton)
  • Mired in Kobolds – dragon trouble

MISC

  •  Mythery Quotes: on Twitter #thewisdomofmythery
    •  I kill Trogs all the time, they stink!
    • You will have to support me in the manner in which I have become accustomed.

Housekeeping!

  • Show will go up in the new year! lols Also this current show is Episode 5.  Your Episode 4 is our episode 5 because we weren’t able to broadcast our first episode via DDO Stream.  Sorry for the confusion. See the website and not Youtube for the full questing madness!
  • Website Update Mythery!
  • Next Time!  Stormhorns (wildnerness and whatever quests we get to)
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday Jan 13th, 11PM pst
    • Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Jan 14th, 11PM pst

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Damsels of DDO Episode 4, Brothers of the Forge

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week the Damsels take on the Brothers of the Forge.   We also start a wolf pack of our very own!  Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the Cast!

Here is the quest!  We don’t start until about 3-4 minutes in due to our own folly!  It’s something we are working on that might never be rectified!

Intro:  

  •  House Cannith, the cliff notes!
  • Rumors and  (or) News  by Sahba Jade  :
    • Sahba Write or link something here!
      • Update 24
        • Heart of Madness – sequel to Reign of Madness with three new quests (Level 18 and 26; free to VIP)
        • The Mask of Deception (in FR; FTP; level 16 and 30)
        • Barbarian enhancements reworked
        • Mirror of Glamering on weapons and auras
        • Can get to 3BC from the airship
        • Doubleshot and Healing Amp/Repair Amp on character sheets
          • HAmp (now additive rather than multiplicative, with many sources doubled
        • Drop rates of items in many quests increased
          • Bauble in Weapons Shipment
          • Sands items
      • Monster Champions
        • mini-boss chance to drop chest
        • not in raids
      • Festivult

Before we start!  

  • Get to know your Damsels – this week, we get to know Sahba Jade:
    • Why are halflings still alive after so much tossing.  Do you have a tail?

This time around, we ran Brothers of the Forge!  

  • No flagging! Just be level 28!  Talbron Tewn Quest Giver in House Cannith

MISC

Mythery Quotes: on Twitter #thewisdomofmythery

  •  It would be nice if kittens were born pink.

Housekeeping!

  • Website Update Mythery!
  • Next Time!  Heroics with the Wolf Pack
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday Dec 30 11PM pst
    • Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Dec 31th 11PM pst

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Damsels of DDO Episode 3, Haunted Halls of Eveningstar

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week the Damsels take on the Haunted Halls of Eveningstar.  We ran both the standard and extended versions.  Listen to find out how Battlemaster Sahba Jade feels about Melee Alacrity.  Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the Cast!  As soon as Myth gets the Damsels Website set up, they will be available on iTunes as well as download!  For now, you get the YouTube version!

Here is the Quest!

Timestamps of Note:

00:58:00 – Mythery is killed twice by her Hireling.

Intro:  

  • DDO Live Stream Hiccup!  Interwebs Esplode.
  • Rumors and  (or) News  by Sahba Jade  :
    • Sahba Write or link something here!
      • So how poor are you, now that you spent all your money on the DDO sales?
      • Dec 10 – Update 24
      • Festivult – coins are in chests now – Jester to arrive soon!  Hear Lessah squeal each time she gets a coin!

Before we start!  

  • Get to know your Damsels – this week, Lessah:

This time around, we ran The Haunted Halls!  

  • No flagging! Just be level 25!  Alyn Farrago Quest Giver by the bar in Eveningstar – The Lonesome Tankard
  • http://ddowiki.com/page/The_Haunted_Halls_of_Eveningstar
    • Why run it?
      • Fantastic loot – ML 26, even with upgrade – watch what you put in the augment slots, as this can raise to ML 28.
        • Optionals in Standard or Dragon Chests in Extended
          • Miior
            • Libram of Silver Magic – Orb
              • +8 Orb Bonus, Insightful Potency +10, Insightful Spell Lore I, Intel +10, Charisma +10, Spellcraft +20 (Competence bonus)
              • Upgraded – +11 Orb Bonus, Exceptional Spell Lore II, Intel +11, Charisma +11
            • Necklace of Mystic Eidolons – Necklace
              • Eidolon Summons, Ghostly, Deathblock, Insightful Con +3, Insightful Dex +3, Green Augment Slot
              • Upgraded – Insightful Con +4, Insightful Dex +4, Augment Summons
          • Fallen Giant
            • Lantern Ring – Ring
              • Radiance +144 (equipment bonus), Insightful Wis +2, Radiant Glory (on harmful spellcast, do 4-24 light damage), Colorless Augment Slot
              • Upgraded – Radiant Glory damage increased to 6-36, Radiance Lore VIII, Green Augment Slot
            • Purple Dragon Shield – Tower Shield
              • +8 Enhancement Bonus, Con +10, Charisma +10, Improved Bashing X, Sovereign Vorpal, Block Elements
              • Upgraded – +8 Orb Bonus, Purple Augment Slot
          • Ancient Mummy
            • Magestar – Trinket
              • Magestar Absorption (absorbs harmful effects) – 5 charges
              • Upgraded – 10 charges, Green Augment Slot
            • Manual of Stealthy Pilfering
              • Good Luck +2, Exc Bonus Dex Skills +4, Exc Bonus Intel Skills +4, OL +20, DD +20, Spot +20, UMD +3
              • Upgraded – GL +3, Exp Dex Skills +6, Exc Intel Skills +6, UMD +5, Green
        • Black stones – 150 to upgrade
        • Dragon fight

 

  • Mythery Quotes: on Twitter #thewisdomofmythery
    •  Myth has become silent, now that Lessah is noting her wise sayings.

Housekeeping!

  • Website Update Mythery!
  • Next Time!  Brothers of the Forge
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday Dec 16th 11PM pst
    • Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Dec 17th 11PM pst

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Damsels of DDO Episode 2, Epic Three Barrel Cove

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around we went on a jaunt through Epic Three Barrel Cove and mayham was had by all!  Listen as we talk about why Sahba Jade is allergic to fun!  Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the podcast!  Enjoy and thanks for listening!

Here is the Twitch Highlight of the Successful navigation of the spike trap in Prove Your Worth: 

Here are the Damsels in Precious Cargo! It says Episode 1, but that’s a dirty lie.

Time Stamps of Note:

  • 18:50-22:00 Ship Battle, quite funny.  Lessah Dies Twice due to extreme Noobness.
  • 30:00 Big Battle with Captain Tew and Sahba herding cats!
  • 1:30:00 Elite Shroud Epic Fail with Special Guests BonnieBew and Mari

 

No one is in Distress here!  (Looking at you DDO Cast)

  • We have been streaming on the fly!  Thanks to DDO Stream for popping into our Twitch Chat and giving away Turbine Points!
  • Opinion: DDO Player cards?
  • Rumors and  (or) News  by Sahba Jade  :
    • Sahba Write or link something here!
      • In the store. through Dec 1
        • Double points
        • Otto’s Boxes
        • 75% off expansions
        • 75% off druid & half orc
        • 50% off +5 Hearts of Wood
        • Bonus days through Nov 30 – +20% heroic and epic XP
      • Elemental temple of evil – update 25 –

 Get to know your Damsels – this week, Mythery

This time around, we ran running Epic Three Barrel Cove!  

The Damsels Take On Precious Cargo via DDO Stream Here!

Flagging.  Who to talk to? What order?

  • Mythery Quotes: on Twitter #thewisdomofmythery
  • General Thoughts About this Quest Chain:
    • Worth it for XP?
    • Any loot worth going after?  Level 24
      • Iron Mitts (Str +8; 30% HAmp, +40 Vitality, +7 Resistant, Colorless)
      • Orcish Privateer’s Boots (Speed X, FoM, Fire Resist +50, Fire Absorp 30%, Colorless)
      • Kobold Admiral’s Tiller – buckler (Dodge 10, Axeblock VII, Hammerblock VII, Guardbreaking, Colorless)
      • Mutineer’s Blade Rapier (3[W], 17-20×2, Dex 8, Ghostbane VIII, Brilliance, Coruscating, Improved Disruption, Red)
    • Transporter NPC (Cory Seagrass) once finished each quests.

Housekeeping!

  • The Damsels Enter the Wide World of Social Media!
  • We are official members of the DDO Live Stream Team and will be streaming through them starting the next show. Mythery and I have a habit of breaking the internet.  Can Watch on DDO You Tube Channel.
  • This Weeks Cast will not be posted until Friday.
  • The Damsels will be moving to a new website!  Mythery?  We are working hard on it and will have (hopefully) a completed website for you next show!  Until then, the shows will be hosted at the cth website.  Everything else in the same!  In December and that is when we will begin posting our podcast on iTunes.
  • Next Time!  Sahba Jade? Haunted Halls, both standard and extended versions.
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch Tuesday Dec 2th 11PM pst
    • Podcast Live Broadcast Wednesday Dec 3th 11PM pst

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Damsels of DDO Episode 1, The Shroud

Welcome to Damsels of DDO! An offshoot of the DDO Cocktail Hour where girl gamers talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. For this first installment we are talking about the Shroud! Do people still go there? Is it even worth it? And what’s a Harry Beater? Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the cast! The Battle with Arraetrikos is below it!

 

Intro:  Tavern Music!  (Pop Quiz: Name the music that plays at the end and get a mention on the next cast!) 

What even is this show?

This time around, we revisit an oldie but a goodie, the Shroud!

Housekeeping!

  • We have a YouTube Channel!  You can subscribe and maybe even listen to shows, who knows!  It’s a brave new world!  I have no subscribers, you can change that!
  • We are doing Epic Three Barrel Cove next!  Official Twitch date November 25th 11pm Pacific Time!  You can listen Live via Mixlr(Thanks very much to the DDO Players News for introducing me to this app, I LOVE it!) 

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