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Damsels of DDO Episode 51, Slave Pits of the Undercity

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week, we conquered some slave lords, sort of.  Really, we just ran around for twenty minutes looking for a lever, and Sahba Jade trolled us with a huge fire trap.  If the state of the Undercity is any indication of wealth, the slave lords need a new line of work. What are your overheads guys?  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 51st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I have not seen Sahba Jade.  Ever.  Or in the last week!
    • Mythery has never watched Grease 2.  
      • It has great songs in it, “Back to School”, “Who’s that Guy”, “Cool Rider”  “Reproduction” Homework!  

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Myth used a bow?
      • Cannith crafting – who is doing what?
      • Slave Lords’ crafting?
      • EE Caught in the Web
      • AH prices
      • How are you epic completionist characters doing?
    • Game News
      • Update 32 Patch 1 later today (Thursday) includes
        • fixes for several unbound shards
        • adds Implement bonuses to scaling weapons
        • adds Mythic bonuses to Slavers crafted items
        • a couple of other things.
      • Producer’s Letter
    • Forums
      • Pally 14-15 and then ??? Or what does Pally 15-20 get you?
      • The One Thing Results

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
      • I think Roxy might be walking on thin ice.
      • Allyssa is back!!!  She never left!  <3  
      • Phi Phi finally got what she deserved!!!!! YAY
      • Poor Ginger Minge
      • Comedy routines were great!  
      • Lil Pound Cake on the Runway. YES!!!
      • Sorry for Alyssa but Alaska is going to win.
  • And now, some shameless embedded videos of our two favorite queens!


Slave Pits of the Undercity

Drevok asked us to help collect Codex Pages and Mysterious Remnants. He said that one of the Codex Pages was being held hostage by a lady named Dame Gold, who won’t give it up until someone comes to deal with the slave lords that are annoying her. Since these pages and remnants are evil and need to be gathered up we agree to go into the slave pits and find this lady to see what we could do to fix this situation.

We found her in a place called the Forsaken Temple. With a name like that I’m not sure what she expected. She was hanging out with her advisor and a dude that makes all of her clothes (what a prima donna). We tried to get the page from her but Drevok was right, she wouldn’t give it up. Actually I think we could have talked her out of it but she didn’t want to lose face in front of her advisor since sending us to take care of the slavers that they allowed to make a base there was his idea. She said they were selling them off to the highest bidder and we should probably hurry.

 

OK, so what really happened was, we looked for slaves and levers. We found slaves, like more than 40 but the levers are like out in plain sight so they are really hard to find. And we had to look a lot! No one died, if you don’t count Sahba’s hire and we fought a bunch of rats, umberhulks, skeletons, and orcs or were they half orcs? Either way, their living conditions were deplorable! They are either really bad at the slave game or they don’t charge enough. The quest was fun and I am looking forward to doing the rest of them. Oh, and being a ranged ranger is not half bad.

 

Loot

All items are ML 8 and Bound to Account on Acquire.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says: My Spot score goes up as the quest goes on.  
    • Ask Mythery:  What do you know about fairies?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Nothing!  
  • Mythery – I will help Lessah do her layover.  Overlay, thing.  When are we actually going to do this?
  • When is Next time?  (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
    • Twitch – Oct 12, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Oct 13, 1 CDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 48, Bastion of Power

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We took our wolves back to Amrath this week for a fun romp through the Bastion of Power and the ritual hazing of Draculetta. For the show, Producer Severlin joins us along with Community Manager Cordovan! Finally, the Damsels get some love!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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There is a nice end fight at 38:17 and Sahba Jade tries to kill us in a trap at 58:30, enjoy!

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Intro:   

  • And with that… welcome to the show!  The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 17th, 2016 at 3:00 PM PDT. This is our 48th show and we are so proud to welcome Producer Severlin, the man we don’t know but want to, Welcome Sev!  
  • We are also proud to welcome, Professional Forums Wrangler, Community Manager, and the man who coined the phrase, “Cool Cool” before it was “Cool Cool” to do so, He’s a great guy, a great friend, and yes, he’s pretty “Cool Cool.”  It’s Cordovan!  Welcome!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Last night we went back to Amrath in order to torture our good friend Draculetta!  He is a very good sport, and we want to thank him, but he needs to know… we aren’t done with him yet.  
    • My rumor…Sahba Jade STILL hates her dog.  Now she has a new dog….Jack!  I think she pulled a fast one.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Did Lessah pug? Lessah joined the 21st century and downloaded Windows 10 (but did she install it :P)
      • DDO Players News has a GenCon 2017 countdown started
      • Bonus XP weekend last weekend (woohoo) – when turned off, VIPS received -5% (not so woohoo, but kind of funny)
    • Game News
      • Lamannia U32
        • Cannith Crafting
        • There are quests in U32?? (Slave lords)
        • U32 going live end of Aug or mid Sept
        • With U32, trapmaking will use new cannith essences versus the old lesser essences.
      • Monks in U33?  When? Everything getting fixed?  Handwraps now weapons instead of something ‘special?’ What else?
      • .
    • Forums
      • Balance Pass: Two Years Later.
      • DDO – Red-headed stepchild confirmed

Genesis Point

Last time, while we were roaming around in the battlefield we noticed a few buildings that we didn’t have time to investigate, so we decided to go back. On the way to Amrath we saw a couple of wolves playing ball. At least we thought they were playing ball but as we got closer we realized one was throwing red fireballs and the other seemed to be chasing them. It turned out to be Draculetta and Rent and they said they were practicing. Drac was practicing his aim and Rent was practicing his dodging ability. From the look of Rent’s scorched fur it seemed that Drac’s aim was pretty good but the fact that Rent was alive to talk about it proved that Rent did a darn good job dodging. We grabbed them both and took them into the battlefield with us. The first place we went was a called Genesis Point. When we got in there we ran into a guy who, I’m pretty sure though we were some other group because he quickly ran through a host of instructions and tasks we were to accomplish, we just went with it. What the heck, how bad could it be? It turns out that the place is an army base for the Devils. So, we released some prisoners, took out a few waves of soldiers consisting of devils, orthons, tieflings, trolls, and troglodytes. We roamed around in a maze which teleported us to another fight. Luckily we were able to open a portal and teleport ourselves back and finally we found a room that contained a grey pit fiend demon which we managed to kill pretty fast but his minions came in and swarmed around us. Lessah was barely able to get out of there with her life.

 

Loot –

 

Bastion of Power

Next we went to a fortress that everyone calls the Iron Maw. Last week we talked to a guy who told us that the Iron Maw had never been conquered even though the battle has raged on for eons. He said that there is a way in that no one has used in so many years it’s been forgotten and that “someone” could go in through there and then open the gate to the Demon Horde outside. That way the demons and the devils could duke it out, basically eradicating each other and then that same “someone” could just mop up the stragglers. That way no one, especially the devils, would know how the fall of the Iron Maw happened. I guess our collective name is “someone” because into the hole we went! Everything went pretty smoothly, even though Rent and Lessah tried to get themselves skewered a couple of times, but it would have been nice to know there was a little pit fiend and a marilith waiting for us in there. Sheesh! Not that it really mattered, we had a great time taking them all down. The Iron Maw has fallen!! Woohoo!

 

Loot –

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery Severlin:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • The return of “Get to know your Damsel!”  The DDO Producer’s edition!  (it’s ok to give sarcastic answers to these questions!)
      • True or False for Severlin:  
        • You ran away at a young age to join a traveling circus. (It does count if you considered it)  
        • You work for Turbine.  
        • You broke the cold spells.  
        • Severlin wrote the dialogue for the Severlin Boss that people were allowed to battle during the ten year anniversary event.  
        • You gave Sahba Jade Dev powers and that’s how she kills every mob in the quest and gets more XP.  
      • True or False for Cordovan:  
        • You first met Lessah at an in-game event that was organized by a player.  
        • You save all your Movember beard trimmings in a drawer after the event is over.  
        • You are going to give the Damsels DDO Points and some companions to give away for their 50th show.  
        • When you go to Gen Con, you park in another city in order to save additional parking fees.  
      • Two Truths and a Lie (about the game or yourself!)
        • Severlin
        • Cordovan
        • Lessah
          • I play nothing but Paladins, I am married to a Scottish Dwarf, I was an Army Medic for twenty years.  
        • Sahba Jade
          • I named some of my DDO characters after Star Wars characters; I used to spend university holidays in Europe and my favorite country is Scotland; I was a circus camp follower.
          • I play DDO with god-like powers, I have never failed a trap, I have the shortest characters in the game, and I like it that way.  
        • Mythery Inferno
          • I am the center of the universe, I use all of my mana within 30 seconds of entering a quest, I have found all of the prettiest robes in the game.
    • Mythery Says:  

What’s next? Truth or dare? 🙂

  • Ask Mythery!  
    • No questions for Myth!  

 

Thanks very much to Cordovan and Severlin for joining us!  Thank you for staying late!  DDO is a great game, Long May she Reign.  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Plea to the wonderful DDO Community!  I need an overlay.  Everyone has a cool overlay but me.  And watching YouTube How-To vids of overlays keeps putting me to sleep.  Please help teach a man to fish or maybe give me some fish!  (My very smart/ talented spouse can’t help me! I can say this, because he rarely listens to the show! He will never know I was talking good about him.)  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug  30, 11 PDT
    • Podcast – Aug 31, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 42, Epic Wheloon Prison

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Damsels went to prison, Wheloon Prison that is.  The Shadar-kai didn’t know what hit em!  Mythery has a good rant about the price of good-looking clothing in the DDO Store, and Sahba Jade gives her thoughts on the potential crafting changes.  Thanks so much for listening!                            

 

  

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, May 18th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 42nd show.   Welcome!
    • I have a gift, cause reasons!  Come find me in the Harbor..I’ll say what server later in the show if you can’t figure it out, and open a trade window with meh!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • THANK YOU SAHBA JADE!  
      • You know when you want to run a quest and you want a special weapon, and you just can’t get it, so you decide to make it and then when you go to make it, only you aren’t high enough crafting level to get it 100% and you don’t want to take chances on making the thing, because you only have one of some special ingredient… Only to find out that the special ingredient isn’t even in your bank anymore, and maybe it never was?  And so, you go begging to your buddies for that one THING via text messages, and then you go into the quest where it sometimes drops, only to have the person you were begging log on and try to it give to you..  I mean, we have all been there, right?   
    • The Epic Completionist trek continues!  The next time you see Lessah, she will be a ranger!  Look for my LFM and keep up!  
    • Mythery Inferno COmpletionist…I heard a rumor about a FS…
    • Sahba is a Gnome?!  
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • So so much.  Even pugged House P Partycrashers and still didn’t get the shard I wanted.  Boooooo.  Next life!  
    • Lessah on DDOCast talking about consumables??
    • Game News
      • Update 31
        • Quests
        • Items
      • Downtime 7-12 EDT Thursday, May 19 – U31P1
      • Flash Sales
      • Cannith Crafting changes
    • Forums
      • EH A Small Problem has a Big Problem
      • Lag
    • Community
      • High Lords of Malkier are hosting a Defiler of the Just teaching raid on Saturday – Sarlona
      • Munchkin Summer Games starts Jun 3 (goes for 10 Fridays) on Khyber
    • Monster Manuals
      • 2250 mysterious remnants
      • For player races, only one not maxed out on slayers is …
      • Why are there no drow in the MM? Only dwarf, elf, halfling, human, warforged as player races.
      • XP needs updating?  A couple of examples:
        • Character – 1750 bats for 8000 xp (cumulative)?
      • It’d be nice if we could see what types of whatever monster we haven’t slain.  For instance, I have 37 of 45 warforged types slain.  No clue what the other 8 are.  I’ve maxed out my slayer.
      • Last volume (VI) came out with update 28 – The Devil’s Gambit.  We want more.
        • Why are there no drow in the MM? Only dwarf, elf, halfling, human, warforged as player races.
        • No Drider? No purple worm?
      • Monster Manual Known Issues forum thread – NoWorries wrote, on 5/16, the devs haven’t been able to keep the MM up-to-date with the last couple of updates due to tight schedules.  Hopefully, they will be caught up with the next update, and maybe grab a few more of the older issues as well.
    • Felicia Day

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  
      • Season 8 Easter eggs
        • A scarf is a stupid idea.  
        • We will talk about Dr. Who as Sahba and Myth get caught up because I am almost done.  Season 8, Episode 8.  
        • I want to watch the Day of the Doctor.  
    • Outlander  (brace yourselves kids, I am going to rant!)  
      • So… riddle me this, Claire is preggers, when she goes back to the 40’s.  She isn’t really showing much.  But there are more books after the one they are currently doing?  Why?  Jaime is cute and all, but I like the shag the new guy.  Where is the new blood?  
        • This is a romance novel..it should be a hot-guy parade!  Instead, I get Jaime in nice clothes, Jaime with no shirt on for two seconds, and the occasional odd naked lady alongside a pregnant Claire…also not much action is going on behind closed doors, even though half the scenes are in a brothel.  Honestly, I’m getting more of a girl-porn buzz while watching Vikings.  Please tell me how this went from Semi-Supernatural romance novel to historical, political snooze-fest?  
        • What if…someone from this time period ended up going back.  I think we might get burned at the stake immediately!  

 

Wheloon Prison

 

Friends in Low Places

I am pretty much always up for something pretty and new to wear but I I have seriously been looking for a “pretty” new robe for at least the last six months, maybe more. Someone told me that there was a lady living over in Wheloon that makes some very pretty robes and I wanted to go check it out. I talked Lessah and Sahba into going with me and no I didn’t say it was for robe shopping (Sahba never would have come). So, I’m poking around town looking for this shop and I hear Lessah and Sahba arguing about something. I heard Lessah say something like “talk to all of them!!” and Sahba was arguing “I don’t want to talk to all of them. Just tell me who…” Naturally, I went over to see what was going on even though I knew it wouldn’t lead me to a pretty new robe.

Apparently there was something going on in the prison and one of them had managed to get us involved in straightening out the problem. The first thing we were supposed to do was go in and help some innocent people. We go in and I have to say….I’m really confused. I mean, I’ve never been to a prison before but my understanding is that the criminals are locked up in little cells, in a building, away from the “innocent” people. From what I am seeing, it seems like they just took a few neighborhoods and put a big wall around them and then shoved all of the bad guys in. So are we going in to save some people who didn’t move out fast enough? Or what? I sure hope the robe lady doesn’t live in here or I will have to pass on the robe shopping in Wheloon. We did find some people who needed saving in some drainage culverts. Honestly, why are they always in the most stinky place in the area? My shoes are ruined. Again.

 

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Accuracy IX, Natural Armor +9, Resistance +9, Wizardry IX, Bluff +19, Diplomacy +19, Haggle +19, Intimidate +19, Listen +19, Search +19, Spellcraft +19, Spot +19

A Lesson in Deception

OK, so our next task is to find out who the BMOC that thinks he can organize all of the little gangs (including stragglers) into one big gang. I have a suggestion, put these guys in a big building with tiny cells and this would be a much harder thing for the bad guy to do! Oh well. We end up in the warehouse district and after a bit we start hearing someone talking to us. Sort of just a voice on the air. And the voice is basically giving us instructions. I guess it’s true, on the inside they really do just want to get caught. We have to hurry to find them though because if we don’t the guy plans to begin killing off prisoners. That was a terrible thing since we had to make the decision not to help people on the way there that really needed our help. Getting caught is not all they will get when we find them.

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Acid VI, Frost VI, Flaming VI, Shock VI, Poison VI, Axiomatic V, Anarchic V, Shrieking V,Solar IV, Eldritch IV, Holy IV, Improved Banishing, Improved Vorpal, Sundering VIII, Magma

 

Army of Shadow

The Netherese have a recruiting center, see little cells. I’m telling you, little cells. The place is huge and we went through the entire place. We destroyed their altars, played with a mimic, and in the end we killed General Marthir. While we may have put a large dent in their plans, this isn’t the end of it. We plan to come back and finish them off once and for all.

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Armor Bonus +11, Acid Resistance +45, Cold Resistance +45, Fire Resistance +45, Electric Resistance +45, Sonic Resistance +45, Fortification +120%, Strength +9, Dexterity +9, Constitution +9

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says:   My Zen Garden is a firewall.  
    • Mythery Thought: I need to think about this.
    • I need pretty shoes that can stand up to the sewer system.
  • Ask Mythery
    • The perfect color scheme for a robe?  
    • Mythery Robe Rant.  
      • They know when they have a good product!  (DDO Store!)  

 

Housekeeping!

  • The raid is coming!  Do your crafting, get your weapons, don’t neglect your puppies!  This is happening!  
    • Lessah, Myth, Sahba, Rent?, Draculetta?, Narc, Patrick, Chai
  • Mythery – All your kills are belong to me.   
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 31, 11 PDT – Woflpack Shroud Time!
    • Podcast – June 1, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com  

 

Or just creep on us!  

@Lessah

@Mythery1

@SahbaJade

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