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Damsels of DDO Episode 83, Stormcleave

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went pugging again this episode! Our new LFM is the DDO Stream! We had a good time and ran some solid, classic quests that everyone knows like the back of their hand…or so we thought. Thank goodness the Damsels had a guide! Mythery got lost repeatedly and Lessah got inebriated! Fun times were had by all! This episode is called Stormcleave because we have done “The Tide Turns” already! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 4th 2AM Eastern. This is our 83rd show! And this is really the 83rd show. I checked.

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • We pugged last night and it was great! Thanks Kudesnik..I mean…nevermind.
    • Mythery and I are on our last life victory lap with the reaper babies.
      • It’s mostly me pushing to do all the quests. I want the +5 tome you get for 5000 favor.
      • Here is the conundrum; I don’t like TOEE. We need to do it.
    • Thank you to Fierce Fred for giving me the recipes I needed to make the snow elemental! I take back a few of the bad names I’ve called you. (he camped me in the tavern last night!)
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Never leave a bottle of interesting-looking liquor within reach of Lessah.
      • Myth: Stop trying to make me learn things!! I learned that Lessah puts hyphens where they don’t belong. Actually, I already knew that. hahahaha
      • Sahba:

 

Rumors, News, and Lies


  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • The Good Place
    • Riverdale
      • 1st two episodes.
        • This show is slowly being ruined for me…
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars season 3
      • Episode 1, this season looks so good! So many of my favorite queens came back.
        • I cry every time Milk is on screen because he’s so damn handsome out of drag.
        • Ben Dela Creme, the terminally delightful queen. She really showed me who she was in the end.
      • Episode 2, Shangela the Mother of Dragons and John Snow Kennedy Davenport. I didn’t think Thorgy was going to win it but I enjoyed all that shade she threw on her way out.
    • I just started a new show but I’m not sure if it’s going to be any good yet. Counterpart – Starz

 

Wha…?

Last night we played our reaper babies and picked up some random souls along the way. The one I remember the best was Jaz. Jaz is full of energy and excitement and seems to know the quests pretty well but the main thing about him is his voice. More specifically his accent, he is from Baaaston. In my mind he is from the deep deep center of Boston, surrounded by only other people from Boston, and TV and radio are only broadcast by other people from Boston. Thus giving him this very deep bostonian swagger to his voice, devoid of Rs and a hint of kick assitude. I was only moderately disappointed that he never used the word wicked. At least I don’t think he did. Anyway, we finished the house D chain and finished up by doing Stormcleave. It was a lot of fun!

 

PS: Lessah was drunk. 🙂

 

Loot

 

The named items from the house D quests have something called unraveling enchantments. This means that the enchantments placed on the items have weakened over time and you can use the goat, lion, and dragon sigils to restore the items to their original powers. Behind the tower that houses the Tide Turns quest is a contraption called Visbane’s Folley where you place the item and the chosen sigil in order to restore it. Norbert Visbane will teleport you there is you are too lazy to walk and have completed the Tide Turns. AND if you are too lazy to get them by doing the quests, the sigils can be purchased from Visbane’s Folly for 15 astral shards.

 

 

Version Item Type Enchantments
Base Chipped Bastard Sword Bastard Sword +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Fang +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Maiming, Shatter +4, Dragonshard Focus: Sentinel
Epic Epic Chimera’s Fang 2[1d10] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Increase base on number of dragon marks), Silver, Alchemical, Keen I, Shocking Burst, Destruction, Shatter +10, Disintegration, Chimera’s Ferocity, Red Augment Slot
Base Corroded Rapier Rapier Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Devotion +36, Silver, Alchemical, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Elyd Edge Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma +1, Devotion +42, Silver, Alchemical, Anthem
Epic Epic Elyd Edge 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma for Attack and Damage Mods, Charisma +7, Devotion +72, Silver, Alchemical, Screaming, Cacophony, Inspiring Echoes, Anthem, Red Augment Slot
Base Filthy Kukri Kukri +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Midnight Greetings +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception,Centered weapon for Monks)
Epic Epic Midnight Greetings 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Enhancement bonus increases base on Int mod max +10), Improved Deception, Finesse, Disintegration, Assassination +2, Improved Paralyzing, Clever Strike, Red Augment Slot
Base Rusted Crown Helm Natural Armor +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Crown Minor Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +15, Natural Armor +1
Epic Epic Chimera’s Crown Lesser Dragonmark Enhancement, Minor Greater Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +25, Natural Armor +5, Chimera’s Vitality, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot
Base Splintered Winter’s Wrath Wand Snowball Swarm 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Glaciation +30, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Winter’s Wrath Snowball Swarm 25 Charges (Recharged/Day:25), Lesser Cold Augmentation III, Glaciation +36
Epic Epic Winter’s Wrath Otiluke’s Freezing Sphere 15 Charges (Recharged/Day:15), Lesser Cold Augmentation IX, Glaciation +90
Base Tarnished Blademark’s Docent Docent +2 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Blademark’s Docent +3 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, Invulnerability
Epic Epic Blademark’s Docent +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Construct Fortification (10%), Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Tarnished Deneith Heavy Chain Chainmail +1 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Deneith Heavy Chain +1 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield
Epic Epic Deneith Heavy Chain +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Torn Chitin Bracers Bracers Armor Bonus +4, Will Save +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +5, Will Save +2, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change
Epic Epic Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +8, Exceptional Wisdom +1, Will Save +5, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I made a kitchen and a zombie spawned there and knocked my door down.
        • With the difficulty dialed up I’m afraid to go out alone 🙁
      • Myth Single player game mod?
        • War of the Walkers

 

    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Aberration
        • Our otter is still alive for some reason.
        • I think I don’t like aberration as much because there are no birds. I must agree!! I feel sooo constricted.
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • The crazy bird ladies of Ark.
          • Dogs + Cats = BIRDS!
          • Let’s adopt 5 Argy’s, 6 Pteradon, 3 Perlagoramis, 1 Tapijara and 1 quetzel.
            • Still working on the Quetzel and it’s all MYTH’s fault and not mine in any way! OMG I am so gonna rat you out!
              • Me in my head “omg, there are no less than 4 things attacking our bird, Myth is going to die and leave me alone!” Then she won’t know how to get back here!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures in the dark zone with a total stranger!
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • I installed. Now what?
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • You get lost more than the average player. Let’s explore that.
      • Na uh. You’re mean. 🙁 Bird killer.

 

Housekeeping!

  • Remember that time I uploaded the show and didn’t tell anyone or tweet about it?
    • Here’s the YouTube story no one asked for…
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Feb 17, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Feb 18,, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 82, Raids, Reapers, and Pirates! Oh My!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We went looking for other players this week in order to do the Chronoscope on reaper mode. Also, we tried to kill Draculetta using zombie pirates. It worked a few times! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 21st 2AM Eastern. This is our real 82nd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • So here’s what happened. I can’t count.
      • Myth! We forgot to do the forgotten caverns.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Never let Sahba get to the quest first.
        • Never say things like “we haven’t seen a reaper yet”
      • Myth: I learned that Brad is alive!
      • Sahba: Always get to the quest first.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

 

Reaper Babies and a vampire

Draculetta likes to talk about things he doesn’t like to do on his podcast. It is our sworn duty to show him how wonderful those things are and thereby enriching his gaming experience and as a result his life. Therefore, when he declared that he did not like doing reaper quests we were obligated to take him through several.  We did the Chronoscope. We’ve already talked about that so I just want to say that it was a ton of fun and we pick up some hitchhikers along the way. No Bob blessed us with his presence. Plus we had a Bard! Bard buffs are the best! Then we went to House D looking for some pirates to tangle with. First we went to an odd place in the Searing Heights called the Bargain Bazaar? Blood Bazaar? Something… I thought it was going to be like an outdoor mall but on the way over Lessah said it was where they sell people. Crazy, right? I don’t know, she might have been right. All I know is that whatever was going on there it wasn’t good. We cleaned that place out though. And the guy running the place, it was a kobold riding a minotaur. Some weird stuff going on here.

Next we went to the Black Loch. Mostly what I remember about this place is……DON’T LOOK AT THE WATER! I try to stay out of the water since it puts out fire and I pretty much just burned up everything I came in contact with. Sooooo Drac, what’s so bad about reaper quests? It looked like you were having fun to me.

 

Loot

 

Na.

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I am making my own house and I’ll try to defend it on hoard night.
        • There is a lot I can’t do…like finding treasure.

 

    • Ark Survival
      • Ark Aberration
        • We are kind of at a standstill in this game, I think. We need goals.
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Build a bridge, tap a tree, get some sap…fishing?
    • The Forest
      • Really challenging game!
      • We built a cabin and started a war.
        • We made arrows from the bones of our enemy!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth has a ponytail.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • How many times have you died digging in your inventory?

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Feb 3, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Feb 4,, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 80, Mists of Ravenloft

The Mists of Ravenloft, Death House

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We started working through the Mists of Ravenloft Expansion and good times were had by all! Even when Lessah paid a stranger to transport her to the middle of nowhere! Draculetta joins us this show to give us a guided tour of the place, even though he clearly got Mythery lost in the woods!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  This is NOT the questing from Ravenloft. It’s the show we skipped! But what can you do? 

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, December 10th 2AM Eastern. This is our 80th show according to science. 

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Last night we were late!

 

    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Mythery only has so much patience for me when her cat is sick 😛
      • Myth:
      • Sahba: I don’t understand ‘southern’
      • Draculetta:

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • What did you do in DDO the past two weeks
    • Reaper Babies?
  • DDO Chronicle 261
    • Best Beer in Barovia
    • Witch hat give-a-way #1
  • Mists of Ravenloft is live
  • Slayer in the Orchard – are there younger quells?
  • DDO forums – Lots of Ravenloft and I didn’t want to read spoilers so DDO Chronicle 262
    • In The News!
    • Community Spotlights
    • Guild Hall
    • Fansite News
    • Let’s Talk Shop!
    • Screenshot of the Week!
    • Chronicle Comment!
  • Question of the show – if Lessah couldn’t be a Paladin and Myth couldn’t be a caster, and Draculetta can’t be a ranged-type, what would they be?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Riverdale
    • Outlander
    • The Walking Dead

Ravenloft

We met up with Draculetta so he could show us around Ravenloft but I don’t think he knows his way around either or maybe not just the woods we were in. So we were wandering around in the woods, talking to random strangers, when Lessah was teleported away from the rest of us. She also said the guy took her money. So we went to look for her which turned out to be a lot tougher than we thought it would be. Soon enough we lost Sahba and Drac and I were left alone. Eventually we arrived at a tavern called the Blood on the Vine Tavern. Who do we find in the tavern? Yes, it was Lessah and Sabha. Not sure how they ended up there but at least we were all back together. There are a lot of nasty things in those woods. There are witches and wolves and minotaur skeletons! Seriously, this is the first time I’ve ever seen undead minotaur bones walking around. We found a lady called Magdelena the Curious and she talked us into going the a place called the Death House. Because EVERYONE wants to go in a house named Death, of course. Pretty much as soon as we entered we heard a voice talking to us. A creepy little voice that seemed to encourage us to find it and it’s companions. The house was pretty nice looking for something referred to as Death. We wandered from room to room fighting things like brooms and swords, crazy objects that should be inanimate. The voice kept talking about mommy and daddy and some monster locked in the basement. Every so often we would find some weird note left behind for one person or another. What I gathered from all of this was that mommy and daddy were in a cult or wanted to join a cult…. I’m not exactly sure but what I am sure of is that they weren’t very good parents. They locked the children in their room where they starved to death and daddy was having an affair with the nanny or maybe it was the maid. It didn’t do her much good to hook up with daddy though because I think mommy got the best of her and locked her in a trunk where she eventually joined the children in the afterlife. We did find the bones of the children and Lessah managed to lay them to rest so that was one good thing. Everyone seemed to have abandoned this house of death and it seemed to be quite empty. Empty until we arrived in the basement where apparently the monster still lived. He doesn’t live there anymore. Magdelena the Curious appeared to be very surprised when we came back to tell her about our little adventure. It seems that she never expected to see us again. Awful woman.

 

Loot

If there is named loot in this quest I don’t know about it and we didn’t get any.

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Permadeath! Team Chance WINNER!
        • Tell the tale!
    • Ark Survival
    • Rust
      • This game is STILL eating my soul.
        • Server wipe! Mythery and I went on a grand adventure.
          • I built a house. “Live Nude Girls”
            • Some random dude with a flame turret was sleeping in my house.

 

    • Subsistence

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Sorry for not knowing you were a sorcerer.

 

  • Mythery (Sahba) Says:  

 

    • “I am going to fly to Houston, come to your house, and knock you upside the head…”  I SAY DO IT! I probably deserve it!

 

Housekeeping!

  • Update on website. I got in!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Dec 23, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Dec 24, 2am EDT

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 76, Killing Draculetta

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Draculetta comes with us to Cannith for some gnomish antics in the Devil’s Gambit. Tavern Brawls don’t go so well when it’s little people vs abashai. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 17th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 76th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • 5000 favor!
      • Guess what I took?
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Even a halfway geared Paladin is still awesome.
        • It makes
      • Myth:
      • Sahba: Ohio hates me and Myth/Lessah do the cool things in ARK after I log off :(.
    • Pallys are full of lawful goodness

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – played lately?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • OUTLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • We have to talk… I have issues
        • Guy love is real
        • Claire leaves the misogynistic 18th century for the chauvinistic 1940’s.
        • The real reason we have to talk…
          • Claire is unfair
          • Frank deserves better
    • Dr Who Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Season Ten, ep 1-3
    • Riverdale! October 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • XAmerican Horror Story

 

Let’s kill Drac, I mean Grimm and Barett, Tavern Brawl, and Subversion

 

Loot

 

Grimm and Barett

 

Subversion

 

We have email.

 

New segment!

  • Other games
    • Fantasy Grounds Game where the players continue to thwart the DM’s plan as they kill the main villain from the next module before he can escape!
    • Ark Survival
      • Big scary birds! We have three!
      • I tamed a-nother T-rex (Prince William)
      • Myth tamed a sabertooth
      • WE KILLED AN ALPHA RAPTOR!!!
        • Skull Helmets that I painted pink!
    • Wizardry 8
    • Civ VI

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • You have never seen someone so committed as Mythery trying to make every single color dye in ARK. I still don’t understand why DDO has never followed suit with this kind of detail.
      • Props to Myth for being fearless, mostly because she can’t see.

 

  • Mythery (Sahba) Says:  

 

    • I am going to go to the ship to get the Buff
    • We need a fireplace so I can curl up with my kitty. (In where her kitty is actually a deadly Sabertooth Tiger named Fluffy)

 

Housekeeping!

  • I am very tired with a full schedule at the moment, so I am humbly requesting to skip the next show. I don’t want to reschedule anything. I want to skip the next show and come back in a month. Please make the next show October 14th.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Oct 14, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Oct 15, 2am EDT

 

THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW! Youtube channel

Thanks to everyone you joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com  

 

Or just creep on us!  

@Lessah

@Mythery1

@SahbaJade

DDO Stream Twitch

Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

Sahba Jade’s Twitch

Damsels of DDO Episode 75, Evennote!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Superstar player Evennote joins the Damsels for a bit of gnomish fun this week! What happens when your characters aren’t the same level? You do slayers of course! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  


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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 3nd at 2AM Eastern. This is our 75th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Thank you Evennote for joining us!
    • I’ll bring the Elephant into the room first. APologies for the seriousness of the next five minutes.
      • I live in Houston. Flood waters came to within ½ mile of my house. It was terrifying. You never want to have a conversation with your spouse about the best way to get on your own roof. I put in a call, but Kal El was unavailable.
      • It sucks here right now but Gulf Coast residents are very resilient.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: In my area…Creeks empty into Reservoirs which empty into a Bayeux which goes to a larger body of water like…the Houston Ship Channel…that leads to the Gulf of Mexico.
        • At any time, if a dam or levee breaks upstream of your house…you are screwed.
        • This happened in Brazoria County, my home tome, the place where I learned to be me, graduated high school, where my brother still lives and can’t go home because the roads are still impassible. He told me today that he qualifies for FEMA assistance. I won’t lie, I cried.
      • Myth:
      • Sahba:
    • Barbarians are awesome when they are gnomes.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – played lately?
  • DDO Bonus Days – double crafting xp through Sep 4 (yeah for holiday weekends)
  • Ever wanted to change your alignment (in the game, obviously) – now is the time to do it – 20% off through Sep 7
    • Also select classes, supreme ability tomes and potions, PRR/MRR potions
  • So you can afford all that, double bonus points now through Sept 10, 11, 12?  Who knows? (it says 11 in the chronicle, 10 on the login screen, 12 on a splashscreen)
  • Last weekend for the 2nd Annual DDOcast Scavenger Hunt
  • Forums
  • Let’s talk classes – first up, Monk (I rolled an 8 on a d14 (online) – going alphabetically, that makes it a monk)

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Get to know your Damsel!
      • Evennote!
        • Your DDO history?
        • Your tabletop history?
        • Your favorite class?
    • The only thing I watched on TV was the hurricane.

 

    • Salvation – Lessah needs to watch this. It’s pretty good and we have nothing else to watch!
      • There are three hot guys in it and one of them is very very evil!!
      • It’s about a possible apocalypse and who doesn’t love a good apocalypse?!?
      • Did I mention, there are three hot guys in it?

 

What to do when you don’t know what to do with your guest

First, play with a marilith. Step 1. Have your friend kite a large snake-like thing with lots of arms holding knives around while you kill djinn and anything else that happens to pop up. Step 2. Repeat step 1 two more times. Step 3. Gang up on the marilith and kill it. Step 4. Take it’s loot. Your guest is sure to love this!

Next, get on an airship with a guy who will force you to jump off over open water somewhere and hope you don’t die. Swim under water until you find a crack in the ground and swim into it. What the heck, you aren’t doing anything else and you need to show your guest a good time. If you are lucky like us you will find several different places with very different terrain to take your guest under the water. We had snow covered mountains with snow wolves and snow giants. Lovely gardens with a multitude of undead creatures and a hot desert like place which mostly consisted of gnolls. All in all I think we were able to show our guest a good time without breaking our budget.There was plenty of XP to be had and quite a few chests to loot!

 

New segment!

  • Other games
    • Arc Survival
      • Dyes!
      • Custom recipies
      • This game is hard! When we started we were like baby ducks and now we are like slightly older ducks. Pre-teen ducks. More like adolescent ducks.
    • Diablo III
    • Wizardry 8
    • Horizon Zero Dawn – PS4 RPG
    • Board games
      • Temple of Elemental Evil
      • Settlers of Cataan

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Purple

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • Fork ed tail

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a perfect world we could play DDO forever and never speak of anything else. This is not a perfect world. I’m thinking about opening up a section of show to talk over fun stuff we are doing on other games. Right now we play….
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sep 16nd, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Sep 17th, 2am EDT

 

THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW! Youtube channel?

Thanks to everyone you joined us for the live show!

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 74, Valak’s Mausoleum

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. So the Damsels are running errands for ghosts now? The things we do for rose diamonds! Also, Sahba Jade was in my backpack the whole time, honest! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, August 20th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 74th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba’s guildies are sending me manuscripts in the mail.
      • Martel and the Pit Restart guide. I’m being trolled when not online.
    • Thanks Fierce Fred for sending me a big stack of Gems of the Ocean Winds!
    • We pugged last night!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Gerard Dryden’s Mace works great on slimes
        • But what I really learned…I get to upload our show to the DDO You tube channel… I’m sorry, Cordovan.
      • Myth: Club of the holy flame has a minus to attack and damage because of the all the chicken meat still on it. (This weapon is less well made than normal. Giving a minus 1 penalty to attack and damage rolls)
      • Sahba: Microsoft, fix what you broke with the Merc Stealth keyboard
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies – still babies?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Sahba says
    • People of Earth, please start watching this!
    • Book Recommendation!  
      • We Are Legion (Bobiverse Book 1)
    • Shadowhunters (Sahba says) OMG! Everyone is More or less back on their book plots.
      • I was very worried about Sebastian and I think there is a chance we might see him next season!
      • Issabelle and Rafael!!! Let the Fan Fiction begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Sarah Hyland as the new fairy queen? Do we like this?

 

    • Salvation – Lessah needs to watch this. It’s pretty good and we have nothing else to watch!
      • There are three hot guys in it and one of them is very very evil!!
      • It’s about a possible apocalypse and who doesn’t love a good apocalypse?!?
      • Did I mention, there are three hot guys in it?

 

A Speedy Circus Recovery and a Dead Girl’s Spell Book

First I need to mention that all Reaper Baby rules are subject change at any time, for any reason. Example: if a quest is too annoying or boring or we just don’t like it for any reason we can do it on elite and forgo reaper level. This example is the new rule.

So, we did the circus chain in house P. Lessah put up a LFM and we got someone and by the time I got around to typing this I could only remember that his name started with an M but he was a favored soul that was part bard which was nich because he sung for us. Plus he did a really good job! He knew the quests really well and did things that helped, not the opposite. After the first quest we picked up another guy who, at first, we thought was probably Patrick since his name was Shamtastic. After playing for a bit we decided it wasn’t but you gotta admit, the name does sound like something that would be Patrick. We sped through the circus quests pretty fast without any real problems. They even tried to win me a teddy bear but no one was strong enough. I didn’t have my wrist balloon and didn’t get lost once!

Next we did Valak’s Mausoleum, where a ghost asked us to locate her spell book for her. I think this quest is a lot of fun but it seems like it’s one of the ones that doesn’t get played very often.

 

Loot –

Valak’s Mausoleum – Rose Diamond

Loot from the Carnival quest chain can be upgraded by obtaining a scroll, shard, and seal for each item when doing the quests on epic levels. Since everything is low level (3-ish) and we are not talking about epic questing here these items have not been included.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • Your sorc rocks!

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • stuff

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a perfect world we could play DDO forever and never speak of anything else. This is not a perfect world. I’m thinking about opening up a section of show to talk over fun stuff we are doing on other games. Right now we play….
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sep 2nd, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Sep 3rd, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 71, It’s a Dwarf Thing

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s that you say? Do some more low-level reaper questing? Consider it done! Let me ask you this, do you even know who Red Tom even is? Does anyone? The Damsels found out all about Red Tom and whatever it is he wants inside The Troglodyte’s Get before skipping over to Delera’s Graveyard for part 1 of setting Delera free. (She died, right? Just checking…) Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, July 9th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 71st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Guess what came for me in the mail today?
        • S1/ S2 on Youtube, S3!!!
        • Also Bardic Immunity!

    • Why do all the mobs get along?
      • Orges + Hob Goblins + kobolds = In fighting.
      • What is their motivation?
    • Where are all the laymen buried in Stormreach?
      • There seem to be a great deal of dead archers and armored skellies in Stormreach. Was there an epidemic?
    • Let’s talk about dwarves…
      • Level 7 rogue hireling that just came from yoga class.
      • Level 7 dwarf cleric who is dressed like she’s on spring break…also tennis shoes? Really?
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Lessah’s hireling videos
      • Two hireling videos! (I will link in the show notes! Ignore the text below!)

 

      • Comments in game!
      • Hirelings in the DDO store (put them in order)
    • Lessah and Myth in reaper
      • Level?
        • 7! Working on Circus and Necro 1 next!
      • How often do you twitch?  
        • Meh… more often now that sound is fixed!
      • What’d you do after I left?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • We have nothing to watch. I started rewatching Durarara X2 and catching up on Orphan Black…not enjoying that show like I used to. 🙁
    • What do you watch while gaming?

 

Crushing it!

I am here to tell you that for tiny little baby kittens we pack a powerful punch! We did two quests in house K and all of TBC!! TBC is fun and everyone should go out there and find their way to those quests and do them! Right now! OK, maybe not right now but soon. Three things the troglodytes get; 1 a fireball to the face, 2 all of their eggs smashed, and 3 a Damsel party on their bones!

 

Loot –

These items drop from chests in the Three-Barrel Cove (heroic) wilderness adventure area.

These items have a chance of appearing in the end reward list of any of the Three-Barrel Cove (heroic) quests, except Guard Duty. Every third completion you will receive a complete list.

 

One small correction, Lessah and Mythery confused the name of “Prove your Worth” with “Scoundrel’s Run”. Feel free to email us about how angry that makes you! Links below!

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)
    • Describe to me a quest that is “Gem of the Ocean Winds Worthy”
      • Think Seinfeld “Spongeworthy”
  • Mythery Says:  
    • It’s a Dwarf thing

 

Housekeeping!

  • MYTHERY IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She did things no other certified engineer could!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 22th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – July 23th, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 70, Sharn Syndicate

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The trek through heroic reaper quests continues with the Sharn Syndicate. We really wish Sahba Jade would stop confessing all of our failures to the power gamers. Shame! Shame! Shame! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 25th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 70th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade is a genius. (Battle)
    • You might have noticed
    • Why won’t Drac pike off us in Reaper mode?
    • We completed level 4’s onto level 5’s! Mythery is taking negative XP pots!
    • Paladins are awesome!

 

 

  • Before we start!  
    • WW is crushing it at the box office.
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race – final four!
      • Sasha is going to be a great queen!

    • Shawdowhunters is back! And I am loving it! Magnus Bane tho

 

More Reaper Babies!

We did Irestone Inlet, two Tangleroot quests, and the Sharn Syndicate. This means we are done with level 4 quests and have completed about three of the level 5 quests. We still have about 40k until we have to take a level.

 

I keep hearing myself say “It’s been so long since I’ve done this quest” and I guess sometime it’s true but I think most of the time it’s just that I blow through them without giving them much thought. Suddenly I’m paying attention and thinking about them. Sheesh, I don’t recall Irestone being so challenging. Gotta love reaper mode!

 

Loot – I wasn’t even going to talk about the loot for Sharn Syndicate because I think it is an embarrassment for the level of that quest chain. After giving it a little more thought I decided I would say something even though I have not bothered to include a list of the items here. The items are account bound, ML 2, and are quite nice for a level 2 character with no gear. My suggestion is, if you are a level 2 character with no gear, you should go do this quest chain on normal and get these items while they are useful to you. It’s a level 4 quest chain so it would be like doing level 2 quests on elite. Although you might want to take some friends along. The Bookbinder Rescue and Come out and Slay will be challenging for a level 2. 🙂

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • Seafog! Your thoughts?

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “You need to fix your mic so I can fulfill my exhibitionist needs”

Housekeeping!

  • If you are in iTunes and you are looking for episode 69…well you won’t find it.
  • New equipment and my stuff is still broken. I’m sad and everything sucks.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 8th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – July 9th, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 68, Reaper Babies

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Don’t knock something until you try it! At least, that’s our new motto as Mythery and Lessah go on a victory lap of the Harbor in Reaper mode. The results were shockingly awesome! Listen as we try our best to get through a show with no anchor! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 4th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 68th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade is out this week. The show is going to be very interesting…and by that, I mean…off the rails
    • Trolled by Patrick! 
    • Why aren’t we allowed to run Tangle Root on Reaper mode?
    • Crafting! 
      • I need to figure out how people level their crafters without burning through precious ingredients

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies (sort of!)
  • Fantasy Realness! By Mythery and Lessah!
    • Heroic and Epic Ottos boxes back for a limited time May 26th-June 4th
      • Why? I’m having fun!
  • DDO Store Sales 20% off through June 8th:
    • Mirrors of Glamering
    • Bypass timers
    • Hats and Helmets
    • Cosmetic outfits
      • DDO Wiki, Cosmetic Armor Kits by set
      • Question: Should the really “awesome-looking” stuff be a little harder to get (rare drops or a grind for things like dragon scales) and not for sale?
  • Free Bigsby’s Grabby Hand Code: Grabby
    • Maybe we should grab these, sometimes we get lost!
  • Forums:

 

  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race
    • I got so bored waiting for Outlander, I started watching Twin Peaks, the 90’s version. It got weird.
    • The 100 – time jump
    • Shawdowhunters is back Monday, June 5th!

 

Oh Baby!

Sooooo, after talking about it for the last hmm… well it seems like a long time. Lessah and I have finally TR’d, which makes us teeny tiny little babies. I feel like a miniature kitten. Not a regular kitten but a itty bitty smidgen of  kitten. We blew through Korthos. We did do all of it but it didn’t take long and then off we went to the Harbor to begin our foray into Reaper Mode. First, we have no gear. Neither of us has been 1 for more than a minute in the last ‘who knows when’ and certainly didn’t keep anything to wear. Second, I have two offensive spells. My fav level one, sonic blast, and magic missile. I’m not sure what Lessah is fighting with but what I am sure of is that it is not ghost touch. Something we do have are cookies! We have cookies, sun flasks, candy canes, ham, sea fog, jolly roger bombs, gems of ocean breeze, and probably some other things I can’t think of right now. Some of this we can’t use yet but some of it has been very useful! We also have a couple of giant rats that run around with us too. They are quite helpful.

OK, so we are 2 and ready to tackle level 2 quests. No sweat! We did them all so I need to just pike a few highlights I guess. I wish I could pick a favorite but I really loved them all! Reaper has added a little thrill to these quests that I think I really needed. Plus we were at level, had no gear, and for some reason didn’t think to get ship buffs. Yeah, and boy do ship buffs really make a difference! I guess the biggest challenge we had was Walk the Butcher’s Path. We didn’t finish the first time but we learned things. We learned that Lessah needed ghost touch, and if she killed the kobold shaman I could hug the reapers to death. We learned that if you run away the reapers will follow you. Old lessons are new again, like, clear the shrine first. It really can be important. When we went back the next day we had ship buffs and our rat friends and ran through without a problem, smooth as can be.

 

Loot – I wasn’t going to talk about loot yet and was going to wait until the chains we have started were completed but now that I have given it some thought I think some of the Korthos standard rewards deserve to be mentioned. If you have nothing (and we had nothing) some of those things are quite useful. I’m not going to list everything, just a few things.

 

Expeditious Boots – Boots: Expeditious Retreat 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1) Stopping the Sahuagin

Redemption

Archivist’s NecklaceNecklace: Minor Mnemonic Enhancer (doesn’t cure Feeblemind), Archivist  Misery’s Peak

This is part of a set. There are 8 sets that can be acquired by doing Sacrifices and Misery’s Peak.

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)
    • Wait a minute! This whole show has been all things Mythery!
    • Mythery has forgotten more about DDO than most people will ever know!
      • Where is the low level hireling vendor?
      • Trap! Ahhh! Saving the Mayor’s daughter has never been so entertaining!
      • What do you mean we aren’t OP enough to get that Intel rune? We are…level two…nevermind.

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  
    • It takes a village…

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have had a great deal of mic problems as of late. I did what any non-tech savvy person would do…I complained to my significant other who didn’t even blink an eye as he said. “Buy another one. In fact, buy two, because I know you.”
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 17th, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – June 18th, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 65, Prey on Hunter

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We went back to the Siber Atoll. Because if at first you don’t succeed, go back and try your luck again! We got it done but now we need three more gems before they allow us anywhere near the quest. Sheesh! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 23rd at 2AM Eastern. This is our 65th show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Our episodes are not being posted in the DDO channel…are we in trouble?
    • 5,000 favor is doable without having to run every raid! There is HOPE for me! (I’m at almost 4,000 favor right now and we haven’t finished cleaning up level 15-17 favor)
    • Remind me why we stopped… (Technical 13)

 

 

  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • Nina Bonina was a little salty about not getting the role in the musical she wanted.
      • Eureka…
      • Phera Moan and Cynthia Fontaine…which one?

 

Reaver’s Reach in the Siber Atoll (continued)

Enter the Kobold

We finished this time. Really, I think that’s enough said about this quest. This creepy kobold and his freak friends, the living spells, have had quite enough air time. Dead done over.

Oh, and if you mess around long enough that your friends finish the puzzle you can hop right through to the other side in three moves. Easy peasy.

 

Loot

No named loot in this this hot dusty dirty mountain.

 

Prey on the Hunter

We went to Aussircaex’s Valley, holy cats it’s cold there! We were there to get a Dragonshard Essence but what we found was a bunch of crazy Frost Giants trying to steal dragon eggs. Apparently there was a husband and wife team of dragons there guarding the essence and the wife had laid eggs while they were there. I guess the giants decided they were just going to take them and raise some little dragons for themselves. Either that or they were thinking of some bacon and eggs for breakfast. I don’t know. I also don’t know how it is possible to miss a 4 x 10 foot lever. I think Sahba decided it was too dangerous for her to stick around with us because one minute she was there and the next she was gone. Yep, she just up and left us in a big frozen mountain full of giants and dragons! But we were determined and stuck to the plan. And even though we stopped the giants and made a deal with the dragons guarding the essence, I got the feeling that Lessah was considering swiping those dragon eggs herself.

 

Loot

Hey, guess what? There is some actual named loot here. It’s called the toothpick and it is a masterwork rapier of greater giant bane, ml12 (probably could have used something like that a little sooner huh?).

 

Stealer of Souls

Did you think we were done out here? We are not! The best is yet to come! We received an essence for completing each of the quests out here. Those will get us into the quest Stealer of Souls. Great quest and I can’t wait! But, in order to get into the explorer area where the quest lives we need three of six gems which come from other explorer areas. More specifically; gianthold, the desert, the orchard, and the three areas out here. All six of the gems have long crazy names and you can look them up in the wiki. It will be good practice for you. We are in the process of getting those now and I imagine we will have them by the time we meet again. I have a very wild imagination so who knows.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   

 

    • So….human eh?

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • Which way did you go?

 

Housekeeping!

  • Last show sound horrific. It’s not my fault..probably.  
  • Mythery – Stuff – we need more
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 6, 2am EDT, Stealer of Soulsl
    • Podcast – May 7, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 64, Siber Atoll

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of gaming. This week in Dungeons and Dragons Online, we went to the Siber Atoll for some punishment…I mean fun. Things were going great right up until they weren’t! Anyone who says a kobold is an easy opponent has never met Desaga! Thanks so much for listening! 

 

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There is no quest for the Damsels on this day… Did we do something wrong?

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 9th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 64th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade. Troll. I didn’t know I could make my hireling climb out of the trap with my stone.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Riverdale (SPOILERS!)
      • Jughead is amazing. So is Betty. I LOVE THE SHOW! All the problems are so real! Mommy issues, daddy issues, homeless issues, pregnancy issues, money issues, backstabbing, front stabbing, it has great plot!
      • Suspects! Who killed Jason Blossom?
        • Betty’s Mom(she’s violent, look at how she treated her hubs)
        • Betty’s Dad (old vendetta)
        • Cheryl, Jason’s sister, grade-A psycho
        • Gang he was dealing for
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • My pick for top three…Valentina, Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Maybe Nin Bonina Brown (was the robot)

 

Reavers Reach in the Siber Atoll

Monastery of the Scorpion

OK, in order to get to this place you need to go speak to a guy at the top of the airship tower in the marketplace and he will fly you out over the ocean and make you jump off. And he doesn’t even get close to the water or anything. Then you swim under the water and into a crack into the ocean floor. All of this will bring you to a room where the Reaver is just kicking back, dishing out the fly spell and talking people into doing thing they wouldn’t normally do. We talked to some woman who was hanging around in there and she opened up a portal, which of course we entered, and it looked really pretty in there at first. But there turned out to be a lot of ghosts and undead things roaming around in there so we went into what looked like a little cave opening. Turned out to be some sort of monastery or something I think because there were a bunch of very angry monks in there. There were an amazing number of traps in there for a monastery though and quite a few puzzles. When we got to the end there was a very large drow scorpion with a fancy for casting dancing balls running around trying to kill Lessah and I. Fortunately, Sahba solve some weird puzzle and he just dropped dead at our feet. We got ripped off for a chest too. 🙁

 

Enter the Kobold

This quest is really easy.

Until you get to the end.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   

 

    • Gnomemyth/ Mythgnomer, how big is too big when it comes to a gnomes nose.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • “I love shooting zombies in the head”

 

Housekeeping!

  • Summer break…Sooooooon.
  • Mythery – I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Apr 22, 2am EDT, in the Siber Atoll
    • Podcast – Sun Apr 23, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 63, Daily Experience

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week was all about daily experience! I was fast. It was fun. It was productive. We even dusted off characters we hadn’t played in a few updates and wondered where all their gear went! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

(coming soon!)

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 26th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 63rd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I went crawling back to the crafting house. Thanks Rent2Pwn!

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist

 

  • Before we start!  
    • The 100
      • I feel like I’m watching a video game every episode.
    • Shadowhunters
      • Soooooo….Jace and Clary are not related.
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!! I’m helping 🙂
      • What’s the deal with Wendy Williams?
      • Who do you think 14 is?
      • Who’s your fav? I don’t see a stand-out so I’m not sure I have one yet but it might be Farrah Moan
      • I think the change in rules might make this the best season ever!
      • I foresee some MAJOR drama this time!!!!

 

The Sane Asylum, etc…

We did Spies in the House and VON 3 before doing The Sane Asylum. First was Spies in the house. In house D this d’Denieth dude says he wants us to go down a road, Blood Road to be exact, just to see what is down there and if there happens to be any bad pirates we should kill them. Really? Then he says the road is “right there” and has us jump in the sewer. I knew there wasn’t any road down there but I went anyway. There wasn’t. There was a lot of jumping to be done to get out of the sewer and I’m happy to report that we did a pretty good job at that. And yes, there were some bad pirates that needed killing as well as a couple of gargoyles that had apparently been down there way too long. They were nuts.

 

Von 3 is same as it ever was.

 

The Sane Asylum is not so sane. I guess the rulers of the Twelve had placed an informant in there. To me that’s just odd to start with. He went missing. What did they expect? We were supposed to go find him and get him out. Honestly, I don’t recall seeing him. Of course I’m not so sure about what I did see so… I think there were daydreams and nightmares and supposed reality. Quite a few relatives of Fred and Fred himself and a beholder called Nurse Ratchet who was doing nasty things. Oh, I did see the right and wrong eyes but I didn’t bother them. They were crazy.

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Why aren’t you mentioning me more in your write ups?
  • Mythery Says:  
    • “I walk around with a beer all the time in real life too.”

Housekeeping!

  • Welp. That was fun while it lasted. No more music until summer break!
  • Mythery – Lessah is the best and I am so proud of her. I will pick her to join me in the zombie apocalypse. She’s good at searching guts!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Apr 8, 2am EDT, in the Siber Atoll
    • Podcast – Sun Apr 9, 2am EDT

 

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com  

 

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@Lessah

@Mythery1

@SahbaJade

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Sahba Jade’s Twitch

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 58, Reaver Raid

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We wolfed out again this week in order to run the Reaver Raid with Drac. Fun times and puzzles were had by all! What happens when the Damsels decide to run an Epic Elite quest at the end of the night? An extra hour of gaming and a Benny Hill style boss fight! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 14th, 2016 at 2AM Eastern. This is our 58th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Can we talk about how awesome my new outfit is?
      • Now I need a plan to turn myself back into a Paladin!!! Come one Myth! It’s time for a new past life!!!
    • Sahba Jade, Gnome Alone! (cause she is)

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery is still 30
    • DDO Players Poll
  • Forums
    • Capes
    • Does anyone actually play ice games
    • Allow heroics to join epic quests?
    • Elite RIP
  • DDOCast Survey – end of year survey

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Black Sails is coming back to Stars, that means it’s almost time for Jamie the Naked Highlander. That’s the name of the show in my head!
    • The 100 is back this month
    • Shadowhunters is back 🙂

 

Korthos Island

Rare Encounters – Each Rare Encounter is worth 200 XP, with a bonus of 300 XP for defeating all of them. There are approximately 90 monsters in the wilderness including rare ones.

  • Slay Vekz Spluhr – Sahuagin Overlook
  • Slay Cicic – Ice beach near the Shrine to the
  • Devourer, just below Amalgam
  • Slay Zeer Ice River, south end near the Decrepit Catacombs

Explorers – Each Explorer is worth 100 XP, with a bonus of 300 XP for locating everything.

All five quest entrances are explorer points and there are seven other on the island.

 

Quest Name Quest Level Total Favor Patron ♣Casual ♦Normal ♥Hard ♠Elite
Stopping the Sahuagin 1 9 The Coin Lords ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Sacrifices 1 9 The Free Agents ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Redemption 1 9 The Coin Lords ♣324 ♦540 ♥584 ♠628
Necromancer’s Doom 1 6 House Jorasco ♣192 ♦320 ♥342 ♠364
Misery’s Peak 2 12 The Free Agents ♣780 ♦1,420 ♥1,540 ♠1,660
Total 5 Quests 45 ♣1,944 ♦3,360 ♥3,526 ♠3,908

 

1.)  Stopping the Sahuagin (Survive the Low Road) right outside the gate,  the one with the big ice spider and a mandatory puzzle. As well as the normal quest bonuses there is also bonuses for: Devious bonus: 2 or less monsters killed +7% Bonus or discreet bonus: 4 or less monsters killed +5% Bonus

2.) Sacrifices (Sewer Rescue) In the Cannith Aqueduct, help the mayor find his daughter. (1st half of set)

 

3.) Redemption (Steal the Healing Elixir)the abandoned cannith manufactury somewhere in the old cannith ruins, find the legendary Lars Heyton. This is the one where you can freeze the metal dogs if you turn the valve in the shrine area before you kill them all (they are usually all dead by the time you get to this point).

 

4.) Necromancer’s Doom – (The Missing Ward) in the decrepit catacombs, save Mistress Drusen d’Jorasco. We first meet Jacoby Drexelhand!

 

5.) Misery’s Peak – in the mountain, slay the ice dragon. (2nd half of set)

 

LOOT!!

 

Quest 1.

Battered HelmHelm: Intimidate +1, Haggle +1

Engraved CircletHelm: Will Save +1

Straw HatHelm: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Tumble +1

Tattered CowlHelm: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Diplomacy +1

Boots of Nimbleness – Boots: Jump +1, Tumble +1

Expeditious Boots – Boots: Expeditious Retreat 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Winter Boots – Boots: Lesser Cold Resistance

 

Quest 2.

NPC rewards: Half of the Korthos Island set (the other half comes from Misery’s Peak end reward)

Anger’s StepBoots: Expeditious Retreat 2 Charges (Recharged/Day:2), Jump +3, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +2 (untyped, stacks with competence)]

Arcane GogglesGoggles: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Power I, Set Bonus [15% improvement to 1st level spells]

Archivist’s GogglesGoggles: Constitution Skills – Exceptional Bonus +3, Power I, Set Bonus [Spell Points +20]

Devoted GogglesGoggles: Heal +3, Power I, Set Bonus [+20% Healing to 1st level spells]

Nimble GraspGloves: Tumble +3, Striding 5%, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +1, +2 Damage to Sneak Attacks]

Pathfinder’s BootsBoots: Tumble +3, Striding 5%, Set Bonus [To-Hit Bonus +2]

Protector’s GlovesGloves: Intimidate +3, DR 1/-, Set Bonus [Light Fortification, Insight AC Bonus +1]

Troubleshooter’s GogglesGoggles: Spot +3, Listen +3, Search +3, Set Bonus [Open Lock +3, Disable Device +3, Insight Bonus to all Saves +1]

Quest 3

Cloak of FaithCloak: Shield of Faith 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Curative CloakCloak: Cure Light Wounds 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Feather CloakCloak: Feather Fall 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Thought SpikeRune Arm: Force Shot, Will Save +1, Rune Arm Imbue: Force I, Craftable Rune Arm (+2)

Quest 4

End Rewards

Blessed GogglesGoggles: Bless 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1)

Goggles of InsightGoggles: Competence Attack Bonus +1

Ornate GogglesGoggles: Search +1, Disable Device +1

Named Chest Drop

Arcane GlovesGloves: Spell Penetration I

Protective GlovesGloves: Shield spell (Recharged/Day:1)

Runic GlovesGloves: Use Magic Device +1

Quest 5.

Anger’s GiftNecklace: Strength +1, Resistance +1, Anger’s Wrath

Arcane NecklaceNecklace: Intelligence +1, Charisma +1, Arcane Mind

Archivist’s NecklaceNecklace: Minor Mnemonic Enhancer (doesn’t cure Feeblemind), Archivist

Devoted NecklaceNecklace: Wisdom +1, Resistance +1, Devoted Heart

Nimble BroochNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Nimble Hand

Pathfinder’s NecklaceNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Pathfinder’s

Protector’s BroochNecklace: Strength +1, Resistance +1, Protector’s Heart

Troubleshooter’s NecklaceNecklace: Dexterity +1, Resistance +1, Troubleshooter

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

      • Therapy
        • Let’s talk about your behavior when you panic.
        • Best part was knowing she had to come back outside in order to rest the quest.

 

  • Mythery Says:  

 

    • I panicked

 

Housekeeping!

  • Homework comes first. Will the show get posted? Yes. Will it be at the last minute? Maybe. Do we care?  No 😛
  • Mythery – lalalala nothing 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Jan 28, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Sun Jan 29, 2am EST

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 55, Depths

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week we took Sahba Jade’s gnome to the Depths. I think she had fun, even though she blew every trap! No one died, so we had that going for us. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, December 1st, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 55th show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I played DDO with Myth!
      • She was like… we have to get done before my man gets home! He can’t see me gaming when he comes in! (I’ve been there Myth, I get it!)
    • Sahba’s gnome leveled!
      • Finish the new quests!!!
    • Jaylee? Is an elf?
      • Spot is still increasing, even now.
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • How are your epic completionist characters doing?
      • What else did you do?
    • DDO Cast
      • Myth on DDOCast episode 453
      • Drac on DDOCast episode 454
      • The Damsels to host this Sunday, 8:30pm
    • New day and time for The Damsels
      • Wed/Thur at 11pm CST OR
      • Sat/Sun 1am CST
    • DDO Bonus Days – Anyone buy black Friday sales?
    • DDO Chronicle
    • Team DDO and Movember – donations through the end of this week.
    • Email
  • Before we start!  
    • Four-night crossover!!!  
    • I fell into a bigfoot rabbit hole!
    • Sherlock’s name is not hot…
    • Sahba and I watched the Netflix, A Year in the Life, Gilmore Girls special thingy

The Depths

Last night we did the depths. It was quick, fun, and easy. Of course, we were 2 to 3 levels over the quest level. So there’s that. But those quests are just fun! And there are plenty of chests and quite a few collectables. Plus, Lessah let us in on the secrete activities of Paladin Conventions. Who knew falafels were so popular AND that they have a mandatory bedtime of nine o’clock?! Evidently they are a rambunctious group, telling jokes and anecdotes. Lessah really has a doozy saved up for the next con! I would tell you but I wouldn’t want it to get out and spoil the convention for her.

We also did Purge the Heretics and Caged Trolls. Caged Trolls is another quest I really like, for some reason I like going from room to room and freeing the trolls only to kill them. I think one of the reasons this quest became a favorite is because this is around the level when everything seems to be a killing undead quest and this is a little break from that. None of these quests has any named loot so that means we get to talk about War Wizard Commendation Rewards!

LOOT!!

You can trade 3 of any other commendation for 1 war wizard commendation.

Ingredients 3 Commendation: Clerics of Amaunator

3 Commendation: Druids of the King’s Forest

3 Commendation: Villagers of Eveningstar

3 Commendation: Purple Dragon Knight

Collectors Toregar Falmon – –

War Wizards reward items

  • Alarphon’s Staff – Quarterstaff: 2[1d6]+6, Spellcasting Implement +18, Elemental Manipulation (+90 Equipment Bonus to Acid, Cold, Electric, Fire Spell Power), Greater Arcane Lore, Spells: Lightning Bolt, Fireball, Cone of Cold, Hold Monster [CL:20,25/Charges,Recharge Over Time] [ML:20] [15 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • War Wizard’s Robes – Robe: Resistance +6, Archmagi, Elemental Absorption 5%, Concentration +15, Battle Arcanist Set Bonus [ML:20] [10 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • War Wizard’s Bracers – Bracers: Armor Bonus +9, Spell Penetration III, Elemental Spell Power, Greater Elemental Energy, Battle Arcanist Set Bonus [ML:20] [5 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • War Wizard’s Amulet – Necklace: Protection +6, Spell Focus Mastery +1, Greater Elemental Spell Power, Battle Arcanist Set Bonus [ML:20] [5 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • Ancient Gemstone Docent Upgrade: Battle Arcanist Set Bonus [ML:20,BtCoA] [5 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • Potion of Lasting Haste – Potion: Haste, Duration 2 minutes [CL:20] [ML:18] [1 Commendation: War Wizards]
  • Note: Spidersilk Robes can be made part of the Battle Arcanist set with 375 Purple Dragon Knights favor and 15 Commendation: War Wizards

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
      • Why aren’t you casting firewall on your ranger? I thought the Devs made special allowances for you…
  • Mythery Says:  
    • My spot is 150, (her search is -10) (for game balance!)
    • Ohhh, I don’t have to work!

Housekeeping!

  • We are moving! New day, new time????   
  • Mythery – lalalala nothing 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sat Dec 17, 1am CST
    • Podcast – Sun Dec 18, 1am CST

Email Us!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 51, Slave Pits of the Undercity

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week, we conquered some slave lords, sort of.  Really, we just ran around for twenty minutes looking for a lever, and Sahba Jade trolled us with a huge fire trap.  If the state of the Undercity is any indication of wealth, the slave lords need a new line of work. What are your overheads guys?  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 51st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I have not seen Sahba Jade.  Ever.  Or in the last week!
    • Mythery has never watched Grease 2.  
      • It has great songs in it, “Back to School”, “Who’s that Guy”, “Cool Rider”  “Reproduction” Homework!  

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Myth used a bow?
      • Cannith crafting – who is doing what?
      • Slave Lords’ crafting?
      • EE Caught in the Web
      • AH prices
      • How are you epic completionist characters doing?
    • Game News
      • Update 32 Patch 1 later today (Thursday) includes
        • fixes for several unbound shards
        • adds Implement bonuses to scaling weapons
        • adds Mythic bonuses to Slavers crafted items
        • a couple of other things.
      • Producer’s Letter
    • Forums
      • Pally 14-15 and then ??? Or what does Pally 15-20 get you?
      • The One Thing Results

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
      • I think Roxy might be walking on thin ice.
      • Allyssa is back!!!  She never left!  <3  
      • Phi Phi finally got what she deserved!!!!! YAY
      • Poor Ginger Minge
      • Comedy routines were great!  
      • Lil Pound Cake on the Runway. YES!!!
      • Sorry for Alyssa but Alaska is going to win.
  • And now, some shameless embedded videos of our two favorite queens!


Slave Pits of the Undercity

Drevok asked us to help collect Codex Pages and Mysterious Remnants. He said that one of the Codex Pages was being held hostage by a lady named Dame Gold, who won’t give it up until someone comes to deal with the slave lords that are annoying her. Since these pages and remnants are evil and need to be gathered up we agree to go into the slave pits and find this lady to see what we could do to fix this situation.

We found her in a place called the Forsaken Temple. With a name like that I’m not sure what she expected. She was hanging out with her advisor and a dude that makes all of her clothes (what a prima donna). We tried to get the page from her but Drevok was right, she wouldn’t give it up. Actually I think we could have talked her out of it but she didn’t want to lose face in front of her advisor since sending us to take care of the slavers that they allowed to make a base there was his idea. She said they were selling them off to the highest bidder and we should probably hurry.

 

OK, so what really happened was, we looked for slaves and levers. We found slaves, like more than 40 but the levers are like out in plain sight so they are really hard to find. And we had to look a lot! No one died, if you don’t count Sahba’s hire and we fought a bunch of rats, umberhulks, skeletons, and orcs or were they half orcs? Either way, their living conditions were deplorable! They are either really bad at the slave game or they don’t charge enough. The quest was fun and I am looking forward to doing the rest of them. Oh, and being a ranged ranger is not half bad.

 

Loot

All items are ML 8 and Bound to Account on Acquire.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says: My Spot score goes up as the quest goes on.  
    • Ask Mythery:  What do you know about fairies?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Nothing!  
  • Mythery – I will help Lessah do her layover.  Overlay, thing.  When are we actually going to do this?
  • When is Next time?  (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
    • Twitch – Oct 12, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Oct 13, 1 CDT

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 47, Sins of Attrition

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We took a wrong turn and ended up in Amrath this time.  The dungeons where dark and the traps were numerous.  No wonder the devils invaded Stormreach, their home is littered with dead archons!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly, Why buy a game when you can Rent One, right?  That’s not their slogan.  

We are also sponsored by Loot Crate!  Loot crate is a unique, monthly box of awesome, if you get a loot crate through the Damsel’s Link, it helps support the show!  Because the show isn’t free, even though it should be!  Click the link on our Favorite Things Page at Damsels of DDO.com to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • And with that… welcome to the show!  The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 10th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 47th show.   

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • It’s about to get real…
      • We need to talk about Fantasy Realism.  Those quests last night had a ton of intricate metal-looking architecture.  I know bearded devils didn’t do that, they can barely hold a spear.  Who built that stuff?  Private contractors?  
    • Cool announcement!  Set your watches, etc
      • Special show/ special time next week with a special guest!  Mythery needs us to tweet her on the day to ensure she is up on time…it’s a very early show.  
    • My rumor…Sahba Jade hates her dog.  RIP Sam is always dying.  “Next time Babe.”  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade refuses to run the Shroud with Mythery and Lessah…
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Nope…been Pokewalking and playing Civ and YOU made me watch that show on Netflix.  So it’s your fault really.  
      • GenCon
      • While we were away, the DDO Chronicle turned 200
        • I heard on DDO Players we were getting free res cakes to celebrate – Chronicle200 coupon expires Aug 31.
      • Schedule change for the Damsels
    • Game News
      • Monk updated won’t be in U32
      • Weekly DDO world restarts each Wednesday, I think at 9 AM Eastern
      • Possible Cannith Crafting on Lamannia this week
    • Forums
      • How would you improved the new player experience?
      • Should we ban the pikers destiny to solo play only?
      • A social utility that’d be useful …
      • Real time or turn-based combat in a new DDO

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Stranger things
      • The worst part…it ended, I need Moarrrrr
      • How we started watching
        • Myth visited  – Food, Minecraft, Pandemic
        • Stranger Things
      • Does a person even need regular cable when they have Netflix?  I mean, between this and Voltron, I had a good summer!  Newflash!  There are four seasons of Shameless available on Netflix right now!  (And so is The Big Short!) You need to watch it!  
    • How to lose at Civilization V by Mythery Inferno and Lessah Ismorah:  
      • Step one: make a doughnut map
      • Step two: Declare war on the most dangerous character
      • Step three: die slowly
        • Repeat as necessary

 

Weapons Shipment

Arghhhhhh, so many of them. So so many.

Loot –

 

Sins of Attrition

Ramps, devils, orthons. Tieflings. Nuff said.

Loot –

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:  
      • She says all sorts of things, sometimes I remember to write them down!  
  • Ask Mythery!  
    • Tea, and it’s many forms!  
      • My tea vs your tea  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have no housekeeping but Mythery does?  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug  16, 11 PDT
    • Podcast – Aug 17, 3 PDT (Special Time)

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 43, Wolfpack Shroud

This show dedicated to the loving memory of deceased Game of Thrones Direwolves: Summer, Shaggy Dog, Lady, and Grey Wind  

 

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The much awaited Wolf Pack Shroud happened!  We came, we saw, we did both of those things!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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(I promise, it will be here…soon..ish)

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, June 1st, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 43rd show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Did you guys know we have an i***** *****w?  
    • The Epic Completionist trek continues!  Lessah is level 22 and a ranger.  I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH!  
    • Mythery Inferno Completionist, how close are you to 30?
      • Mythery ran VON 5-6 on her Gnome!  Does this mean we can play to whatever level she is?  
    • I heard a rumor about Sahba Jade that she is a Dev and that’s why her characters do so well. (She plays in god-mode.)  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Tweet about pugging to Sahba Jade, I was apparently soloing Sorrowdusk Island slayer.  And not pugging.  (Sahba Jade has spies everywhere watching me!)  
        • So much pugging, I joined them, I ran them, it was all happening.  It’s so easy as long as I know where to go!  
    • Game News
      • No more phone support
      • Producer’s letter
    • Forums
      • Best Quest?  Best Raid?
        • What in your opinion is the BEST “Dungeons and Dragons” quest in DDO? Not the best XP or best loot or easiest or hardest…but the best designed, best story, best D&Desque quest in DDO? And state why.
      • The woes of a chest blesser
    • Community
      • High Lords of Malkier celebrating making 200 with a day of games and prizes – sunday, jun 5 – sarlona
      • Munchkin Summer Games starts Jun 3 (goes for 10 Fridays) on Khyber
    • Email

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  
      • Season 8 Easter eggs
        • The Day of the Doctor
          • Love letter to the fans.  Take note other shows.  
          • *I’m going to be the king!*  
    • Outlander
      • So this is about history and not sex?  I did not see that plot twist coming.  Why are you reading the books then?  
      • The take-away…you can’t change the past, HG Wells figured that out ages ago.  You can only change the future.  

 

The Shroud

We got our three wolfy friends cuz apparently we only have three friends and decided to run the Shroud!

Part 1, called the challenge of the waning moons, is where we take out all of the portals before the monsters and portal keeper can over run us. Everything went smoothly ie. no portal keepers.

Part 2, called the challenge of the new moons, is where we teleport into a maze and kill all of the trash before we take on the 4 bosses located in the center. We got the orc, fire, orthon, and knoll. I  don’t know about the rest of them since I was on fire but let me tell you, creeping cold does an awesome job on fire!!

Part 3, called the challenge of the waxing moons, is where we teleport into a locked room that has a lights on/out puzzle to solve which opens the door. This needs to be done in a timely manner because the killer wall will appear and begin to travel around and around. We smashed it and didn’t even see that bad ‘ol wall. Yay! Right before going in to part four there is a skeleton that will buy things from you if your backpack is too full and will repair your equipment if you have managed to get yourself killed so many times that you are naked. He charges a premium for his services so you might want to consider how badly you need repairs.

Part 4, called the challenge of the full moon, is where we first meet Harry. Harry has fire balls, the delayed blast kind I think and meteor swarm and he is not afraid to use them. Poor Renty went down in the first round and in the second round…well….let’s just say when I looked around there was only me, Lessah, and Dash. I managed to hang in there for two more rounds and then Lessah and Dash had to bring it home on their own. I think it took about four more rounds but they did it!! We cheered like crazy!

Part 5, called the challenge of the lost moon, is where Harry has a lot more hit points than when we last met and also the awful blades. First we take out the 4 bosses again and then tackle Harry. There are little pools in the 4 corners that will give back hit points and mana for a short time but it takes so long to get mana back that way we didn’t spend much time doing that, even though Lessah and Dash were the only ones that got to shrine in the last part. This went much better than part four, Harry went down pretty quickly and we barely had any blades come out. After completion four portal come up along the walls and each one will take you to a different part of the quest, so any chest you may have missed you can go back for. We did. All in all it was lots of fun and I, for one, want to do it again! Soon I hope!

 

Loot

So, now you have gathered whatever you need to make your greensteel blank from doing the keying quests, here is where you get the ingredients to make your blank into something awesome. If you plan to make items to wear you will need to cleanse everything after the first one or it will make you sick. The cleansing stone will be an end reward choice on each 20th trip through the raid. If you are making swords, you can use two at once without cleansing to one of them.

Part 1/2- Shards of power, small energy cells, and small ingredients. These items are used for  Tier one effects and are crafted by using the Altar of Invasion.

Part 3- Shards of great power, medium energy cells (possibly depleted), and medium ingredients. Depleted medium energy cells can be powered by combining them with a weapon with a listed value of +6 or higher in the Altar of Subjugation. This is also the altar used to add tier two effects.

Part 4/5- Shards of supreme power, high energy cells (possibly depleted), and large ingredients. Depleted high energy cells can be powered by combining them with a weapon with a listed value of +8 or higher in the Altar of Devastation. For some reason this doesn’t work with Thaumaturgy weapons. This is also the altar used to add tier three effects.

Wolfpack Shroud was one of the more fun things we have done with our wolves.  The come from behind win was the best part for me, and stepping on the puzzle with four paws instead of two feet was highly entertaining.  (And the most challenging!)  I really want to keep going and see where this wolf-stuffl leads!  

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   Firewall is a cantrip.  (In where I now make things up about Mythery!)  This means she can cast it as many times as she wants with no cost of mana!  We will petition the devs to make this so!  
      • Myth:  Why am I last?   Me:  Because you are the prettiest.  Myth:  Oh.  Ok.  
      • Me: When Mythery Cries the World Cries with her.  Myth:  That’s why it rains so much.  
      • Mythery is an uncaring master.  
    • Mythery Thought: Why did my warlock have all of the pretty robes?
  • In a special Ask Mythery!  
    • The Damsels use their influence to get a special spell named after Mythery!  
      • Lessah’s pitch:  The Mythery Bomb – Kills every mob in your line of sight that isn’t a red named instantly, and uses all of the mana in your bar.  (for balance) You are not allowed to cast spells for the next five minutes, even after shrining.  
      • Sahba Jade’s Pitch:  Mythery’s Moonbeam
      • Myth’s Pitch:  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – All your kills STILL are belong to me.   
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 14, 11 PDT – Epics, maybe
    • Podcast – June 15, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 40, Wolfpack Invasion

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The wolfpack is back and we are Shroud Flagged!  That’s right!  Get your collars on and your pet license out, because this is happening!  Find out how you can come with us!   Thanks so much for listening!                            

 

  

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Shroud Raid, May 24th on the Argonnessen Server!  

Want to come on the Shroud Raid with the Damsels?  You can do this in three easy steps!  

  1. Email or Tweet Lessah or Sahba Jade to say you want a spot in the Shroud Raid on Argonnessen, May 24th 11PDT (That’s really Wednesday 2am Eastern!)
  2. Make a Druid/ Wolf on the Argonnessen Server.  You can be up to level 19, but you must be willing to play in wolf form!
  3. Shroud Flag and show up to the Raid!

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, April 20th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 40th show.   Welcome!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Thanks for one of the funnest nights of DDO in ages!  Go back and watch it!  
    • So…. an uncomfortable conversation with Mythery and Sahba  
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried?  
    • Forums
      • Three changes I’d make if I owned DDO
      • Casters and ranged toons (sic) are the reason the game is dead
      • Kensai changes
      • U31 named loot
    • Community
      • Minor update to YourDDO.
      • DDO Gamer: A DDO Classic Server
      • DDO Players: Drac rolled a Ranger that will only do Wilderness Areas
    • Comparing DDO and Guild Wars 2 graphics

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Did not watch Dr. Who.  Watched Orphan Black instead.  
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  I have soooooo many notes!  
      • I explain a plot badly:  Woman from the 40’s goes back to the past and gets a husband upgrade.    
        • Wouldn’t it be great if more women who went missing were really hooking up with hot guys?  

 

Shroud flagging done!

First we had to finish keying by completing Sleeping Dust. Easy peasy. Not much to say about this. We killed spiders until we read the first book so we didn’t get the spider chest but we killed enough ogres so we got 2 chests at the end.

I will say that we rocked Sleeping Dust.  I have seen that quest go very poorly, and people have it in their heads that you can’t get it done without a caster you can Finger the Ogres, but that just isn’t true, and we proved it.  If anything, we need to thank DDO for staying versatile enough to reward out of the box problem solving.  

Loot:

Locust Husk, Chipmunk Funk, Shavarath Stone of Strategy

A New Invasion

Umm….what to say what to say. OK, it started out just fine. Stay to the right, stay to the right, stay to the right. Jump in  hole, ahhhhhhhhhhh really big fight, really really big fight. Jump in another hole, really big fight. I see a theme. At least two funny things happened, Have you noticed that most of the funny stuff revolves around Draculetta? So, that happened. Then, we jump in another hole. Mind you, we haven’t seen a shrine since the one at the front door, and as we are falling someone says “Hey, this is the end fight.”

This was the greatest quest we never succeeded at!  I highly recommend this as a classic dungeon crawl for you and your friends if you have never been there and have little to no experience with Amaranth.  It can be conquered if you are willing to take your time and do things the way D&D gods intended it.  

 

Loot

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says:   It’s the other East!  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery

Housekeeping!

  • What ever happened to that Fan Service thing on Sunday?  
  • Mythery – Counsel Lessah
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 3, 11 PDT – epics
    • Podcast – May 4, 11 PDT
  • Wolfpack Shroud raid on May 24, 11 PDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 39, Gnomes Gone Wild!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  What’s that you say?  The Damsels have become Gnomes and have upset the natural order of small/ medium/ large, to slightly smaller, more medium, and extra large?  It’s not just a rumor, it’s true!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 6th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 39th show.   Welcome everyone!  Welcome Entimix!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Wizenman says:  You are all dirty noobs!  Show me your nooooobs!  
      • How long have you been playing DDO?  
    • Sahba Jade tried to kill Lessah in a trap or three.  
    • So we played Gnomes…
      • Myth’s Gnome is ridiculous-ly powerful.  
      • Lessah’s Gnome is great!   
        • With my hat and sensible heels, I am practically a halfling!  
      • Sahba Jade Gnome is not the top of the kill count…yet.  
        • Build?  
      • New Streamer stood me up.  I woke up early for nothing.  First Shoemaker has a baby and leaves me and now this!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried?  
    • Forums
      • New to DDO – asking why WF paladins aren’t popular
      • Lag, lag, lag
    • Event
      • Turn in for anniversary event is Apr 17
      • High Lords are at it again – Legendary Shroud teaching raid on Sarlona, Sat, Apr 9, at 9 PM EDT
      • Halfling Summer Games will now be the Munchkin Summer Games
    • DDO Bonus Days – 20% heroic and epic xp, 5% VIP xp – Thursday- Sunday – tr now with your otto’s boxes (for the VIP xp)
      • What will you quest to get that extra xp?
    • DDO Cast did another guild wars

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  Season 6 & 7 romp, Matt Smith continues!  
      • The Witch in the Well.  “I’m giving you a face. Look at my face.”  Only the Doctor can see a romance in two monsters trapped on either sides of a rift.  
        • Did not watch more Dr. Who because I was watching Enterprise.  They just met the Ferengi and it’s everything I hoped it would be!  
          • Sahba Jade has the lobes for business!  
      • Shadowhunters – Looks like season two will start about even with the second book.  I really like the show so far, even with modest plot changes.    
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  

 

House K Quests and more!

First, a side note, our new mom, Myuniska, just let us run amok! Especially that Gnomercyjade girl. New mom needs to take the advanced cat herding class asap! Well, at least before she comes back.

 

OK, we went to House K and did the Ruined Halls, the Lair of Summoning, the Chamber of Insanity, and the Forgotten Caverns. What we learned while we were in these quest, besides the fact that they were really really easy for us and went as smoothly as possible, was that our barbarian is a miss priss who is afraid that she will break a nail if she swings her axe. So, being the good and kind Warlock that I am I threw fireballs at everything so she wouldn’t die or get any monster goop on her new clothes and what did she do? Complained. Yep, that’s right folks, no good deed goes unpunished. That’s OK, I kept helping anyway.

Next, we went to House D and did the depth quests. The Depths of Despair, the Depths of Darkness, the Depths of Doom, and the Depths of Discord. These quests were also incredibly easy which just gave us ample amounts of time to pick on each other (see, cat herding classes) where little miss Gnomercyjade suggested that Myuniska might consider getting a nose job and trying to do something about being so tall.

Finally, we ran Tangleroot until everyone was too tired to pick on each other and then we went to bed.

 

Loot

Out of the 12 quests we did (18 when Tangleroot is done) the Tangleroot Gorge chain is the only chain with named loot. There are 21 named items that have a possibility of dropping as an end reward.

 

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   You have no idea what you are talking about.  
      • Re: Someone said Mythery was just going to have to suck it up and play earlier.  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
    • Is Warlock the new Sorc?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I might be leaving town this weekend!  No promises on anything at all.  Ever.  
  • Proposition for a future show for Myth and Sahba, bring your sister to work day!  
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 19, 11 PDT – Wolves, finishing up shroud flagging
    • Podcast – Apr 20, 11 PDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 38, Wolves in the Vale of Twilight

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  HOWL! All wolves gathered up this week for a jaunt through the Vale of Twilight.  Many chew toys were had by all.  Longest run of Coalescence Chamber?  Says who?!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 38th show.   Welcome everyone!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Sahba Jade met the infamous Narc.  
      • He had no sound!  Boooooo!  I will be asking him back for the next Wolfish Meet-up!  
    • Wolf Pack update!  Where is the love?   
      • I have not played my wolf enough.  But seriously…I still need so many things on Lessah, I don’t have time for it all!  
      • Questing the Sahba Jadeway, Step One: VON 3.  Step 2: Spies in the House, Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2.  The end.    
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Is Rent still on his Epic Elite pugging fest?  
    • In an unrelated topic, I came out of the closet last night and now it might end my marriage!  (Picard vs Janeway!)  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Uhhhhhhh.  No.  Game crushing lag!  That’s it!  
    • Damsels fail at DDOCast?
    • Forums
      • Lag, lag, and more lag
      • Beautiful game
      • DDO Gamer – what do you call a bunch of gnomes?
      • Overdue for some new Forgotten Realms content – if you had a choice, where would you like to see new content?
    • Event
      • High Lords will host a Reaver’s Fate and Fall of Truth teaching raids on Sat, Mar 26, 9pm EDT
      • Easter Hide & Seek and Trivia – Sarlona Harbor – Sun, Mar 27, 5pm EDT – Gingerspyce
        • One hour hide & seek
        • Followed by an hour or so of all new trivia questions for 2016
        • Lots of big loots and special prizes – oh, and fun

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  Season 6 & 7 romp, Matt Smith continues!  
      • Dr Who (Matt Smith specifically) is great with children!  I went back over the episodes where he has to help or work with kids.  And he’s amazing with kids.  
        • Stormagedon for example.  Even baby River Song.  He speaks baby!  (This bow tie is cool)
        • The kids from the Christmas special.  
      • The Asylum of the Daleks, I guess Clara the Dalek passed the companion litmus test.  That ep itself was cool episode because of a room full of Daleks chanting Dr. Who.  If you
      • The ANgels take Manhattin was fantastic and also very sad…Amy and Rory… but he had to go so he could be Rip Hunter on Legends of Tomorrow, right?  
      • Season 7, Episode 8, Cold War, Frank on a Russian submarine.  I will never get tired of this line: “Sir, American aggression gets more intolerable by the day.”  It’s just as true now as it was in the 80’s.  
        • And now I MUST tell a “War Story”  I rarely do this, in order to hear my Army stories, you have to wait a while and know me, but here goes this one for the live-stream only!  Bosnia and Red Dawn.  
      • The Magicians.  IS SO GOOD!  OMG!  Syfy actually made a show that doesn’t suck!  I mean wut?  Love wins!  Penny is my favorite character.  So manly!  
      • Rupaul’s drag race..I tweet it and I’m not sorry.  #TeamKimchi
      • Shadowhunters – I have four little words…

 

Ow ow owwwwwwwooooooo! Wolf pack went back to the Vale!!

We met up with a few of our wolfy friends, Rent-y, Drac-y, and the quiet one or is it the late one or maybe the sleepy one? At any rate is was Big Daddy! We had already done Running with the Devil’s and Ritual Sacrifice so off went doggie paddling to the Coalescence Chamber, we are soooo cute! I always wondered why dogs and cats chase their tails and now I can say from experience that I still have no idea, except that it is just plain and simple, fun! Anyway, we went into Coal Chamber… oh wait, before we started we decided that it would be much easier if one person would take all of the heat for us. Kind of a little wolfy shield of sorts, so we voted and decided it should be Drac! Myth, shh…you aren’t supposed to… What? I wasn’t supposed to tell that part? Oops…umm…well uh you can just edit that part out. So what do I say? OK, before we started Drac volunteered throw himself in front of any danger that might arise while we were in there. He is SO brave! Unfortunately, that strategy resulted in his demise on a fairly regular basis. But his heroic sacrifice meant that things went pretty smoothly for the rest of us. Maybe we should get him some snausages or something.

Loot

Stone of Victory

Green Briar Twigs or Chipmunk Funk

 

Rainbow in the Dark

It is really dark in here! Fortunately, Drac volunteered to carry a light for us. He is really very helpful in a quest. We did find out that he didn’t know Roy G. Biv but we introduced him so he got to learn something. How nice. 🙂

Loot

Stone of Foresight

Green Briar Twigs or Glistening Pebble

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   I have issues.  
      • Myth was having sound problems and instead of helping her, Sahba and I both started singing the same song to her, which when you think about it, is helping in a therapeutic way.  But she got mad!  Lols
    • Mythery Thought:
    • My mouse doesn’t work with the iPad
  • Ask Mythery
    • What is your favorite multi-class combination for a Sorcerer?  You must pick one!  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I really want to play with my fan servicers, but we took over DDO Cast this last weekend, and this weekend, I am also too busy 🙁  I’ll try for next weekend, hopefully life will slow down a bit by then!  
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 5, 11 PDT – Gnomes
    • Podcast – Apr 6, 11 PDT

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