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Damsels of DDO Episode 48, Bastion of Power

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We took our wolves back to Amrath this week for a fun romp through the Bastion of Power and the ritual hazing of Draculetta. For the show, Producer Severlin joins us along with Community Manager Cordovan! Finally, the Damsels get some love!  Thanks so much for listening!  


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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

There is a nice end fight at 38:17 and Sahba Jade tries to kill us in a trap at 58:30, enjoy!

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  • And with that… welcome to the show!  The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 17th, 2016 at 3:00 PM PDT. This is our 48th show and we are so proud to welcome Producer Severlin, the man we don’t know but want to, Welcome Sev!  
  • We are also proud to welcome, Professional Forums Wrangler, Community Manager, and the man who coined the phrase, “Cool Cool” before it was “Cool Cool” to do so, He’s a great guy, a great friend, and yes, he’s pretty “Cool Cool.”  It’s Cordovan!  Welcome!  


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Last night we went back to Amrath in order to torture our good friend Draculetta!  He is a very good sport, and we want to thank him, but he needs to know… we aren’t done with him yet.  
    • My rumor…Sahba Jade STILL hates her dog.  Now she has a new dog….Jack!  I think she pulled a fast one.  


  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Did Lessah pug? Lessah joined the 21st century and downloaded Windows 10 (but did she install it :P)
      • DDO Players News has a GenCon 2017 countdown started
      • Bonus XP weekend last weekend (woohoo) – when turned off, VIPS received -5% (not so woohoo, but kind of funny)
    • Game News
      • Lamannia U32
        • Cannith Crafting
        • There are quests in U32?? (Slave lords)
        • U32 going live end of Aug or mid Sept
        • With U32, trapmaking will use new cannith essences versus the old lesser essences.
      • Monks in U33?  When? Everything getting fixed?  Handwraps now weapons instead of something ‘special?’ What else?
      • .
    • Forums
      • Balance Pass: Two Years Later.
      • DDO – Red-headed stepchild confirmed

Genesis Point

Last time, while we were roaming around in the battlefield we noticed a few buildings that we didn’t have time to investigate, so we decided to go back. On the way to Amrath we saw a couple of wolves playing ball. At least we thought they were playing ball but as we got closer we realized one was throwing red fireballs and the other seemed to be chasing them. It turned out to be Draculetta and Rent and they said they were practicing. Drac was practicing his aim and Rent was practicing his dodging ability. From the look of Rent’s scorched fur it seemed that Drac’s aim was pretty good but the fact that Rent was alive to talk about it proved that Rent did a darn good job dodging. We grabbed them both and took them into the battlefield with us. The first place we went was a called Genesis Point. When we got in there we ran into a guy who, I’m pretty sure though we were some other group because he quickly ran through a host of instructions and tasks we were to accomplish, we just went with it. What the heck, how bad could it be? It turns out that the place is an army base for the Devils. So, we released some prisoners, took out a few waves of soldiers consisting of devils, orthons, tieflings, trolls, and troglodytes. We roamed around in a maze which teleported us to another fight. Luckily we were able to open a portal and teleport ourselves back and finally we found a room that contained a grey pit fiend demon which we managed to kill pretty fast but his minions came in and swarmed around us. Lessah was barely able to get out of there with her life.


Loot –


Bastion of Power

Next we went to a fortress that everyone calls the Iron Maw. Last week we talked to a guy who told us that the Iron Maw had never been conquered even though the battle has raged on for eons. He said that there is a way in that no one has used in so many years it’s been forgotten and that “someone” could go in through there and then open the gate to the Demon Horde outside. That way the demons and the devils could duke it out, basically eradicating each other and then that same “someone” could just mop up the stragglers. That way no one, especially the devils, would know how the fall of the Iron Maw happened. I guess our collective name is “someone” because into the hole we went! Everything went pretty smoothly, even though Rent and Lessah tried to get themselves skewered a couple of times, but it would have been nice to know there was a little pit fiend and a marilith waiting for us in there. Sheesh! Not that it really mattered, we had a great time taking them all down. The Iron Maw has fallen!! Woohoo!


Loot –




  • All Things Mythery Severlin:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)


    • The return of “Get to know your Damsel!”  The DDO Producer’s edition!  (it’s ok to give sarcastic answers to these questions!)
      • True or False for Severlin:  
        • You ran away at a young age to join a traveling circus. (It does count if you considered it)  
        • You work for Turbine.  
        • You broke the cold spells.  
        • Severlin wrote the dialogue for the Severlin Boss that people were allowed to battle during the ten year anniversary event.  
        • You gave Sahba Jade Dev powers and that’s how she kills every mob in the quest and gets more XP.  
      • True or False for Cordovan:  
        • You first met Lessah at an in-game event that was organized by a player.  
        • You save all your Movember beard trimmings in a drawer after the event is over.  
        • You are going to give the Damsels DDO Points and some companions to give away for their 50th show.  
        • When you go to Gen Con, you park in another city in order to save additional parking fees.  
      • Two Truths and a Lie (about the game or yourself!)
        • Severlin
        • Cordovan
        • Lessah
          • I play nothing but Paladins, I am married to a Scottish Dwarf, I was an Army Medic for twenty years.  
        • Sahba Jade
          • I named some of my DDO characters after Star Wars characters; I used to spend university holidays in Europe and my favorite country is Scotland; I was a circus camp follower.
          • I play DDO with god-like powers, I have never failed a trap, I have the shortest characters in the game, and I like it that way.  
        • Mythery Inferno
          • I am the center of the universe, I use all of my mana within 30 seconds of entering a quest, I have found all of the prettiest robes in the game.
    • Mythery Says:  

What’s next? Truth or dare? 🙂

  • Ask Mythery!  
    • No questions for Myth!  


Thanks very much to Cordovan and Severlin for joining us!  Thank you for staying late!  DDO is a great game, Long May she Reign.  



  • Plea to the wonderful DDO Community!  I need an overlay.  Everyone has a cool overlay but me.  And watching YouTube How-To vids of overlays keeps putting me to sleep.  Please help teach a man to fish or maybe give me some fish!  (My very smart/ talented spouse can’t help me! I can say this, because he rarely listens to the show! He will never know I was talking good about him.)  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug  30, 11 PDT
    • Podcast – Aug 31, 11 PDT


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Damsels of DDO Episode 36, A Study in Sable

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  Welcome to a very special show!   Tonight we have an amazing special guest joining us!  Cordovan, the DDO Community manager gets taken to task about why the Damsels aren’t more famous!  The nerve!  Thanks so much for listening!  



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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, February 27th, 2016 at 7:30 PST. This is our 36th show.  (Even though I said 37!)  
  • And tonight we welcome Cordovan!  Didn’t think you’d ever make it!  


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • I have added Don’t Drink the Water to my list of quests I’m willing to ransack.  We did it on Epic Elite.  And lived to tell the tale.  
    • Epic Completionist.  
      • remember that time I said I was going to surprise Sahba Jade?  It didn’t go so well.  
        • Fighter!!!!  
        • Challenges, ty Cordovan for making another 50% ingredients weekend.  I made 2 suits of Epic Mourloude FP  
          • For all the good it did me…  
          • Also, I need the five minute heal pot  
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Get PDK favor for some inexplicable reason.  
        • Secret Squirrel operation that Sahba Jade will shake her head at.  (HE)
    • Technical 13 is the Bob Ross of DDO.  He gives things away most Tuesday Mornings.  Set your alarm or listen to him at work!  8am EST
    • Rumor about Sahba Jade… She facepalms every time Myth and Lessah say something that embarasses her.  It’s a wonder she can even see to play the game.  


  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?  
        • Pugging, have you ever noticed how Pugging VON 5 is like Cruising at a rest stop in the 50’s?  No names, no talking, all business.  
        • The Sahba Jade guide to pugging….  this could be big!  
    • Which are these, rumors, news or lies:
      • Sahba is in the doghouse 🙁
      • Lessah cruises DDO RAIDS as a guy
      • Sahba Jade asks, “Lay on Hands Please” hehehehe
      • Mythery is an owlbear hunter
      • Cordovan is a troll
      • Lessah has already bought DDO points during the double bonus point special.
      • Sahba refuses to use shownotes.
      • Mythery was spotted in front of a mirror, trying on owlbear fur cloaks.
      • Lessah is no longer a Paladin
      • According to Mythery, revenge IS sweet, as she blew up Lessah in Made to Order
    • Forums and Misc
      • Vote for DDO – best online fantasy game – DDO #1 in poll
      • Should there be more metrics (damage taken, damage dealt, hp healed, etc) in the game?  Does it matter?
      • How difficult is it to moderate the forums


  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  
    • Thanks Cordovan for sending me the Dr Who video!  
    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Silent Brothers explained
        • The Grey Book
    • OMG loved the opening scene – She says, That was amazing. He says, 50 shades of amazing? She says, Pon farr amazing. !!!! LOL


A Study in Sable

Winnie Harker, Ebermund Harker


Golem’s HeartBlue AugmentUnbound – End chest (Epic Elite only)

  • ML28: 2% chance on being hit for 20d6 healing to you and 50d6 Electric damage to nearby enemies.

Hunter’s SlayerGreat SwordBound to Character on Equip – End chest



I don’t like this quest… you need a guide.  Usually we can figure things out, but we bit off more than we could chew.  



  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)


    • Mythery Says:   “Do you ever wonder that someday you’ll just be running along and fall in a hole because FF’s not real?  
      • Sahba:  Myth, can you dot him?  
      • Myth:  Firewall is a DOT.  
    • Mythery Thought: These slaves are getting annoying and REALLY why are they saving? How much will can they have with those collars on and all?  
  • Ask Cordovan!  Where we take Cordovan to task with important burning questions!  
    • Are you aware that there are way too many owl bear skin rugs in the Sable Mansion?  
      • As a side note, have you fixed Owl Bear PRR yet?  
    • Kobold Education, We can’t get rid of them, so why not make them smarter and force some Democracy on them?  
    • Ravenloft next module, coming out around Halloween?
    • Where were you when you first heard of Mythery Inferno?  
    • When will you get some more fabulous outfits to sell in the DDO Store?  
      • Are the Devs purposefully making robes that look awful so that we will buy cosmetic gear?  Mythery has 20 robes in her bank looking for one to glamor and they just aren’t pretty enough!!
      • Mythery has a dozen Invisible Stalkers following her, can you confirm?  Sometimes they bite.
    • When are cold spells going to be fixed?
    • Will the cold spells be fixed soon?
    • How long do we have to wait for the cold spells to be fixed?
    • If the cold spells were fixed I wouldn’t have to ask anymore.
    • Is it true that Turbine has trademarked the word ‘soon?’



  • Fanservice Experiment , I must apologize because last Sunday I was still working on challenge gear and asked the grp to postpone.  They enabled me, so we will try again this weekend!  
    • Ummm, errr, can we NOT do it this week?  I made plans, forgetting about Fanservice.  How about next time a week from Sunday?
    • Great – but that makes you in TWO doghouses :P.  
  • Mythery – I have no business.  
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 8, 11 PST
    • Podcast – Mar 9, 11 PST




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