Damsels of DDO Episode 89, Wrath of the Earth

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back to Ravenloft where we freed more birds and picked up stolen jewels. Why does Ravenloft have so many scarecrows when there are no crops to guard? Why do all the Ravens in Ravenloft talk like they are regular people in disguise? All these questions and more get answered in this show! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 29th 2AM Eastern. This is our 89th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Challenges and the Epic Rat Killer
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned not to buy an audiobook about evil space elves because there are four in the series and then you will have to listen to all of them!
      • Myth: There are NO mummies in the King Tut exhibit at the science center,
      • Sahba: Lessah now has access to a 3D printer!!!  Let’s make something.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
    • AP Bio – was so good this week! I say that every week don’t I?
    • The 100 started! Will my heart get broken again?
    • The Crossing there is a lot going on in this and not good for talking about here. Why did we stop talking about Riverdale? Shadowhunters? Your boyfriend is pissing me off! 🙂

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Wrath of the Earth

We talked to this person named Grilsha Targolova who told us to go to Yester Hill. It seems that evil druids have erected a statue of Strahd on this hill and come here to worship him… or it …or both. Anyway, Grilsha thought they may have hidden one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen here and wanted us to see if we could find it.

When we got to the hill the first thing we saw was some pretty impressive lightning. It made a big ring around the top of the hill. As we went around looking for an opening we were attacked by a variety of Blight (twig, vine, needle), Mountain Folk, and Druid. After we had killed a number of these things the ring of lightning dropped down and we could see another ring so we went about doing the same thing. Shortly after we began again a small section dropped down and in we went. We could see the large statue of Strahd from where we entered and several evil druid bent over in worship. While it might not be all that nice to attack a guy who is bent over in prayer it sure does make the job go quicker. We found the gem where they had put it, at the feet of their master.

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Legendary Thrummingspark Cord Belt
Legendary Platemail of the Barovian Lord Heavy Armor
Legendary Garstone’s Lenses Goggles
Legendary Hound of the Night Collar
Legendary Softsole Slippers Boots

 

Raven’s Bane –

 

So, the story is that there was a village called Berez out in the mists somewhere and the people who lived there refused to bow down to Strahd’s will and because of their defiance he turned their town into a swamp. Well, mostly….there are a few little pieces of things here and there but for the most part…yup it’s a swamp. But after this little tirade of the great and powerful Strahd there was someone who thought Berez would be a great place to live. A witch named Baba Lysaga.

We talked to Muriel Vinshaw and she seemed to think that Baba had been up to all sorts of terrible misdeeds. One things she had done was imprison some ravens in cages out around in the swamp and also that she had one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen. So we put on our galoshes and went out to tromp around in the swamp looking for a witch. Oh, and some ravens. We did find the ravens one by one in their solitary cages, as we killed hordes of scarecrows and howlers. Dretch dot the landscape here and there but there seemed to be an endless supply of scarecrows. We finally came upon the little house of the witch which was definitely bigger on the inside. It was filled with an odd assortment of things some interesting, some just weird, I slipped and fell into a tub of blood. Was she expecting Strahd for dinner? There was a chest which proved to be holding one of the missing gems and when it was discovered Baba chose to make her appearance. Oooh baby! This witch is a party animal! I’ve never seen so many dancing balls in one place. She filled that room up! I don’t know how, but Brec and I managed to stay out of them and kept pounding on her but she was smart. As soon as she knew there was no way she was going to win this fight she took off and left us there with all of those balls still rocking and a bunch of brooms that wanted to kill us,

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Van Richten’s Legendary Cane Buckler shield
Legendary Ward-Inscribed Pendant Necklace
Legendary Feargaze Goggles
Legendary Silverthread Belt Belt
Legendary Sinister Handaxe Hand Axe

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • We built a raft, found an island
      • Myth got tranq’d at the door.
      • We need to go back and play some!!!! I must know what is over on face island.
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
        • I love this game.
    • Salt
    • Subnautica
      • I LOVE THIS GAME! I am trying to figure out how to make a base.
      • Why won’t it go on sale???? 🙁
    • Rust…
      • I (still) really like the game, I can’t help it. I just played for a bit, gathered things and then gave them away to random people.  
        • OMG. I built a base, I made a friend? It’s hard to say who your friends are in Rust. Most people are just waiting to kill you. I’m the house cat 🙂 <mew>
    • Minecraft!!!
      • Flowers and villages! Oh my!
      • We need to play this so I can OP us. 🙂
    • 7DTD

 

MISC

 

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Sometimes she says the most random things at weird times like “I forgot I had a penis.”  
    • Mythery is dead. She was online like…maybe I’m ded.
    • Mythery said: “You are a really good paladin”

 

Housekeeping!

  • It’s over! I’m at the end! I had my last two clinical days this week. It was so sad! I have a final exam and board prep and that’s it. The next time we have a show, I’ll be a graduated Polysomnographer and I might be boarded as well. *ugly crying*
    • Because of my graduation, we are skipping the next cast and will resume whenever Sahba’s math says. I think Sahba and Myth will twitch the next session without me as well.
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 12, 2am EST
    • Podcast – May 27, 2am EST

 

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