Damsels of DDO Episode 87, A Mad Tea Party!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels can’t resist a good party! The girls went to a tea party and found cultists, undead, monsters, and prisoners who were guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You know…normal stuff. We can’t wait to tell you how it all turned out! Thanks so much for listening!  


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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 1st 2AM Eastern. This is our (1st show!) 87th show!


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • I have some announcements!
      • First, you will want to stick around until the end of the show, be sure to type in chat so we can enter you in the drawing. We are giving things away tonight! DDO Points and game codes all over the place!
    • Now some more announcements!
      • Congratulations to Sahba Jade on being selected for the space program. We know you’ll boldly go where no one has gone before!
      • Mythery Inferno is rolling out her new line of glitter shoes for the DDO player on the go! Players are all the rage about them and are saying things like….“They don’t do anything!” and “What the &^%$beep*&* is this?”. Congrats Mythery, keep up the good work!
      • In other news today, In a real life modern roamance twist, Damsel Spouses Clankenbeard and Cadimere have declared their love for one another and insist on “making it legal” whatever that means. Congratulations all around!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: DDO Developers are getting creatively creepy with their storytelling and downright snarky with their dialogue boxes.
      • Myth: I learned that I probably need a new phone and getting turned around in rush hour traffic sux a lot because if you miss one turn it will take 45 minutes to get back on track.
      • Sahba: What did I learn?  Star Wars wasn’t that great?? Po Dameron should be dishonorably discharged!


Rumors, News, and Lies

RuPaul cheat sheet


Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana TBA
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York TBA
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California TBA
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York TBA
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place


A Mad Tea Party

We were invited to a party!! I was told it would be a tea party so I had my best pinky ring on and all but of course not a one of us got even a sip of tea. What did happen, which seems to be a more normal thing than us actually having some tea, is that we found ourselves between two feuding nobles. Lady Wachter and Baron Vallakovich, who by all outward appearances seemed to be getting along just fine, each wanted us to do something … well let’s just say, not too nice to the other. We weren’t too sure exactly what we were going to do and just started to wander around Lady W’s place. Soon we found ourselves in a tunnel that links their two houses together. There were some barriers up to keep people for passing through easily but we solved some puzzles and dropped them. The first thing we saw at Baron V’s was the dungeon where he had his prisoners locked up. Apparently holding a sign with not so nice comments about the Baron gets you locked up around there. We let them go. Next we told one of his guards that we would help him out. We followed him thinking we would just take the Baron’s side, even though we did let his prisoner’s go but after we passed the cells and got back into the tunnel the guard turned on us and we had to kill him. I’m not sure what his problem was. I think it was around then we decided that we weren’t going to be on anyone’s side. The only thing left to do was to go and take out Lady W and Baron V. I guess it was a pretty good party after all, even if we never did get any of the promised tea.


Loot – Bound to account


Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Summoner’s Spectacles Goggles 29
Legendary Adversion Ring 29
Legendary Blight Inferno Rune Arm 29


  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess
        • Billboard campaign for the Lesery Cantina!
        • We have a customer!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Bermuda
    • Subnautica
    • PixelArk
    • Rust…
      • (shame) I really like the game, I can’t help it. I found a solo, duo, trio server and I play on it when I can.
    • Forbidden Island




  • Let’s give things away!


    • Drawing for points ala DDO
    • Drawing for 7DTD code!


  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book?
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 14, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 15, 2am EST


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