Damsels of DDO, Episode 66, Chronoscope

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. What’s important? Apparently raids! We ran the Chronoscope and went back in time to try and save Nat and Nell Gan! Nat is dead, I’m pretty sure and we left Nell in the past, so we screwed that up as well! At least we tried! Sorry, Stormreach! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, May 7th at 2AM Eastern. This is our 66th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Share please…at the door of a quest where a quest giver is the door and you can’t get through it w/o talking to him…this laziness is still going on!
    • Remember way back when I said I was trying to kill 12,000 spiders to get a free spider companion?
    • The slog continues! 5,000 favor. We ran a three man of the shroud and I have never seen Narc so uptight as when he was worried about that wall.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Mythery and Lessah – epic completionist
      • I am 7.4 mil of 8.2 xp, I pugged!
  • Before we start!  
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!!!!
      • Your girl, I mean my girl, Cynthia is gone…
      • Snatch game realness. The girl who did Marlene Deitrich was perfect!
      • I am not current on this show, there is a GREAT reason for that!
    • Riverdale – DON’T! No spoilers! I can’t watch it, it would be a betrayal.
    • Sense8 season 2 is on Netflix! Binge binge binge!
    • Confessions of an Anime addict. Attack on Titatin, season 2 is practically current on Adult Swim RIGHT NOW! I watched episode three’s excellent dud with my son tonight.

 

The Chronoscope

Once upon a time, many years ago there was a big red tent in the center of the Marketplace. Inside the tent, vendors of all sorts gathered to sell their wares. There was armor, weapons, potions, reagents, wands, scrolls, and just about anything you could think of or need. Then one dark day the unthinkable happened. A horrible horde of devils and fiends came and declared war on Stormreach. The poor unsuspecting residents of Stormreach were just going about their day when portals from Shavarath started to appear in random places all over the Marketplace. This lasted for several days and then suddenly one day, a large portal formed over the big tent. It was enormous and churning like a big red whirlpool. The vendors moved out of the tent, most of them went to the Rusty Nail. It was terrifying!

Why am I telling you about this? Because this quest is about Nat Gann. Prior to this event, Nat was a pole dancer and spent his time entertaining people in the Marketplace, just outside the tent area where the pawn brokers are. But the word is, that during the invasion Nats legs were broken and then he just disappeared. His sister, Nelle, like any good sister would, wants to find him and is going to look for him. Her father, Nolan, is naturally worried about her and had asked us to go and keep her safe. To get to the Chronoscope Excavation site, which was where we thought she was, we had to take an airship from Falcon’s Spire. Once we got there we met a mindflayer and some stuff happened and we got sent back in time. Here is something I found over in the Twelve. I had a copy made. Did you know they have copiers over there? Yup, a whole room full of them! It says it’s from the Morgrave University archives — “Ancient fables speak of the Chronoscope teleporting Giant armies across Xen’drik during the Dreaming Dark war. But the Dragons of Argonnessen forbade any further use as a danger to the draconic Prophecy. It is unclear what threat such teleportation poses to the Prophecy.” I guess that has something to do with what happened. Anyway, wow I had forgotten what a mess the Marketplace was back then. We had to fight a lot of devils and abishai and some random tieflings that were running around but we did finally find Nelle. Man! She looked terrible! Lessah did something and fixed her. I don’t know but I had some talk about moisturizer. Must have been some really good stuff because it took about 50 years off of her. From here on it seemed to me like we were just running around looking everywhere. Really, behind things, under things, on things. We went through a plethora of portals, in the steam tunnels, on the roof, back and forth, forth and back. We killed a conjoined abishai, which was made of 5 other abishai but the only time we saw Nat Gann was just a mere glimpse of him being questioned in the Phoenix Tavern shortly after we arrived. So, we decided it was time to leave but Nelle had other plans and said she wasn’t going back. I was a little worried that her father would be upset with us when we showed up without her but she said she would write him a letter to explain and we left.

 

Loot – We got 4 chests

Unique Rewards

These items are Bound to Account on Acquire unless otherwise noted.

Named Chest Drop

These items are Bound to Account on Acquire.

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • Ranger vs Artificer. Favorite Mix? Bardificer, Brogue, etc, etc.
    • Mythery didn’t drop any knowledge gems in DDO. Let’s talk about her life choices!
      • Ranger = Human, Artificer = human. What’s that all about?

 

 

  • Mythery Says:  “I feel strangely safe here.”

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • Happy Day! Music for this week’s show! HOORAY!
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells
  • When is Next time?  
    • Tonight, we’ll guest host the DDOCast at 8PM EDT
    • Twitch – May 20, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – May 21, 2am EDT

 

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