Damsels of DDO Episode 37, The Riddle

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, Lessah somehow tricked the group into doing everything SHE wanted to do, and the Stormreach Olympic Commission is still deciding if Sahba Jade took performance enhancing drugs in order to grow several feet and change classes.  Thanks so much for listening!  


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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 8th, 2016 at 11:00 PST. This is our 37th show.   Welcome everyone!  


Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Who wants to do Caught in the Web? Eh? Eh?  I need 3 Hero Commendations…  
      • Let’s count the ways in which I am a failure… War Wizards hate me and so do the Purple Dragon Knights.  
    • Epic Completionist.  
      • Sahba Jade surprised me!  
        • Alice in Wonderland.  She ate the cake to grow bigger.
      • Crystal Cove,
        • Five minute heal pot works great!  The last upgrade sucked the worst.  Also, I made two of these…
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Heroic Elite XP will come to you as long as you are not more than five level above the quest!  
        • Rent?  
    • Rumor about Sahba Jade… she took performance enhancing drugs in order to grow the size of an Amazon.  


  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
    • Crafting disjunction is Back!!
    • DDO Sales
      • Points?  Who bought some?
      • What’d you buy from the great anniversary sales?
    • Anniversary gift – what’d you pick?
      • S/S/S items
    • Anniversary party – what’d you pick?


  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  
      • !!!!  
    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Silent Brothers explained
        • The Grey Book


Celebrate celebrate! Dance to the music…

The first thing we did was a quick little run through the happy birthday ddo challenge. I think we did it because Lessah wanted some broccoli but then she didn’t get any so I’m not really sure. Our run really was quick so we didn’t stop and smell any roses or talk to any party guests but if you do, you will find that the guests are full of jokes and quotes from players and devs from the days of yore. Why is it called yore? Anyway, we killed Steelstar and his little dog too, string table error. We killed Cordovan (which I kind of felt bad about since he’s a pretty nice guy), Severlin and his skellie minions, and Vargouille. Now their are a couple of interesting things about Vargouille. the first being, he lives in the bathroom. An odd choice but hey, I’m not going to judge. The second is that Vargouille is a vargouille, which seems to be a big head with wings and from what I understand is a new monster in the game. So weird but very very cool. The final boss is the Dark Overlord, which is who Jeets turns into, who by the way is in love with Malicia. Poor Morah. We got 5 party favors and I’m getting a couple of cookies. I love having confetti poofing out of my body! Now that’s a fashion statement!



The Riddle

So, what had happened was, Sahba fell into a hole and then Lessah went in to look for her and I followed Lessah cuz that’s what I do. Then once we all got in there Sahba said she thought she heard that some wizard called Barthand, one of the war wizards actually, had fallen into this hole and never came back out and the rumor was that if you could solve a riddle then you could find him and release him. But this was just a rumor and not a fact by any stretch of the imagination. Anyway, as we came around a bend we saw three maidens standing in a circle chanting something. As we got closer we heard something like … “One falls in and two others follow. How many will there be to escape this hollow?” It could have been something else but I’m pretty sure that was it. Then all of a sudden they all turned into crones and we killed them right away. So really, does it matter what they were saying? We continue to run around killing everything we see and going into every cubby (and there are a lot of dead end cubbies in here) when we run into a door. Now, Sahba start talking to this door, which I thought was a little odd until I found out that it wanted a password, then it made complete sense but we didn’t know the password. So Sahba says that maybe that wizard back by the fire where we killed the crones knows it. So we went back to ask him. Low and behold it was Barthand standing there the whole time. I think he must have had a spell on him cuz once we talked to him and he told us the password he took off out of that place like the Flash was chasing him. There were more crones to kill and a bunch of vine horrors but basically that was it.


Nothing, nada, zero, zilch, the big goose egg, glass alllllll the way empty, nuttin honey, linty pockets,

Impossible Demands

This was just to top off Lessah’s Purple Dragon Knight favor (and she’s still 2 short….2!). We just went in, killed her and left. If you really want to hear us talk about this quest and loot listen to episode 18.



  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)


    • Mythery Says:   I cannot speak on command
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
      • But Outlander tho….  

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  • We are going to be busy alllll weekend.  🙁  No can tell
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 22, 11 PST – Wolfpack doing Shroud flagging and/or Shroud
    • Podcast – Mar 23, 11 PST



Or just creep on us!  

DDO Stream Twitch

Then catch us on:  Lessah”s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  


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