The Damsels Game

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Damsels of DDO, Episode 109 When you share a brain

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels ran some epic reaper this week in a *gasp* pick up group! You always need to be aware of the LFM folks! The Damsels might need your help! Thanks so much for listening!


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Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, May 3rd at the crack of 11PM Eastern time. This is our 109th show.

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Things are moving swimmingly in my static group.
      • The group leader came back and we all treated him like he was a boyfriend we had just had a big fight with and we were all being extra nice and listening actively. (Let’s see how long that lasts)
      • In the He-reem, I decided I needed a beholder clicky and so I took that group by the piercings and pulled them through Sane Asylum over and over again until I got what I wanted. (Have I told you how I learned to solve the puzzle?) Also, I have Sahba and Zazo to thank for teaching me the speed run method.
      • Still considering the otto’s box so I can play a human instead of a warforged.
    • The only time I will ever talk this openly about a Disney Movie.
      • Snow White
      • Explain this movie plot badly: Aging lady forgets for a minute that she’s super rich and screws up badly.  
        • I do not care about Snow White in this movie. Snow White is an idiot who makes poor choices. I don’t care about her. In keeping with my tradition of siding with evil characters, I want to focus on the queen.
          • So this lady is a queen. With total control of lands and soldiers. So…she has money, authority, and an army apparently. Oh… and she knows magic. You know, just on the side.
          • But instead of being smart and diabolical she decides to listen to some creeper who lives in her mirror. And I’ll paraphrase this but he essentially says “you’re now the second hottest chick in the land now.”
            • So many thoughts….
              • Who cares? The queen is a QUEEN! She’s rich and she has her own castle. By all rights, she should be the most eligible lady for miles around. And here she is getting wrapped around the axle about a teenager who is so poor she can only afford one dress.
                • There is more to that story than is being told here. Even in the movie Heathers, the hierarchy was about being an alpha female and had nothing to do with hotness.
              • Point 1) Snow White is poor. Which means she has to work hard all day in the sun. In five years time, she will look like a used leather handbag and the Queen will still be rich and still look great because the sun hasn’t burned the collagen out of her skin.
              • Point 2) Snow White should not even be on the Queen’s radar. If she was really feeling violent, she should have attacked a neighboring kingdom. You don’t need to waste your time with peasants who end up marrying young and dying early.
                • Let’s think of better ways to kill Snow White than the idiotic plan that actually happened. The Queen magic’s herself into an old lady and force feeds Snow White an apple. This is a terrible plan. Why is the Queen doing her own dirty work? Why does the queen not have more self esteem, who hurt her? (Evil Queen?)
                • Here’s what the queen could do:
                  • Nothing. Snow White doesn’t matter
                  • Tax the crap out of her village/ family for fun and maybe throw someone she loves in debtor’s prison until she agrees to leave go live somewhere else.
                  • Arrest all the dwarves for illegal mining activities and then Snow White will probably starve to death because she doesn’t have the stomach to kill and eat woodland creatures.
                • Don’t’ get me started on the Prince. He rode in alone. No servants, no nothing. That boy is poor and the Queen does not need to waste her time with a boy who wants to troll for underage girls in the village.  
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that I have to be careful about what I call my Canadian static group members. They listened to the show and then said “I’m just a Canadian beta male, I can’t make decisions.”
      • Myth: The real difference in living in LA as opposed to anyplace else.
      • Sahba: Epic prove your worth, I can make it down the descent trap (spikes) in reaper on a character without evasion without dying!!!  What class do you think she was???

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Anniversary Code Week 10 – rolledaten

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!

 

    • RuPaul’s Drag Race!
      • Vangie is hanging in there. Honestly I thought Plastique did a better job (neither was all that great) so it’s looking a little like there is some favoritism going on here. Brooke Lynn Heights seems to be coming out of her shell. Nina sure is pessimistic. I hadn’t noticed before. I think Silky has finally realized that she can’t win acting like she9 does.
      • Vangie needs to go.

 

Drag Race Cheat Sheet

 

Contestant Name Age[3] Hometown[4] Outcome
A’Keria C. Davenport[a] Gregory D’Wayne[5] 30 Dallas, Texas TBD
Ariel Versace Bryan Philip Neel[6][7] 26 Cherry Hill, New Jersey 11th Place
Brooke Lynn Hytes Brock Hayhoe[8] 32 Nashville, Tennessee TBD
Honey Davenport James Heath-Clark[9] 32 New York, New York 13th Place
Mercedes Iman Diamond Curran[10] 30 Minneapolis, Minnesota 12th Place
Nina West Andrew Levitt[11] 39 Columbus, Ohio TBD
Plastique Tiara Duc Tran[12] 21 Dallas, Texas TBD
Ra’Jah O’Hara[b] Benni Miller[13] 33 Dallas, Texas 9th Place
Scarlet Envy Jacob James[14] 26 New York, New York 10th Place
Shuga Cain Jesus Martinez Jr.[15] 40 New York, New York TBD
Silky Nutmeg Ganache Reginald Steele[16] 28 Chicago, Illinois TBD
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[17] 26 Los Angeles, California TBD
Yvie Oddly Jovan Bridges[18] 24 Denver, Colorado TBD
Kahanna Montrese Tyrone Hardiman 25 Las Vegas, Nevada 14th Place
Soju Hyunsoo “Tony” Ha[19][20] 27 Los Angeles, California 15th Place

 

Errrr…

 

 

  • Other games

 

  • 7DTD
      • I LOVE THIS GAME!  
        • We went back to the Supermarket for hoard.
          • I tried to build helipad and I’m thinking of putting a garage beneath it to park Cadimere’s jeep. My underground lair is coming along and I think I’ll be ready to try and defend the maze again next hoard or the next after that. Unsure.
      • Crafting! Really?
  • Tom Clancy Division 2
    • My favorite thing said by Mythery this year: “Since lessah’s boy toy isn’t available, let’s play Division 2.”

 

  • Fallout 4
    • I have figured out crafting and upgrading settlements but I still don’t really know what’s going on and I’m almost out of bullets so I’m going to be forced to wander away and try to find missions.

 

Housekeeping!

 

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