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Dmsels of DDO Episode 52, Kobold Jello Molds

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Damsels rolled up their sleeves and helped a bunch of Archons. Can’t those guys do their own clean up? We also ate some bad jello and fought red-faced kobolds. Talk about legendary!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP!  Visit the “Favorite things page” of the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, October 13th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 52nd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Mama needs favor. I have actually been working on this?
      • How many comms still need?
      • How much favor?
    • Sahba Jade Gnome needs to level. That gives anyone with her a chance for some serious piking!
      • Draculetta hates spinach, and all vegetables. The jury is out on whether or not that applies to all vampires.

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • How are you epic completionist characters doing?
      • What else did you do?
      • Fall of Truth
    • Game News
      • Update 33 on Lamannia
        • Cannith Crafting
          • Skill tomes and skill upgrade tomes can be traded for purified eberron dragonshards – just not ones given during character creation
          • Randomly-generated items which couldn’t be deconstructed – fixed
        • Monk changes
        • Deities!
        • Reaper Mode (on Lamannia but not in U33)
          • The DM is trying to kill you.  Available for quests within two levels of your character
          • Level 22 Monk – Lords of Dust – 1 Skull
            • Didn’t hit for much damage
            • Reaper wraith
            • Debuffs?
            • Champions have pumpkins – I’m sure it’s Night Revel’s related :).
        • Livestream preview with Cordovan, Nohbob, No Worries, and Steelstar today, 5 pm Eastern
    • Forums
      • How would you pluralize dust, as in “I need three more sparkling dust/dusts/what?”
      • Why can’t this game move along like the rest?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
      • Bah! So disappointed.
      • Explain your girl’s behavior. She is a sore loser. “I’ll give you 10,000 dollars via pay pal if you keep me on the show.
      • Best part of the show “Party”
      • I think they announce the winner this week, and we can move on to another show. I was told to watch West World, but that will cost me money. (Still watching Sherlock with hubs, can’t complain there, he’s finally watching a show that doesn’t star Bruce Campbell)

We did the two flagging quests for the legendary Shroud.

 

To Curse the Sky (To kiss this guy)

First we went to clear the devils out of one of House Deneith’s fortresses. When we got there what we found that was some sort of war between some Abishai and Archons and of all things, Malicia was there and apparently in charge. It looked like the Abishai were winning because there were downed Archons all over the place. We helped the ones we could and made our way through the place, killing devils, orthons, slaad, and abishai all the way. In one room we came across a erinyes, which is some sort of devil but it looks more like a human with horns and wings. The place was big and really clean. This must be one of the nicer fortresses. We cleaned the place out and there was one room left, which is where we found Malicia. She had a lot of abishai minions but we beat them and then beat her. I wonder if we actually killed her this time?

 

Loot

  • Ingredients
    • Codex Runes, 3-7 on LH difficulty
    • LGS materials, small and medium

 

Creeping Death (Kobold Jello Molds, a how-to guide to spice up your holiday cooking!)

I thought this quest was great! I loved the red jelly cube. It reminds me of the wall in the shroud for some reason.There were quite a few traps, oozes, and kobolds on steroids. These are the beefiest kobolds I’ve ever met. One of Harry’s Lieutenants was riding around inside of the cube trying to kill us. He looked pretty happy and I think it was his pet cube. In order to get through the place we had to get the cube to move of some runes in the floor. This was accomplished by disabling the traps, pulling some levers, and solving a couple of puzzles. Every time we managed to get the cube over a rune it was teleported to someplace else in the sewers but we did finally catch up with him. We fought him and his minions, there were some air traps in the room that couldn’t be disabled but it was OK. I think Lessah was having fun rides across the room on them.

 

Apologies to Mythery for locking her in with a jello mold that killed her instantly. Was hard to watch.

 

Loot

  • Ingredients
    • Codex Runes, 3-7 on LH difficulty
    • LGS materials, small and medium

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
  • Mythery Says:  
    • Sahba: It’s a shrine.
    • Myth: Oh, should I use it?
    • Sahba: you are only down 200 spell points.
    • Myth: I know, should I use it?

Housekeeping!

  • Nothing!  
  • Mythery – Me. You. Overlay, thing.  Tomorrow 9 PACIFIC
  • When is Next time?  (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
    • Twitch – Oct 26, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Oct 27, 1 CDT

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 51, Slave Pits of the Undercity

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week, we conquered some slave lords, sort of.  Really, we just ran around for twenty minutes looking for a lever, and Sahba Jade trolled us with a huge fire trap.  If the state of the Undercity is any indication of wealth, the slave lords need a new line of work. What are your overheads guys?  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

 

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP!  Visit the “Favorite things page” of the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 1AM Central. This is our 51st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I have not seen Sahba Jade.  Ever.  Or in the last week!
    • Mythery has never watched Grease 2.  
      • It has great songs in it, “Back to School”, “Who’s that Guy”, “Cool Rider”  “Reproduction” Homework!  

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Myth used a bow?
      • Cannith crafting – who is doing what?
      • Slave Lords’ crafting?
      • EE Caught in the Web
      • AH prices
      • How are you epic completionist characters doing?
    • Game News
      • Update 32 Patch 1 later today (Thursday) includes
        • fixes for several unbound shards
        • adds Implement bonuses to scaling weapons
        • adds Mythic bonuses to Slavers crafted items
        • a couple of other things.
      • Producer’s Letter
    • Forums
      • Pally 14-15 and then ??? Or what does Pally 15-20 get you?
      • The One Thing Results

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
      • I think Roxy might be walking on thin ice.
      • Allyssa is back!!!  She never left!  <3  
      • Phi Phi finally got what she deserved!!!!! YAY
      • Poor Ginger Minge
      • Comedy routines were great!  
      • Lil Pound Cake on the Runway. YES!!!
      • Sorry for Alyssa but Alaska is going to win.
  • And now, some shameless embedded videos of our two favorite queens!


Slave Pits of the Undercity

Drevok asked us to help collect Codex Pages and Mysterious Remnants. He said that one of the Codex Pages was being held hostage by a lady named Dame Gold, who won’t give it up until someone comes to deal with the slave lords that are annoying her. Since these pages and remnants are evil and need to be gathered up we agree to go into the slave pits and find this lady to see what we could do to fix this situation.

We found her in a place called the Forsaken Temple. With a name like that I’m not sure what she expected. She was hanging out with her advisor and a dude that makes all of her clothes (what a prima donna). We tried to get the page from her but Drevok was right, she wouldn’t give it up. Actually I think we could have talked her out of it but she didn’t want to lose face in front of her advisor since sending us to take care of the slavers that they allowed to make a base there was his idea. She said they were selling them off to the highest bidder and we should probably hurry.

 

OK, so what really happened was, we looked for slaves and levers. We found slaves, like more than 40 but the levers are like out in plain sight so they are really hard to find. And we had to look a lot! No one died, if you don’t count Sahba’s hire and we fought a bunch of rats, umberhulks, skeletons, and orcs or were they half orcs? Either way, their living conditions were deplorable! They are either really bad at the slave game or they don’t charge enough. The quest was fun and I am looking forward to doing the rest of them. Oh, and being a ranged ranger is not half bad.

 

Loot

All items are ML 8 and Bound to Account on Acquire.

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says: My Spot score goes up as the quest goes on.  
    • Ask Mythery:  What do you know about fairies?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Nothing!  
  • Mythery – I will help Lessah do her layover.  Overlay, thing.  When are we actually going to do this?
  • When is Next time?  (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
    • Twitch – Oct 12, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Oct 13, 1 CDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 50, Fall of Truth

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  Join us for our 50th show as we give things away and reminisce about the good old days!  Congrats to all of our winners for this show!  The podcast/ iTunes version has a lot of extra goodies in it!  Thanks to everyone who has help make the show great fun over the last 50 episodes!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP!  Visit the “Favorite things” page of the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, September 14th, 2016 at 11:00 PM PDT. This is our 50th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • There was a disturbance in the force.  Sahba!  
    • Draculletta doesn’t like the PIT!  Do the Crucible!  (at the end of the podcast is the original poem by Clankenbeard!)

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Did Lessah pug? NO!
      • A Study in Sable
      • Turbine point sale – I bought some and am waiting for an inventory slot sale.
      • DDO Buddy weekend – Thursday through the 18th.
    • Game News
      • Update 32 – Against the Slave Lords
        • Hotfix tomorrow
        • New quests – when will damsels do?  Level 8 and 31.
        • Crafting
          • Can’t dissolve old gear for essences – I sold mine.
          • Collectible costs too high?
      • Crystal Cove returns for Talk Like a Pirate Day – Thursday through the 19th.
    • Forums
      • I zerged LE slavers with a pug and I shouldn’t
      • Why neglect veteran players?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
    • Confessions of an Anime addict.  
      • Durarara, I wish I knew how to quit you.  
      • Is it bad that I might be in love with Crispin Freeman?  

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The Fall of Truth

First I’ll say that we did a pretty good job. Sahba was the only one that really knew the quest and then there is the little thing about there only being three of us. I guess the Stormreaver seems like an OK dude but he is very easily swayed by outside influences. I didn’t really pay a lot of attention to the play because I was watching Sahba and trying to figure out why she was running against the wall we were standing by. But I think the Stormreaver and Brawnpitts were having a little argument because Brawnpitts didn’t want to do this play since he didn’t get paid for the last one and then he just left.The Reaver started trudging away too mumbling something about needing our help and I’m pretty sure he said he had an infestation of some sort. But I don’t really know, like I said, I wasn’t really paying much attention. Then the floor fell out from beneath our feet and I was thinking termites, he must have lots of termites! When we landed I saw that it was definitely not termites.

First we had to take out 3 giants and 3 weird looking dragons. They were paired up too. I don’t know what’s up with the dragons and giants in here but they really weren’t too hard to kill. Then we had to break a big crystal thing in the ceiling. A crazy looking skeletal dragon blew a bunch of balls at me and killed me. That sucked but Lessah did a great job of demolishing the crystal while Sahba was killing the little minions and trying to keep the dragon from blowing balls of pain at Lessah. Minions! Sheesh, what a pain. Once the crystal was broken the Stormreaver decided to make an appearance. I thought we were helping him not the other way around. But it didn’t really matter since as soon as he got there the weird dragon managed to dominate him (see, I told you he was easily swayed). So now there were two foes for them to deal with. I’m not sure exactly what happened since things are kind of dark and fuzzy after a person dies but it wasn’t too long before Sahba and Lessah joined me on the plane of the dead. I totally think we need to try this again. Next time at least Lessah and I will know what is going on and what we need to do.

 

Loot

All items ML25, Bound to Character on Acquire, upgradable twice via Attuned to Heroism. Items drop as ‘Attuned to Heroism’ on EN, ‘Attuned to Heroism: Tier 1’ on EH and ‘Attuned to Heroism: Tier 2’ on EE.

  • Violet Gelatinous Cube-let (BTC): Any Difficulty, Very tiny chance compared to +5 Ability tomes

 

MISC

  • This is our 50th show!  So let’s give away some points!!!  
      • 500 turbine points to our email peeps!  
        • We got a very nice email!  
  • 500 Turbine points live!  
  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

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    • A special top ten!  
    • Mythery Says: Nobody says anything in central time.  In where we are still using Mythery’s time zone even though two of us are in Central.  

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Housekeeping!

  • Solved that one ear problem!  
  • Mythery – I will help Lessah do her layover.  Overlay, thing.  
  • When is Next time?  (Our schedule is now correct on the DDO calendar.)
    • Twitch – Sep 28, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Sep 29, 1 CDT

 

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels Episode 49, Cuddling Giants

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  What’s that you say?  Do everything Lessah says for an evening?  Sounds great to me, let’s flag for the Fall of Truth raid!  They fall for it every time!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products!  Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP, because VIP’s do it better!  Visit the “Favorite things page” of the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 31st, 2016 at 11:00 PM PDT. This is our 49th show!  
  • How are we supposed to follow our last show since we had such important guests?  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Sahba Jade knows exactly when to ping Mythery on Skype!   

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Did Lessah pug? With Sahba!
      • DDO Players News turns 100 on Sep 5
      • Computer gaming in Olympics
      • Favorite color for superheroes
      • Buddy weekend
    • Game News
      • Lamannia U32
      • Chronicle Issue 204 – which named boss is your nemesis?
      • Bonus Days 20% Heroic and Epic XP starting Thursday and running through Sep 5.
    • Forums
      • You’ve ruined Cannith Crafting
        • What will Lessah craft before the update?
          • Undead!  
        • My Question: Is there already someone working on a new crafting planner?  
      • Cannith Crafting Planner
      • How many past lives should be required?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season two!!!!  
      • Katiana FTW
      • Tatiana (Season two), she got it going on!
      • Adore…
      • All the new rules, all the tears…
      • So ready for the snatch game round two!  
    • Confessions of an Anime addict.  
      • Food Wars Season 2… I couldn’t stay away!  

Giant Hold

We went out. We held many giants. The end. A quiet night was had by all. Except those who could hear Lessah. Which was umm EVERYONE. I take it back. A noisy night was had even though no one could hear Sahba and I. Lessah did a very good job at talking to herself. OK fine, she was talking to us, maybe. <G>

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • The return of “Get to know your Damsel!”   (In where we answer the questions for each other… )  
      • Mythery’s favorite quest?
      • Sahba Jade’s
      • Lessah’s
    • Favorite Monster to fight!  
      • Sahba Jade
      • Lessah
      • Mythery
    • Mythery Says:  I have nothing to say.  

 

Housekeeping!

  • If you are only hearing me in one ear…there is a reason for that!  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Sep 14, 1 CDT
    • Podcast – Sep 15, 1 CDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 48, Bastion of Power

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We took our wolves back to Amrath this week for a fun romp through the Bastion of Power and the ritual hazing of Draculetta. For the show, Producer Severlin joins us along with Community Manager Cordovan! Finally, the Damsels get some love!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The show is also available on YouTube this time around! 

Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

There is a nice end fight at 38:17 and Sahba Jade tries to kill us in a trap at 58:30, enjoy!

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!   Don’t forget to become a DDO VIP, because VIP’s do it better!  Visit the Damsels website to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • And with that… welcome to the show!  The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 17th, 2016 at 3:00 PM PDT. This is our 48th show and we are so proud to welcome Producer Severlin, the man we don’t know but want to, Welcome Sev!  
  • We are also proud to welcome, Professional Forums Wrangler, Community Manager, and the man who coined the phrase, “Cool Cool” before it was “Cool Cool” to do so, He’s a great guy, a great friend, and yes, he’s pretty “Cool Cool.”  It’s Cordovan!  Welcome!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Last night we went back to Amrath in order to torture our good friend Draculetta!  He is a very good sport, and we want to thank him, but he needs to know… we aren’t done with him yet.  
    • My rumor…Sahba Jade STILL hates her dog.  Now she has a new dog….Jack!  I think she pulled a fast one.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • Misc
      • Did Lessah pug? Lessah joined the 21st century and downloaded Windows 10 (but did she install it :P)
      • DDO Players News has a GenCon 2017 countdown started
      • Bonus XP weekend last weekend (woohoo) – when turned off, VIPS received -5% (not so woohoo, but kind of funny)
    • Game News
      • Lamannia U32
        • Cannith Crafting
        • There are quests in U32?? (Slave lords)
        • U32 going live end of Aug or mid Sept
        • With U32, trapmaking will use new cannith essences versus the old lesser essences.
      • Monks in U33?  When? Everything getting fixed?  Handwraps now weapons instead of something ‘special?’ What else?
      • .
    • Forums
      • Balance Pass: Two Years Later.
      • DDO – Red-headed stepchild confirmed

Genesis Point

Last time, while we were roaming around in the battlefield we noticed a few buildings that we didn’t have time to investigate, so we decided to go back. On the way to Amrath we saw a couple of wolves playing ball. At least we thought they were playing ball but as we got closer we realized one was throwing red fireballs and the other seemed to be chasing them. It turned out to be Draculetta and Rent and they said they were practicing. Drac was practicing his aim and Rent was practicing his dodging ability. From the look of Rent’s scorched fur it seemed that Drac’s aim was pretty good but the fact that Rent was alive to talk about it proved that Rent did a darn good job dodging. We grabbed them both and took them into the battlefield with us. The first place we went was a called Genesis Point. When we got in there we ran into a guy who, I’m pretty sure though we were some other group because he quickly ran through a host of instructions and tasks we were to accomplish, we just went with it. What the heck, how bad could it be? It turns out that the place is an army base for the Devils. So, we released some prisoners, took out a few waves of soldiers consisting of devils, orthons, tieflings, trolls, and troglodytes. We roamed around in a maze which teleported us to another fight. Luckily we were able to open a portal and teleport ourselves back and finally we found a room that contained a grey pit fiend demon which we managed to kill pretty fast but his minions came in and swarmed around us. Lessah was barely able to get out of there with her life.

 

Loot –

 

Bastion of Power

Next we went to a fortress that everyone calls the Iron Maw. Last week we talked to a guy who told us that the Iron Maw had never been conquered even though the battle has raged on for eons. He said that there is a way in that no one has used in so many years it’s been forgotten and that “someone” could go in through there and then open the gate to the Demon Horde outside. That way the demons and the devils could duke it out, basically eradicating each other and then that same “someone” could just mop up the stragglers. That way no one, especially the devils, would know how the fall of the Iron Maw happened. I guess our collective name is “someone” because into the hole we went! Everything went pretty smoothly, even though Rent and Lessah tried to get themselves skewered a couple of times, but it would have been nice to know there was a little pit fiend and a marilith waiting for us in there. Sheesh! Not that it really mattered, we had a great time taking them all down. The Iron Maw has fallen!! Woohoo!

 

Loot –

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery Severlin:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • The return of “Get to know your Damsel!”  The DDO Producer’s edition!  (it’s ok to give sarcastic answers to these questions!)
      • True or False for Severlin:  
        • You ran away at a young age to join a traveling circus. (It does count if you considered it)  
        • You work for Turbine.  
        • You broke the cold spells.  
        • Severlin wrote the dialogue for the Severlin Boss that people were allowed to battle during the ten year anniversary event.  
        • You gave Sahba Jade Dev powers and that’s how she kills every mob in the quest and gets more XP.  
      • True or False for Cordovan:  
        • You first met Lessah at an in-game event that was organized by a player.  
        • You save all your Movember beard trimmings in a drawer after the event is over.  
        • You are going to give the Damsels DDO Points and some companions to give away for their 50th show.  
        • When you go to Gen Con, you park in another city in order to save additional parking fees.  
      • Two Truths and a Lie (about the game or yourself!)
        • Severlin
        • Cordovan
        • Lessah
          • I play nothing but Paladins, I am married to a Scottish Dwarf, I was an Army Medic for twenty years.  
        • Sahba Jade
          • I named some of my DDO characters after Star Wars characters; I used to spend university holidays in Europe and my favorite country is Scotland; I was a circus camp follower.
          • I play DDO with god-like powers, I have never failed a trap, I have the shortest characters in the game, and I like it that way.  
        • Mythery Inferno
          • I am the center of the universe, I use all of my mana within 30 seconds of entering a quest, I have found all of the prettiest robes in the game.
    • Mythery Says:  

What’s next? Truth or dare? 🙂

  • Ask Mythery!  
    • No questions for Myth!  

 

Thanks very much to Cordovan and Severlin for joining us!  Thank you for staying late!  DDO is a great game, Long May she Reign.  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Plea to the wonderful DDO Community!  I need an overlay.  Everyone has a cool overlay but me.  And watching YouTube How-To vids of overlays keeps putting me to sleep.  Please help teach a man to fish or maybe give me some fish!  (My very smart/ talented spouse can’t help me! I can say this, because he rarely listens to the show! He will never know I was talking good about him.)  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug  30, 11 PDT
    • Podcast – Aug 31, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 47, Sins of Attrition

The Damsels of DDO are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  We took a wrong turn and ended up in Amrath this time.  The dungeons where dark and the traps were numerous.  No wonder the devils invaded Stormreach, their home is littered with dead archons!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The show is also available this week via YouTube!

 

Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly, Why buy a game when you can Rent One, right?  That’s not their slogan.  

We are also sponsored by Loot Crate!  Loot crate is a unique, monthly box of awesome, if you get a loot crate through the Damsel’s Link, it helps support the show!  Because the show isn’t free, even though it should be!  Click the link on our Favorite Things Page at Damsels of DDO.com to find out more!  

 

Intro:   

  • And with that… welcome to the show!  The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, August 10th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 47th show.   

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • It’s about to get real…
      • We need to talk about Fantasy Realism.  Those quests last night had a ton of intricate metal-looking architecture.  I know bearded devils didn’t do that, they can barely hold a spear.  Who built that stuff?  Private contractors?  
    • Cool announcement!  Set your watches, etc
      • Special show/ special time next week with a special guest!  Mythery needs us to tweet her on the day to ensure she is up on time…it’s a very early show.  
    • My rumor…Sahba Jade hates her dog.  RIP Sam is always dying.  “Next time Babe.”  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade refuses to run the Shroud with Mythery and Lessah…
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Nope…been Pokewalking and playing Civ and YOU made me watch that show on Netflix.  So it’s your fault really.  
      • GenCon
      • While we were away, the DDO Chronicle turned 200
        • I heard on DDO Players we were getting free res cakes to celebrate – Chronicle200 coupon expires Aug 31.
      • Schedule change for the Damsels
    • Game News
      • Monk updated won’t be in U32
      • Weekly DDO world restarts each Wednesday, I think at 9 AM Eastern
      • Possible Cannith Crafting on Lamannia this week
    • Forums
      • How would you improved the new player experience?
      • Should we ban the pikers destiny to solo play only?
      • A social utility that’d be useful …
      • Real time or turn-based combat in a new DDO

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Stranger things
      • The worst part…it ended, I need Moarrrrr
      • How we started watching
        • Myth visited  – Food, Minecraft, Pandemic
        • Stranger Things
      • Does a person even need regular cable when they have Netflix?  I mean, between this and Voltron, I had a good summer!  Newflash!  There are four seasons of Shameless available on Netflix right now!  (And so is The Big Short!) You need to watch it!  
    • How to lose at Civilization V by Mythery Inferno and Lessah Ismorah:  
      • Step one: make a doughnut map
      • Step two: Declare war on the most dangerous character
      • Step three: die slowly
        • Repeat as necessary

 

Weapons Shipment

Arghhhhhh, so many of them. So so many.

Loot –

 

Sins of Attrition

Ramps, devils, orthons. Tieflings. Nuff said.

Loot –

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:  
      • She says all sorts of things, sometimes I remember to write them down!  
  • Ask Mythery!  
    • Tea, and it’s many forms!  
      • My tea vs your tea  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have no housekeeping but Mythery does?  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug  16, 11 PDT
    • Podcast – Aug 17, 3 PDT (Special Time)

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 46, Search and Rescue

The Damsels of DDO is a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week we went looking for a Jack Jibbers Blade and then went on a Search and Rescue.  They say a good deed is its own reward, but we’ll take the loot!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, July 13th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 46th show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I have a confession:  I am an idiot.  Ask me what I did this time…  
      • When you see the ^^^ symbol, you should do something about that. What is the deal, I’m capped!  (sowing the wrong seeds)
    • Mythery and Lessah, wayward Gnomish adventures.  
      • We need a clubhouse for our Gnomes.  It should be really small.  We found a bedroom in the drow optional last night that would work really well.  Blankets that are knitted in the shape of a web and a bed with a cool canopy!  Sign us up!  
    • Mythery is level 30 yet?  FLIIIIP!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade refuses to run the Shroud with Mythery and Lessah…
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Loads of ladies in my pugs.  
      • Lessah was on DDOcast
      • Drac is a lying liar who lies:
        • “I just made some of the strongest Cold Brew Iced Coffee ever…Holy crap…I’m going to be going for days.. All the caffeine belongs to me
        • Lessah’s idea for new segment involving draculetta, with a clever name for the segment, even 😛
      • Damsels Poll – is it funny if Lessah sends Sahba halfling slaying arrows?
      • Mythery is cranky.
      • Lessah is 100!
    • Game News
      • Turbine confirms layoffs (from gamesindustry.biz, among other places)
        • Move to free-to-play mobile development leads to cuts Turbine, the Boston studio best known for The Lord of the Rings Online, has confirmed it is cutting staff. “Turbine is transitioning into a free-to-play, mobile development studio, and as a result we are eliminating some positions,” parent company Warner Bros. told Kotaku. “The Lord of the Rings Online and Dungeons and Dragons online games will continue to operate as they do now. Re-focusing and reducing the studio size was a difficult decision for the company, and we are grateful to all of the Turbine staff for their considerable contributions.” Warner Bros. did not specify how many employees were let go. Turbine was last hit with layoffs in October 2014 as part of “strategic alignment.”
        • Cordovan post: We do appreciate folks’ concerns about the well-being of the team; know that the team has read them.  As with previous business-related decision-making like this, we really can’t comment on personnel changes. We would like to reiterate the part from yesterday’s statement that DDO will continue operating as it is now. We’d add that no changes have been made to our development plans.
        • Chatter on forums about ‘maintenance mode’ with
          • one funny interaction:
            • People have been saying that for five years, not the last year
            • Yeah, but when it finally does happen, those people are so going to win the internets for finally being right.  *High Five*
          • And “There is a lot of content after 10 years so we can keep playing even if there is no longer any development.”
      • Restarting servers July 14, from 8-10 EDT (lag; broken NPC pathing) – Lemmings?
    • Forums
      • A better way to play DDO
      • The Deep Gnome Iconic is a Win
      • Email/response to threads
      • Ep 45 – Mask of Deception

 

  • Before we start!  
    • The Americans
      • Great show on FX, four seasons deep, comes with Amazon Prime
    • Pokemon Go
      • Dangerous?  
      • I have not seen even one kid playing this game.  “How to kidnap a 28 year old”  candy van with epic pokemon on the side.  
        • I have issues with this game.  I have gone out walking every day.  I have been social, and spoke to people…even strangers.  I have done this all for free.  I am motivated to go out in the nature and it improves my mental health.  WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!  

 

Two Toed Tobias  – Legend Revisited

I’m not talking about this quest or explaining it. I’m sure I did that already in a past episode. If you haven’t heard it I think you should do that right after you finish listening to this one. I’ll even do you a favor and not say which one it is so you can have the joy of going through all of them to find it. We only went there for one thing!

 

Loot –

The Cursed Blade of Jack Jibbers

Death isn’t always the end.

Once per rest, and while dead, use this item to raise yourself as a Cursed Wraith, gaining Undead traits. After one minute, death will reclaim you.

Can only be used while dead.

 

Search and Rescue

This little girl runs up to us and she’s all freaked out. She starts talking about how she and her friends were checking out a tomb and her friends got lost. I was about to ask her where her mommy was when I realized she wasn’t a little girl at all, she was a gnome. We told her we would go look for her friends and jumped on a wagon headed towards the tomb. We were lucky one was going in that direction!

It was a very nice tomb, pretty big and lit by these fancy orbs along the sides. Which of course we couldn’t resist smashing. Two of the orbs (one at each end) were different and had a little knob to turn on them. When we turned them a hidden door in the center opened. This tomb was a lot larger than we thought. As we made our way through the place there were lots of skeletons, wheeps, and even quels to deal with. If we thought that was to be the worst of it we had another think coming to us. Lessah was going a little ahead of us, using the face finding method to locate the traps for us. We had cleared the first two sections of the tomb and were headed for what kind of looked like a throne room when we heard “help help….umm guys, get in here”. Sahba and I reached the end of the hall only to find a barrier in front of us with Lessah on the other side. Sahba managed to attract the attention of most of the bad guys, bringing them up to the barrier and away from Lessah, while I figured out a way to get in there. This little process happened at least two more times while we were in there. And big is an understatement! This tomb leads to a palace of sorts and from what I hear, one of those paths we were wandering around on leads out into the underdark. I didn’t see it but I think we were near it because we had a fight which ended with us having a locked chest that I couldn’t knock and supposedly there is a locked chest near the underdark exit. And there were many more things besides undead to kill in there. There were slaad of all colors, driders, harpies, scorpions, mephits, bats, umberhulks, lizards, and even kobolds! Amazing and so much fun! Oh, and we did find the lost people.

 

Loot – These items all have Heroic versions

Drow Priestess right chest

Red Dragon end chest

 

Epic swim in the lava!  Was so scared, it was like being in ice!  

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:  
      • Twitter hates me.  
      • My Tweets are weird.  
  • Ask Mythery!  
    • How is your…?  Is it magical?  
      • I had a mango Kombucha and it was great!  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I have no housekeeping but Mythery does?  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please. OK OK fine! I did some work. It was tough but I got through it and I did it for our fans! Both of them!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 26, 11 PDT –
    • Podcast – July 27, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Sahba Jade’s Twitch

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 45, Mask of Deception

The Damsels of DDO is a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week we tried to roleplay our characters pretending to be agents of evil, and enrolled in a spy academy for bad guys!  Things didn’t quite go as planned after that.  Remind us to stop letting Mythery call the quest and difficulty via Twitter! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, June 29th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 45th show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • The road to epic completionist!  By the next time we play, I will be level 22-3 I am hoping!   Headed to the Arcane Sphere so Myth doesn’t think it will feel lonely!   
    • Mythery is a paladin!  
      • Myth and I are shroud flagging on the Gnomes.  We are Gnomes away from home!    
    • This just in, Sahba Jade plans on hazing Draculetta in Eveningstar!  Let’s make a day of it!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
    • Game News
      • Crystal Cove time! June 30-July 10.
      • DDO Market and DDO on Steam huge deals through July 4.
      • Update 31 patch 3 (Jun 21)
        • Fixed enhancement causing decreased game performance
        • Bigby’s Pointing Fingers and PRR/MRR potions in DDO Store
        • 50 mail limit per character and my ‘expired’ mail with that bag should now get deleted – yeah
        • Cordovan explains why Quicken is for hipsters in our latest Friday After Noon! Click here to watch it on YouTube!
        • No Worries has your first look at Update 32 loot! Click here for more!
    • Forums
      • Things that I wish were in the store but aren’t
      • With Uber random loot, is it even worth running Crystal Cove anymore?
    • Windows 10
    • New tablet
    • Doughnut rant

 

  • Before we start!  
    • 🙁  PSA.  I have nothing to put here for the moment, I’m standing still with Dr. Who, and I have cancelled my cable, pay channels.  So instead, let’s so rewatch!  Starting with these web series!  
    • Kombucha
      • This is happening?  
    • Why I’m mad at Turbine
      • You know, like most modern relationships, DDO no longer does phone support…it’s just too hard to talk to people in a forum that isn’t text-based.  

Mask of Deception  

So we are supposed to go somewhere and do something to someone because apparently there is a new cult in town. As if there aren’t enough cults in Stormreach, they have started to spread over to Eveningstar. As usual, when we are in a quest that we haven’t done before, we slowly go everywhere and check out everything….NOT. We get in there and Sahba and Lessah start talking about how they have masks to put on and I’m like, what in the family show are these doody heads talking about? So they tell me I have one in my inventory because EVERYONE gets on in their inventory. So, I start to look for mine and the next thing I know I’m standing there all alone because they had run off and left me. We ran through this quest like our butts were on fire. I had fun anyway, there are some traps that are fun to run through and it was pretty good XP considering it didn’t take long to finish. I do think that we should probably do it like it is meant to be done sometime. Oh, and about those masks, I guess the first two people get one in their inventory and then there is a chest with four more masks for the rest of the group. A chest we would have seen if we had taken time to look I imagine.

 

Loot –

 

A Study in Sable

Hmm…..what can I say about this? I can say that we now know who to give what to as far as those weirdo guests in the manor. I can say that we managed to kill everything, including the bully on the roof, without too too much trouble. I can say that this quest needs another shrine in it. And finally, holy cats what’s with that Lord Sable!?!?!? Geeze! Can’t say we didn’t try. I think we are going to do it on hard just so we can actually finish the thing and get a little satisfaction in killing that that grrr vampire! Unfortunately we won’t get the thing.

 

Loot

There is a greatsword called the Hunter’s Slayer, BTC on equip, and the thing otherwise known as the Golem’s Heart – unbound, blue augment, ML28, 2% chance on being hit for 20d6 healing to you and 50d6 Electric damage to nearby enemies.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:  
    • Mythery Thought: How do they know what I’m thinking? They don’t. It’s the computer! I see it typing now. Stop that! Stop! Why doesn’t my delete button work? Oh no, don’t think about that…nice…think of something boring. Baseball baseball I’m closing this document right now! Stupid thin….
  • Ask Mythery!  
    • Let’s play a game!  
      • Which character are you in…
        • Dr. Who (can be any!  Companion, Dr., bad guy etc)  
        • “The Guild”?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I really do try to get the show out in a timely manner, but sometimes things work against me!  
  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – July 12, 11 PDT –
    • Podcast – July 13, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah”s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 44, Through a Mirror Darkly

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Damsels went to prison again!  Shadowfell is the new black!  Listen to find out how we fared in Through a Mirror Darkly.  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, June 15th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 44th show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I ran a H…R…with Z…
    • I still love my ranger.  I will spend one more Epic TR as a ranger.  I can’t help myself!  
    • Mythery changed destiny!  
      • Myth and I ran…stuff.  We pugged!  We did raids!  Lots of them!  Gnomes are level 16 and counting!  
    • Sahba Jade gets more XP than everyone else.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Every single day.  So many people have no idea who I am.  It’s sad.  
      • Drac doesn’t know where Bette Midler’s house is located.
    • Game News
      • DDO Store update –
        • now in the in-game store (instead of going to myaccount.turbine.com)
          • Upgrade accounts
          • Change subscriptions
          • Add time to accounts using game cards
        • Some problems
          • May experience issues with paypal, besides 24-72 hours for tokens to be updated via paypal – existing subscriptions only
          • Vip points – some users may not receive their monthly stipend (is this a stipend, if we pay vip??) and you may receive points on a different date (they will still be monthly)
          • A couple others – check the release notes
      • Update 31 patch 2 (Jun 8)
        • New MM – drow in Von3 not counting yet
        • Fixed deep gnome past life to give illusion DC instead of enchantment dc
        • Fixed stacking issued that may have caused lag
    • Forums
      • Stormcleave outpost – legendary raid
      • What 18/20 cores need revision (of enhancements that have been updated)
    • Community
      • High Lords of Malkier epic Demon Queen teaching raid – saturday  – sarlona
    • Email

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  When where who? 
    • Outlander
      • RANT.  
        • Questions:  Is this author homophobic?  
        • There seems to be this huge disconnect and focus on rape culture.  Is that the point of this story?  Is that the past sucks for women and people are awful to each other?  

Through a Mirror Darkly  

Oriphaun Huntsilver says that he heard that some Netherese have a Nether Scroll and he wants us to go take it from them. Sahba and Lessah were all….hmm…I don’t know…I don’t wanna…and various other whiney things. In truth, they were just big chickens. They knew that if we went over to Oldstone Hall (which is where the dudes with the scroll were supposed to be) that we would have to spend a lot of time looking in the mirror. That place is famous for having these thinnies in the mirrors and bad guys wanting to hide things like to go there and hide stuff behind the mirrors. Makes perfect sense to me and I don’t have a problem with mirrors. Seriously, how are you going to see which pretty robe to wear if you don’t have a mirror or which pretty robe looks the best? And if you have to look behind a few to find something hidden there…well, so be it! Anyway, we went and let me tell you, this place is crawling with bad guys hiding things! We went back and forth, in front and behind the mirrors many many times. I think we pretty much found everything hidden in the place, more than just a Nether Scroll anyway. It was easy and a lot of fun! I want to do it again sometime.

 

Loot – piles ‘o loot!

 

 

This wasn’t bad, in fact, it wasn’t painful at all.  

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:  Sahba needs to be the halfling in our Gnome party so we can make fun of her for being tall.  
    • Mythery Thought: I found all of the pretty robes in the game. Now what? I know! Complain that there aren’t any pretty shoes.
  • In a special Ask Mythery!  
    • What do you do when you run out of SP?  
      • Patricks Mythery Spell:    

 

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – All of my housekeeping will now be given to the maid.   P.S. Fix the cold spells please.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 28, 11 PDT – Epics, maybe
    • Podcast – June 29, 11 PDT

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 43, Wolfpack Shroud

This show dedicated to the loving memory of deceased Game of Thrones Direwolves: Summer, Shaggy Dog, Lady, and Grey Wind  

 

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The much awaited Wolf Pack Shroud happened!  We came, we saw, we did both of those things!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, June 1st, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 43rd show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Did you guys know we have an i***** *****w?  
    • The Epic Completionist trek continues!  Lessah is level 22 and a ranger.  I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH!  
    • Mythery Inferno Completionist, how close are you to 30?
      • Mythery ran VON 5-6 on her Gnome!  Does this mean we can play to whatever level she is?  
    • I heard a rumor about Sahba Jade that she is a Dev and that’s why her characters do so well. (She plays in god-mode.)  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Tweet about pugging to Sahba Jade, I was apparently soloing Sorrowdusk Island slayer.  And not pugging.  (Sahba Jade has spies everywhere watching me!)  
        • So much pugging, I joined them, I ran them, it was all happening.  It’s so easy as long as I know where to go!  
    • Game News
      • No more phone support
      • Producer’s letter
    • Forums
      • Best Quest?  Best Raid?
        • What in your opinion is the BEST “Dungeons and Dragons” quest in DDO? Not the best XP or best loot or easiest or hardest…but the best designed, best story, best D&Desque quest in DDO? And state why.
      • The woes of a chest blesser
    • Community
      • High Lords of Malkier celebrating making 200 with a day of games and prizes – sunday, jun 5 – sarlona
      • Munchkin Summer Games starts Jun 3 (goes for 10 Fridays) on Khyber
    • Email

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  
      • Season 8 Easter eggs
        • The Day of the Doctor
          • Love letter to the fans.  Take note other shows.  
          • *I’m going to be the king!*  
    • Outlander
      • So this is about history and not sex?  I did not see that plot twist coming.  Why are you reading the books then?  
      • The take-away…you can’t change the past, HG Wells figured that out ages ago.  You can only change the future.  

 

The Shroud

We got our three wolfy friends cuz apparently we only have three friends and decided to run the Shroud!

Part 1, called the challenge of the waning moons, is where we take out all of the portals before the monsters and portal keeper can over run us. Everything went smoothly ie. no portal keepers.

Part 2, called the challenge of the new moons, is where we teleport into a maze and kill all of the trash before we take on the 4 bosses located in the center. We got the orc, fire, orthon, and knoll. I  don’t know about the rest of them since I was on fire but let me tell you, creeping cold does an awesome job on fire!!

Part 3, called the challenge of the waxing moons, is where we teleport into a locked room that has a lights on/out puzzle to solve which opens the door. This needs to be done in a timely manner because the killer wall will appear and begin to travel around and around. We smashed it and didn’t even see that bad ‘ol wall. Yay! Right before going in to part four there is a skeleton that will buy things from you if your backpack is too full and will repair your equipment if you have managed to get yourself killed so many times that you are naked. He charges a premium for his services so you might want to consider how badly you need repairs.

Part 4, called the challenge of the full moon, is where we first meet Harry. Harry has fire balls, the delayed blast kind I think and meteor swarm and he is not afraid to use them. Poor Renty went down in the first round and in the second round…well….let’s just say when I looked around there was only me, Lessah, and Dash. I managed to hang in there for two more rounds and then Lessah and Dash had to bring it home on their own. I think it took about four more rounds but they did it!! We cheered like crazy!

Part 5, called the challenge of the lost moon, is where Harry has a lot more hit points than when we last met and also the awful blades. First we take out the 4 bosses again and then tackle Harry. There are little pools in the 4 corners that will give back hit points and mana for a short time but it takes so long to get mana back that way we didn’t spend much time doing that, even though Lessah and Dash were the only ones that got to shrine in the last part. This went much better than part four, Harry went down pretty quickly and we barely had any blades come out. After completion four portal come up along the walls and each one will take you to a different part of the quest, so any chest you may have missed you can go back for. We did. All in all it was lots of fun and I, for one, want to do it again! Soon I hope!

 

Loot

So, now you have gathered whatever you need to make your greensteel blank from doing the keying quests, here is where you get the ingredients to make your blank into something awesome. If you plan to make items to wear you will need to cleanse everything after the first one or it will make you sick. The cleansing stone will be an end reward choice on each 20th trip through the raid. If you are making swords, you can use two at once without cleansing to one of them.

Part 1/2- Shards of power, small energy cells, and small ingredients. These items are used for  Tier one effects and are crafted by using the Altar of Invasion.

Part 3- Shards of great power, medium energy cells (possibly depleted), and medium ingredients. Depleted medium energy cells can be powered by combining them with a weapon with a listed value of +6 or higher in the Altar of Subjugation. This is also the altar used to add tier two effects.

Part 4/5- Shards of supreme power, high energy cells (possibly depleted), and large ingredients. Depleted high energy cells can be powered by combining them with a weapon with a listed value of +8 or higher in the Altar of Devastation. For some reason this doesn’t work with Thaumaturgy weapons. This is also the altar used to add tier three effects.

Wolfpack Shroud was one of the more fun things we have done with our wolves.  The come from behind win was the best part for me, and stepping on the puzzle with four paws instead of two feet was highly entertaining.  (And the most challenging!)  I really want to keep going and see where this wolf-stuffl leads!  

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   Firewall is a cantrip.  (In where I now make things up about Mythery!)  This means she can cast it as many times as she wants with no cost of mana!  We will petition the devs to make this so!  
      • Myth:  Why am I last?   Me:  Because you are the prettiest.  Myth:  Oh.  Ok.  
      • Me: When Mythery Cries the World Cries with her.  Myth:  That’s why it rains so much.  
      • Mythery is an uncaring master.  
    • Mythery Thought: Why did my warlock have all of the pretty robes?
  • In a special Ask Mythery!  
    • The Damsels use their influence to get a special spell named after Mythery!  
      • Lessah’s pitch:  The Mythery Bomb – Kills every mob in your line of sight that isn’t a red named instantly, and uses all of the mana in your bar.  (for balance) You are not allowed to cast spells for the next five minutes, even after shrining.  
      • Sahba Jade’s Pitch:  Mythery’s Moonbeam
      • Myth’s Pitch:  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – All your kills STILL are belong to me.   
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – June 14, 11 PDT – Epics, maybe
    • Podcast – June 15, 11 PDT

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah”s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 42, Epic Wheloon Prison

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The Damsels went to prison, Wheloon Prison that is.  The Shadar-kai didn’t know what hit em!  Mythery has a good rant about the price of good-looking clothing in the DDO Store, and Sahba Jade gives her thoughts on the potential crafting changes.  Thanks so much for listening!                            

 

  

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, May 18th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 42nd show.   Welcome!
    • I have a gift, cause reasons!  Come find me in the Harbor..I’ll say what server later in the show if you can’t figure it out, and open a trade window with meh!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • THANK YOU SAHBA JADE!  
      • You know when you want to run a quest and you want a special weapon, and you just can’t get it, so you decide to make it and then when you go to make it, only you aren’t high enough crafting level to get it 100% and you don’t want to take chances on making the thing, because you only have one of some special ingredient… Only to find out that the special ingredient isn’t even in your bank anymore, and maybe it never was?  And so, you go begging to your buddies for that one THING via text messages, and then you go into the quest where it sometimes drops, only to have the person you were begging log on and try to it give to you..  I mean, we have all been there, right?   
    • The Epic Completionist trek continues!  The next time you see Lessah, she will be a ranger!  Look for my LFM and keep up!  
    • Mythery Inferno COmpletionist…I heard a rumor about a FS…
    • Sahba is a Gnome?!  
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • So so much.  Even pugged House P Partycrashers and still didn’t get the shard I wanted.  Boooooo.  Next life!  
    • Lessah on DDOCast talking about consumables??
    • Game News
      • Update 31
        • Quests
        • Items
      • Downtime 7-12 EDT Thursday, May 19 – U31P1
      • Flash Sales
      • Cannith Crafting changes
    • Forums
      • EH A Small Problem has a Big Problem
      • Lag
    • Community
      • High Lords of Malkier are hosting a Defiler of the Just teaching raid on Saturday – Sarlona
      • Munchkin Summer Games starts Jun 3 (goes for 10 Fridays) on Khyber
    • Monster Manuals
      • 2250 mysterious remnants
      • For player races, only one not maxed out on slayers is …
      • Why are there no drow in the MM? Only dwarf, elf, halfling, human, warforged as player races.
      • XP needs updating?  A couple of examples:
        • Character – 1750 bats for 8000 xp (cumulative)?
      • It’d be nice if we could see what types of whatever monster we haven’t slain.  For instance, I have 37 of 45 warforged types slain.  No clue what the other 8 are.  I’ve maxed out my slayer.
      • Last volume (VI) came out with update 28 – The Devil’s Gambit.  We want more.
        • Why are there no drow in the MM? Only dwarf, elf, halfling, human, warforged as player races.
        • No Drider? No purple worm?
      • Monster Manual Known Issues forum thread – NoWorries wrote, on 5/16, the devs haven’t been able to keep the MM up-to-date with the last couple of updates due to tight schedules.  Hopefully, they will be caught up with the next update, and maybe grab a few more of the older issues as well.
    • Felicia Day

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  
      • Season 8 Easter eggs
        • A scarf is a stupid idea.  
        • We will talk about Dr. Who as Sahba and Myth get caught up because I am almost done.  Season 8, Episode 8.  
        • I want to watch the Day of the Doctor.  
    • Outlander  (brace yourselves kids, I am going to rant!)  
      • So… riddle me this, Claire is preggers, when she goes back to the 40’s.  She isn’t really showing much.  But there are more books after the one they are currently doing?  Why?  Jaime is cute and all, but I like the shag the new guy.  Where is the new blood?  
        • This is a romance novel..it should be a hot-guy parade!  Instead, I get Jaime in nice clothes, Jaime with no shirt on for two seconds, and the occasional odd naked lady alongside a pregnant Claire…also not much action is going on behind closed doors, even though half the scenes are in a brothel.  Honestly, I’m getting more of a girl-porn buzz while watching Vikings.  Please tell me how this went from Semi-Supernatural romance novel to historical, political snooze-fest?  
        • What if…someone from this time period ended up going back.  I think we might get burned at the stake immediately!  

 

Wheloon Prison

 

Friends in Low Places

I am pretty much always up for something pretty and new to wear but I I have seriously been looking for a “pretty” new robe for at least the last six months, maybe more. Someone told me that there was a lady living over in Wheloon that makes some very pretty robes and I wanted to go check it out. I talked Lessah and Sahba into going with me and no I didn’t say it was for robe shopping (Sahba never would have come). So, I’m poking around town looking for this shop and I hear Lessah and Sahba arguing about something. I heard Lessah say something like “talk to all of them!!” and Sahba was arguing “I don’t want to talk to all of them. Just tell me who…” Naturally, I went over to see what was going on even though I knew it wouldn’t lead me to a pretty new robe.

Apparently there was something going on in the prison and one of them had managed to get us involved in straightening out the problem. The first thing we were supposed to do was go in and help some innocent people. We go in and I have to say….I’m really confused. I mean, I’ve never been to a prison before but my understanding is that the criminals are locked up in little cells, in a building, away from the “innocent” people. From what I am seeing, it seems like they just took a few neighborhoods and put a big wall around them and then shoved all of the bad guys in. So are we going in to save some people who didn’t move out fast enough? Or what? I sure hope the robe lady doesn’t live in here or I will have to pass on the robe shopping in Wheloon. We did find some people who needed saving in some drainage culverts. Honestly, why are they always in the most stinky place in the area? My shoes are ruined. Again.

 

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Accuracy IX, Natural Armor +9, Resistance +9, Wizardry IX, Bluff +19, Diplomacy +19, Haggle +19, Intimidate +19, Listen +19, Search +19, Spellcraft +19, Spot +19

A Lesson in Deception

OK, so our next task is to find out who the BMOC that thinks he can organize all of the little gangs (including stragglers) into one big gang. I have a suggestion, put these guys in a big building with tiny cells and this would be a much harder thing for the bad guy to do! Oh well. We end up in the warehouse district and after a bit we start hearing someone talking to us. Sort of just a voice on the air. And the voice is basically giving us instructions. I guess it’s true, on the inside they really do just want to get caught. We have to hurry to find them though because if we don’t the guy plans to begin killing off prisoners. That was a terrible thing since we had to make the decision not to help people on the way there that really needed our help. Getting caught is not all they will get when we find them.

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Acid VI, Frost VI, Flaming VI, Shock VI, Poison VI, Axiomatic V, Anarchic V, Shrieking V,Solar IV, Eldritch IV, Holy IV, Improved Banishing, Improved Vorpal, Sundering VIII, Magma

 

Army of Shadow

The Netherese have a recruiting center, see little cells. I’m telling you, little cells. The place is huge and we went through the entire place. We destroyed their altars, played with a mimic, and in the end we killed General Marthir. While we may have put a large dent in their plans, this isn’t the end of it. We plan to come back and finish them off once and for all.

Loot

End Rewards

ERandom Effect: Armor Bonus +11, Acid Resistance +45, Cold Resistance +45, Fire Resistance +45, Electric Resistance +45, Sonic Resistance +45, Fortification +120%, Strength +9, Dexterity +9, Constitution +9

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says:   My Zen Garden is a firewall.  
    • Mythery Thought: I need to think about this.
    • I need pretty shoes that can stand up to the sewer system.
  • Ask Mythery
    • The perfect color scheme for a robe?  
    • Mythery Robe Rant.  
      • They know when they have a good product!  (DDO Store!)  

 

Housekeeping!

  • The raid is coming!  Do your crafting, get your weapons, don’t neglect your puppies!  This is happening!  
    • Lessah, Myth, Sahba, Rent?, Draculetta?, Narc, Patrick, Chai
  • Mythery – All your kills are belong to me.   
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 31, 11 PDT – Woflpack Shroud Time!
    • Podcast – June 1, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

Lessah@ddococktailhour.com

sahbajade@gmail.com

Mythery2014@gmail.com  

 

Or just creep on us!  

@Lessah

@Mythery1

@SahbaJade

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Damsels of DDO Episode 41, Epic Slayer

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This week, the Damsels went for some fun and easy experience this week with a few Epic Slayer zones.  Fun times were had by all!  Never forget your slayer pot kids, it’s worth it.  Thanks so much for listening!                            

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, May4th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 41st show.   Welcome!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Should I give up on my dreams?  
    • Been thinking about DDO on a budget lately.  In these tough economic times, maybe pay as you go is better.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried.  You have to get the good groups fast and pay attention!  
    • Forums
      • New spells
        • Are there spells you would never choose?
        • Spells that could use updating?
        • Something you’d like to see?
        • Do you swap spells?
        • Do you use summons?
      • Lag?
      • Convert epic levels to class levels?
    • Community
      • DDO Character Planner has been updated: http://www.rjcyberware.com/DDO/DDOCharGen.html
      • DDOcaSplat! On the DDOstream?
      • High Lords of Malkier are hosting a Master Artificer and Lord of Blades teaching raids on Saturday; Sarlona.  
    • Cannith Crafting – Update 32 (typical disclaimers about unforeseen things that could delay it apply)
    • Update 31: Gnomework on Lamannia and is going live soon!

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Dr. Who.  
      • I’m in Season 8!  What are we going to do once I’m caught up?  
        • End of Season 7, THe Crimson Horror, anything with Madame Vastra and Strax in it is gold.  Great dynamic!  
        • Episode 7, a Nightmare in Silver.  When is it a good idea to take children time traveling?  
          • The Chess Game seemed a bit awkward, the doctor acting schizophrenic, the best part of the episode was the “do you think I’m pretty” test.   
        • Episode 8, The Name of the Doctor, let’s talk about the awkwardness when River realizes Doctor hasn’t told his pretty companion about his wife…
        • Season 8 is where I stopped halfway through the next Doctor who is Scottish and can complain about things. I don’t hate him like I thought I would.   
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  I have soooooo many notes!  
      • I explain a plot badly:  Woman from the 40’s goes back to the past and gets a husband upgrade.    
        • Sahba Jade watching Outlander, what?  

 

Epic Slayer!

 

The Ruins of Thunderholme

First we did the ruins of Thunderholme. For full XP you need to be between levels 20 and 33 and since you can only be up to level 30, that’s weird. There are two raids here, Fire on Thunder Peak and Temple of the Deathwyrm. Flagging for these raids is done in the slayer area by destroying Dagan the Death Knight and slaying the Cult of the Emissary, namely Sarva Bellistrae. After flagging you will be able to teleport to the raid entrance but I read that if you are going to the raid and have someone in your party that is already flagged who teleports directly to the raid the red named needed for flagging will not spawn. So if you plan to flag someone on the way there…The chest will be there so don’t think that is an indication the red named is around. We did pretty much the whole place. We skipped Sarva and her pals and the forge area, but I ended up getting around 80-90k. What about you guys?

 

Loot

There is some named loot that drops from the rares. All are ML 27 and BTC on equip:

Thunder Forged Loot using the Magma Forge – Briefly, weapons and armor can be crafted and upgraded by combining a variety of crafting ingredients. Base weapons are created by combining Commendations of Valor and Thunder Forged Dwarven Ingots and then can be upgraded to tiers 1, 2, and 3 (1 upgrade per tier) by using crafting ingredients obtained by doing the raids. Weapons start at ML 22 and increase by 2 per tier.  Armor is crafted by combining Commendations of Valor with Shadow Dragon Scales (ML 26) and can be upgraded using more Shadow Dragon Scales (ML 28).

Raid crafting ingredients:

 

The Orchard

I’m not sure how much XP I got out there because I was in the middle of getting my 3000 but I think Lessah and Sahba hit a goal so it was all good. We didn’t stay out there very long because they are a couple of babies that wanted to go to bed, like sleep is important or something. But! There is loot to talk about out here. Some very interesting loot I might add. So I went to look it up because I like to be accurate and … Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is soooooooooooooo much of it!!!! OK, all of it is ML 27 and can be taken to the Fountain of Necrotic Might combined with 120 epic tapestries and will open an augment slot. The primary can be yellow, blue, or red and the secondary can be green, orange, or purple (orange and purple are for weapons and shields only).

 

Loot

 

The Mark of Death

Improved Harm 3 Charges (Recharged/Day:3), Intimidate +25, Resistance +12, Incite +45, Vitality +40,Insightful Sheltering +5

Lesser Heighten 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Wisdom +11, Intelligence +11, Charisma +11, Deific Focus II

Turn the Page 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Litany of the Dead II – Ability Bonus, Taint of Evil, Litany of the Dead II – Combat Bonus, Light of Dawn

Lesser Maximize 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Combustion +150, Efficient Metamagic – Enlarge II, Spell Lore XVII

Improved Quelling Strikes, Fortification +150, Protection +10, Fire Absorption 10%, Light Absorption 10%

Knife Shot, Maximum Charge Tier: V, Spike Guard, Rune Arm Imbue: Knife Shot VI, Impulse +150, Kinetic Lore XII,Spiked

Use Magical Device +5, Scorching Sun, Deadly XI, Greater Dispelling Guard, Extra Smites

Armor Bonus +8, Sheltering +30, Smoke Screen, Immunity to Fear, Healing Amplification: +60 Competence Bonus

Concentration -50, Ranged Speed XV, Stealth Strike, Insightful Sneak Attack Bonus +4, Doubleshot 8%

 

Desecrated Temple of Vol (epic)

+8 Enhancement Bonus, Riposte VII, Guardbreaking, Speed XV

Resistance +11, Speed XV, Vertigo +12, Stunning +12, Shatter +12, Greater Heroism

+11 Enhancement Bonus, Nightshield 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1), Insightful Spell Save +1, Elemental Resistance +30 , Inherent Elemental Resistance – 10, Insightful Will Save +2, Insightful Fortitude Save +2,Unbreakable Adamancy

Intimidate +20, Shatter +12, Insightful Will Save +2, Immunity to Fear, Strength +11, Tendon Slice 6%,Unbreakable Adamancy

Arcane Casting Dexterity, Blurry, Intelligence +11, Magical Efficiency 10%

Taint of Evil, Fearsome, Blood Rage, Manslayer, Vitality +40, Intimidate +20

Intimidate +20, Shatter +12, Insightful Will Save +2, Immunity to Fear, Strength +11, Tendon Slice 8%, Combat Mastery +5, Insightful Strength +4, Unbreakable Adamancy

Flesh Maker’s Laboratory (epic)  

Deathblock VII, Constitution +11, Concentration +20, Resistance +11, Dodge +11%, Greater Regeneration

+11 Enhancement Bonus, Nightshield 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1), Insightful Spell Save +1, Elemental Resistance +30 , Inherent Elemental Resistance – 10, Insightful Will Save +2, Insightful Fortitude Save +2,Unbreakable Adamancy

Seeker +10, Seeker +2, Ghostly, Use Magical Device +5, Dexterity +11

Fortification +150, Vitality +40, Insightful Fortitude Save +2, Sheltering +24, Unbreakable Adamancy

Proof Against Disease +8, Proof Against Poison +8, Immunity to Fear, Blindness Immunity, Whirlwind Ward

Fortification +150, Vitality +45, Insightful Fortitude Save +2, Sheltering +30, Insightful Constitution +3, Unbreakable Adamancy

+8 Enhancement Bonus, Sheltering +24, Natural Armor +10, Spearblock VII

Ghosts of Perdition (epic)  

Superior Fire Resistance, Fire Shield (Cold), Fire Shield (Cold) Miss-Guard, Freezing Ice

Dexterity +11, Riposte IX, Ghostly, Deadly X, Speed XIV, Feather Falling

Absorb Doomsphere Spells – 8 Charges (Recharged/Day: 8), Deathblock VII, Intelligence +11, Wizardry X, Spell Save +1

Move Silently +20, Hide +20, Spot +20, Insightful Reflex Save +2, Assassination +2

+11 Enhancement Bonus, Nightshield 1 Charges (Recharged/Day:1), Insightful Constitution +3, Persuasion,Haste Guard, Exceptional Fortification (50%), Greater Nimbleness

Shadow Walk 3 Charges (Recharged/Day:3), Move Silently +20, Hide +20, Spot +20, Insightful Reflex Save +2,Assassination +4, Doublestrike 9%

+8 Enhancement Bonus, Constitution +10, Dexterity +10, Protection +10

Inferno of the Damned (epic)

Charisma +11, Resonance +144, Perform +20, Soundproof, Roar, Sheltering +24

True Seeing, Diplomacy +20, Intercession Ward, Bluff +20, Illusion Save +6, Enchantment Save +6, Wisdom +11

Constitution +11, Fire Resistance +40 , Combustion +144, Spellcraft +20

Sacred, Hallowed, Insightful Faith, Devotion +144, Deathblock VII, Unbreakable Adamancy

Sacred, Hallowed, Insightful Faith, Devotion +144, Deathblock VII, Silver Flame, Unbreakable Adamancy

+8 Enhancement Bonus, Doublestrike 6%, Combat Mastery +5, Resistance +10, Hardened Spike

 

This was fun, fast, easy xp with a slayer pot!  

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   What? I was bored.  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
    • How much mana do those fireballs set you back?  Think of the children Myth!  

 

Housekeeping!

  • Reminder that there is still room in the raid for you on Argonnessen!  All you have to do is contact one of us, make a wolf, and get shroud flagged! We have at least 3 open slots, maybe 4.  
    • Lessah, Myth, Sahba, Rent?, Draculetta?, Narc, Patrick, Chai
    • How are we planning to take down portals as wolves?  
  • Mythery – I will not cast fireball, I will not cast fireball, I will not cast fireball.  
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 17, 11 PDT – epics and Wheloon Prison
    • Podcast – May 18, 11 PDT
  • Wolfpack Shroud raid on May 31, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Then catch us on:  Lessah”s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

Sahba Jade’s Twitch

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 40, Wolfpack Invasion

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The wolfpack is back and we are Shroud Flagged!  That’s right!  Get your collars on and your pet license out, because this is happening!  Find out how you can come with us!   Thanks so much for listening!                            

 

  

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Shroud Raid, May 24th on the Argonnessen Server!  

Want to come on the Shroud Raid with the Damsels?  You can do this in three easy steps!  

  1. Email or Tweet Lessah or Sahba Jade to say you want a spot in the Shroud Raid on Argonnessen, May 24th 11PDT (That’s really Wednesday 2am Eastern!)
  2. Make a Druid/ Wolf on the Argonnessen Server.  You can be up to level 19, but you must be willing to play in wolf form!
  3. Shroud Flag and show up to the Raid!

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, April 20th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 40th show.   Welcome!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • Thanks for one of the funnest nights of DDO in ages!  Go back and watch it!  
    • So…. an uncomfortable conversation with Mythery and Sahba  
  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried?  
    • Forums
      • Three changes I’d make if I owned DDO
      • Casters and ranged toons (sic) are the reason the game is dead
      • Kensai changes
      • U31 named loot
    • Community
      • Minor update to YourDDO.
      • DDO Gamer: A DDO Classic Server
      • DDO Players: Drac rolled a Ranger that will only do Wilderness Areas
    • Comparing DDO and Guild Wars 2 graphics

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Did not watch Dr. Who.  Watched Orphan Black instead.  
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  I have soooooo many notes!  
      • I explain a plot badly:  Woman from the 40’s goes back to the past and gets a husband upgrade.    
        • Wouldn’t it be great if more women who went missing were really hooking up with hot guys?  

 

Shroud flagging done!

First we had to finish keying by completing Sleeping Dust. Easy peasy. Not much to say about this. We killed spiders until we read the first book so we didn’t get the spider chest but we killed enough ogres so we got 2 chests at the end.

I will say that we rocked Sleeping Dust.  I have seen that quest go very poorly, and people have it in their heads that you can’t get it done without a caster you can Finger the Ogres, but that just isn’t true, and we proved it.  If anything, we need to thank DDO for staying versatile enough to reward out of the box problem solving.  

Loot:

Locust Husk, Chipmunk Funk, Shavarath Stone of Strategy

A New Invasion

Umm….what to say what to say. OK, it started out just fine. Stay to the right, stay to the right, stay to the right. Jump in  hole, ahhhhhhhhhhh really big fight, really really big fight. Jump in another hole, really big fight. I see a theme. At least two funny things happened, Have you noticed that most of the funny stuff revolves around Draculetta? So, that happened. Then, we jump in another hole. Mind you, we haven’t seen a shrine since the one at the front door, and as we are falling someone says “Hey, this is the end fight.”

This was the greatest quest we never succeeded at!  I highly recommend this as a classic dungeon crawl for you and your friends if you have never been there and have little to no experience with Amaranth.  It can be conquered if you are willing to take your time and do things the way D&D gods intended it.  

 

Loot

 

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)
    • Mythery Says:   It’s the other East!  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery

Housekeeping!

  • What ever happened to that Fan Service thing on Sunday?  
  • Mythery – Counsel Lessah
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 3, 11 PDT – epics
    • Podcast – May 4, 11 PDT
  • Wolfpack Shroud raid on May 24, 11 PDT

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Then catch us on:  Lessah”s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  

Sahba Jade’s Twitch

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 39, Gnomes Gone Wild!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  What’s that you say?  The Damsels have become Gnomes and have upset the natural order of small/ medium/ large, to slightly smaller, more medium, and extra large?  It’s not just a rumor, it’s true!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 6th, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 39th show.   Welcome everyone!  Welcome Entimix!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Wizenman says:  You are all dirty noobs!  Show me your nooooobs!  
      • How long have you been playing DDO?  
    • Sahba Jade tried to kill Lessah in a trap or three.  
    • So we played Gnomes…
      • Myth’s Gnome is ridiculous-ly powerful.  
      • Lessah’s Gnome is great!   
        • With my hat and sensible heels, I am practically a halfling!  
      • Sahba Jade Gnome is not the top of the kill count…yet.  
        • Build?  
      • New Streamer stood me up.  I woke up early for nothing.  First Shoemaker has a baby and leaves me and now this!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • No.  I tried?  
    • Forums
      • New to DDO – asking why WF paladins aren’t popular
      • Lag, lag, lag
    • Event
      • Turn in for anniversary event is Apr 17
      • High Lords are at it again – Legendary Shroud teaching raid on Sarlona, Sat, Apr 9, at 9 PM EDT
      • Halfling Summer Games will now be the Munchkin Summer Games
    • DDO Bonus Days – 20% heroic and epic xp, 5% VIP xp – Thursday- Sunday – tr now with your otto’s boxes (for the VIP xp)
      • What will you quest to get that extra xp?
    • DDO Cast did another guild wars

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  Season 6 & 7 romp, Matt Smith continues!  
      • The Witch in the Well.  “I’m giving you a face. Look at my face.”  Only the Doctor can see a romance in two monsters trapped on either sides of a rift.  
        • Did not watch more Dr. Who because I was watching Enterprise.  They just met the Ferengi and it’s everything I hoped it would be!  
          • Sahba Jade has the lobes for business!  
      • Shadowhunters – Looks like season two will start about even with the second book.  I really like the show so far, even with modest plot changes.    
    • Outlander!!!!!!  Starting saturday.  

 

House K Quests and more!

First, a side note, our new mom, Myuniska, just let us run amok! Especially that Gnomercyjade girl. New mom needs to take the advanced cat herding class asap! Well, at least before she comes back.

 

OK, we went to House K and did the Ruined Halls, the Lair of Summoning, the Chamber of Insanity, and the Forgotten Caverns. What we learned while we were in these quest, besides the fact that they were really really easy for us and went as smoothly as possible, was that our barbarian is a miss priss who is afraid that she will break a nail if she swings her axe. So, being the good and kind Warlock that I am I threw fireballs at everything so she wouldn’t die or get any monster goop on her new clothes and what did she do? Complained. Yep, that’s right folks, no good deed goes unpunished. That’s OK, I kept helping anyway.

Next, we went to House D and did the depth quests. The Depths of Despair, the Depths of Darkness, the Depths of Doom, and the Depths of Discord. These quests were also incredibly easy which just gave us ample amounts of time to pick on each other (see, cat herding classes) where little miss Gnomercyjade suggested that Myuniska might consider getting a nose job and trying to do something about being so tall.

Finally, we ran Tangleroot until everyone was too tired to pick on each other and then we went to bed.

 

Loot

Out of the 12 quests we did (18 when Tangleroot is done) the Tangleroot Gorge chain is the only chain with named loot. There are 21 named items that have a possibility of dropping as an end reward.

 

 

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   You have no idea what you are talking about.  
      • Re: Someone said Mythery was just going to have to suck it up and play earlier.  
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
    • Is Warlock the new Sorc?  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I might be leaving town this weekend!  No promises on anything at all.  Ever.  
  • Proposition for a future show for Myth and Sahba, bring your sister to work day!  
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 19, 11 PDT – Wolves, finishing up shroud flagging
    • Podcast – Apr 20, 11 PDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 38, Wolves in the Vale of Twilight

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  HOWL! All wolves gathered up this week for a jaunt through the Vale of Twilight.  Many chew toys were had by all.  Longest run of Coalescence Chamber?  Says who?!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016 at 11:00 PDT. This is our 38th show.   Welcome everyone!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Sahba Jade met the infamous Narc.  
      • He had no sound!  Boooooo!  I will be asking him back for the next Wolfish Meet-up!  
    • Wolf Pack update!  Where is the love?   
      • I have not played my wolf enough.  But seriously…I still need so many things on Lessah, I don’t have time for it all!  
      • Questing the Sahba Jadeway, Step One: VON 3.  Step 2: Spies in the House, Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2.  The end.    
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Is Rent still on his Epic Elite pugging fest?  
    • In an unrelated topic, I came out of the closet last night and now it might end my marriage!  (Picard vs Janeway!)  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
        • Uhhhhhhh.  No.  Game crushing lag!  That’s it!  
    • Damsels fail at DDOCast?
    • Forums
      • Lag, lag, and more lag
      • Beautiful game
      • DDO Gamer – what do you call a bunch of gnomes?
      • Overdue for some new Forgotten Realms content – if you had a choice, where would you like to see new content?
    • Event
      • High Lords will host a Reaver’s Fate and Fall of Truth teaching raids on Sat, Mar 26, 9pm EDT
      • Easter Hide & Seek and Trivia – Sarlona Harbor – Sun, Mar 27, 5pm EDT – Gingerspyce
        • One hour hide & seek
        • Followed by an hour or so of all new trivia questions for 2016
        • Lots of big loots and special prizes – oh, and fun

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  Season 6 & 7 romp, Matt Smith continues!  
      • Dr Who (Matt Smith specifically) is great with children!  I went back over the episodes where he has to help or work with kids.  And he’s amazing with kids.  
        • Stormagedon for example.  Even baby River Song.  He speaks baby!  (This bow tie is cool)
        • The kids from the Christmas special.  
      • The Asylum of the Daleks, I guess Clara the Dalek passed the companion litmus test.  That ep itself was cool episode because of a room full of Daleks chanting Dr. Who.  If you
      • The ANgels take Manhattin was fantastic and also very sad…Amy and Rory… but he had to go so he could be Rip Hunter on Legends of Tomorrow, right?  
      • Season 7, Episode 8, Cold War, Frank on a Russian submarine.  I will never get tired of this line: “Sir, American aggression gets more intolerable by the day.”  It’s just as true now as it was in the 80’s.  
        • And now I MUST tell a “War Story”  I rarely do this, in order to hear my Army stories, you have to wait a while and know me, but here goes this one for the live-stream only!  Bosnia and Red Dawn.  
      • The Magicians.  IS SO GOOD!  OMG!  Syfy actually made a show that doesn’t suck!  I mean wut?  Love wins!  Penny is my favorite character.  So manly!  
      • Rupaul’s drag race..I tweet it and I’m not sorry.  #TeamKimchi
      • Shadowhunters – I have four little words…

 

Ow ow owwwwwwwooooooo! Wolf pack went back to the Vale!!

We met up with a few of our wolfy friends, Rent-y, Drac-y, and the quiet one or is it the late one or maybe the sleepy one? At any rate is was Big Daddy! We had already done Running with the Devil’s and Ritual Sacrifice so off went doggie paddling to the Coalescence Chamber, we are soooo cute! I always wondered why dogs and cats chase their tails and now I can say from experience that I still have no idea, except that it is just plain and simple, fun! Anyway, we went into Coal Chamber… oh wait, before we started we decided that it would be much easier if one person would take all of the heat for us. Kind of a little wolfy shield of sorts, so we voted and decided it should be Drac! Myth, shh…you aren’t supposed to… What? I wasn’t supposed to tell that part? Oops…umm…well uh you can just edit that part out. So what do I say? OK, before we started Drac volunteered throw himself in front of any danger that might arise while we were in there. He is SO brave! Unfortunately, that strategy resulted in his demise on a fairly regular basis. But his heroic sacrifice meant that things went pretty smoothly for the rest of us. Maybe we should get him some snausages or something.

Loot

Stone of Victory

Green Briar Twigs or Chipmunk Funk

 

Rainbow in the Dark

It is really dark in here! Fortunately, Drac volunteered to carry a light for us. He is really very helpful in a quest. We did find out that he didn’t know Roy G. Biv but we introduced him so he got to learn something. How nice. 🙂

Loot

Stone of Foresight

Green Briar Twigs or Glistening Pebble

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   I have issues.  
      • Myth was having sound problems and instead of helping her, Sahba and I both started singing the same song to her, which when you think about it, is helping in a therapeutic way.  But she got mad!  Lols
    • Mythery Thought:
    • My mouse doesn’t work with the iPad
  • Ask Mythery
    • What is your favorite multi-class combination for a Sorcerer?  You must pick one!  

 

Housekeeping!

  • I really want to play with my fan servicers, but we took over DDO Cast this last weekend, and this weekend, I am also too busy 🙁  I’ll try for next weekend, hopefully life will slow down a bit by then!  
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 5, 11 PDT – Gnomes
    • Podcast – Apr 6, 11 PDT

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Damsels of DDO Episode 37, The Riddle

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, Lessah somehow tricked the group into doing everything SHE wanted to do, and the Stormreach Olympic Commission is still deciding if Sahba Jade took performance enhancing drugs in order to grow several feet and change classes.  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday, March 8th, 2016 at 11:00 PST. This is our 37th show.   Welcome everyone!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • Who wants to do Caught in the Web? Eh? Eh?  I need 3 Hero Commendations…  
      • Let’s count the ways in which I am a failure… War Wizards hate me and so do the Purple Dragon Knights.  
    • Epic Completionist.  
      • Sahba Jade surprised me!  
        • Alice in Wonderland.  She ate the cake to grow bigger.
      • Crystal Cove,
        • Five minute heal pot works great!  The last upgrade sucked the worst.  Also, I made two of these…
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Heroic Elite XP will come to you as long as you are not more than five level above the quest!  
        • Rent?  
    • Rumor about Sahba Jade… she took performance enhancing drugs in order to grow the size of an Amazon.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?   
    • Crafting disjunction is Back!!
    • DDO Sales
      • Points?  Who bought some?
      • What’d you buy from the great anniversary sales?
    • Anniversary gift – what’d you pick?
      • S/S/S items
    • Anniversary party – what’d you pick?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  
      • !!!!  
    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Silent Brothers explained
        • The Grey Book

 

Celebrate celebrate! Dance to the music…

The first thing we did was a quick little run through the happy birthday ddo challenge. I think we did it because Lessah wanted some broccoli but then she didn’t get any so I’m not really sure. Our run really was quick so we didn’t stop and smell any roses or talk to any party guests but if you do, you will find that the guests are full of jokes and quotes from players and devs from the days of yore. Why is it called yore? Anyway, we killed Steelstar and his little dog too, string table error. We killed Cordovan (which I kind of felt bad about since he’s a pretty nice guy), Severlin and his skellie minions, and Vargouille. Now their are a couple of interesting things about Vargouille. the first being, he lives in the bathroom. An odd choice but hey, I’m not going to judge. The second is that Vargouille is a vargouille, which seems to be a big head with wings and from what I understand is a new monster in the game. So weird but very very cool. The final boss is the Dark Overlord, which is who Jeets turns into, who by the way is in love with Malicia. Poor Morah. We got 5 party favors and I’m getting a couple of cookies. I love having confetti poofing out of my body! Now that’s a fashion statement!

Loot

http://ddowiki.com/page/10th_Anniversary

The Riddle

So, what had happened was, Sahba fell into a hole and then Lessah went in to look for her and I followed Lessah cuz that’s what I do. Then once we all got in there Sahba said she thought she heard that some wizard called Barthand, one of the war wizards actually, had fallen into this hole and never came back out and the rumor was that if you could solve a riddle then you could find him and release him. But this was just a rumor and not a fact by any stretch of the imagination. Anyway, as we came around a bend we saw three maidens standing in a circle chanting something. As we got closer we heard something like … “One falls in and two others follow. How many will there be to escape this hollow?” It could have been something else but I’m pretty sure that was it. Then all of a sudden they all turned into crones and we killed them right away. So really, does it matter what they were saying? We continue to run around killing everything we see and going into every cubby (and there are a lot of dead end cubbies in here) when we run into a door. Now, Sahba start talking to this door, which I thought was a little odd until I found out that it wanted a password, then it made complete sense but we didn’t know the password. So Sahba says that maybe that wizard back by the fire where we killed the crones knows it. So we went back to ask him. Low and behold it was Barthand standing there the whole time. I think he must have had a spell on him cuz once we talked to him and he told us the password he took off out of that place like the Flash was chasing him. There were more crones to kill and a bunch of vine horrors but basically that was it.

Loot

Nothing, nada, zero, zilch, the big goose egg, glass alllllll the way empty, nuttin honey, linty pockets,

Impossible Demands

This was just to top off Lessah’s Purple Dragon Knight favor (and she’s still 2 short….2!). We just went in, killed her and left. If you really want to hear us talk about this quest and loot listen to episode 18.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   I cannot speak on command
    • Mythery Thought:
  • Ask Mythery
      • But Outlander tho….  

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Housekeeping!

  • We are going to be busy alllll weekend.  🙁  No can tell
  • Mythery – Shhhhh
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 22, 11 PST – Wolfpack doing Shroud flagging and/or Shroud
    • Podcast – Mar 23, 11 PST

 

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 36, A Study in Sable

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  Welcome to a very special show!   Tonight we have an amazing special guest joining us!  Cordovan, the DDO Community manager gets taken to task about why the Damsels aren’t more famous!  The nerve!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Saturday, February 27th, 2016 at 7:30 PST. This is our 36th show.  (Even though I said 37!)  
  • And tonight we welcome Cordovan!  Didn’t think you’d ever make it!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • I have added Don’t Drink the Water to my list of quests I’m willing to ransack.  We did it on Epic Elite.  And lived to tell the tale.  
    • Epic Completionist.  
      • remember that time I said I was going to surprise Sahba Jade?  It didn’t go so well.  
        • Fighter!!!!  
        • Challenges, ty Cordovan for making another 50% ingredients weekend.  I made 2 suits of Epic Mourloude FP  
          • For all the good it did me…  
          • Also, I need the five minute heal pot  
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Get PDK favor for some inexplicable reason.  
        • Secret Squirrel operation that Sahba Jade will shake her head at.  (HE)
    • Technical 13 is the Bob Ross of DDO.  He gives things away most Tuesday Mornings.  Set your alarm or listen to him at work!  8am EST
    • Rumor about Sahba Jade… She facepalms every time Myth and Lessah say something that embarasses her.  It’s a wonder she can even see to play the game.  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – Sahbajade STILL makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?  
        • Pugging, have you ever noticed how Pugging VON 5 is like Cruising at a rest stop in the 50’s?  No names, no talking, all business.  
        • The Sahba Jade guide to pugging….  this could be big!  
    • Which are these, rumors, news or lies:
      • Sahba is in the doghouse 🙁
      • Lessah cruises DDO RAIDS as a guy
      • Sahba Jade asks, “Lay on Hands Please” hehehehe
      • Mythery is an owlbear hunter
      • Cordovan is a troll
      • Lessah has already bought DDO points during the double bonus point special.
      • Sahba refuses to use shownotes.
      • Mythery was spotted in front of a mirror, trying on owlbear fur cloaks.
      • Lessah is no longer a Paladin
      • According to Mythery, revenge IS sweet, as she blew up Lessah in Made to Order
    • Forums and Misc
      • Vote for DDO – best online fantasy game – DDO #1 in poll
      • Should there be more metrics (damage taken, damage dealt, hp healed, etc) in the game?  Does it matter?
      • How difficult is it to moderate the forums

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Whooooooooooo!  
    • Thanks Cordovan for sending me the Dr Who video!  
    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Silent Brothers explained
        • The Grey Book
    • OMG loved the opening scene – She says, That was amazing. He says, 50 shades of amazing? She says, Pon farr amazing. !!!! LOL

 

A Study in Sable

Winnie Harker, Ebermund Harker

Loot

Golem’s HeartBlue AugmentUnbound – End chest (Epic Elite only)

  • ML28: 2% chance on being hit for 20d6 healing to you and 50d6 Electric damage to nearby enemies.

Hunter’s SlayerGreat SwordBound to Character on Equip – End chest

 

 

I don’t like this quest… you need a guide.  Usually we can figure things out, but we bit off more than we could chew.  

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   “Do you ever wonder that someday you’ll just be running along and fall in a hole because FF’s not real?  
      • Sahba:  Myth, can you dot him?  
      • Myth:  Firewall is a DOT.  
    • Mythery Thought: These slaves are getting annoying and REALLY why are they saving? How much will can they have with those collars on and all?  
  • Ask Cordovan!  Where we take Cordovan to task with important burning questions!  
    • Are you aware that there are way too many owl bear skin rugs in the Sable Mansion?  
      • As a side note, have you fixed Owl Bear PRR yet?  
    • Kobold Education, We can’t get rid of them, so why not make them smarter and force some Democracy on them?  
    • Ravenloft next module, coming out around Halloween?
    • Where were you when you first heard of Mythery Inferno?  
    • When will you get some more fabulous outfits to sell in the DDO Store?  
      • Are the Devs purposefully making robes that look awful so that we will buy cosmetic gear?  Mythery has 20 robes in her bank looking for one to glamor and they just aren’t pretty enough!!
      • Mythery has a dozen Invisible Stalkers following her, can you confirm?  Sometimes they bite.
    • When are cold spells going to be fixed?
    • Will the cold spells be fixed soon?
    • How long do we have to wait for the cold spells to be fixed?
    • If the cold spells were fixed I wouldn’t have to ask anymore.
    • Is it true that Turbine has trademarked the word ‘soon?’

 

Housekeeping!

  • Fanservice Experiment , I must apologize because last Sunday I was still working on challenge gear and asked the grp to postpone.  They enabled me, so we will try again this weekend!  
    • Ummm, errr, can we NOT do it this week?  I made plans, forgetting about Fanservice.  How about next time a week from Sunday?
    • Great – but that makes you in TWO doghouses :P.  
  • Mythery – I have no business.  
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 8, 11 PST
    • Podcast – Mar 9, 11 PST

 

THANK YOU CORDOVAN!!!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 35, Eveningstar Challenges

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  What could be better than three straight shows of challenges?  That’s right!  NOTHING!  The Damsels went to Eveningstar to round out their jaunt through the challenge gauntlet and much XP was had by all!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   Thank you once again to the AMAZING Bonnie Bew for making this tribute to our Assassin, Sahba Jade! 

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday February 17th, 2016 at 11:00 PST. This is our 35th show.  We have a great show today with some great announcements!  

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Sahba corrects and Myth sleeps:

    • I can literally give tours of Partycrashers now.  In fact I did!  Rent and Myth came with me and learned that you can get a ridiculous amount of loot from there!  
    • Epic Completionist. I am 400k past level 23.  Both Mythery and Rent were trotting off to level and I was like, “let’s do this.” What am I waiting for?! Also, I keep falling down and can’t get back up.  
      • Also I will Wow you with a freakish past life on the next go around.  (I’ll leave that as a surprise!)
      • How to get XP without really trying, by Mythery Inferno.  
        • Run challenges with Lessah
        • Have XP pot running at all times
        • Sneak online with Rent.  
    • I watched Shoemaker do DDO WIki talk after the fact, but he gives away things on his show, so I think it’s worth getting up for.  Tuesday mornings.  Also I don’t think Titan sleeps at all.  CM is still my go-to for Tuesday afternoon goodness.  
    • Rumors about Sahba Jade!  She is going to be on DDO Players!  

 

  • Rumors, News, and Lies
    • First up, a lie – sahbajade makes Lessah pug
      • Speaking of pugging, did Lessah pug?  
        • Pugging therapy!  I pugged a raid!  I got so much XP I capped at 22, so I had to take 23 for the show.  I am thinking about pugging with a new character!  
          • Update, I did this and I might have inadvertently made someone playing a female character uncomfortable.  I was playing a guy and not using mic, he was playing a girl not using mic.  Things got weird.  
            • “I have to go and do some dishes before my wife gets home”  Which in all fairness could mean a married same sex couple but they def wanted me to know they were unavailable.  
        • I’ve done this.  Started a new character and only pugged.  Some levels are easier than others.
    • News – We are going to have a special damsels’ night, with special guest Cordovan – Feb 26, special time probably around 7:30 or 8, depending on when Myth has finished feeding her hubs. No no no, seriously I have a photo session. I’ll be there when I’m done with it.
      • It’s 10th anniversary event day-long stream with Cordovan this day.
    • Rumors – Lessah wears combat boots
    • W(Sahba Jade can fit into the average suitcase)
    • Forums
      • Vote for DDO – best online fantasy game
      • Multiclass characters – do either of you play them?
        • Is M/C better than Pure; Pure better than M/C; same?
      • Hope Cannith Crafting Won’t Invalidate Random Loot – thoughts?

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who

Coming soon

    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Werewolves…
        • As a connoisseur of werewolves, I can say, I hate these guys.  
      • How much do you love Magnus Bane?  I love him thiiiiiiiiissss much!  

 

…apparently we just can’t get enough…

We are finished!! All the challenges all the time. First we fought a fancy drider. He thought he was the king of driders or something. I’m pretty sure this is Lessah’s fault because she was in there fawning all over him while he stood above us promising to kill us if his minions couldn’t accomplish the goal. Of course it didn’t go down like that and we had to kill him. I know this made Lessah die just a little inside. She was sad, mourned, and got over it so we could go on to kill a dragon. Easy come, easy go. Killing a dragon is ALWAYS fun!!! It was even fun for me and everything in there was either immune to fire or fire resistant. It was OK, we killed a dragon! All of this took place by entering a portal in the Eveningstar cavern, by the way.

Next we went over near the lady that does the epic training and found another couple of doorways that led to distant someplacings. The first door led us to a large field where there was what appeared to be the ruins of a small building and a couple of broken ballistas. The sun was just coming up and there were two purple dragon knights and a wizard hanging out. We ended up repairing the ballistas and guarding all three of those nerds. I think the wizard was doing some sort of ritual or something. It was easy enough and we just fought off a few wood wodes, bears, and wolves. The other door went to the same place from what I could tell, only the sun was setting and there was a different wizard there. This time we mostly fought wolves, some of which were of the ‘were’ variety. Still, a pretty simple task.

Finally, we bounced on over to the entrance to the King’s Forest where a couple of posts live that have windows that lead into a forest of their own. In these forests it is the trees that need protection, not the people. It’s fine, the Dryad’s are kind of annoying but I like the trees. We saved them from zombies, necromancers, and a few priestesses. A good time was had by all.

All of these challenges gave excellent XP and lots of ingredients! Now, what should we make? Items come in levels 16, 20, and 24. There are Cormyrian melee weapons, throwing weapons, crossbows, bows, robes, armors, shields, and a War Wizards staff. They come with randomly generated enchantments and there are “literally” a bizillion (because this is a real number) different combinations so I won’t be going into that. There are also some named things:

 

  • cloak of the bear – sheltering, protection, combat mastery, and incite
  • cloak of the wolf – exceptional seeker, dodge, attack bonus, and diversion
  • cloak of the dragon – spellcasting implement, potency, spell focus, and stealth strike
  • Everything is bound to character.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (theme song by the amazing Bonniebew!)

 

    • Mythery Says:   
      • Ahhhhhhhhh!  
      • I’m already laying down on the couch
    • Mythery Thought: If Lessah destroys one more robe, she is going to get it!  
  • Ask Mythery:  
    • I saw you playing an Artificer in the Red Eye group.  How is that compared to the phenomenal cosmic power and itty bitty living space of a sorcerer?   

 

Housekeeping!

  • Fanservice Experiment will continue this Sunday.  Last time we did some character specific stuff and it didn’t go so well.  I’m thinking we need to stick to things that are way under level!  Or at least realistically appropriate.  Shair has died like three times and Count was counting soul stones.     
  • Mythery – I like the game.  The game is fun.  I will play the game.  
  • When is Next time?  Special night, special time!  
    • Twitch – Feb 26, 7:30 or 8 PST, ???
    • Podcast – Feb 27, 7:30 or 8 PST

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Damsels of DDO Episode 34, Even More Challenges!

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  This time around, the Damsels headed back to House Cannith to finish up the challenges and Lessah taught Mythery all about Dr. Rushmore’s mansion.  Much XP was had by all!  Thanks so much for listening!  

 

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday February 2nd, 2016 at 11:00 PST. This is our 34th show.  
    • After many runs of Cabal in House Phiarlin, I have upgraded two things!  
      • Brawnpits Spirits (very cool, has green augment slot and 20% insight bonus to threat) and Big Top Hat
    • Pugging… not really.  I’m using halflings hirelings, I figure going halfway is better than not going.  
      • Question…do you use VC when you pug?
    • What happens when you are stuck home on a Friday night after your other plans fall through?  You get sucked into the DDO Cast!  

 

  • Rumors and News
    • Did Lessah pug?  Girl gamers – does harassment still go on??
    • 2016 Player’s Council
    • DDO Winter Games – how’s it going?
    • Forums
      • R.I.P. Heroic Raids???

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who
      • Not on Netflix anymore? It’s gone from all my lists. I can keep watching on Amazon, but at a cost.  I’m not sure I have that in me.  Spoiler free!  
      • Shadowhunters!!!!
        • Parabatai
          • Like marriage but only for the underage and platonic!  
            • Official oath and a life bond, after age 19, no dice.  
        • A lesson in Vampires and Faeries!  
          • Vampires – gold standard, undead, no sunlight, can feel when sire dies, buried in the ground ala True Blood… yada yada
            • Grave site dirt text messaging?  
          • Faeries – Half Demon/ Half Angel.  (Everyone sleeps with everyone when it comes to Downworlders!) Can’t lie, that’s why they answer questions with questions.  So basically faeries are like high-priced lawyers.  They deliver what you want at a very high price and usually with an ironic stinger.  

 

…and if our life isn’t challenging enough…
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So, first we went to the beach and played with some kobolds and some undead dudes and THEN Lessah said, “Come over to this mansion and I’ll give you a tour. No, really, it’ll be great! Get over here!” So we go into this mansion and there are many bedrooms, and other rooms, and sweeping staircases. And we are running around in a frenzy grabbing crests and shoving them into doors. All the while a loud voice is announcing that we have X amounts of minutes to kill someone… I think. Eventually we enter a room in what are obviously the “projects” (why there are projects inside of a mansion I don’t know) and Lessah tells me this is where Dr. Rushmore lives! Here is what I want to know, why does Dr. Rushmore live in the most rundown part of his own mansion???

MISC

  • All Things Mythery:   (What do you think of your new theme song?! Thanks BonnieBew for Beweing up the song and making it crazy awesome!)  

 

    • Mythery Says:   I have enough voices in my head.  
      • Me: “Now you know more about Dr. Rushmore’s mansion.  Where are we?
      • Myth: “A bedroom.”  
      • Sahba: “Myth, you should go repair.”  
      • Myth: “Ok.” (doesn’t move) “Almost done…”
    • Mythery Thought: Why can’t I see this invisible dog?
  • Ask Mythery:  
    • Would you ever consider going Air and Water Savant instead of Fire and Acid?  

Housekeeping!

  • Fanservice Experiment will continue this Sunday.  I am ready to accept other guildies, but right now I only dedicate two nights a month to the guild.  That might increase once I forgive Turbine for forsaking me and I can craft again.    
  • Mythery – I will do all the work all the time.  Cause I’m Mythery and that’s what I do.  
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Feb 16, 11 PST, continue with challenges
    • Podcast – Feb 17, 11 PST

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Damsels of DDO Episode 33, Cannith Challenges

The Damsels of DDO are a group of girl gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online.  The girls challenged themselves this week, literally, as they headed to House Cannith for some fast and dirty xp!  Kobold still hates you!  Kobold Remember Waterworks!  Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Wednesday January 20th, 2016 at 11:00 PST. This is our 33rd show.
    • Who else has the Kobold Sounds app downloaded?
    • News for Sahba Jade!  I read the forums.
  • Rumors and News
    • Festivult – Did you turn in your coins?
    • Did Lessah pug?
    • Does your wrist vibrate?  If not, ask Lessah how you can get your wrist to vibrate like hers does.
    • 2016 Player’s Council
    • DDO Winter Games – start Thursday after server restart
    • Producer’s Letter – Severlin
      • Year in Review
        • 4 raids, 11 quests, 3 monster manuals
        • Rogue and Ranger updates
        • Warlock
        • The Night Revels
        • “A greatly improved random loot system”
        • LG
        • Level cap of 30, new legendary and epic destiny feats
      • Going to be about quarterly instead of yearly from now on
      • Next quarter
        • 10th Anniversary
          • End of Feb
          • Gifts, prizes, events, surprises
          • Free multi-character-level dungeon that will be a tongue-in-cheek story featuring some of DDO’s most popular and enduring characters and NPCs.
          • Defeat some ‘devs’ in battle***
        • Update 30
          • Gnome race
          • Deep gnome iconic
          • Updated Cannith Crafting that will tie in with the new loot-gen system
        • Bug zapper to get rid of some things they’ve been hearing about

 

  • Before we start!  
    • Doctor Who
      • No Dr. Who.  Sad face, F minus minus!
    • Heroes Reborn cancelled whaaaat?  Really?  I guess they were stillborn.  🙁
    • Shadowhunters!!!!
      • Spoiler free!
        • Casting is fantastic!
        • A lesson in Warlocks…(and Mundanes defined)
          • ½ demon, sterile, diff things

 

Life’s little challenges (my mind is a strange and scary place lol)

 

I was trying to write this little story and I was a few sentences in when I looked at it and noticed I was rhyming. For some reason I had some Dr. Seuss rolling around in my head and it didn’t want to leave so I just gave in to it. Sorry.

When things are running smoothly and the loot gen is weird,

the robes are dull and boring and your best cape was speared.

Or your hireling won’t heal you and would rather fight instead,

which drew too much agro and now you are dead.

You need to add a little challenge to your life.

Just hop the nearest airship and head to House C.

That’s where you can just run amok and go on a spree.

A host of little doorways which lead to pocket places abound.

Skirting the edges is where they are found.

A little challenge just might calm the strife

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Entering these pockets may be dangerous and scary,

you could fall on your head and roll on your belly.

Landing on a beach is a possibility,

but a walk on the wild side is a test for agility.

And hey, I’m sure the challenges got a bunch of likes.

OK, now that that’s out of my system, we did the one with the thing and the kobolds and the one with the kobolds and that other thing. We also did two or three that had dragons and snakes ladies. Oh! And we did one with kobolds and the stuff and a big ass crystal. When they were over we got stars and stuff. Not to be confused with the stuff in the challenge and as for the stars, I think someone swiped mine cuz they weren’t in my backpack. Apparently, you can trade the stuff for loot. I like loot so I guess all is right with the world.

MISC

 

  • All Things Mythery:   

 

    • Mythery Says:  “I like tomatoes.”
    • Mythery Says: “Letting the foreman die should NOT be a problem.”
    • Mythery Thought: “Please stand over there so I can ignore your hezrou.”
  • Ask Mythery:
    • Favorite style and color of random drop robe?
    • Least favorite?

Housekeeping!

  • Fanservice Experiment I am having fun!  Will continue in two weeks cause reasons!
  • Don’t expect editing miracles.  I have a very busy few days ahead of me.  All work, no play! Makes Lessah cranky.  Literally.
  • Mythery – someday my prince will come.  And he will be very upset at the shoddy way all of you have treated me!
  • The Adventures of Sahba Jade!  What’s Next?
  • When is Next time?
    • Twitch – Feb 2, 11 PST, continue with challenges
    • Podcast – Feb 3, 11 PST

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