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Damsels of DDO Episode 101, Damselcon

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Welcome to the first ever Damselcon! The Damsels are all on the same internet connection this week. Hopefully, things don’t get weird…er. Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com Christmas is coming so this would be a good time to do it if you haven’t yet! Both of these places are great for gifts, especially for the nerd who has everything or the one you don’t know what to get something for.

 

Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, November 24th at 11pm Pacific time. This is our 101st show! Welcome to Damselcon!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Time and space might be folding in on itself right now. The Damsels are all under the same roof.
      • Activities include: Eating too much turkey, driving through Chick-fil-a too many times in one day, and watching the Great British Baking Show…off? Also stealing cats might be an impromptu activity and most recently a shockingly brutal board game.
    • Reaper babies, 5K Every other day!
      • This is not working very well right now, but enough of that, let’s talk about how Sahba’s gnome never made is past level 7.
    • What we learned at Damselcon:
      • Lessah: I learned that Mythery will let you take over her kitchen.
        •  I also learned that Mythery’s cat doesn’t belong to her it belongs to me. And I don’t like cats. This cat is not a friendly cat. It’s an asshole. Therefore it’s mine!
        •  I learned Sahba gets a discount or free stuff all over the place. I learned she doesn’t like to park next to other cars.
      • Myth: Lessah can cook stuff!
      • Sahba: You get more named items in the Baba Hut raid on Hard than on Reaper 1.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper Babies??    

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper Babies??
  • Shroudapalooza Extra Life (DDO SSG Players Drive) – $2381
  • DDO Bonus Days – Ottos’s Boxes are backStanding Stone Games – Your Game Is Dying Because You Are Killing It!
  • Forums
    • Question(s) of the show – Best item from the event?

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!

 

    • Dr. Who
      • (Still haven’t seen this episode so no spoilers please <G>)
      • Still enjoying Dr. Who very much. It’s one of the few shows hubs will watch with me.
      • The Good Place
      • I had reservations about watching this because I thought it would be boring. It’s not. It’s forking great.
      • For future reference, the way to sell something to me is by saying “it’s the female version of the teacher from AP Bio”
        • I made it all the way to end of season 2.
      • I can’t believe you thought I would recommend a boring show to you to watch. I’m insulted.
    • Confessions of an Anime Addict.
      • Berserk
        • The terribly violent anime I never knew I wanted to watch. The anti hero Guts is right up my alley. The animation is….awkward.

 

DamselCon

 

  • Other games

 

  • 7DTD
    • Alpha 17
  • Subnautica
    • When is Sahba going to beat this game…again?
  • Tom Clancy’s Division
    • I might have to go home early so I can play properly.
      • I made a video of one of the conversations the player gets to have with Aaron Keener. It encompasses who he is at his core and if he’s not part of the Division II, I’ll be disappointed.

 

All things Mythery!

    • When can I expect delivery of my cat?

 

Housekeeping!

  • Our 100th show was great, Mythery, please post all the things!
  • Mythery – Do all the things. Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Dec 89Nov 10 , 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Dec 9Nov 11, 2am EDT

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 100, Happy 100th!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who have been talking about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online for 100 episodes now! Congrats guys! Ride along with us as we talk about memory lane as well as some fun trivia about the Damsels and stick around because we are giving away DDO Points! Fun times! Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  Really? How did that happen?

 

Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, November 11th 2AM Eastern. This is our 100th show!

 

Pay attention to your twitch stream messages because a sneaky rogue might message you with some DDO Points. Honestly, I have no idea what she’s doing, it’s not my department!

 

We have a few (a lot) clip to get through tonight and stick around for some DDO Points we are giving away continuously throughout the show. Here is the first one from Draculetta over at DDOPlayers News!

 

Let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start!

      • How did the Damsels meet?
          • Thank you Rent2Pwn for introducing the damsels! Speaking of Rent2Pwn! He sent us over a congrats, let’s hear it!
            • Why is the show called “Damsels of DDO”?
        • Why do we Stream and cast so late?
      • Guests we’ve had on the show!
        • Many! Linnabell, Cordovan, Draculetta, Pineleaf Needles, Evennote, Patrick, Rent, Evennote, Grim, Mari, Bonnie Bew, Bachlagore, Zazo, NoBob – others that joined our raids
      • Fun FACTS:
        • We have hosted DDO Cast 3 times when Patrick was away. Extra DDO Points are up for grabs right now for the person who types the right answer first in chat!
          • Hey Myth! Remember that time I tried to trade out Post Apocalyptic Life partners with you and you said no and got all affronted? I have a clip of it!

 

  • Mythery Says is a real spontaneous thing. Mythery never knows what she will say one moment to the next.

 

        • Lessah and Mythery created a world, wrote a book, and are currently in the process of trying to publish it. Many thanks to erotic Orc-based fan fiction!
      • Individual fun facts!
        • Lessah Ismorah- At Gencon and other gaming related stuff, I never go by my real name. I answer to “Lessah” 100% of the time. it’s just easier.
          • Lessah made up her name as a pun in order to impress Clankenbeard, he had a character named “Blue Healer”
            • Was this during the ritual ‘dating’ period?
            • Lessah’s man character always has white hair because 12 years ago it was ironic and funny, 12 years later… am no longer laughing.
        • Sahba Jade – Named her main character and many of her alts after characters from the Star Wars book series.
        • Mythery Inferno – I knew that people will call you by whatever amounts to the first 3 or 4 letters of your name so all of my characters are named something that I don’t mind being called by if shortened. And I just thought adding ery to myth sounded pretty.
    • Some of our favorite things!
      • Commercial
        • Lessah – OG commercial
        • Mythery – Fashion Palace
          • Sahba –
      • The Damsels didn’t happen by itself. Many thanks to all of the listeners and people who have stayed up late or gotten up early to participate in the twitch stream over the last 100 episodes!
      • Favorite Stream clip
        • Sahba – Rent, trying to get back up after dropping down in A New Invasion, as a wolf
        • Myth – Wolfpack Shroud (I know there was one point where we had all of us wolves and then we all had pets out. It was massive! We were so cute.)
        • My Favorite Stream Clip is actually on YouTube already. But it was when I successfully navigated the spike trap in Three Barrel Cove Epic Quest, Prove your Worth. I will post with the shownotes!
      • Favorite Podcast clip
        • Sahba – I’m done Subnautica
          • I HAVE SO MANY! I streamed them together in a segment I am calling, “all those times Sahba Jade trolled me!
          • Special thanks to:
      • Clankenbeard – CEO and day laborer, art department, IRL, Clankenbeard is Lessah’s extremely talented and supportive husband IRL.
        • Clankenbeard Artwork
      • Bonnie Bew – performs the Iconic It’s Mythery Song for us and so she’s on the show even when she doesn’t know it!
        • Cordovan from SSG for believing in us to the point where he got us a ton of points to give away!
        • Samius Gurobo, my former DDO Cocktail hour co-host for being very supportive when I went to do my own thing.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

#1 – First Ever DamselCon @ undisclosed location

 

  • The Evolution of Dr. Who
    • Dr. Who
      • Why Dr. Who?
      • Lessah and Dr. Who
        • Blink
      • New Dr!
        • Prego-dudes! MORE!
        • Let’s just take all the males out of the plot.

 

 

  • All the Games We Play!
  • Minecraft
  • 7DTD
  • Tom Clancy
  • Borderlands 2
  • Left For Dead
  • Civ
  • Ark
  • Neverwinter
  • The Forest
  • Subsistence
  • Star Trek: Bridge Crew
  • Tomb Raider
  • Wizardry
  • Guild Wars
  • Mass Effect (all of them)
  • Osiris: New Dawn
  • Space Engineers
  • Anno 2070
  • Bermuda: Lost Survival
  • Buzz Aldrin’s Space Program Manager
  • Cities: Skylines
  • Diablo III
  • Force of Nature
  • Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
  • Path of Exile
  • Sim City 4
  • Tales from Candlekeep: Tomb of Annihilation
  • Take on Mars
  • Ticket to Ride
  • The Witcher
  • The Long Dark
  • Rust
  • Raft
  • Human Fall Flat

 

  • My favorite clip from other games is a story about Ark Survival Evolved. It’s long, like three minutes long, but please listen as it’s the best Ark Story ever, where Mytehry Inferno screws up taming a giant bird called a quetzel!

 

Housekeeping!

  • Flash is banned or something. We won’t be able to use the Donate Button animation much longer. There is also a really cool interactive animation that Clankenbeard did for Festvult, I will have Mythery put it on the website until it gets banned from life!
  • Mythery – “I do so solemnly swear to put the animation n teh website and also to do whatever Lessah says! [I will give up Patrick as my PALP forthwith and relinquish all rights to play with him!”] NEVER!!
  • When is Next time?  Will be a regular show!
    • Twitch – Nov 24 , 2am EST
    • Podcast – Nov 25, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show! You got goodies and we will endeavor to give more points away in the weeks to come!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

 

Damsels of DDO Episode 99, Filigrees

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Night Revels is still running so of course the girls went and did White Plume Mountain. Because, why not? They went looking for loot in all the wrong places and now Lessah has to learn how to use a filigree. Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com Christmas is coming so this would be a good time to do it if you haven’t yet! Both of these places are great for gifts, especially for the nerd who has everything or the one you don’t know what to get something for.

 

Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, October 27th 2AM Eastern. This is our 99th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • To get the cloak or to get the cloak. That is the question!
      • My barbarian gnome needs a green cloak. But that Vampire gem tho…
    • Reaper babies, 5K Every other day!
      • I am capped, thank you Night revels. Waiting on Mythery.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that I am no help in a quest when I have more than 4 shots of alcohol.
      • Myth: I learned Lessah’s brain is broken. I may have contributed to this problem.
      • Sahba: You get more named items in the Baba Hut raid on Hard than on Reaper 1.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper Babies??

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!

 

    • Dr. Who
      • (Still haven’t seen this episode so no spoilers please <G>)
      • Omg omg! I loved it! So good! It’s like David Tennant and Matt Smith had a baby.
        • LOVE THE SECOND EPISODE! Was great. More please! I like the companions too.
      • I really can’t believe how much I like the new doctor! I don’t think they could have picked a better person (male or female) this time. The way she looks at everything and the expressions on her face are just perfect. As much as I enjoyed the Rosa Parks episode I hope the shows aren’t going to be so serious and I’m looking forward to some of the usual zany dinos on spaceships type stuff.
    • Riverdale
      • OMG The parents in this show are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • I knew Betty’s mom and Jughead’s dad would end up together eventually. I think, for me, the most surprising crazy person is Betty’s sister. For some reason I thought she would be mostly normal and Betty would spend time trying to save her from this and that. I’m also a little surprised at how much of a hard time Veronica’s dad is giving her. Especially since he has taken her Archiekins away from her.
      • So…. Riverdale is Scooby Doo meets angsty teen drama and now they are folding in Dungeons and Dragons as “Satan’s Game” like that Tom Hanks movie from the 80’s.
      • I think I love the introduction of the game and “real” magic. And how nuts it has made Ethel. I think it also bears repeating what a badass Cheryl Blossom is with a bow and arrow. Speaking of the Blossoms, I wonder if her mom is still slutting it up?
    • New things I have watched; The Conners, I Feel Bad, Charmed, The Rookie, Legacies (vampire diaries then the originals),
    • Confessions of an Anime Addict.
        • I am so sad I have no one to talk about this…
          • I am caught up on Tokyo Ghoul Season Three and the show is still leeching the soul from my body. I love it.

 

Just fyi, it’s filigree

 

Let’s Talk Filigrees

What are filigrees? They are pretty little ornate things that go on your weapons. They are shiny and make everything look better than it did before. Isn’t that enough? No? Okay fine. They also add benefits, like some kind of power, skill, and/or stat bump.

 

Okay, first we need a sentient weapon. In order for a weapon to gain sentience it must be ML 20 or higher, and named. If you hover your cursor over its name it will say “accepts sentience” under it. Exceptions to the 20+, named rule are, Crafted / upgradeable weapons generally cannot accept sentience (most notably Temple of Elemental Evil, Legendary Green Steel and Thunder-Forged weapons). Pet collars do not accept sentience. Sentient hand wraps cannot be converted to collars.

* Sentient weapons cannot be placed in your off hand slot.

 

Next, we need a sentient jewel. Sentient jewels have intelligence and personality. You need to slot the jewel into the weapon to awaken its sentience. You can move the jewels from one weapon to another. Now we have a sentient weapon!

 

Onward to filigrees! So, apparently these little sentient jewels are hungry and what they want to eat are your old and unwanted named loot. On your weapon, under the place where you slotted the jewel there are going to be slots for the filigrees. The catch is that they aren’t all going to be there right away. Nom nom nom POP! Well, look at that. A filigree slot opened up. It is possible to get up to eight filigree slots. Although you will need a Spark of Memory from the end chest in White Plume Mountain plus another 40k XP to open it.

Slot 1 – Free

Slot 2 – 2,000

Slot 3 – 6,000

Slot 4 – 12,000

Slot 5 – 20,000

Slot 6 – 40,000

Slot 7 – 60,000

Slot 8 – 100,000

You can feed them jewels from other sentient weapons.

It is possible to get xp from daily rolls.

Cannot feed them sentient weapons with the jewels still in them or with augments in them.

Items that can’t be sold to a vendor.

 

Filigree Tips

 

A weapon can only have one of each Filigree. You cannot slot two of the same Filigree in one weapon.

Filigree sets have their own rarity; some sets will be less common than others. In addition, each Filigree has a rare chance to drop with an upgraded bonus, which has an additional effect on it.

Unless specifically noted, all bonuses listed are unique bonuses and stack with everything, including each other.

A single weapon can benefit from multiple Filigree Set Bonuses simultaneously.

Sentient Filigrees can be obtained from chests in Ravenloft, Disciples of Rage and White Plume Mountain for now, and could appear in more chests in the future. Higher difficulty settings have an increased chance to provide Filigrees. Filigrees are unbound, and can be traded and auctioned.

Eye of the Beholder –

+1 Charisma +2 MRR
  • 2 Pieces: +4 Concentration
  • 3 Pieces: +1 Spell Penetration
  • 4 Pieces: +2 to the DCs of all spells

 

Grandfather’s Shield –

 

Grandfather’s Shield: Healing Amp +10 Healing Amplification +2 PRR
  • 2 Pieces: +5 Physical Resistance Rating
  • 3 Pieces: +5% Armor Class
  • 4 Pieces: +2 Will saving throws

Melony’s Melody

 

Melony’s Melody: Charisma +1 Charisma +2 MRR
  • 2 Pieces: 50 Spell Points
  • 3 Pieces: +1 Charisma
  • 4 Pieces: +2 DC for Enchantment spells

 

 

  • Other games

 

  • Husband Swap!
    • In where Lessah spent an evening raiding a missile silo with Cadamier in 7DTD and Mythery spent a night playing Borderlands 2 with Clankenbeard!
  • Subnautica
    • Who built 4 spaceships, 2 cyclops submarines, and 2 prawn suits? THIS GIRL!
      • I am never leaving the planet. I no longer need human interaction.
  • Tom Clancy’s Division w/ Patrick!
    • The Underground!
      • Rave!
    • I don’t want to spoil the storyline but things are getting real.
      • The new villians Aaron Keener. I LOVE THIS GUY. He was one of us. He has so much potential as a villain.
    • I’m just gonna say, “Amazing!!” …….. and Lessah forgot to talk about cypher keys. <G>

 

All things Mythery!

    • A play, by Lessah!
      • Lessah: I am trading my chocolates for Greater Gargoyles! I have 20 of them so far!
      • Mythery: I was just going to get lots of death ward pots.
      • Lessah: … oh… *looks at her chocolates* I probably should have done that too.
    • We need to end the show now so we can go play Tom Clancy. BLACKOUT!

 

Housekeeping!

  • Our 100th show is coming. We have POINTS! So many points to give away! Please join us next time, it will be really awesome!
  • Mythery – Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Nov 10 , 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Nov 11, 2am EDT

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 98, Keepers Sanctuary

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. When the cat’s away, Mythery and Lessah hang out with other podcasters! Draculetta and Patrick from the DDOCast join the Damsels for some old school fun! How many Spooky Almonds does it take to make not one, but two Cloaks of Night? The girls know all that and more. Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com Christmas is coming so this would be a good time to do it if you haven’t yet! Both of these places are great for gifts, especially for the nerd who has everything or the one you don’t know what to get something for.

 

Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, October 13th 2AM Eastern. This is our 98th show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • No Sahba this week.
    • Reaper babies, 5K Every other day!
      • Is working much better than planned.
      • We are ready to advance to 14?
        • Loving it! My Paladin is amazing and arrogant.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Old Content, when you forget about it, it becomes changeling again.
      • Myth: I learned that hey did a great job on Night Revels! I love the quest for keys!!!! I love the new area where all of the quests are centrally located. I think the two new quests are amazing and I had a wonderful time doing both of them, even though I am not a fan of the minotaur one in its original form. And I am happy to see the spectral dragon back. Good job Standing Stone!!!
      • Sahba: Learned that she can’t be on the show when her mother is watching.

Rumors, News, and Lies

Rumors, News, and Lies Takeover by Lessah and Mythery!

  • Rumor:
    • Sahba couldn’t be on the show this week because of a worldwide outbreak of the plague.
  • Forums
  • Question(s) of the show – Best item from the event?

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Dr/ Who
      • Omg omg! I loved it! So good! It’s like David Tennant and Matt Smith had a baby.
    • The Good Place!!!!! Yay, it’s back!
    • Riverdale is coming October 10th!
    • New things I have watched; Manifest, God Friended Me, A Million Little Things, New Amsterdam, The Neighborhood
    • Solo, a Star Wars Story.
      • I can’t even. Where to start with this movie.
      • I forgot what it was about ten minutes after it was over. And that was the big problem.
      • I can forgive A LOT in a movie if it has a good heart. But this movie was missing it’s heart. And I don’t mean Solo’s character. That was on point. I mean the systematic character destruction of CHEWBACCA.
        • They meet and literally five minutes later they are best friends and that’s it. Chewbacca takes the role of loyal sidekick and stays by Han’s side even when he has the opportunity to leave with OTHER Wookies. It made no sense and there was a big disconnect in the foundation of the great chemistry they have.
        • The one thing they got right was Lando.

 

The Keeper’s Sanctuary and The Church and the Cult

CatC loot –  Bloodplate Armor – +5 Full plate: Deathblock, Empty Blue Augment Slot  

Cloak of ShadowsCloak: Hide +10, Move Silently +10, Empty Green Augment             Slot with +2 Protection

Fragment of the Silver FlameTrinket: Continuous Protection from evil, Empty Colorless Augment Slot

Silver Longbow+3 Longbow: [1d10], 18-20×3, Holy , Empty Red Augment Slot

 

Night Revels!

New configuration!

Spectral Dragon

New Quest: Grave Work (take on Frame Work, killing Minotaur Skellies)

Resurrection (Coal Chamber)

Loot –

Hats we got:

  • Vargoule cosmetic hat
  • Crown
  • Spider

Armor:

  • Reavers Regalia

I’ve had the push broom of mystery for a while.

Cloak of Night:

    • Level 12 version is really good.
    • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Valmod – I’m still building my house but I’m almost finished. Roof almost done and now I need to paint.
      • I loved having Drac come back for a playdate. And I am putting up streetlights. I’m not an expert yet but I’m getting there.
    • Subnautica
      • Third (fourth?) playthrough, survival mode, I’m loving it! I slowed down and took on some ambitious building projects when I realized I was nearly done with the game.
      • My aquarium experiments!

 

 

 

  • Tom Clancy’s Division w/ Patrick!
    • WE MADE LEVEL 30!
    • I don’t want to spoil the storyline but things are getting real.
    • About the villains and different groups
      • Regular street thugs – easy, low level, no strategy
      • Cleaners – fanatics, a little higher level, they fight with slightly more coordination
      • Rikers – Mid to higher level baddies that broke out of Riker’s Prison. They have tenuous leadership and no clear goals. They are flash in the pan villains and everyone knows but that doesn’t stop them from being a nuisance and they are shockingly coordinated in their attacks.
      • And there are these guys:
        • The LMB: Last Manned Battalion
          • These guys are well-armed, well-trained and well-fortified and it shows. They hate Rikers, Cleaners and any authority that isn’t them.
            • They have souls, hear me out. They scream “man down” when someone gets killed
            • These were good guys and now they are brainwashed under bad leadership.
            • This needs to be a Caligula situation before they do anything about Bliss
          • These guys are tough but that’s not what gives me pause about them. Fighting them really messes with my mind. They are SOLDIERS. They served and they got screwed over because they got left behind and now they are placing their trust in a crazed leader.
            • I love a good villain and think these guys…if I could, I might try to get them to join forces with the Agents. They are THAT kind of bad guy and I love it as much as it confuses me.
            • One critique. When those guys patrol they only have no business bunching up in a close group where one well-placed explosive can take them out, that’s just amateur. And that’s not these guys. I want to see them fanned out in a staggered formation on either side of the road and watching each other’s backs.

 

Housekeeping!

  • Our 100th show is coming. We have some special stuff planned.  
  • Mythery – Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Oct 27 , 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Oct 28, 2am EDT

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 97, Memory Lapse

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. I guess we are all done questing because we Saved Stormreach! That’s right! Our favorite city has been rescued like an overworked maiden in distress plot line! It’s all downhill from here. Thanks so much for listening!

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

powered by podcast garden

The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 30th 2AM Eastern. This is our 97th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Forgive me Sahba for I have sinned.
      • I played on someone else’s DDO Stream.
        • Brock and Friends
        • Brock, please come on the show! 🙂
    • Mythery! Reaper babies plan!
      • 5K Every other day!
    • A play, by Lessah!
      • Me: I need to run some challenges because I need a new epic maul.
      • Sahba: What’s in your hand?
      • Me: *looks at epic maul from challenges* Oh…
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that when I have a cough that lasts three weeks, I can really nal that Kobold accent!
        • Kobold always hate you!
      • Myth: I want a platinum kitty, all kobolds should be made of plat, and I finally own one cool looking outfit.
      • Sahba:

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper teens?

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!

 

    • Lost in Space – Okay, I watched it. First I want to say that I enjoyed it very much. I think the robot is great! I really like his face. The mom, Maureen is a know it all bitch. Will is not smart. Judy is a bit self righteous and well, let’s just say she takes after her mom. I like Penny. Will is not smart. The guy who thinks he’s in charge is an asshole and completely useless. So, I guess that checks out. I like the dad. Will is not smart. What the heck did they do to the Don character?? I can’t even….but I like him. Alrighty, I left crazy pants for last because for as much as this show doesn’t resemble the original in any way except for the title, some character names, and the fact that they are actually lost in space, Dr. Smith is no exception and probably the biggest deviation. I suppose they did a good job creating a “bad guy” since you aren’t supposed to like them and I can’t stand her! She is a special kind of crazy and not really a very good bad guy but I hate her anyway. So, good job!

Were these people picked because they are special or are they just regular people? Because none of them seem overwhelmingly bright. Their math is off, their physics, off and it took them way too long to look up when they were in the poop room. I think I would have liked it better if I weren’t trying to compare it to something it obviously isn’t even trying to be like and would have enjoyed it more if they had named it something like Adrift in the Expanse. Then they could have still had a Dr. Smith and maybe even a Judy, “wink wink”. My brain would have spent more time just watching and less time calculating.

Like I said at the beginning, I enjoyed it. It’s just not Lost in Space.

    • The Good Place!!!!! Yay, it’s back!
    • Riverdale is coming October 10th!

 

Memory Lapse

We met Tara Fenwyth hanging around in the twelve. She said some famous wizard named Tarent Hoxworth (never heard of him) had lost his memory and she was looking for some people to go find it for him. Sounded pretty silly to me. But she explained that he was supposed to give a speech in an hour or so and he had misplaced the speech in his memory library. Well, of course that made much more sense. She said she could teleport us there and naturally we went.

That place was amazing and really weird! We found all of the books that made up his speech. We also found; a bookworm, crushing details, many many uncontrollable urges, and shocking ideas. Shelved memories, harmful thoughts, distracting fantasies,  and multiplication tables. Not to mention a dragon named Papyerus, a manticore called Piercing Doubt, and a guy named Vespar Danville. I guess Danville was trying to stop us because he showed up about the time we put all of the parts of speech together on the podium. But we got rid of him and Hoxworth gave his speech. It was great and so much fun!

 

Loot – ML 23, BTA on acquire

 

Epic Memories of the Unseen Helm
Epic Memories of Immortality Helm
Epic Memories of Insight Helm
Epic Memories of Kindness Helm
Epic Memories of the Mighty Helm
Epic Memories of Charity Helm

 

Another Man’s Treasure

So, after trompling around in some wizard’s mind we decided to go to the Stormreach Dump. Sahba said someone asked us to go there, Lessah said there was a bunch of plat there. I just thought they were trying to trick me into getting my clothes dirty for some reason, cuz they are like that, you know. As it turned out, someone did actually ask us to go there and there was quite a bit of plat scattered about and applied to things, such as mailboxes and kobolds. It seems there was a weirdo wizard down there slapping platinum on all kinds of things. It was very strange.

 

Loot – ML 21, BTA on acquire

 

Epic Platinum Prayer Beads Necklace
Epic Eviscerating Expenses Khopesh
Epic Coalesced Coinage Orb
Epic Crushing Capital Morningstar
Epic Platinum Mirror Cape Cloak

 

 

  • Other games

 

 

  • 7DTD
    • Valmod – I’m still building my house but I’m almost finished. I’m working on the roof! Then I will be heading over to Cad’s to begin on the contract I have with him to design some rooms.
    • Starvation (plain) – Holy cow! We are working on fortifying our building and putting in some places up top to fight from. It’s only day 7 and will fight the 1st horde the next time we play from the roof of a business in town since we won’t be ready at home yet. We are still using crossbows.
    • I’m building a bridge and also helping other people. I made a minefield for Cadimere.
      • Also Cad got tired of me coughing and gave me a home remedy for coughing and it kinda works but also tastes weird.
  • Minecraft
    • Ships and cool underwater stuff
      • Underwater exploration is very cool. Sahba does not like to drive her own boat. I was her chauffeur.
  • Neverwinter PS4
    • I think we are 14 now. It’s still fun but I have a few complaints. The main thing atm is that it is nearly impossible to find anything on the map in town, ie potion vendor, weapon vendor, etc.
  • Subnautica
    • Third (fourth?) playthrough, survival mode, I’m loving it! I still get scared when I hear the leviathan scream.
  • Tom Clancy’s Division w/ Patrick!
    • AWESOME good time!
    • Kling Rikers and leveling Sahba!
    • So close to 30!!

  • Archeage
    • This game is ok. It’s like Guild Wars and LOTRO had an ugly baby.
    • It’s a very pretty game.
  • Dead by Daylight
    • AKA Kill all your friends.
      • There is a lot about strategy I don’t get so I like being the killer.
    • Interactive tutorial.
    • MYTHERY IS THE SCARIEST KILLER!
      • Come on, stop wiggling.
      • Get back here…
    • I have to admit, killing Lessah and Tae was a lot of fun! Whack whack squish squish. I went to wipe the blood off of my blade onto my shirt sleeve and that’s when I realized I didn’t have a shirt sleeve. So, I just wiped it on my arm.
    • When playing the killer I don’t really enjoy the hunt all that much, I just like the kill, so I prefer being one of the survivors.

 

All things Mythery!

  • A play, by Lessah:
    • Myth: *stands around looking at Garrett*
    • Lessah: What are you doing? Playing Kissy face with Garrett?
    • Myth: It’s self explanatory.

 

Housekeeping!

  • Brace yourselves…Thanksgiving is coming! I know, I’m starting to get excited again. It comes in waves. Wait till Halloween! 🙂
  • Mythery – Please make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Oct 13, 2am EDT
    • Podcast – Oct 14, 2am EDT

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 96, White Plume Mountain

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels finally got around to running White Plume Mountain. Did I say White Plume Mountain? I meant the best quest ever! Seriously, talk about a fun time. If you haven’t run this well, you are missing out. Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 16th 2AM Eastern. This is our 96th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • In spite of playing DDO since 2006, I’m still pretty into it. I spent the majority of my evening Friday/ Saturday, playing DDO.
    • DDO Stream lurking! I got a chance to watch Brock and Friends, Roleplaying DDO. Was very entertaining.
      • I’d like to see them RP without all the stuff on the screen. Like, you have to memorize whatever hotkeys you want and then Alt-Z, get rid of all the hotbars. Now we’re having a party! I tried it last night and it didn’t work very well.
      • Also, introduce your regular group members to Discord. It will allow everyone to be heard better!
      • I really want to run a quest with these guys but I have to make i to epics first.
    • I also tried to talk Bachlagore into coming with us to WPM but he opened a bottle of rum instead.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned the advantages to having an all hireling party:
        • No pointless chatter
        • You are in charge
        • If the difficulty is normal, you can pike in your own quest
        • Prolonged AFK? No Problem! No one cares!
      • Myth: Stuff is hard
      • Sahba: GBBS new season is on Netflix

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Everything is on hiatus!

 

White Plume Mountain

What?

 

Loot – ML 29, BTA on acquire

 

Legendary Inferno Sniper Long Bow
Legendary Rose Quartz Sigil Stone Necklace
Legendary Echo of Whelm War Hammer
Legendary Black Opal Bracers Bracers
Epic Precision Lenses Goggles
Legendary Celestial Beacon Club
Legendary Crabshell Buckler Buckler shield
Legendary Echo of Blackrazor Great Sword
Legendary Echo of Wave Quarterstaff

 

 

  • Other games

 

 

  • 7DTD
    • Starvation
      • Good
        • Exciting
        • challenging
      • Not so good
        • Can’t solo
        • Really extra, spiders, scorpions and hyenas want to kill me
        • Car alarms bring bikers who WILL NOT STOP chasing you
      • My assessment: I don’t really like it.
  • Minecraft
    • Ships and cool underwater stuff
      • We finally found a nether fortress and have made potions!
      • Underwater zombies are cool.
      • Turtles are cool but keep them away from your boat
      • I love all the wolves. It means I can take my dogs more places.
  • Neverwinter PS4
  • Subnautica
    • Third (fourth?) playthrough, survival mode, I’m just having fun building stuff and exploring.
  • Tom Clancy’s Division w/ Patrick!
    • AWESOME good time!
  • Ark Survival Evolved
    • I like this game but…
      • What am I supposed to be working towards?
      • It is a heavy time commitment…not sure I can deal with that anymore.
  • Conan Exiles
    • Idek what I’m doing. Tried it and everything wants to kill me, so I left and will go back once I’ve looked at the wiki and watched a beginner tutorial.

All things Mythery!

  • Mythery Says:
    • This is called Winging it!
  • Wanted: Mythery translator
    • Must speak Mytherease
    • Will be paid in goldfish?

Housekeeping!

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Damsels of DDO Episode 95 The Price of Freedom

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. It’s time once again for the Damsels to save Stormreach. Stop getting into trouble already! The Damsels muddle through and find victory even as they set prisoners free that probably have no business being at large. Oh well! Thanks so much for listening!

 

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Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, September 2nd 2AM Eastern. This is our 95th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • I did the Big Deal quest and I LOVED it!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that there is a train from San Diego to LA
      • Myth: I learned that brakes cost a grand and that Sahba is winning the weight loss game her family is playing. Unfortunately, she hasn’t lost any weight which means her family must be gaining weight.
      • Sahba: There is nothing on tv

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

https://youtu.be/2lC1r-Ts_ng

  • In the livesteam, they said there’s a possibility of having visual quivers!!!
  • Most people are excited about the cloaks and hoods but a few are like this guy: “Please, STOP LISTENING to the players! 1st Bear Dye, now cosmetic cloaks? Why waste money and time on cosmetics? How about waste time and money on fixing existing issues…..for instance stopping the social panels dead LFM’s or when I look at my friends list, I see the correct level they are? Or better yet, stop wasting time on cosmetics and produce more content! “
  • Wood Elf confirmed – mentioned in Wednesday lunchtime livestream.  According to Lynnabel, “the plan is for Wood Elf to use the Elf past lives, so players who would like Elf past lives have a choice of the regular or variant Elf race.”
  • Double Bonus Points through Sep 9 – buy now so you’ll have them for your Otto’s boxes!
  • Forums
  • Question(s) of the show – Based on the last forum topic, what do you think the state of the game is, compared to when we first started?  For better or worse?

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Everything is on hiatus!
    • My sister is trying to get me to watch the GBBS

The Price of Freedom

Jump, fall, jump, fall, jump, fall, jump, fall, jump, fall, jump, fall, jump, kill, kill, kill. Fall, orange, orange orange, ouch, die, res. Fall, orange, orange orange, ouch, die, res.

Kill, kill, rescue, rescue, rescue. Kil, kill, kill. Kill, kill, rescue, rescue, rescue. Exit.

OR

Apparently, there is a prison made specially to hold very dangerous magic users. Doris, who I have always been a little leary of anyway, asked us to go and break someone out of this place. Lessah was all, “YES! WOOHOO! LET’S GO!” So we went and when we got there she was like…”who are we supposed to getting out of here? Oh well, let’s just get them all.” Which would have been fine I guess, I mean they all did say they were innocent but then we had to split the loot with them and we didn’t even get any of it! Plus getting in and out of that place isn’t the easiest of things. Whoever made that prison did a pretty good job.

 

Loot – ML 25, BTA on acquire

 

Epic Shadowshimmer Cladding Outfit
Epic Crystalline Cacophony Docent
Confiscated Heavy Mail Heavy Armor
Epic Brimstone Boulder Warden’s Robe Clothing
Epic Illicit Warding Armor Light Armor

 

 

  • Other games

 

 

  • 7DTD
    • New map!
    • Palpsville needs Drac!
    • Starvation is kinda like old times….except for all the rotten food and such.
  • Minecraft
    • New map!
    • New stuff!
  • The Witcher
    • Not sure if I like it yet
  • Neverwinter PS4

All things Mythery!

  • Mythery Says: o

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Damsels of DDO Episode 94, Kind of a Big Deal

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. It’s been a  while since Gen Con and the Damsels came back to sort through new content in Stormreach!

 

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Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, August 18th 2AM Eastern. This is our 94th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Can we talk about…
      • The Crystal Cove came back while I was away… still got my Ratkiller
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that I can make gluten free pumpkin cheesecake
      • Myth: I learned that Lessah is coming to see me on Thanksgiving!! And before and after. 🙂
      • Sahba: Lessah wants to play during Thanksgiving weekend.  What?

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • According to pjstechie, ‘wolf and bear “war paint” slated to drop with updated 39 patch 2 from the mysterious remnants vendors’ – Thanks to PsychoBlonde for the pics.
    • Delicate Autumn
    • Delicate Monochrome
    • Delicate Verdant
    • Fierce Autumn
    • Fierce Monochrome
    • Fierce Verdant
  • DDO Bonus Days brings you Strength in Numbers Week – +5% XP in parties and raid groups – (figures, when we were down one last night 🙂 – now through Aug 22nd.
  • Crystal Cove came and went.  Good thing it’s almost time for talk like a pirate month.
  • DDO Chronicle Issue 296
    • How do you cook a giant crab?
    • Lithuanian guild on Ghallanda looking for people to join.  
    • Fansite news – lots of stuff going on.
  • Forums
  • Let’s talk GenCon
  • Question(s) of the show – Let’s talk gear.  Myth, Lessah, what do you need?

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Everything is on hiatus!

 

    • Netflix series: Lost in Space

 

    • The Purge?
    • God Friended Me (I just get a kick out of the name)
    • Mr. Inbetween (fx)
    • Manifest (NBC) Y’all, what if we made Lost but like without the plane crash in the pilot? Yeah, this show is about a bunch of travelers who disembark to learn that the turbulence they felt mid-flight impacted the space-time continuum.

 

Kind of a Big Deal  

Sahba and I met a wizard named Nymue Elethiel. Why do these people always have names I can’t pronounce? Seriously! Do they all have to be tongue twisters? Anyway, she invites us to her tower. That should have been a red flag but we went, of course. She said she was they keeper of a bunch of powerful artifacts and her elderly, partially senile, servant had taken one of them and she wanted us to go and politely take it back from him. Oh and she couldn’t do it herself because she was too powerful and if she did it would blow her cover.

 

Indeed, her dwarf servant was on the “forgetful” side but he no longer had the thing by the time we got there. A bunch of weirdo kobolds had stolen it from him so we had to go after them. Most of them turned out to be in a cave and some of them were very large! With very large rat friends. There were a lot of rats actually big and small. By the end of it all we were very very large. Sahba broke the lever off trying to open the doors so she just gave up and began just punching them open. We found the artifact and gave it to the wizard and eventually the spell on us wore off and now we are back to our normal size. Whew!

 

Loot – ML 21, BTA on acquire

 

Muck’s Obliteration Great Club
Legendary Sapphire Studded Buckles Belt
Epic Shadowstrike Long  Bow
Epic Steelweave Shinguards Boots
Epic Leather Gloves of the Snake Gloves

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)

 

  • 7DTD
    • New map!
    • Palpsville needs Drac!
    • I started hunting treasure
  • Subnautica
    • Only played once and I was out in the middle of the ocean when I logged on.
    • I finished my hardcore life. Was great!
    • SAHBA – did you play it yet?

 

MISC

 

All things Mythery!

  • Mythery Says: “Uhhhh.”
    • (As Lessah invites herself to Mythery’s house)

 

Housekeeping!

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 93, The Age of Rage

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week the Damsels continue to save Stormreach from itself by working for House Jorasco. Though the Disciples of Rage make some pretty solid points in their leaflets. Sahba and Mythery still think allowing Lessah to speak for the group is ok. 100% fighting, 100% of the time! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:  

 

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 22nd 2AM Eastern. This is our 93rd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Can we talk about…
      • ZOMG! Belasyra the Lord of Eyes is back?! I missed you big daddy! Call meh!
      • I can’t wait for Gencon!!!! Also the price of my guilt is 300$ and a meal.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that you always look at your screen and make sure your AP’s haven’t been reset!
      • Myth: We have the best people watching our twitch streams ever!
      • Sahba: Lessah doesn’t need Action Points – no one needs Action Points! Take them away!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

  • Reaper babies?
  • U39 – came out on Wednesday
    • White Plume Mountain and Other Tales – Free to VIP – 725 DDO points otherwise
      • Kind of a Big Dealt 6/21
      • Another Man’s Treasure 6/21
      • Memory Lapse 6/23
      • The Price of Freedom 6/25
      • White Plume Mountain 9/32
    • White Plume Mountain Bonus Items – Not Free to VIP – Available in the Store for 1495 DDO points
      • The Cerulean Crown Wave
      • Cerulean Crest of Wave
      • Tiny Giant Crab Certificate
      • 5 Sentient Essences Worth 1000 XP each
      • Falconry Universal Enhancement Tree
    • Other things
      • Lag in Black Loch is gone! (or so says Zazo)
      • New walls in Evengingstar??
  • U39 Patch – came out on Thursday
  • Forums
  • Last time we talked about keyboards and gamepads
    • I found a NEW one on ebay, won the auction, and it’s on its way!  
    • I had to bring out a back-up as my keyboard from last time wasn’t realiable anymore.  Myth, expect a package once my new keyboard arrives. I’ll use the box from that to ship the broken-wired one to you for Cad to see if he can fix :).
    • I realized when I listened to (fell asleep while listening to) the podcast that Myth didn’t get to say much about her gamepad so Myth??? We promised a pic of Myth’s.
  • Question(s) of the show – Myth, what shall we do while Lessah is off playing at GenCon???

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Cloak and Dagger
      • When are they going to F&#@?
    • MTV Catfish – Trolls
      • Maldiva and Missmiarose

 

Disciples of Rage

These might end up being some of my favorite quests.

 

The Age of Rage

I think we need to get the disciples of rage out of stormreach as soon as possible. I know we have a TON of cults roaming the streets here but I’m starting to think these might be the worst. They just make me sooooo angry and I’m not even sure anymore if I’m angry because they are here and are evil and bad and need to go or if they are making me angry with their ragie presence. Either way they need to go!

 

We had to look for a key to get in the place. Even Lessah couldn’t figure out how to bust in but Sahba managed to find a key hidden in a hide-a-rock out in the yard. Inside there were notes here and there with clues on them and a lot of bears locked up in cages all over the place. Angry bears and hateful stares (kind of rude if you ask me)! We followed the clues, found a chest, solved a puzzle, and found the book. Lessah tried to read it but it only made her mad so she tried to burn it and that caused a beholder to pop out and try to kill us. We are still alive so it looks like everything turned out just fine.

 

Loot – ML 29, BTA

 

Legendary Tiara of Madness Helmet
Legendary Compliance Helmet
Legendary Beacon of Day Heavy Mace
Legendary Cursekeeper Trinket
Legendary Lilting Song Club

 

Toxic Treatment

So then we had to go find Vulcoor’s gift. I have to wonder about a gift like this but who knows… We went to a village and in this village the people told us we had to talk to their elders (ok, who’s surprised). Do you think these elders wanted to help us? Of course they did, in exchange for us doing a little work for them. And what is up with that anyway??? Oh well, so we gathered glowing mushrooms from a dangerous jungle, did something or other in a dangerous cave, and went into a temple. You would think that would be pretty safe wouldn’t you? NOT! 🙂

Fun puzzles

 

Loot – Ml 29, BTA

 

Legendary Tail of the Scorpion Falchion

Legendary Drow Sage’s Cowl Helm

 

Legendary Mask of the Vulkoorim Helmet

 

Legendary Planar Spike Light Pick

 

Legendary Vulkoor’s Edge Scimitar

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)

 

  • The Division
    • My main is level 21 now.
  • 7DTD
    • New map!
    • Please name it Jupiter Rebirth/ Reborn
  • Subnautica
    • Only played once and I was out in the middle of the ocean when I logged on.
    • My hardcore life. New Sub: The Five Mikes; New Cyclops name will be: “Steven is a jerk” (for my brother)
    • I made three seamoths: Brandon Routh, Monet Exchange, Chery 3000; fun fact, if you fire a vortex torpedo too close to the seamoth, it gets sucked into another dimension!
    • SAHBA – I am begging you, play this!
  • Borderlands 2
    • So much fun! I love the cars and tossing the exploding barrels!!!
    • We are currently trying to stop shirtless guys from playing volleyball and save Roland. Both things are not working! We keep running out of ammo!
  • Left4Dead2
    • Who knew this would be so much fun!?!?
    • So much stress! So much adrenaline!
  • Guild Wars and Far Cry 4 – We still have these two left. 🙂

MISC

All things Mythery!

  • Mythery Says: “I love giving it to trolls.”
  • A PLAY, By Lessah Ismorah:

Myth: We are starting a new map in 7DTD.

Lessah: Cool. Dibs on the Red Head.

Myth: Excuse me?

Lessah: I mean what?

 

Housekeeping!

  • I will be gone 1-6 August for Gen con and that is a Damsels day…
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Aug 18, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Aug 19, 2am EST

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 92, Disciples of Rage

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. There is nothing like a shopping excursion with the Damsels, especially at night! The girls pursued the Night Market in House Jorasco this week and found a ton of great deals! If deals are really senseless violence and killing innocent/ crazy people. This and the Saltire District are not places anyone should live, like ever. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:  

The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 24th 2AM Eastern. This is our 92nd show!

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • The Auction House is still a place you can get loot stuff!
      • Level 15 gloves are on my hands no more!
    • So…Crystal Cove? When is that going to be a thing?
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned the only thing standing between madness and Stormreach is the beacon.
      • Myth: I learned, if you binge watch something On Demand on a channel where “fast forward may be unavailable” you will end up watching the same 6 commercials about 150 times.
      • Sahba: I don’t understand people – no wait, I guess I already knew that :).

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

 

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race –  Winner Aquaria, who’s surprised? OK maybe me but only a tiny little bit.
      • Asia Ohara got ROBBED. She was more professional, polished, etc. Aquaria is really good and has some fashion forward looks but Asia is on point and professional. (also she’s from Dallas)
      • Loved that Money Exchange got Miss Congeniality and had a green and yellow dress on like her sponge.
    • Cloak and Dagger
      • This is the only show I have watched. I like it? I’d like to see them “together”
    • Ghost Wars 🙂
    • America’s Test Kitchen – A Tale of Two Rice and Beans

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York 6th
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri 8th
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois 7th
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Disciples of Rage

First I want to say that I really liked all of the quests we did last night. I liked them a lot and I think we need to do them again soon. I also think we might have gone though a little too quickly because we seemed to have missed things.

 

OK, evidently that big dude holding the light over stormreach is known as the emperor. Maybe everyone already knew that, I didn’t. As far as I know it is always on and has always been on. Apparently that is the case since it seems that it is a huge problem when the thing goes out. As I understand it, a cure was place on the citizens of Stormreach at some point and that big old light is the only thing keeping them from killing each other.

 

Night Falls on Stormreach – We were in house Jorasco last night where they were have a guard appreciation party at one of the taverns. There were quite a lot of people at the tavern and around the neighborhood. We walked around and Lessah talked to everyone she came in contact with as usual. I think she was even flirting with some kobolds. I saw Fred there, here was in disguise and practicing at being “human”. He still needs a LOT of practice. While we were wandering around in the tavern with the partying guards I think that big light of protection was snuffed out because everyone went nuts. We had to kill a bunch of guards! It was crazy. Oh, and Sahba put a throne in her pocket.

 

Things we missed – there was a puzzle that turns off some air jets, talking to Fred twice will pacify the rioters (can get into the tavern from the roof where the puzzle is to bypass some rioters).

 

Loot – ML 29, BTA

 

Legendary Stormreach Guardian’s Crossbow Repeating Light Crossbow
Legendary Mighty Stormreach Guardian’s Helm Helm
Legendary Beacon of Night Heavy Mace
Legendary Construct Champion’s Bands Bracers
Legendary Stormreach Guardian’s Axe Dwarven War Axe

 

Quarantine – Then we ran into Elsa d’Jorasco and she said she had a plan to “calm” everyone down until things could get sorted so we said we would help her. I think Elsa put some drugs in that place, not sure why we weren’t affected, but that place was a sick foggy green. And then basically we went in and I held them and Sahba and Lessah bonked them on the head. It was fine. We were supposed to find a drow elf that was immune but we never saw him/her. I think it was still a success.

 

Loot – ML 29, BTA

 

Legendary Unbreakable Stormreach Guardian’s Helm Helm
Legendary Quarantine Rune Arm
Legendary Cursed Skull Orb
Legendary Hands of House Jorasco Gloves
Legendary Stormreach Guardian’s Hammer War Hammer

 

The Madness of Crowds – Our old pal Brawnpits. Yet again he has us running all over looking for things for him. He sure has a way of making a person feel like a gopher. This is one we really need to do again. I know it was late for Sahba so we went fast but there are so many things to do in here and I think it looks fun do we should make a point to repeat soon. Plus when we finished I was surprised. I have no idea why we were done. 🙂 It’s good thing this quest is outside because Brawnpits’ head is enormous!

 

Loot – Ml 29, BTA

Legendary Wild Frost Sickle
Legendary Scales of the Exile Full Plate
Legendary Giant’s Platter Large shield
Legendary Hunter of Wilds Short Bow
Legendary Wild Flame Sickle

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)

 

  • The Division
    • Had a great time getting Patrick addicted and then getting passed by him in level!

 

  • 7DTD
    • Chair defense video is right here right now!  Watch the whole thing as needed on my twitch channel!

 

    • Subnautica
      • Video of my last romp in Hardcore before I fell from a high place is on my youtube. Lots of swearing, sorry!
      • Started a new hardcore life!

 

 

  • Borderlands 2 – I’m ready to play again!!!
    • Let’s play this week! I’m not working!
  • Guild Wars – I’m ready to play this again too. 🙂
    • I really like this game! Why are there not more hours in the day?
  • Left 4 Dead 2 and Far Cry 4 – We should give these a go. I keep seeing them there looking at me.
    • I vote YES

 

MISC

 

All things Mythery!

  • Mythery says: “Are trees girls?”

 

Housekeeping!

  • I will be gone 1-6 August for Gen con and that is a Damsels day… do not decide now what you want to do.
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂 I said please AND thanks!
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Jul 21, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Jul 22, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 91, Loot Shopping

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels ran through some Ravenloft stuff this week, looking for loot in all the wrong places. Spoiler alert, they didn’t get anything…again. That doesn’t mean the girls can’t take a closer look at the shiny things that have garnered their attention! Join us for loot shopping! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 24th 2AM Eastern. This is our 91st show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Welcome to the Damsels!
    • I had so much fun yesterday! I was so quiet tho…
    • Sooooooo…..
      • Remember that time a guy asked us to do voices for a project he was doing? I listened to the first draft of the audio and it sounds GREAT! Looking forward to him finishing the project!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that I can watch the twitch stream from my phone! Shhhhhhh. It’s a secret!  
      • Myth: Lessah’s job was a fun experiment but all good experiments must come to an end. Plus, someone needs to tell those people what two days a week means!
      • Sahba: My characters are woefully undergeared.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York 6th
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri 8th
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois 7th
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Mists of Ravenloft Loot!

 

Name Type Description Drop location(s)
Legendary Adversion Ring Abjuration Focus +8, Insightful Abjuration Focus +4, Wizardry +412, Spell Penetration VIII, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Mad Tea Party
Legendary Barovian Nobles’ Regalia Robe +15 Enhancement Bonus, Exceptional Spell Lore +10, Exceptional Potency +20, Fortification +202%, Shield +19, Green Augment Slot, Beacon of Magic Set (Legendary) An Invitation to Dinner
The Legendary Best Defense Large shield +15 Enhancement Bonus, Fiery +9, Shield Bashing, Impact V, Sovereign Vorpal, Purple Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Oath of Vengeance
Legendary Blight Inferno Rune Arm Corrupted Fire Blast, Combustion +202, Quality Combustion +50, Fire Lore +29, Tira’s Splendor, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Mad Tea Party
Legendary Blurfingered Gloves Gloves Feat: Quick Draw, Lesser Displacement, Efficient Metamagic – Maximize II, Mystic Diversion +31, Blue Augment Slot, Beacon of Magic Set (Legendary) Into the Mists
Legendary Bracers of the Fallen Hero Bracers Strength +19, Insightful Constitution +9, Stunning +22, Quality Physical Sheltering +12, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Raven at the Door
Legendary Braided Cutcord

nice

Belt Quality Dodge +4%, Blurry, Dexterity +19, Quality Dexterity +4, Green Augment Slot, Silent Avenger Set (Legendary) The Final Vintage
Legendary Burnscar Sash

!!!!!

Belt Enhanced Corrosion +202, Enhanced Combustion +202, Acid Lore +29, Fire Lore +29, Green Augment Slot, Beacon of Magic Set (Legendary) Sunrise
Legendary Coat of the Traveler

nice

Medium armor +14 Enhancement Bonus, Fortification +202%, Parrying +9, Physical Sheltering +50, Profane Well Rounded +2, Blue Augment Slot, Crypt Raider Set (Legendary) Sealed in Amber
Legendary Crumbling Gloves

nice

Gloves Insightful Dexterity +9, Quality Intelligence +4, Shatter +22, Insightful Physical Sheltering +24, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Oath of Vengeance
Legendary Cursebane Focus Trinket Curse Resistance +16, Insightful Will Save +7, Magical Sheltering +50, Spell Save +16, Green Augment Slot, Crypt Raider Set (Legendary) An Invitation to Dinner
Legendary Cursebane Ring Ring Insightful Curse Resistance +7, Vitality +67, Quality Magical Sheltering +12, Deathblock, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Oath of Vengeance
Legendary Dawn’s Herald-Charm Necklace Wisdom +19, Insightful Faith, Sacred, Hallowed, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Death House
Legendary Deathwarden Ring Deathblock, Healing Lore +29, Efficient Metamagic – Empower Healing II, Exceptional Devotion +10, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Sealed in Amber
Legendary Disciple of the Dawn Outfit +14 Enhancement Bonus, Fortification +202%, Parrying +9, Physical Sheltering +50, Profane Well Rounded +2, Green Augment Slot, Silent Avenger Set (Legendary) Sunrise
Legendary Dreadcursed Defender Docent Fortification +202%, Physical Sheltering +50, Vitality +67, Don’t Count Me Out!, Blue Augment Slot A Mad Tea Party
Legendary Feargaze Goggles Linguistics 10%, Intimidate +22, Insightful Intimidate +11, Quality Incite +13, Green Augment Slot, Knight of the Shadows Set (Legendary) Ravens’ Bane
Legendary Flightfoot Greaves Boots Freedom of Movement, Speed +30, Natural Armor +19, Reflex Save +16, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Death House
Legendary Garstone’s Lenses Goggles Insightful Rune Arm Focus +4, Greater Auto-Repair, Magnetism +202, Devotion +202, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Wrath of the Earth
Legendary Gauntlets of Innate Arcanum Gloves Charisma +19, Evocation Focus +8, Quality Charisma +4, Wizardry +412, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Sunrise
Legendary Hound of the Night Collar +15 Enhancement Bonus, Frostbite, Speed XV, Deadly XVI, Doublestrike 22%, Red Augment Slot, Purple Augment Slot Wrath of the Earth
Legendary Keylock Ring Ring Disable Device +22, Open Lock +22, Search +22, Spot +22, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Death House
Legendary Kindred Pendant Necklace Charisma +19, Enchantment Focus +8, Augment Summoning, Insightful Enchantment Focus +4, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Oath of Vengeance
Legendary Kindred Spirit Iron Defender/Wolf Companion Armor +14 Enhancement Bonus, Fortification +202%, Physical Sheltering +50, Vitality +67, Don’t Count Me Out!, Blue Augment Slot Sunrise
Legendary Knifepalm Gloves Assassinate +9, Bluff +22, Deadly +16, Insightful Diversion +15, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) The Final Vintage
Legendary Lore-Fueled Packbanner Bracers Insightful Constitution +9, Physical Sheltering +50, Insightful Doublestrike 10%, Druidic Stoneshape, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) An Invitation to Dinner
Legendary Mantle of Fury Cloak Constitution +19, Raging Resilience, Doublestrike 22%, Dodge +19%, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Into the Mists, Fresh-baked Dreams
Legendary Memory of Fine Regalia Docent Exceptional Spell Lore +3, Exceptional Potency +8, Fortification +202%, Shield +19, Green Augment Slot, Beacon of Magic Set (Legendary) Death House
Legendary Memory of Hiding in Darkness Docent Fortification +202%, Parrying +9, Physical Sheltering +50, Profane Well Rounded +2, Green Augment Slot, Silent Avenger Set (Legendary) A Raven at the Door
Legendary Mirrorplate Tower Tower shield +15 Enhancement Bonus, Spell Save +16, Quality Magical Sheltering +12, Block Elements, Mirror Shield, Purple Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) The Final Vintage
The Legendary Mistfallen Orb +15 Orb Bonus, Insightful Mystic Diversion +15, Insightful Spell Focus Mastery +4, Illusory Death 3, Efficient Metamagic – Empower II, Purple Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Fresh-baked Dreams
Legendary Mist-laden Vestment Light armor +14 Enhancement Bonus, Fortification +202%, Physical Sheltering +50, Parrying +9, Profane Well Rounded +2, Green Augment Slot, Silent Avenger Set (Legendary) Fresh-baked Dreams
Legendary Negotiator’s Spectacles Goggles Linguistics 10%, Diplomacy +22, Quality Diplomacy +5, Subtle Target, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Death House
Legendary Phasecloak Cloak Evocation Focus +8, Quality Intelligence +4, Wizardry +412, Intelligence +19, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Raven at the Door
Legendary Perfect Pinnacle Ring Greater Reinforced Fists, Deadly +16, Stunning +22, Soul of the Elements, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) An Invitation to Dinner
Legendary Platemail of the Barovian Lord Heavy armor +14 Enhancement Bonus, Fortification +202%, Parrying +9, Physical Sheltering +50, Profane Well Rounded +2, Blue Augment Slot, Knight of the Shadows Set (Legendary) Wrath of the Earth
Legendary Plateshard Belt Belt Fortitude Save +16, Incite +59, Constitution +19, Insightful Incite +27, Yellow Augment Slot, Knight of the Shadows Set (Legendary) Sunrise
Epic Purifying Quiver Quiver Burning Ammunition – 1d8, Blunted Ammunition Oath of Vengeance
Legendary Reflective Bloodstone

??? maybe

Necklace Illusion Focus +8, Quality Illusion Focus +1, Spell Penetration VIII, Magical Sheltering +50, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Raven at the Door
Legendary Ring of Nightfall Ring Insightful Intelligence +9, Insightful Deadly +7, Reflex Save +16, Physical Sheltering +50, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Fresh-baked Dreams
Legendary Rune-Sigiled Belt Belt Fortitude Save +16, Quality Fortitude Save +3, Spell Save +16, Protection from Evil, Blue Augment Slot, Knight of the Shadows Set (Legendary) Fresh-baked Dreams
Legendary Scarlet Scale Cloak Cloak Breath Weapon Focus +8, Insightful Evocation Focus +4, Spellcraft +22, Quality Constitution +4, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) The Final Vintage
Legendary Shadowhail Cloak Cloak Hide +22, Move Silently +22, Deception +16, Ghostly, Green Augment Slot, Silent Avenger Set (Legendary) Sealed in Amber
Legendary Shadow’s Footsteps Boots Dexterity +19, Insightful Dodge +9%, Doubleshot 12%, Distant Diversion +31, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Sealed in Amber
Legendary Silverthread Belt Belt Enhanced Devotion +202, Enhanced Nullification +202, Healing Lore +29, Void Lore +29, Blue Augment Slot, Beacon of Magic Set (Legendary) Ravens’ Bane
Legendary Silverthread Cloak Cloak Wisdom +19, Insightful Evocation Focus +4, Fortification +202%, Physical Sheltering +50, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Into the Mists
Legendary Sinister Handaxe Handaxe (Bound to Character on Acquire): +15 Enhancement Bonus, Greater Bleeding, Keen V, Greater Maiming, Better Offhanded: While this item is in your offhand, it gains +2[W]., Orange Augment Slot Ravens’ Bane
Legendary Skulled Ring Ring Necromancy Focus +8, Quality Necromancy Focus +1, Wizardry +412, Exceptional Nullification +10, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Raven at the Door
Legendary Softsole Slippers Boots Ghostly, Anthem, Perform +22, Insightful Charisma +9, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Wrath of the Earth
Legendary Summoner’s Spectacles Goggles Conjuration Focus +8, Quality Conjuration Focus +1, Spell Penetration VIII, Quality Mystic Diversion +7, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Mad Tea Party
Legendary Suppressive Fire Rune Arm Corrupted Exploding Fire Shot, Combustion +202, Immunity to Fear, Fire Resistance +76, Tira’s Splendor, Green Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) The Final Vintage
Legendary Symphonic Lenses Goggles Charisma +19, Perform +22, Anthem, Feat: Mobility, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) An Invitation to Dinner
Legendary Thrummingspark Cord Belt Enhanced Magnetism +202, Enhanced Glaciation +202, Lightning Lore +29, Ice Lore +29, Yellow Augment Slot Wrath of the Earth
Legendary Twisthallow Cloak Cloak Transmutation Focus +8, Quality Transmutation Focus +1, Spell Penetration VIII, Natural Armor +19, Blue Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) A Mad Tea Party, Sealed in Amber
Van Richten’s Legendary Cane Buckler +15 Enhancement Bonus, Stunning +22, Riposte +9, Shield Bashing, 9 Undead Bane, Silver, Orange Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Ravens’ Bane
Legendary Vistani Fighter’s Sash Belt Stunning +22, Vertigo +22, Vitality +67, Deadly +16, Yellow Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Into the Mists
Legendary Ward-Inscribed Pendant Necklace Quality Curse Resistance +3, Deadly +16, Constitution +19, Natural Armor +19, Yellow Augment Slot, Crypt Raider Set (Legendary) Ravens’ Bane
Legendary Warsword Shield Small shield +15 Enhancement Bonus, Sheltering +50, Insightful Magical Sheltering +24, Incite +59, Riposte +9, Orange Augment Slot, Adherent of the Mists Set (Legendary) Into the Mists

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)

 

MISC

 

Housekeeping!

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 90, Goth Angel

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels are back! After many quests and an entire Saga, we have decided we really like Ravenloft! What we didn’t expect was a boss fight with an angel in his goth-phase. Then we ran around and around Baba Lasaga’s Hut! We talk all about it and more on this week’s podcast! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, June 9th 2AM Eastern. This is our 90th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • So glad we are back!
    • Did I miss the Crystal Cove? 🙁
      • Still Need New Epic Rat Killer
      • Also gloves and gear for my Paladin!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that Goth-Angels are Scottish because they wear kilts!
      • Myth: Since the people upstairs couldn’t make us move out by stomping around on our heads day and night and having knock down drag out fights they have decided to drown us.
      • Sahba: I need a new guild (more about this later)

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
      • Monet Exchange 🙁
      • Predictions for final three: Eureka, Asia, Miss Cracker
      • Eureka, Asia, Aquaria
    • Sahba suggests
      • The Rain (in the original Danish) – Netflix
      • The Unforgotten – PBS
      • Collateral – Netflix

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York 6th
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri 8th
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois 7th
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Sunrise

We went to the Abbey to talk to the Abbot. After locating the key for some really strange guys we went in and found the Abbot. He seemed quite pleased with himself and what he was doing there and insisted that we read his journals so we could learn of his good works with the poor unfortunates and diseased people in his community. We implied that we would and took off to give ourselves a little tour of the place.

 

The place was of medium size and had some interesting things in it, including its residents. We did end up reading his journal, the pages of which were scattered around from room to room. We learned that the strange looking guys were people who had leprosy that he had experimented on by replacing parts with various animal parts. We also ran into a girl standing in a room who appeared to have been in one heck of a sword fight. Like maybe some super fast rapier moves or something. She didn’t speak to us but before we left we found out that he had “made” her to be the gift of a bride for Strahd. So her face was made from several different women.

 

We were standing in the garden, which was quite lovely, talking to a lady with a pretty coat and watching a rather odd reunion between two lovers when Strahd decided to show up. Apparently we had done something to upset him because he arrived angry and a fight ensued immediately. We were fighting next to a relatively sizeable pond (for the size of the yard) and eventually we ended up in the water. Wow! We should have been there the whole time! Turns out that pond is full of holy water!!

 

Loot – mL 29, bound to account on acquire.

 

Legendary Plateshard Belt Belt
Legendary Kindred Spirit Light Armor
Legendary Burnscar Sash Belt
Legendary Disciple of the Dawn Outfit
Legendary Gauntlets of Innate Arcanum Gloves

 

Old Baba’s Hut – No flagging required. A house sat on me and killed me. The end.

But really, we walked in to see what was in there and we saw Baba seated in a very large skull in front of her hut. She cackled and taunted us for a moment and then her hut stood up and walked over to me and sat on my head. Then it proceeded to rinse and repeat for Sahba and Lessah.

 

Loot –

 

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
        • I love this game. I played with Drac yesterday.
    • Subnautica
      • Was on sale. I hope you all own it now!
        • You look like you could use some coffee.
          • Hardcore game. There was coffee in that nebula!
    • Minecraft!!!
      • Flowers and villages! Oh my!
        • Me and my daughter built a villa in the jungle.
    • 7DTD
      • WOTW Mod
    • Civilization V
      • Me and my daughter played against Rent and his daughter.
    • Borderlands 2
      • Always fun. I love playing Psycho Creig

MISC

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Listening to Mythery scream when she plays Subnautica is priceless. Please Twitch!
    • Mythery says: I need purple glitter.

 

Housekeeping!

  • I got my license and now my job won’t stop asking me to pick up shifts. I went from working once every week and a half to four-five shifts a week overnight! The good news is, I can ask off when I need it. It doesn’t mean I’ll get it. When they call and ask me to cover a shift, I never say no. I’m weak and poor.
    • I also got locked out of my email. Anyone who tried to email me in the last 6-8 weeks. I didn’t get it. It’s all straightened out now, though!
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂
    • We have a website! Panaceith.com is up and running!
      • We also have a short story that has gone to the beta readers! Hopefully will go up on the website in the next two weeks!
        • Speaking of betas, we only have one beta who is reliable. We’d like another. Anyone interested can email us. I’d like to pick up one more reliable beta.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Jun 23, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Jun 24, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 89, Wrath of the Earth

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went back to Ravenloft where we freed more birds and picked up stolen jewels. Why does Ravenloft have so many scarecrows when there are no crops to guard? Why do all the Ravens in Ravenloft talk like they are regular people in disguise? All these questions and more get answered in this show! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 29th 2AM Eastern. This is our 89th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • Challenges and the Epic Rat Killer
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned not to buy an audiobook about evil space elves because there are four in the series and then you will have to listen to all of them!
      • Myth: There are NO mummies in the King Tut exhibit at the science center,
      • Sahba: Lessah now has access to a 3D printer!!!  Let’s make something.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
    • AP Bio – was so good this week! I say that every week don’t I?
    • The 100 started! Will my heart get broken again?
    • The Crossing there is a lot going on in this and not good for talking about here. Why did we stop talking about Riverdale? Shadowhunters? Your boyfriend is pissing me off! 🙂

 

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana 9th
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York 11th
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California 10th
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Place
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Wrath of the Earth

We talked to this person named Grilsha Targolova who told us to go to Yester Hill. It seems that evil druids have erected a statue of Strahd on this hill and come here to worship him… or it …or both. Anyway, Grilsha thought they may have hidden one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen here and wanted us to see if we could find it.

When we got to the hill the first thing we saw was some pretty impressive lightning. It made a big ring around the top of the hill. As we went around looking for an opening we were attacked by a variety of Blight (twig, vine, needle), Mountain Folk, and Druid. After we had killed a number of these things the ring of lightning dropped down and we could see another ring so we went about doing the same thing. Shortly after we began again a small section dropped down and in we went. We could see the large statue of Strahd from where we entered and several evil druid bent over in worship. While it might not be all that nice to attack a guy who is bent over in prayer it sure does make the job go quicker. We found the gem where they had put it, at the feet of their master.

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Legendary Thrummingspark Cord Belt
Legendary Platemail of the Barovian Lord Heavy Armor
Legendary Garstone’s Lenses Goggles
Legendary Hound of the Night Collar
Legendary Softsole Slippers Boots

 

Raven’s Bane –

 

So, the story is that there was a village called Berez out in the mists somewhere and the people who lived there refused to bow down to Strahd’s will and because of their defiance he turned their town into a swamp. Well, mostly….there are a few little pieces of things here and there but for the most part…yup it’s a swamp. But after this little tirade of the great and powerful Strahd there was someone who thought Berez would be a great place to live. A witch named Baba Lysaga.

We talked to Muriel Vinshaw and she seemed to think that Baba had been up to all sorts of terrible misdeeds. One things she had done was imprison some ravens in cages out around in the swamp and also that she had one of Martikov’s magic gems that had been stolen. So we put on our galoshes and went out to tromp around in the swamp looking for a witch. Oh, and some ravens. We did find the ravens one by one in their solitary cages, as we killed hordes of scarecrows and howlers. Dretch dot the landscape here and there but there seemed to be an endless supply of scarecrows. We finally came upon the little house of the witch which was definitely bigger on the inside. It was filled with an odd assortment of things some interesting, some just weird, I slipped and fell into a tub of blood. Was she expecting Strahd for dinner? There was a chest which proved to be holding one of the missing gems and when it was discovered Baba chose to make her appearance. Oooh baby! This witch is a party animal! I’ve never seen so many dancing balls in one place. She filled that room up! I don’t know how, but Brec and I managed to stay out of them and kept pounding on her but she was smart. As soon as she knew there was no way she was going to win this fight she took off and left us there with all of those balls still rocking and a bunch of brooms that wanted to kill us,

 

Loot – Bound to account on acquire, ml 29

 

Van Richten’s Legendary Cane Buckler shield
Legendary Ward-Inscribed Pendant Necklace
Legendary Feargaze Goggles
Legendary Silverthread Belt Belt
Legendary Sinister Handaxe Hand Axe

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • We built a raft, found an island
      • Myth got tranq’d at the door.
      • We need to go back and play some!!!! I must know what is over on face island.
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
        • I love this game.
    • Salt
    • Subnautica
      • I LOVE THIS GAME! I am trying to figure out how to make a base.
      • Why won’t it go on sale???? 🙁
    • Rust…
      • I (still) really like the game, I can’t help it. I just played for a bit, gathered things and then gave them away to random people.  
        • OMG. I built a base, I made a friend? It’s hard to say who your friends are in Rust. Most people are just waiting to kill you. I’m the house cat 🙂 <mew>
    • Minecraft!!!
      • Flowers and villages! Oh my!
      • We need to play this so I can OP us. 🙂
    • 7DTD

 

MISC

 

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Sometimes she says the most random things at weird times like “I forgot I had a penis.”  
    • Mythery is dead. She was online like…maybe I’m ded.
    • Mythery said: “You are a really good paladin”

 

Housekeeping!

  • It’s over! I’m at the end! I had my last two clinical days this week. It was so sad! I have a final exam and board prep and that’s it. The next time we have a show, I’ll be a graduated Polysomnographer and I might be boarded as well. *ugly crying*
    • Because of my graduation, we are skipping the next cast and will resume whenever Sahba’s math says. I think Sahba and Myth will twitch the next session without me as well.
  • Mythery – PLease make the cold spells work at least 50% of the time and design some pretty shoes. Thanks. 🙂
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – May 12, 2am EST
    • Podcast – May 27, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 88, Save the Wine!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Ravenloft just keeps getting weirder. If people aren’t turning into birds or throwing awkward tea parties, they are keeping the pride and carelessness of wayward adventurers in amber. Seriously, we fought our own flaws in this quest! The best thing that happened this week was when the Damsels saved an entire winery! I mean, where would Barovia be if they couldn’t wash down Soylent Green Pot Pie with wine instead of boring old water? Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 15th 2AM Eastern. This is our 88th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • My barbarian spent 40k plat on a +10 intelligence cloak and it was then I was intelligent enough to realize I didn’t need any intelligence. I needed charisma!
      • Choices…
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I am really enjoying the Ravenloft storyline. Well done SSG!
      • Myth: I learned that Lessah’s job sux.
      • Sahba: Carbonated water is terrible!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Go see Ready Player One. It’s enjoyable.
    • RuPaul’s drag race, Season ten!
      • Only 2 contestants are a real stand out for me.
        • Ms Craker and Asia Ohara, I like Blair, she reminds me of Chris Colfer when he was like 12.
      • I’m sorry but I just don’t like Eureka. She doesn’t present as a nice person. Vixen doesn’t seem very nice either. I like Blair. I’m sorry Blair, this probably means you are going home. I also like Asia and Monet.
    • Riverdale
      • I did not watch! No time!
    • AP Bio – Random comments about this show. DNA, underground railroad, sleepwalking, unattended murdered body. Should he leave her or do they deserve each other?
      • My thoughts
    • The Crossing
    • Shadowhunters
      • Did not watch, not time!

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana TBA
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York TBA
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California TBA
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York 12th Plce
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

Sealed in Amber

Quite frankly, I don’t know what the hell is going on in here. 🙂 But it was fun.

Dark Gifts received from Amber Sarcophagi

The buffs generally grant profane bonuses, last for one hour and are not removed on leaving adventure.

  1. Dark Gift of: Dahlver-Nar, He of the Many Teeth: You’ll be able to resurrect when you die, it said. (Resurrect on death)
  2. Dark Gift of: Delban, the Star of Ice and Hate: Ice and Hate will be your allies, it said. (+15 Cold Spell Power, Hate-magnet like effect)
  3. Dark Gift of: Drizlash, the Nine-Eyed Spider: You’ll be as nimble as a spider, it said. (+4 Dexterity)
  4. Dark Gift of: Ferke, Queen of Poxes: Your wrath will make your foes envy the dead, it said. (+15 Acid spell power, ??? other effects)
  5. Dark Gift of: Great Taar Haak, the Five-Headed Destroyer: Everyone will know their weakness and inferiority to you, it said. (+4 Strength, +3% Doublestrike, +10 Intimidate)
  6. Dark Gift of: Khirad, the Star of Secrets: You’ll see traps and opportunities where others see nothing, it said. (+5 Spot, +10 Search, +10 Disable Device)
  7. Dark Gift of: Norganas, the Finger of Oblivion: The force of your spells will match your personality, it said. (+15 Force Spell Power)
  8. Dark Gift of: Savnok the Inscrutible: Your brilliance will only be matched by your capacity for evil, it said. (+4 Intelligence, +10 Bluff)
  9. Dark Gift of: Seriach, the Hell Hound Whisperer: A pair of contractually obligated Hell Hounds will follow you into battle, it said. (Bug: Reaper spawned a pair of CR: 11 Hell Hounds, if actively fighting or have offensive AOE in place the hounds will die instantly)
  10. Dark Gift of: Shami-Amourae, the Lady of Delights: You will know what’s good for you, it said. (+4 Wisdom)
  11. Dark Gift of: Sykane, the Soul Hungerer: Your ferocity in battle will feast on the souls of the slain, it said. (Vampirism on melee attacks)
  12. Dark Gift of: Tarakamedes, the Grave Wyrm: You will leap over deep chasms in a single bound, it said. (+15 Jump)
  13. Dark Gift of: the Vampyr: You will know how to turn into a vampire lord, it said. – (Unknown ???)
  14. Dark Gift of: Vaund the Evasive: You’ll be better at something rather vague, it said. (+10 Tumble, +10 Bluff, +?? Dodge)
  15. Dark Gift of: Yog the Invincible: You will be invincible, it said. – (+4 Constitution, -?? Movement Speed)
  16. Dark Gift of: Yrrga, the Eye of Shadows: You will know how meaningless existence is, it said. (True Seeing  ???)
  17. Dark Gift of: Zantras, the Kingmaker: You won’t take no for an answer, it said. (+4 Charisma, +10 Intimidate, +10 Diplomacy)
  18. Dark Gift of: Zrin-Hala, the Howling Storm: Your fury will lash out at your foes with lightning and thunder, it said. (+15 Electrical Spell Power))
  • Please help us update: (Gifts; wording, descriptions and effects, many more are still required!)

 

Loot – BTA. mL 29

 

Legendary Twisthallow Cloak Cloak
Legendary Shadow’s Footsteps Boots
Legendary Coat of the Traveler Medium Armor
Legendary Deathwarden Ring
Legendary Shadowhail Cloak Cloak

 

The Final Vintage

This was a short but really fun one. How can you go wrong with so much wine?? Not even brown mold will ruin your buzz!

 

Loot

 

Legendary Suppressive Fire Rune Arm
Legendary Mirrorplate Tower Tower shield
Legendary Braided Cutcord Belt
Legendary vKnifepalm Gloves
Legendary Scarlet Scale Cloak Cloak

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • I suck at life and other things.
      • New server, new map?
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Mission with Mythery. Lessons in failure.
        • I love this game.
    • Bermuda
    • Subnautica
      • I LOVE THIS GAME! I made a Sea Moth!
    • Rust…
      • I (still) really like the game, I can’t help it. I just played for a bit, gathered things and then gave them away to random people.  
    • Subsistance
      • This game…
    • Minecraft!!!
      • The Damsels are back in action! Traveling to the Nether on day 1? Whynot

 

MISC

 

  • All things Mythery

 

    • Mythery says the Best one liners during Minecraft. I propose she twitches Minecraft when we play!

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m in my last two weeks of school. My schedule will get better but quite a bit more chaotic because my job isn’t exactly stable. This next show should be ok but I can’t promise anything. Not until after May 12th.
  • Mythery – I learned that soon we won’t be getting a birthday present at all. Seriously, we used to get a choice of something really nice and useful for each and every character we owned. Then two or three years ago we got something nice but for only one of our people. This year we got a cosmetic item. Granted, each of our guys got one but come on… I don’t mean to be rude to whoever designed these but don’t go into fashion design. Blech! How about a choice. Or how about making it awesome looking. I know you know how to do it because the cosmetics for sale in the store vary in price and the nice looking stuff is the most expensive. My point is that you know if it looks good and this “present” would not sell in the store. Honestly though, I don’t understand at all why we have gone from getting something useful for each character to this. It isn’t like DDO is putting money in my bank account by doing this. Or a better point, they aren’t taking it out of theirs. If I am the type to spend my money in the store, a gift is not going to stop me from spending and if I am not, getting a taste of something I could purchase might actually get me to buy something. And even if it didn’t it would change nothing as far as what DDO is putting in their pockets. They wouldn’t be losing anything and would be making people happy. So I don’t get it! And yes I know complaining about a present isn’t cool and isn’t really something I have ever done but THEY started it not me and I happen to have a strong opinion about it.
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 28, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 29, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

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Damsels of DDO Episode 87, A Mad Tea Party!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels can’t resist a good party! The girls went to a tea party and found cultists, undead, monsters, and prisoners who were guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You know…normal stuff. We can’t wait to tell you how it all turned out! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, April 1st 2AM Eastern. This is our (1st show!) 87th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • I have some announcements!
      • First, you will want to stick around until the end of the show, be sure to type in chat so we can enter you in the drawing. We are giving things away tonight! DDO Points and game codes all over the place!
    • Now some more announcements!
      • Congratulations to Sahba Jade on being selected for the space program. We know you’ll boldly go where no one has gone before!
      • Mythery Inferno is rolling out her new line of glitter shoes for the DDO player on the go! Players are all the rage about them and are saying things like….“They don’t do anything!” and “What the &^%$beep*&* is this?”. Congrats Mythery, keep up the good work!
      • In other news today, In a real life modern roamance twist, Damsel Spouses Clankenbeard and Cadimere have declared their love for one another and insist on “making it legal” whatever that means. Congratulations all around!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: DDO Developers are getting creatively creepy with their storytelling and downright snarky with their dialogue boxes.
      • Myth: I learned that I probably need a new phone and getting turned around in rush hour traffic sux a lot because if you miss one turn it will take 45 minutes to get back on track.
      • Sahba: What did I learn?  Star Wars wasn’t that great?? Po Dameron should be dishonorably discharged!

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

RuPaul cheat sheet

 

Contestant Name Age Hometown Outcome
Aquaria Giovanni Palandrani[6] 21 Brooklyn, New York TBA
Asia O’Hara[a] Antwan Lee[7] 35 Dallas, Texas TBA
Blair St. Clair Andrew Bryson[8] 22 Indianapolis, Indiana TBA
Dusty Ray Bottoms Dustin Rayburn[9] 29 New York, New York TBA
Eureka[b] David Huggard[10] 27 Johnson City, Tennessee TBA
Kameron Michaels Dane Young[11][12] 31 Nashville, Tennessee TBA
Mayhem Miller Dequan Johnson[13] 35 Riverside, California TBA
Miz Cracker Maxwell Heller[14] 33 New York, New York TBA
Monét X Change Kevin Bertin[15] 27 The Bronx, New York TBA
Monique Heart Kevin Richardson[16] 31 Kansas City, Missouri TBA
The Vixen Anthony Taylor[17][18] 26 Chicago, Illinois TBA
Yuhua Hamasaki Yuhua Ou[19] 27 New York, New York TBA
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams Daniel Hernandez[20] 27 Albuquerque, New Mexico 13th Place
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jose Cancel[18] 25 Tampa, Florida 14th Place

 

A Mad Tea Party

We were invited to a party!! I was told it would be a tea party so I had my best pinky ring on and all but of course not a one of us got even a sip of tea. What did happen, which seems to be a more normal thing than us actually having some tea, is that we found ourselves between two feuding nobles. Lady Wachter and Baron Vallakovich, who by all outward appearances seemed to be getting along just fine, each wanted us to do something … well let’s just say, not too nice to the other. We weren’t too sure exactly what we were going to do and just started to wander around Lady W’s place. Soon we found ourselves in a tunnel that links their two houses together. There were some barriers up to keep people for passing through easily but we solved some puzzles and dropped them. The first thing we saw at Baron V’s was the dungeon where he had his prisoners locked up. Apparently holding a sign with not so nice comments about the Baron gets you locked up around there. We let them go. Next we told one of his guards that we would help him out. We followed him thinking we would just take the Baron’s side, even though we did let his prisoner’s go but after we passed the cells and got back into the tunnel the guard turned on us and we had to kill him. I’m not sure what his problem was. I think it was around then we decided that we weren’t going to be on anyone’s side. The only thing left to do was to go and take out Lady W and Baron V. I guess it was a pretty good party after all, even if we never did get any of the promised tea.

 

Loot – Bound to account

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Summoner’s Spectacles Goggles 29
Legendary Adversion Ring 29
Legendary Blight Inferno Rune Arm 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess
        • Billboard campaign for the Lesery Cantina!
        • We have a customer!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Bermuda
    • Subnautica
    • PixelArk
    • Rust…
      • (shame) I really like the game, I can’t help it. I found a solo, duo, trio server and I play on it when I can.
    • Forbidden Island

 

MISC

 

  • Let’s give things away!

 

    • Drawing for points ala DDO
    • Drawing for 7DTD code!

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book?
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Apr 14, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 15, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

Email Us!  

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Damsels of DDO Episode 86, What are Feather Keepers?

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Puzzles and overprotective moms abound in this week’s adventure. The puzzles we understand but when your son who is “a man grown” goes into a vampire’s castle, it’s time to let go. Seriously, when your son sprouts wings, it’s time let him fly. They all leave the nest eventually. Right? Mom’s are really just the wind beneath their wings. Okay, joke over. Gotta fly! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  


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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 18th 2AM Eastern. This is our 86th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps

    • So… gear for epic levels. I haven’t upgraded anything since I leveled to 20 on my Gnome.
    • Put on list, ghost touch weapon!
    • Mythery’s gear?
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned Barney is a baby T Rex
        • I love you, you love me, I want to eat your family…
      • Myth: I learned that being mommy to a baby Argi means you must learn to fish well and often.
      • Sahba: Myth and Lessah still need love … and to get out more.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • RuPaul’s drag race, All Stars finale!
      • The two finalists were given a gift.
      • Both underdogs, both struggled but if we are talking about who struggled more and we are handling out pity titles…
      • Shangela had this in the bag.
    • Riverdale
      • So Jughead…is acting like an activist. He needs to turn season one into a novel and be an author , not a journalist
      • The Blossom twin curse? I’m so glad Cheryl is back in the plot where she belongs. What did her mom mean by “first we take care of Nana and Cheryl”? What is Nana doing exactly?
    • AP Bio – If you are not watching, stop and go watch it Right NOW!
    • Counterpart – Starz
      • I got irritated with this shoe because they took my eye candy away.
      • It’s silly for the Strategy guy to trust his wife’s poisonous words “Do you think they’ll let you keep her? She’s a child of two worlds…” and that’s it. He starts lying to protect his daughter. But there is no reason to think that he wouldn’t get to keep his daughter. He didn’t do anything wrong and the grandfather world want to protect his grandbaby.

 

Oath of Vengeance

Crazy feather keepers? What? So this one guy in the Blue Water Inn is rambling about somethings and I can’t understand about half of what he is saying but he sends me over to another guy, Rudolph van Richten, who by the way is a vampire hunter and he say he wants us to go see another guy about a dragon head. This other guy, Zigmund Kovalev, another feather keeper (not sure what’s up with that) wants us to deliver the skull of a silver dragon to yet another guy inside Argynvostholt. Suuuure why not! Actually this was a ton of fun! Argynvosholt is amazing! This place has hidden doors, hidden chests, and a huge light puzzle that unlocks a chest. So cool! Oh yeah, we took the weirdo his dragon skull. The bunch of revenants in that place, whack whack whack we killed them all.

 

Loot – Items bound to account on acquire.

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
The Legendary Best Defense Large shield 29
Legendary Crumbling Gloves Gloves 29
Legendary Cursebane Ring Ring 29
Legendary Kindred Pendant Necklace 29

 

A Raven at the Door – Items bound to account on acquire.

 

Loot –

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Skulled Ring Ring 29
Legendary Phasecloak Cloak 29
Legendary Bracers of the Fallen Hero Bracers 29
Legendary Dreadcursed Defender Docent 29
Legendary Memory of Hiding in Darkness Docent 29
Legendary Reflective Bloodstone Necklace 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess
      • Lesary Canteen
      • War of the Walkers
        • Myth SP?
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Nursery
          • baby what the hell.
          • Baby t-rex
          • Baby wolf
          • Baby cat
        • ALL THE BABIES!
        • We got our butt’s kicked in the cave.

        Mythery Inferno becomes a Mom!

        Our Little Purple killing machine in Ark Survival Evolved!

    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Napalm
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

http://ddowiki.com/page/Item:Robe_of_Celebration

MISC

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • So…I have a job now
    • But I can probably swing Damsels days
  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 31, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Apr 1, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 85, Invitation to Dinner

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. It was back to  Barovia for the Damsels as they stumbled their way through the castle. That Strahd sure is tall, huh? I think it might have taken us all night if it weren’t for dumb luck and also people screaming at us on the live stream. Spoilers! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, March 4th 2AM Eastern. This is our 85th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • So you know that potion you can get from the Crystal Cove Event?
      • Upgrade it! DO IT!
      • Also the potions of heal over time from various collectibles saved my Gnome!
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned Myth can still stumble her way to success, even in the dark!
      • Myth:
      • Sahba: Myth and Lessah need love

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • OMG! Rupaul’s Drag Race Allstars, season 3!!!
      • How about that Bendela Creme huh?
      • Bah!!! Stupid stupid stupid.
    • Aja was robbed. It should have been ehr that came back. She was killing it. Not sure why but I don’t like her.
    • It’s anyone’s game now. Shangela, Bebe, Even Trixie Matel. I don’t think I care. I don’t really hate or like any of them.

 

    • Counterpart – Starz – I’m 2 episodes behind.
      • I love that customs has to be so tough on people.
        • Prince has an album over there….but on the tech-side, he’s dead… What other things have snuck over to the opposite side and fueled Conspiracy theories?  
      • Nolan Gerard Funk as an assassin? YES PLEASE!

 

An Invitation to Dinner

Wow that place is big! I loved this quest and I can’t wait to do it again. So many things to do and see! Not to mention the XP!!! I got about 128k, with a pot, but still. There are 10 optionals in here plus the quest objectives change depending on which cards Madam Eva draws. I noticed by looking at the stream that Lessah could see cards pop up on her screen as they were drawn. I thought that was pretty cool. First I want to comment on this dinner invite, there was a long beautiful table set with nice shiny dishes and not a bit of food in sight! That should have been our first clue that something was amiss. I guess that’s why we didn’t stick around in the dining room for very long. It’s pretty easy to get turned around in there and since we had friends with us, there were time when we were all over the place. You can only see one tower on the map at a time but getting back on track wasn’t too challenging. I want to say that the ghosts and other things are really tough but I was something like 8 levels below quest level so maybe they were just normal tough. We were in there a long time and were ready to get out of there which made us try to avoid doing the last optional (since we had done all of the others). As it turns out, in order to get out you have to run right up on the last optional. No good deed goes unpunished I guess.

 

Loot

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Legendary Symphonic Lenses Goggles 29
Legendary Lore-Fueled Packbanner Bracers 29
Legendary Barovian Nobles’ Regalia Robe 29
Legendary Cursebane Focus Trinket 29
Legendary Perfect Pinnacle Ring 29

 

  • Other games (this week other games is kind of combined with All things Mythery!)
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I have a mansion! I made a backyard and everything!
      • War of the Walkers
        • Myth SP?

  • I don’t mind playing the mod. I don’t like it as much as Val Mod and the vanilla game. It’s kind of extra with all the excessive crafting and learning. Extra resources and all that. There is a bit of a learning curve there. I like it because things are gritty and we are not really married to any one area. Plus weird things happen like hordes of zombie strippers come to visit. We stopped only because our backpacks were so full.
    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Holy Artifacts Batman!
          • We explored a cave and found a bunch of dung beetles.
          • Artifact = boss battle. I’ll try to twitch it but twitch, me and Ark don’t get along.
        • We also decided the thing to do was have outposts all over the island in places we might. Only some strangers had the same idea when we accidentally left the server running!
        • I am very proud of Mythery! Not only did she lead 9 large animals back to the barge, but she did it in the DARK! And Mythery cannot see unless it’s sunny out.
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

http://ddowiki.com/page/Item:Robe_of_Celebration

MISC

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • So…I have a job interview next week.
    • That doesn’t mean I’m going to work, it means…maybe. I only have a couple of days a week outside of school to give to a job with 12 hour shifts. Those are weekend days…
      • What does that mean for The Damsels? Well… I’m not sure. It might mean Mythery and Sahba are running with guests and without me on some days.
      • What does that mean for the show? I’m hoping the show can be recorded whenever we have time on the fly.
  • Mythery – Fix the shoes and make the cold shatter 50% of the time, please. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 17, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Mar 18, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 84, Fresh Baked Dreams

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. Holy Barovia! The Damsels went trekking through some unknown territory this week as they tried to figure out the mystery of who would serve pies out of a windmill. Seriously, that is not normal. Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 18th 2AM Eastern. This is our 84th show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • I am so sorry Bachlagore!!!!!  
      • What had happened was…
    • New Rat Killer for Gnomeless? Please?
    • Fierce Fred is evil.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: I learned that when you clean your house with a bunch of bleach, it burns your eyes. You guys are lucky I’m not blind!
      • Myth: Don’t nap before the show.
      • Sahba: Pyeongchang

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • Riverdale
      • Will return in March, OMG
        • Sooooooo…. Betty comes home and mom and brother are cleaning up the remains of a dead body… so it’s a Tuesday at the Cooper home.
      • Race All Stars season 3
        • Milk?
          • There is a lot of salt going around for the Queens that got kicked, except for Chi-Chi (classy!)
        • Trixi leaving Thorgy’s nasty note on the wal about Shangela….
        • Twitter is calling this the “Bendela Creme Drag Race” but I foresee a great battle between Shangela and her. Game Recognize Game.
    • Counterpart – Starz
      • What would you do if you learned your daughter that died in childbirth was alive and well on the other side?
      • I love the big differences. One side has all the medicine and clean oceans/ food, the other has GMO’s, Hi-tech stuff.

 

Fresh Baked Dreams

Wolves, worgs, and stalkers oh my. All I can say is. Don’t eat the pie!!

 

Loot

 

Item Type Enhancements ML
Rune-Sigiled Belt Belt 10
The Mistfallen Orb 10
Ring of Nightfall Ringg 10
Mist-laden Vestment Light Armor 10
Legendary Ring of Nightfall Ring 29
The Legendary Mistfallen Orb 29
Legendary Rune-Sigiled Belt Belt 29
Legendary Mist-laden Vestment Light Armor 29

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • Mythery is driving up my property taxes with her nice house.
        • Sahba needs to continue to live on top of her foundation.
        • My wolf Story!
      • Myth Single player game mod?
        • War of the Walkers

 

    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • The crazy bird ladies of Ark.
          • Female Rex
          • Quetzels like Rex Kibble
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures
        • I love this game.
    • DOTA 2
      • I fail at life.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • I thought you were above illness. Remember that time your eyes started bleeding like a virgin Mary statue? That did not stop you from gaming.

 

Housekeeping!

  • I’m a loser and suck at life.
    • No really… I’m looking for a job.
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Mar 3, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Mar 4, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

  1. @Lessah
  2. @Mythery1
  3. @SahbaJade
  4. DDO Stream Twitch
  5. Then catch us on:  Lessah’s Twitch  the following day for the AAR podcast!  
  6. Sahba Jade’s Twitch

Damsels of DDO Episode 83, Stormcleave

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. The Damsels went pugging again this episode! Our new LFM is the DDO Stream! We had a good time and ran some solid, classic quests that everyone knows like the back of their hand…or so we thought. Thank goodness the Damsels had a guide! Mythery got lost repeatedly and Lessah got inebriated! Fun times were had by all! This episode is called Stormcleave because we have done “The Tide Turns” already! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

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Here is the quest for your viewing pleasure!  

 

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Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, February 4th 2AM Eastern. This is our 83rd show! And this is really the 83rd show. I checked.

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • We pugged last night and it was great! Thanks Kudesnik..I mean…nevermind.
    • Mythery and I are on our last life victory lap with the reaper babies.
      • It’s mostly me pushing to do all the quests. I want the +5 tome you get for 5000 favor.
      • Here is the conundrum; I don’t like TOEE. We need to do it.
    • Thank you to Fierce Fred for giving me the recipes I needed to make the snow elemental! I take back a few of the bad names I’ve called you. (he camped me in the tavern last night!)
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Never leave a bottle of interesting-looking liquor within reach of Lessah.
      • Myth: Stop trying to make me learn things!! I learned that Lessah puts hyphens where they don’t belong. Actually, I already knew that. hahahaha
      • Sahba:

 

Rumors, News, and Lies


  • Before we start!  Spoiler!!!
    • The Good Place
    • Riverdale
      • 1st two episodes.
        • This show is slowly being ruined for me…
    • Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars season 3
      • Episode 1, this season looks so good! So many of my favorite queens came back.
        • I cry every time Milk is on screen because he’s so damn handsome out of drag.
        • Ben Dela Creme, the terminally delightful queen. She really showed me who she was in the end.
      • Episode 2, Shangela the Mother of Dragons and John Snow Kennedy Davenport. I didn’t think Thorgy was going to win it but I enjoyed all that shade she threw on her way out.
    • I just started a new show but I’m not sure if it’s going to be any good yet. Counterpart – Starz

 

Wha…?

Last night we played our reaper babies and picked up some random souls along the way. The one I remember the best was Jaz. Jaz is full of energy and excitement and seems to know the quests pretty well but the main thing about him is his voice. More specifically his accent, he is from Baaaston. In my mind he is from the deep deep center of Boston, surrounded by only other people from Boston, and TV and radio are only broadcast by other people from Boston. Thus giving him this very deep bostonian swagger to his voice, devoid of Rs and a hint of kick assitude. I was only moderately disappointed that he never used the word wicked. At least I don’t think he did. Anyway, we finished the house D chain and finished up by doing Stormcleave. It was a lot of fun!

 

PS: Lessah was drunk. 🙂

 

Loot

 

The named items from the house D quests have something called unraveling enchantments. This means that the enchantments placed on the items have weakened over time and you can use the goat, lion, and dragon sigils to restore the items to their original powers. Behind the tower that houses the Tide Turns quest is a contraption called Visbane’s Folley where you place the item and the chosen sigil in order to restore it. Norbert Visbane will teleport you there is you are too lazy to walk and have completed the Tide Turns. AND if you are too lazy to get them by doing the quests, the sigils can be purchased from Visbane’s Folly for 15 astral shards.

 

 

Version Item Type Enchantments
Base Chipped Bastard Sword Bastard Sword +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Fang +1 Enhancement Bonus, Shocking Touch, Maiming, Shatter +4, Dragonshard Focus: Sentinel
Epic Epic Chimera’s Fang 2[1d10] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Increase base on number of dragon marks), Silver, Alchemical, Keen I, Shocking Burst, Destruction, Shatter +10, Disintegration, Chimera’s Ferocity, Red Augment Slot
Base Corroded Rapier Rapier Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Devotion +36, Silver, Alchemical, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Elyd Edge Spellcasting Implement +3, +1 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma +1, Devotion +42, Silver, Alchemical, Anthem
Epic Epic Elyd Edge 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus, Charisma for Attack and Damage Mods, Charisma +7, Devotion +72, Silver, Alchemical, Screaming, Cacophony, Inspiring Echoes, Anthem, Red Augment Slot
Base Filthy Kukri Kukri +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Midnight Greetings +1 Enhancement Bonus, Deception,Centered weapon for Monks)
Epic Epic Midnight Greetings 2[1d6] Base Damage, +6 Enhancement Bonus (Enhancement bonus increases base on Int mod max +10), Improved Deception, Finesse, Disintegration, Assassination +2, Improved Paralyzing, Clever Strike, Red Augment Slot
Base Rusted Crown Helm Natural Armor +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Chimera’s Crown Minor Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +15, Natural Armor +1
Epic Epic Chimera’s Crown Lesser Dragonmark Enhancement, Minor Greater Dragonmark Enhancement, Spell Resistance +25, Natural Armor +5, Chimera’s Vitality, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot
Base Splintered Winter’s Wrath Wand Snowball Swarm 5 Charges (Recharged/Day:5), Glaciation +30, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Winter’s Wrath Snowball Swarm 25 Charges (Recharged/Day:25), Lesser Cold Augmentation III, Glaciation +36
Epic Epic Winter’s Wrath Otiluke’s Freezing Sphere 15 Charges (Recharged/Day:15), Lesser Cold Augmentation IX, Glaciation +90
Base Tarnished Blademark’s Docent Docent +2 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Blademark’s Docent +3 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, Invulnerability
Epic Epic Blademark’s Docent +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Construct Fortification (10%), Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Tarnished Deneith Heavy Chain Chainmail +1 Enhancement Bonus, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Deneith Heavy Chain +1 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield
Epic Epic Deneith Heavy Chain +6 Enhancement Bonus, Life Shield, DR 5/Epic, Superior False Life, Vertigo +15, Colorless Augment Slot, Blue Augment Slot
Base Torn Chitin Bracers Bracers Armor Bonus +4, Will Save +1, Unraveling Enchantments
Upgrade Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +5, Will Save +2, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change
Epic Epic Jidz-Tet’ka Armor Bonus +8, Exceptional Wisdom +1, Will Save +5, Tet-zik, The Enlightened Change, Colorless Augment Slot, Yellow Augment Slot

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I made a kitchen and a zombie spawned there and knocked my door down.
        • With the difficulty dialed up I’m afraid to go out alone 🙁
      • Myth Single player game mod?
        • War of the Walkers

 

    • Ark Survival Evolved
      • Ark Aberration
        • Our otter is still alive for some reason.
        • I think I don’t like aberration as much because there are no birds. I must agree!! I feel sooo constricted.
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • The crazy bird ladies of Ark.
          • Dogs + Cats = BIRDS!
          • Let’s adopt 5 Argy’s, 6 Pteradon, 3 Perlagoramis, 1 Tapijara and 1 quetzel.
            • Still working on the Quetzel and it’s all MYTH’s fault and not mine in any way! OMG I am so gonna rat you out!
              • Me in my head “omg, there are no less than 4 things attacking our bird, Myth is going to die and leave me alone!” Then she won’t know how to get back here!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth’s adventures in the dark zone with a total stranger!
        • I love this game.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/
      • I installed. Now what?
      • Remind me to look for my copy?

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

    • You get lost more than the average player. Let’s explore that.
      • Na uh. You’re mean. 🙁 Bird killer.

 

Housekeeping!

  • Remember that time I uploaded the show and didn’t tell anyone or tweet about it?
    • Here’s the YouTube story no one asked for…
  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Feb 17, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Feb 18,, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!  

Damsels of DDO Episode 82, Raids, Reapers, and Pirates! Oh My!

The Damsels are three lady gamers who talk about things that are important to them in the world of Dungeons and Dragons Online. We went looking for other players this week in order to do the Chronoscope on reaper mode. Also, we tried to kill Draculetta using zombie pirates. It worked a few times! Thanks so much for listening!  

 

Here is the show, just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download!  

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The Damsels of DDO is sponsored by Game Fly and Loot Crate!  It’s a fun way to help support the show if you’re interested in any of those products! Visit our website to find out more! DamselsofDDO.com

 

Intro:   

  • The Damsels of DDO Recorded Live on Sunday, January 21st 2AM Eastern. This is our real 82nd show!

 

Lessah jibberjabbers about things and Myth corrects and Sahba sleeps [zzzzz]:

    • So here’s what happened. I can’t count.
      • Myth! We forgot to do the forgotten caverns.
    • What we learned this week:
      • Lessah: Never let Sahba get to the quest first.
        • Never say things like “we haven’t seen a reaper yet”
      • Myth: I learned that Brad is alive!
      • Sahba: Always get to the quest first.

 

Rumors, News, and Lies

 

 

Reaper Babies and a vampire

Draculetta likes to talk about things he doesn’t like to do on his podcast. It is our sworn duty to show him how wonderful those things are and thereby enriching his gaming experience and as a result his life. Therefore, when he declared that he did not like doing reaper quests we were obligated to take him through several.  We did the Chronoscope. We’ve already talked about that so I just want to say that it was a ton of fun and we pick up some hitchhikers along the way. No Bob blessed us with his presence. Plus we had a Bard! Bard buffs are the best! Then we went to House D looking for some pirates to tangle with. First we went to an odd place in the Searing Heights called the Bargain Bazaar? Blood Bazaar? Something… I thought it was going to be like an outdoor mall but on the way over Lessah said it was where they sell people. Crazy, right? I don’t know, she might have been right. All I know is that whatever was going on there it wasn’t good. We cleaned that place out though. And the guy running the place, it was a kobold riding a minotaur. Some weird stuff going on here.

Next we went to the Black Loch. Mostly what I remember about this place is……DON’T LOOK AT THE WATER! I try to stay out of the water since it puts out fire and I pretty much just burned up everything I came in contact with. Sooooo Drac, what’s so bad about reaper quests? It looked like you were having fun to me.

 

Loot

 

Na.

 

  • Other games
    • 7DTD
      • Hot Mess Server!
        • I am making my own house and I’ll try to defend it on hoard night.
        • There is a lot I can’t do…like finding treasure.

 

    • Ark Survival
      • Ark Aberration
        • We are kind of at a standstill in this game, I think. We need goals.
      • Ark Survival Evolved, The Island
        • Build a bridge, tap a tree, get some sap…fishing?
    • The Forest
      • Really challenging game!
      • We built a cabin and started a war.
        • We made arrows from the bones of our enemy!
    • Tom Clancy’s The Division
      • Myth has a ponytail.
    • Hellgate London server: https://london2038.com/quickstart-guide/

 

MISC

 

 

  • All Things Mythery:   (thanks Bonnie Bew for the kick-butt theme song!)

 

      • How many times have you died digging in your inventory?

 

 

Housekeeping!

  • Mythery – Fix the cold spells. And read our book….
  • When is Next time?  
    • Twitch – Feb 3, 2am EST
    • Podcast – Feb 4,, 2am EST

 

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the live show!

 

Email Us!  

 

Or just creep on us!